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Title is a work in progress.
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Prologue
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Chapter 1: Getting transported
Judg: *riding his motorcycle through a busy city*
WHOOOOO! haha! *hes going way past the speed limit, swerving thru traffic* Huh? *a police car turns his siren on and follows* many more cops have tried, buddy! *he floors it, and begins doing wheelies* Haha... he thinks he can keep up with me! like i'l- *judg, not paying attention, runs into a nearby car door, flipping him over* oh CRAP! *just before he hits the pavement, though, a blue light envolopes him, and after it fades, hes no longer there*
Cads: *he walks into a clluttered shop with a lot of high tech machinery, carrying an enourmos bag* Hey willie!
*a big man comes up from behind the counter, covered in oil*
Willie: Hey, Cads! come to make another purchase, eh?
Cads: *he places the bag on the counter* actually, no... im getting out of the business. i want to trade this in...
Willie: Ah, your kidding! alright, fine. but you were my best customer! *willie takes the bag* alright then, just what do you want to trade this in for?
Cads:... *points to a lawnmower* how bout that beauty?
Willie: haha, you never cease to suprise! *he goes over to the lawn mower and drags it back* now, cash or-
*cads was gone when he turned back around*
DO NOT POST!
im on the wii, and when theres to much text on screen, it gets this weird lag. so chapters will come in multiple posts.
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Kakadi: *hes sitting in his apartment, chilling out, when theres a knock at the door* COMING, COMING! *as he gets up, it reveals another black bag on his couch similar to cads* *he opens the door* yea- *another blue light, and then hes gone*
yeah, im not gonna do all of them, for the mystery of backstories, just so you know!
Masterman: *Wearing a chicken suit, he walks into his apartment, a one bedroom one bathroom mess of a hellhole* I HATE my job as mascot at GFC (georgia fried chicken) *he squashes a roach as it scurries by and takes a seat in a dirty armchair next to a small TV.* i need realaxsation! whoo! *just as he turns on the TV, he also gets surrounded in the blue light, and dissapears*
Zeldafan: *in a beautiful mansion, a decendent of a rich family* *She can be seen in the armory, training with a sword*
Her father walks in with a disgusted look on his face*
father: Why must you insist on training with those things like some sort of barbarian?
ZF: so that the next time a punk with a gun tries to steal everything in our mansion we wont sit around like retards watching it happen! *she slices at the cinderblock in front of her, slicing it in half*
Father: How many times must you be told? A sword cannot be fast enough to block a bullet!
ZF: yeah, thats wha- *a blue light envolopes her too, and she dissapears*
Father: What in gods name?!
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Just 2 more. its gets alot more interesting once their in the actual place. i just have to build up to it
i'll have 2 chapters today. im gonna work on it more, but feel free to comment now.
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Not bad so far...
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"Immaculate being, was it? In this secular existence, perfection is an illusion, regardless of those who utter the contrary. This is the reality. Common man seeks it out. They strive to achieve it, as if it were some tangible thing… But the fact of the matter is that perfection is a hollow shell. It is devoid of any substance. I
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Gargravarr and david rushed into enemy lines, checking both sides before continuing*
Gar: you ok ammo-wise?
david: no, you?
gar: psh. no.
David: *looks confused* then what the hell are we doing?
Gar: *amised look on his face* getting ready to die.
David: wow, how positive and upbuilding!
*suddenly the enemy emerges in an ambush from a nearby bush*
Gar and david: CRAP! *a bullet was fired and less then an inch from gars head when they both dissapeared*
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New chapter in a few hours!
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Hooray! I'm involved!
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"Immaculate being, was it? In this secular existence, perfection is an illusion, regardless of those who utter the contrary. This is the reality. Common man seeks it out. They strive to achieve it, as if it were some tangible thing… But the fact of the matter is that perfection is a hollow shell. It is devoid of any substance. I
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on perfection. Perfection, after all, implies you've reached the summit. No trial and error, no ability to conceptualize. An omniscient being would have no need for such superfluous things. Am I making myself clear? For people who dabble in the sciences, such as ourselves, perfection would render us obsolete. Many magnificent things have been, and will continue to come into existence, and yet every last one of them will fall short of perfection's finish. Our function as men of science relies on their many shortcomings. Then, and only then, can we apply the fruits of our labour. To put it simply, as soon as you began spouting that nonsense about being an immaculate being, your fate was sealed. How dare you call yourself a man of science?"
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And your a war veteran!
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2nd. Dboy - 174 points
3rd. Saynt - 171 points
4th. Roids - 168 points
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 (TAG TEAM)
Smackdown vs. RAW 2009
Devil May Cry 4 (Bloody Palace)
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
Power Stone 2
Sonic Shuffle
Pokemon FireRed
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: TiTRemix
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Excitebike 64
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Quote from: Lil' Dino on 21 August, 2007, 10:00:42 am
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Masterman, you become more awesome then most, truats me!
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Heh, that's gonna be a bit of a letdown for my character... He's a war veteran that gets left with possibly the weakest elemental power...
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"Immaculate being, was it? In this secular existence, perfection is an illusion, regardless of those who utter the contrary. This is the reality. Common man seeks it out. They strive to achieve it, as if it were some tangible thing… But the fact of the matter is that perfection is a hollow shell. It is devoid of any substance. I
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on perfection. Perfection, after all, implies you've reached the summit. No trial and error, no ability to conceptualize. An omniscient being would have no need for such superfluous things. Am I making myself clear? For people who dabble in the sciences, such as ourselves, perfection would render us obsolete. Many magnificent things have been, and will continue to come into existence, and yet every last one of them will fall short of perfection's finish. Our function as men of science relies on their many shortcomings. Then, and only then, can we apply the fruits of our labour. To put it simply, as soon as you began spouting that nonsense about being an immaculate being, your fate was sealed. How dare you call yourself a man of science?"
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Quote from: Gargravarr on 21 August, 2007, 10:03:53 am
Heh, that's gonna be a bit of a letdown for my character... He's a war veteran that gets left with possibly the weakest elemental power...
But you get every weapon available with unlimited ammo. and wind isnt week. hurricanes, tornados, they all cause MASSIVE destruction.
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Well, we'll see how it turns out...
Have you already determined everyone's powers?
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"Immaculate being, was it? In this secular existence, perfection is an illusion, regardless of those who utter the contrary. This is the reality. Common man seeks it out. They strive to achieve it, as if it were some tangible thing… But the fact of the matter is that perfection is a hollow shell. It is devoid of any substance. I
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on perfection. Perfection, after all, implies you've reached the summit. No trial and error, no ability to conceptualize. An omniscient being would have no need for such superfluous things. Am I making myself clear? For people who dabble in the sciences, such as ourselves, perfection would render us obsolete. Many magnificent things have been, and will continue to come into existence, and yet every last one of them will fall short of perfection's finish. Our function as men of science relies on their many shortcomings. Then, and only then, can we apply the fruits of our labour. To put it simply, as soon as you began spouting that nonsense about being an immaculate being, your fate was sealed. How dare you call yourself a man of science?"
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..........*sniff*
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Decalathon Standings
1st. Razz - 180 points
2nd. Dboy - 174 points
3rd. Saynt - 171 points
4th. Roids - 168 points
Games to Come
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 (TAG TEAM)
Smackdown vs. RAW 2009
Devil May Cry 4 (Bloody Palace)
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
Power Stone 2
Sonic Shuffle
Pokemon FireRed
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: TiTRemix
Double Dragon
Super Punch-Out!!
Excitebike 64
MarionetteMan
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Quote from: Gargravarr on 21 August, 2007, 10:12:13 am
Well, we'll see how it turns out...
Have you already determined everyone's powers?
Yeah.
Quote from: Lil' Dino on 21 August, 2007, 10:17:13 am
..........*sniff*
You'll be happy! you get your ass kicked in the first few chapters but then you become the ass kicker! trust me!
oh, and *points to forum topic*
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