Title: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Killer_Spatula on 27 March, 2008, 04:43:25 pm Because it is.
I'm-a making my grand return. With the: Spat's Sorta Spectacular Spring Silly Short Shorts. <_< This way, I don't have to follow a plot and can even sorta copy Youtube videos. Okay. Shortnumbah1gogogo --- SHORT 1 Failure, Pregnancy, Death, and Cellular Telephones --- This is the start of the short because I can't think of anything... [Cut to Spat] Spat: Oh noes, I fail again, I was too lazy to put quotes in my story... Jawo: <_< Spat: It's too warm in here. *takes off coat* Aghach! Static electricity! My shirt! Sasori: >_> Spat: Ahh! Why are you in my house? *falls over and hits head on corner of a coffee table* Spat: *resurrects self* Where are my pants!? Jawo: ...I think you could write a book. Sasori: Failure 101? Jawo: Exactly. Spat: I know what happened! The Swedish Mafia! THEY STOLE MY PANTS! *rushes out door and falls down stairs* Sasori: ...Aren't the mafia Italian? Jawo: I think so... [Spat arrives at a giant castle] Spat: You! You stole my pants! Fooby: Um...*peers down from castle* What? You're wearing jeans. Spat: That's irrelevant! Fooby: Actually, it's perfec-- Spat: YOU ARE A LIE! GIVE ME MY PANTS! Fooby: Jawo', I thought you said you'd keep him on a tight leash! Jawo': I know I know... Fooby: That's why I sold him to you at the pound! Spat: YOU MUST DIE! *pulls out dagger* Fooby: *throws King Dedede at Spat* Spat: o.O *dashes off* Dedede: Penguin! *squishes Jawo'* Fooby: Oops. [Coconut knocks Spat out] Fooby: It was just a diversion. Sorry Jawo'. Raizor: Nice shot, Wario. -911-: Thank you. Raizor: Quick quick quick soap opera time! Fooby: What? -911-: Not this again. [Spotlight] Raizor: IT WONT WORK BETWEEN US ANYMORE, LUCY! *throws a banana at Fooby and shoves him off the castle* -911-: I'm calling a medic. Raizor: I have a secret to tell you... -911-: <_< Raizor: I'm...pregnant. -911-: ...No. You're Raizor. The male. Raizor: Oh, yeah, right, right. -911-: -_-... Raizor: Got any morning sickness pills? -911-: They're right here. Mislabled as sleeping pills. Take 12. Raizor: Okey dokey! *gulp* -911-: *shoves Raizor off castle* End. <_< It will take me a while to get into my story writing groove. Bear with me for now. Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Cads_473 on 27 March, 2008, 10:23:02 pm >_>
<_< Am i in it? Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: A Duck on 27 March, 2008, 10:34:00 pm i lol'd
Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Killer_Spatula on 28 March, 2008, 02:49:53 pm I got a half good idea this time.
Short 2 Random Insanity --- [Cut to evilspacehopper fiddling around in a technical room with several TVs] ESH: Ahahahaha! *lightning shoots from fingertips* randomguy44: What are you up to now, Evil? ESH: I'm making the world a stranger place. *points at TV* Starting at the Burger King drive thru. [Cads pulls up] ESH: Watch this. *shoots lightning* Burger King guy: Here you go, have a nice day. Cads: Thank you. *drives off* Cads: Lessee here...*unwraps burger* [TBizzle pops out] Cads: What the-- Bizzle: *starts stripping* Cads: O_O *shields eyes* Bizzle: *eats Cads whole* randomguy: Brilliant. ESH: Heheheheh...next one...Ebay feedback. Check it out. *shoots some lightning, points at TV* [A mauled Unreal stumbles over to his computer and starts typing] Unreal: Note: Package contained rabid bobcat instead of office chair. Unreal: Would not buy again. randomguy: Wow, you think you went a little overboard? ESH: ...Nah. Next one. [LuigiKong morphs into King Kong and starts stomping around Indianapolis] randomguy: Okay. LuigiKong: *eats spriing_loaded* randomguy: <_< ESH: Raining Ermine time. [Ermines start pouring down all over Canada] Ermine 1: HELP MEEEE! *falls* Ermine 13: Hi me! Ermine 52: Word. Real Ermine: D: They're all lies! Ermine 4: Shut up. *amputates foot and throws it at Silver_Ermine* ESH: <_< Next. [randomguy 4 stocks Ermine in Brawl] random: Don't you think we're going a little TOO far here? ESH: I had to. Sorry. random: <.< [Snake walks in and plants a gooey bomb on random's head] random: o.0 [Ship explodes] Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Cads_473 on 28 March, 2008, 04:17:08 pm XD
Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Dusty Starr on 29 March, 2008, 03:33:57 pm Heh, pretty funny.
Is I in it? Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: A Duck on 31 March, 2008, 03:35:08 pm O_o
Tbizzle striping..... for Cads? THE IRONY!!!! IT BURNS!!!! Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Adol the Red on 07 April, 2008, 12:25:10 pm lulz
Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Killer_Spatula on 10 April, 2008, 05:41:08 pm Short 3
[Short clip of Dmax breaking out of a jewelry store and dashing down the street] [Spazzypeanut walks out of the store] Spazzy: Hey! [Store explodes] Policeman -911-: Look, a criminal! Policeman Adol_The_Red: It is! [10 minute chase ensues...when Adol pulls up to McDonald's] Adol: Thank goodness it's open till 1. -911-: Come on! We’re in the middle of a chase… Adol: We gotta eat. -911-: We’re in the middle of a chase after someone WE SAW commit a crime, the Swedish mafia are holding a superhero hostage, and YOU WANT TO STOP FOR BIG MACS! Adol: Hey, buddy. *puts hand on 911's shoulder* I’m on your side. -911-: …'k. Adol: What do you want? -911-: …I’ll take the…fish fillet…no bread…<_< shamrock shake. randomguy44: (speaker): May I take your order? Adol: Yeah, uhm, I’d like to get…yeah, a…fish fillet…no bread shamrock shake…*unintelligible gibberish* and four orders of fries. -911-: *Raises eyebrow* Adol: What? -911-: That’s an awful lot of food for just two people Adol. Adol: I'm quite hungry, actually-- -911-: *holds deadly cobra to Adol’s neck* WHO ELSE IS THERE!? Adol: o.0 Sweet insanity, what is this, 9— 911: WHO!? Adol: …It’s for BP… -911-: Who at BP? Adol: ...>.> 911: WHO!? *holds cobra closer* Adol: Um.....Gaffit...Ermine...we're gonna feed Parrothair the bag-- 911: What about Sas? Adol: er. 911: WHAT ABOUT SAS!?!?? Adol: ...Sas wasn't hungry, 911. 911: …*nods, pulls cobra away* Yeah. Yeah, sounds like Sas. Adol: Yeah. randomguy: Sir? SIR? Adol: Yeah… Lord_Callous: *in car behind* COME ON, GUYS! This is FAST food! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAhyuh! 911: He knows something. *gets out of car* Adol: ….Yeah… randomguy: Hello. SIR!? Adol: Oh. Yeah. Right. What did I order..? [Order plays back over 911’s voice in the distance] 911: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!? WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE!!??!? [Blam Boom Nuke] Adol: <_< *facedashboard* [911 gets back in the car] Adol: Yeah, yeah. [Ejection seat goes off and they both go flying] randomguy: Sir? SIR? I stole pretty much all of this from a youtube video. If any of you watch 24, you should find it entertaining: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmL8A-1nBgI Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Adol the Red on 10 April, 2008, 11:59:45 pm lol "I'm on your side"
Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Killer_Spatula on 12 April, 2008, 05:56:10 pm Whoa. It's not even my birthday (it's tomorrow) and I have $95 in birthday money.
This could be made into a short. Short 4. --- [Spat and LuigiKong are sitting in lawn chairs, looking over the horizon] LK: Happy Birthday. Spat: Thanks. [Silence] [Spazzy flies over and drops something on spat's lap] Spat: Huh. Another letter...must be from my grandparents. LK: Hm. Hey look! [Spazzy drops a letter on LK's lap as well] LK: Yay! ...Oh. Spat: Hm? LK: It's from Luigi again. Spat: *rolls eyes* What, he get scared to kill a spider in his room or something? LK: *reading* "Dear my friend with a similar name, I ran out of Raid the other day..." Ah, carp. Spat: What do you know. *opens his letter* Ooh. $50. LK: What's that, $95 now. Spat: Yep. [Silence] Spat: What am I gonna do. With all this money. Without someone. Telling me what to do. Or without any Guitar Hero to buy. Or something. [Silence] LK: *smiles* I got a few ideas. [Elevator music plays in the background as various clips of other things show] [One clip comes up showing the two having bought some rock climbing equipment. They climb the side of the cliff, and LK falls off] LK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...h....h....h Spat: Um. [LK has fallen about three feet onto a branch] LK: Hm. Spat: ...Want some rice? [Another clip pops up, showing the two playing Guitar Hero III] [Strum strum strum strum strum] LK: Stupid hammer ons. [Press press press press press] Spat: Stupid me being on expert mode... [LK wins by 400,000] [Another clip comes up with both playing the newly bought Dogopoly] LK: I really thought this would be fun-- Spat: Shut up. It's terrible. LK: Um... Spat: ... LK: ... Spat: ... Spat: I'll buy Jack Russell from you for $400. LK: Deal. [Another clip comes up showing LK having bought himself a squirt gun] LK: Heh. *shoots Magic4224 with squirt gun* Spat: *walks over having bought himself a new handgun* LK: O_o [Another clip comes, showing the two on a merry-go-round] Spat: This is definitely the highlight of my life. LK: Yep. Spat: How many spins did we buy ourselves again-- LK: 167. Spat: ...Carp. [DOO DOOO DEEEE...DOO DOO DOOO DEEEE] Luigi: *Behind them* It's-a melting mah brain! LK: What!? How'd you get here!? Spat: This was one bad idea. [83 spins later] Luigi: o_- Spat: -_- LK: O_O AWHWHHAWHWAHHAH *drinks another cup of coffee* *throws it in the air* *it somehow breaks the merry go round* Spat: Yay! Luigi: Yay! LK: *twitch* Spat: Uh-oh. Luigi: Um...how do we get off? [Cut back to the lawn chairs] Spat: LuigiKong. LK: *daydreaming still* Spat: LK! LK: Ahh! Oh. Yo. Spat: ... LK: Let's get out of here. Spat: K. LK: You know, if we just bought some bungee cords...this cliff would be great for-- Spat: Here's 5 bucks, go buy Luigi some Raid. LK: -_- Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Fooby on 12 April, 2008, 07:52:28 pm @_@
Title: Re: I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..! Post by: Judgment Angel Zero on 27 April, 2008, 02:55:03 pm XD These are excellent! The bit with Callous in the third one made me lmao. |