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General Category => Random Junk => Topic started by: Z911 on 08 April, 2008, 03:45:26 pm



Title: Stonecutters Song
Post by: Z911 on 08 April, 2008, 03:45:26 pm
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, We Do, We do!'


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: FrozenIndustry on 08 April, 2008, 04:00:11 pm
Pfft. Holds nothing on the Lumberjack song.


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: Z911 on 08 April, 2008, 04:02:40 pm
Yeah, but this one's about Tyrannical America, woo!


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: FrozenIndustry on 08 April, 2008, 04:05:20 pm
Indeed. But nothing beats the manly and rousing chorus of:

"I'm, a Lumberjack, and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day!"


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: Esh on 08 April, 2008, 04:15:58 pm
Too true....

Makes me wanna be a Lumberjack....


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: FrozenIndustry on 08 April, 2008, 04:17:20 pm
HA!

Agaranok -1
911 - 0


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: Esh on 08 April, 2008, 04:20:01 pm
Well you did pull out the Lumberjack card.... 'tis hard to beat.


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: Z911 on 08 April, 2008, 04:21:37 pm
You can't use Monty Python, they always win.


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: Esh on 08 April, 2008, 04:24:58 pm
True Monty Python always wins but there's no rule prohibiting the use of it in an argument about comedy.


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: Adol the Red on 08 April, 2008, 05:03:05 pm
True.....*the black knight appears and smacks 911 with a rubber chicken*


Title: Re: Stonecutters Song
Post by: Ahriman on 08 April, 2008, 06:53:36 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sdaRuTwWl9I


:D