Ultimate Paradise

General Category => Video Games => Topic started by: Spring-Loaded on 27 April, 2008, 07:13:18 pm



Title: *Lady is riding on her motorcycle*
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 27 April, 2008, 07:13:18 pm
*Dante is holding onto her on the back*

Lady:*over the sound of the engine* Uhh......Dante?

Dante: Yeah?

Lady: Would ya mind moving your hands down a little?

*Dante realizes how close his hands are to her chest*

Dante: Oh.....OH! Hahahah.....sorry.

*Moves his hands down, a little too far*

Lady: -_- *sighs loudly*

Dante: What's the matter? Something wrong?

Lady: Dante......your hands....

Dante: What's that ab-.....OOOOHH!

*Dante finally puts his hands in a reasonable place*

Lady: Thank you...

Dante: *Ahem*...uhhh.....I got a kinda strange question for you.

Lady: Uhhh...alright, shoot.

Dante: How concentrated are you on driving this thing?

Lady:...Well....I guess I'm pretty concentrated.....to be honest, just talking to you is a little distracting.

Dante: Oh, no it's okay, it's okay.....so, if you were, say, uncomfortable, you'd just wait until you got where you were going to do something about it?

Lady:...........yeah.

*Dante suddenly moves his hands directly over her bewbs, he squeezes a little*

Lady:.........  >:(

*she elbows Dante in the face sending him spiraling off of the motorcycle and crashing into the road*

Lady: YOU'RE WALKING BACK!!! AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, I'M KICKING YOUR ASS!!!!!

*Dante gets up gingerly, brushes dust off self and staggers*

Dante: Totally worth it   :D


This is a story dump; I wrote it a looooooooooooong time ago.