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Title: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 03 December, 2008, 04:13:25 pm
The following is a recreated account piece together from the only survivor of an incident that took place between November 22, 2008, to End Date Unknown in the profile page of user "NubChaos", also known by the alias "LittleRaven". The aformentioned subject was infected with a deadly alien virus known only as "Fanservice". The subject was not, however, Patient Zero. Patient Zero, the first human to be infected, was later identified to be user "Adol_the_Red", who managed to spread the virus to "NubChaos". [Brief footnote: From this point onward, subject "NubChaos" will be indentified as nub, subject "Adol_the_Red" will be identified as adol.] In an attempt to avoid a repeat of the "Loli" incident, the ABCS (Anime Biohazard Countermeasure Service) sent two squadrons into the profile of nub in order to sterilize it. [Footnote: The "Loli" incident was the infamous outbreak of lolis. Patient Zero in the aforementioned incident was user "Maniac234678", who will be indentified as manic, and resulted in thirty-five deaths.] Each Squadron contained four regular members and one anime expert each, added on in an attempt to make the situation go easier, which will be listed below.

Alpha Squadron

Ganonfloyd [Squad Leader, known as floyd]
IngSlayer [Explosives Expert, known as ing]
Judgement Angel Zero [Marksman, known as judg]
Unreal [Team Doctor, known as unreal]
SaltyKracka [Anime Expert, not normally part of the team, known as salty]

Beta Squadron

SA2 [Squad Leader, known as SA2]
TBizzle [Squad Strategist, known as bizzle]
DarkBlaze [Heavy Weapons Expert, known as DB]
«hÝrÝπzÝπ [Recon Expert, known as choro]
Ahriman [Anime Expert, not normally part of the team, known as ahriman]

A third party was involved with incident as well, but exact details of the party is unknown . See file for further details.

Incident Begins, 22nd of November, 2008...


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Marie Rose on 03 December, 2008, 04:17:32 pm
I normally look around this section and don't comment much, but I'm liking this so far...


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 03 December, 2008, 04:20:06 pm
neither do I, but the whole thing on nub's profile is getting hard to follow, and it deserves so much more.

And I'm going to give it to it.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Choronzon on 03 December, 2008, 06:17:54 pm
i lol'd... and was vaguely surprised to see my name... O_o


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 03 December, 2008, 06:36:09 pm
That's what this is about? Awesome xD


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 07 December, 2008, 06:32:33 pm
I'll have the next part up soon, exams this week...


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Maniac234678 on 07 December, 2008, 07:24:18 pm
I hope I return from whatever state I am currently in, even dead, to resurrect the cuddly evil menace.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 07 December, 2008, 07:26:39 pm
perhaps you will, perhaps you won't.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Maniac234678 on 07 December, 2008, 07:28:20 pm
*suspense*


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: IngSlayer on 07 December, 2008, 07:30:22 pm
I like where this is going.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 07 December, 2008, 08:40:56 pm
I like where this is going.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 01:03:30 pm
22 of November, 2008, 05:52:48 pm.

The Alpha Squadron transport helicopter moved quickly through the night, with the Beta Squadron's chopper following closely behind. Floyd looked out the side opening to see only the massives, snowy wasteland, which seemed to stretch on forever, and a black, seemingly harmless installation. Nub's Profile, Floyd thought as he and his men grew closer to the only visable structure in the icy white plains.

"So, what are we dealing with today? Bunch of dumb otakus gone on a riot like standard?" said Unreal with a slight hint of Canadian accent.

"I wouldn't mind dealing with another easy standard," responded Judg "I'm sure there are some juicy colonist daughters we can rescue from their virginities there as well."

"Capt., what ARE we dealing with?" asked Ing.

After a brief second of silence, Floyd answered. "I've been told we're doing some sterilization of the area. Something in its early stages is in that building. We're not sure exactly what, but the brass think it might be similar to the lolis."

The chuckling and remarks of robbing virginty that had been audibile to everyone in the chopper only a few moments ago quickly ceased.

Judg clutched his standard issue H&K MP5 a bit. "...Lolis?"

"Lolis. That's why they want us to get in there and sterilize the area." Floyd noticed the look of fear on the faces of his men, and did what he could to ease them. "Don't worry, like I said, its in its early stages, so we'll most likely have to quarantine a few infected colonists, possibly terminate them if the need arises, then you'll be able to find some of those colonist daughters you're after."

"Heh, sounds like a plan." Judg returned to his normal self after hearing the basic plan that had been given to Floyd less than four hours earlier by Salty, the anime expert who was assigned to the team in order to diagnose the situation. He currently sat away from the other members of the squad, looking very civilian in his attire as opposed tactical wear the squad wore. Other than his brief introduction to the squad and his provate relay of information, Floyd had not heard him speak once.

"Touchdown commencing" said Parrot, the pilot of Alpha Squad's chooper. Within a few moments, they were on thr ground, and the team quickly moved into formation, checking the area. Beta Squadron's chopper landed a few moments after, and SA2, its leader, approached Floyd.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Hawk_v3 on 08 December, 2008, 01:18:31 pm
Eh? What's this based on?


Sounds good, though.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 01:21:51 pm
Eh? What's this based on?


Sounds good, though.

nub made a profile about one of the characters from that anime adol takes a lot of profiles from (the ones with abundant panty shots and massive breasts). SA2 made a comment about how the fanservice was spreading, and I started making jokes about it being an actual infection. It snowballed from there, so I decided to try and make a story out of it, with some Thing and Alien/Aliens references and allusions thrown in for good measure.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Hawk_v3 on 08 December, 2008, 01:25:28 pm
*makes note to watch topic*


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Marie Rose on 08 December, 2008, 01:30:46 pm
Heh, seems I inspired a story. Yay for me!


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Choronzon on 09 December, 2008, 03:38:35 pm
reminds me of resident evil.... OH GOD! I DON'T WANNA DIE!


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 12 December, 2008, 01:12:50 pm
"How was the flight?" SA2 asked as he approached.

"Not bad. I've had better. Yours?" Floyd responded.

"Fine. Lets get to work, shall we?"

"After you."

SA2 nodded and returned to his team. He briefly went over the objective, which was to assess the situation and sterilize the installation if necessary. After the breifing, Beta Squadron got into postition. Floyd made a quick hand motion and Alpha Squadron followed suit. Choro, Beta Squadron's recon expert, approached the massive door way that served as the only entrance for the installation. Floyd assumed that it was so large in order to fit machinery, vehicle, and other such things inside, because he saw nothing of that nature around the perimeter of the building. Choro went to work on the computer access pannel, and within seconds, the door slowly opened, its two massive metallic plates being drug away from each other in order to allow access. DB moved in first, wielding a massive minigun.

"All clear." He called out after checking the installation. All the members of each squad moved into place, checking for any signs of life.

Strange, Floyd thought. We were told we would need to enter for ourselves, but not that this place would be empty... "Alright Unreal, Judge, standard recon. If you find anyone who claims they're in charge here, send them back here, this is base camp. Ing, help me set up."

Ing was already at the chooper, moving equipment to the new base camp location. SA2 made similar orders, having Bizzle assist Ing and Choro and DB going of to other areas of the base for recon. Salty and Ahriman, the anime expert who was assigned by the brass to Beta Squadron, met and began discussing things. Floyd could hear snippets of the conversation, but their talk of giant robots and other such things didn't interest him in the least.

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Base camp was set up and recon parties would be returning in a few moments. Floyd sat back on a chair and waited. Things were running smoothly, and hopefully they would continue to run this way throughout the mission. However, there was a nagging feeling in his gut that suggested otherwise. Maybe it was the absence of any personnel in the installation. Or maybe it was something beyond that. Fanservice... where have I heard that word before? Floyd thought. It seemed to be in his mind, but he couldn't exactly grasp it. Oh well, its probably just my imagination.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ProtoOmegaWeapon on 13 December, 2008, 12:51:54 pm
*Claps.* Looks good Floyd. Keep up the good work.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Hawk_v3 on 13 December, 2008, 12:56:14 pm
*nods* You seem to have a good idea of military setup. Not that I'm a master. >_>


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 13 December, 2008, 12:57:55 pm
I won't pretend that I know anything about the military really, I'm just sorta copying the first part of Aliens <_<


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Hawk_v3 on 13 December, 2008, 12:59:53 pm
*nods* Although you wouldn't bring an enemy leader into your camp. You'd meet them in a place a little way off your main camp.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Marie Rose on 13 December, 2008, 01:49:34 pm
I feel the need to watch the first Alien film now...excuse me...*wanders of*


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 13 December, 2008, 01:51:03 pm
I feel the need to watch the first Alien film now...excuse me...*wanders of*

go watch Alien and Alines RIGHT NOW.

I found Alien on Halloween on youtube, it might still be there.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Marie Rose on 13 December, 2008, 02:11:47 pm
I feel the need to watch the first Alien film now...excuse me...*wanders of*

go watch Alien and Alines RIGHT NOW.

I found Alien on Halloween on youtube, it might still be there.
Oh thanks.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 18 December, 2008, 12:54:16 am
Speaking of, I started an Alien/s inspired Frosty the Snowman story on another board a while ago...I should continue with that.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 December, 2008, 12:56:45 am
Speaking of, I started an Alien/s inspired Frosty the Snowman story on another board a while ago...I should continue with that.

do so.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 18 December, 2008, 03:09:13 pm
I <3 Heavy weapons >_>


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Maniac234678 on 18 December, 2008, 11:41:00 pm
DARKBLAZE IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY WTF


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 18 December, 2008, 11:49:40 pm
Who's demo-man?


...


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ProtoOmegaWeapon on 19 December, 2008, 01:24:47 pm
What makes a good Demo-man?


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 19 December, 2008, 01:27:39 pm
What makes a good Demo-man?

One who can still sit there an be talking to you.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ProtoOmegaWeapon on 19 December, 2008, 01:29:24 pm
But aren't you a bad Demo-man?


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 19 December, 2008, 07:07:50 pm
DARKBLAZE IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY WTF
GOOD TIMES


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 19 December, 2008, 07:24:59 pm
But aren't you a bad Demo-man?

IF AH WUZ  BAHD DEMO-MA?N, THEN AH WOODENT BE TAHKIN' TEH YEH NOW WOOD EYE!?


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ProtoOmegaWeapon on 19 December, 2008, 08:20:29 pm
But aren't you a bad Demo-man?

IF AH WUZ  BAHD DEMO-MA?N, THEN AH WOODENT BE TAHKIN' TEH YEH NOW WOOD EYE!?
BECAUSE YOUR A SPY!


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 20 December, 2008, 05:46:31 pm
...


(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii286/Spring524Loaded/Gentlemen.jpg)


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ProtoOmegaWeapon on 21 December, 2008, 12:23:56 pm
DEMO-MAN IS SPY!


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 21 December, 2008, 12:33:32 pm
CUT THE MALARCHY!


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ProtoOmegaWeapon on 21 December, 2008, 01:37:51 pm
GANONFLOYD IS--*Is stabbed in the back by a Spy* x_x


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 21 December, 2008, 01:57:59 pm
(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii286/Spring524Loaded/EvilSpy.jpg)


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ProtoOmegaWeapon on 21 December, 2008, 01:59:10 pm
THE UNDERTAKER IS SPY!


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Maniac234678 on 22 December, 2008, 07:11:11 am
MOAR USER-STORY PLOX


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Marie Rose on 22 December, 2008, 08:25:14 am
WHAT THE MANIAC SAID


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Adol the Red on 22 December, 2008, 08:52:43 am
*walks among you*


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Gaffit on 22 December, 2008, 09:13:34 am
*Reads the story so far*

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ROHuOwMH6BM/R9VvCy7wc8I/AAAAAAAAACc/g3w_NaeRr8M/S1600-R/thumbs-up.jpg)


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 22 December, 2008, 11:21:48 am
*walks among you*

(http://strangereaction.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/misfits.jpg)

AND I'M WORKING ON IT, GAWD!


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Maniac234678 on 10 July, 2009, 04:42:02 am
AND I'M WORKING ON IT, GAWD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 10 July, 2009, 03:38:59 pm
AND I'M WORKING ON IT, GAWD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

If you liked this story, you should read the one I started, starring you.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Marie Rose on 10 July, 2009, 07:34:23 pm
This topic brings back memories...


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 11 July, 2009, 02:09:25 am
lol I remember this


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: NubChaos/Little Raven on 26 July, 2009, 04:47:02 pm
Huh. Didn't realize I inspired a user story. Kewl.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Hawk_v3 on 26 July, 2009, 05:07:20 pm
Huh. Didn't even remember posting in this topic, but I did...


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: HyperOmar on 01 September, 2009, 08:45:25 pm
Guests look at this a lot... I just read it, and I'm interested... yes.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 04 September, 2009, 01:32:26 am
We need more...


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 September, 2009, 11:02:17 am
Perhaps later, when I'm feeling less... creatively dead.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Hawk_v3 on 04 September, 2009, 02:07:09 pm
Aww... Poor floyd.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Marie Rose on 04 September, 2009, 02:15:36 pm
MOAR


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 September, 2009, 04:06:22 pm
OMAR


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 September, 2009, 04:32:00 pm


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Marie Rose on 04 September, 2009, 05:57:21 pm


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 September, 2009, 06:08:14 pm
HAIL


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Himeko Katagiri on 21 October, 2009, 11:56:48 am


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 02 January, 2010, 03:15:46 pm
;-;

NEED MOAR


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 02 January, 2010, 07:36:39 pm
LET THE DEAD LIE


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 05 January, 2010, 04:03:43 pm
Now when has that trail of thought ever been followed on this website?


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: ganonfloyd on 05 January, 2010, 04:05:25 pm
Ohu

I totally forget where I was going to go with this. I think it was gonna be like Aliens/The Thing but with horribly mutated fanservice monsters.


Title: Re: File # 4362: The "Fanservice" Incident
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 05 January, 2010, 04:08:14 pm
LET THE DEAD LIE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dutC7yeoPS8&videos=GEXQqD77Sww&playnext=4&playnext_from=TL

1:54 -2:04

Ohu

I totally forget where I was going to go with this. I think it was gonna be like Aliens/The Thing but with horribly mutated fanservice monsters.

*imagines the forced inclusion of all female users in teh story for...fanservice*