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Title: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 06:52:12 pm
*Masterman's fleet emerge from a dark void that appeared out of nowhere* *I stand on the battleship in the middle, leaving famine in my wake*

Masterman: How long until we fire the Tronium Cannon?
Lt.: 3 minutes.
Masterman: *smirk* *flaps cape as it blows in the wind* The 3rd Republic is done for. This ambush is going perfectly.
Lt.: *nod*
Masterman: ....ah, my chicken.
Nurse: ....Taste it.
*feeds me*
Masterman: *smack* *****, mah CHICKEN IS COLD!!!
Nurse: Ow...
Masterman: Meh, im not hungry anywayz, just nervous.
Nurse: I can relieve your stress. *suggestive movements*
Masterman: ϋ *stiff*
Lt.: T minus 3 seconds. 2. 1. FIRING TRONIUM CANNON.

*cannon fires an enormous beam that consumes the land in mere seconds*
Masterman: O_O *smile* SWEET! With this baby, GFloyd and his comrades are as good as jelly on my toast. STRAIGHT EATEN.
*corny hero laugh*
Lt.: *shakes head* Ha....
Masterman: Now, we take back what was ours!!! Scourge, Sol, Strider, YOU READY?
S.S.S: *nod*
Masterman: Hit it, Demitri.
*Solaris Phase 2 plays in background*
Masterman: LET'S ROCK.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 07:03:06 pm
*GFloyd's fleet emerges*

GFloyd: Impressive test, Masterman. You have also given me the liberty to attack and destroy the Tronium Cannon. After all, it will take an hour before you can get the energy to fire another shot. Anyway, gentlemen, are we ready for an attack?
Alucard, Snake, and Guile: HELL YEAH.
GFloyd: Good men. Kanu, come here.
Kanu: *sits in my lap*
GFloyd: Good girl. You'll doubtlessly want a front row seat to masterman's destruction, yes?
Kanu: Of course.
GFloyd: Said you prayers yet, Masterman? *finger on a green button* Because that cannon is about to be blown to hell, and you're following. *pushes button, causing fleet to launch severanl missiles into the Tronium Cannon, obliterating it*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 07:09:59 pm
Lt.: Dammit Masterman!!
Masterman: Launch the Barrier!!
Lt.: *falls over*
Masterman: IDIOT.
Scourge: What now?
Masterman: We jump.
Sol: To hell with that.
Masterman: Strider?
Strider: *cloaks self* *skydives*
Sol: Mmm...
Masterman: *throws Scourge and he spins right through a vessel*
Sol: I'll open the hatch. I'm flying there.
MM: .....*nod* *runs and jumps into the clouds* Floyd, IT'S OVERRRRRRR!!! *pulls out charges and smokescreen bombs*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 07:14:27 pm
*Two ships speed up and slam into Scourge and Strider, who they saw with thermal sensors, radar, etc. The ships destroy them*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: HyperOmar on 06 December, 2008, 07:15:06 pm
this is stupidz lol


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 07:16:12 pm
this is stupidz lol

you're stupidz lol


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: HyperOmar on 06 December, 2008, 07:17:45 pm
no u















... why am I doing this anyway?

... oh, yeah. It's MM's topic, so...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 07:18:30 pm
u


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 07:34:41 pm
Sol: *flies in and saves Scourge and Strider before slam*
Masterman: *throws smoke grenade* *cough* *flaps cape and flies*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 07:36:31 pm
GFloyd: Impressive work, Sol. You've forced my hand this time. *pushes red button*
Zerg Scourge: *appear, flies into Sol, Scourge, Strider, and a bunch of ships and stuff and blow up in them*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 07:48:08 pm
Masterman: *curves head* *sees explosion* THE ****??? Eh. *lands on your grand vessel*
*peers through window* *sees Kanu* ****...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 07:49:20 pm
Kanu: *flips MM off, sarts whispering in my ear*
GFloyd: So insatiable that one... go ahead, I'll meet you in the bedroom.
Kanu: *gets up, kisses me, heads to the bedroom*
GFloyd: *smacks her ass as she goes* Now... as for you, Masterman...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 07:57:44 pm
Masterman: *uses heat drill to pierce a hole* *jumps through*
Stop it, right now. ENOUGH OF THAT CRAP. I don't need her, I just want to kill YOU. Huh? *red-dot appears on your head*
Lt.: Hold it, Floyd.
Masterman: Lt. you made it! 2 on 1, I like the odds. Time to draw the WILD CARD!!! *pulls out detonator* I placed charges everywhere when you were focused on Scourge and them. One press and the Oblivion Train shall reap your life. Like they say in chess, checkmate Floyd.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 07:59:23 pm
Masterman: *thinks to self* Wow, I might win....


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 08:01:39 pm
Floyd: Interesting. I did not expect such a tactic from the likes of you. So, you wish to kill me you say? And yet you will let your Lt. or bombs take the honor from you? Seems foolish.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 08:07:55 pm
MM: I don't care. I want you dead. I want you so dead, that you will be reincarnated as a corpse. Don't try to psyche me out.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 08:13:40 pm
MM: SCREW THIS. The time is too perfect. *presses button*
Lt.: *shoots* *runs over and restrains you*
MM: *jumps out* *skydives*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 08:16:14 pm
GFloyd: *smirks, dodges before Lt. Shoots.*
Guile: *appears behind him and does a Somersault Kick, kicks him into a pipe which impales him*
GFloyd: *talks into communicator* Snake, did you get those charges?
Snake: Done.
GFloyd: Good.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 08:21:52 pm
MM: Mmmm....something went wrong....oh well...*presses button on other remote* Forgot one....

*Lt. blows up*

MM: Lt. swallowed one......brave man.....*turns 'round and shoots a pistol round right into the gas nozzle*

*awesome camera angle skydiving from explosion*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 08:23:00 pm
GFloyd: *on another ship* By the wya, all of those people on the ship were holograms. Except Guile, but he made it on an escape pod. We're over here, see?


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 08:29:57 pm
MM: *smile*

*grabs a piece of metal from the deceased ship* *flings it through your window* You forgot one person, Floyd....heh heh heh....






Demitri: *runs out of nowhere and sucks your blood* *you get AIDS* *falls over and has a seizure*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 08:33:01 pm
GFloyd: That was also not me. I'm over here. *waves.*
Alucard: *appears and steals Demitri's soul and sets him on fire, turning him to ashes*
GFloyd: Nice try though.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 08:40:04 pm
MM: ....XD, I'll consider this a win. I actually made it out alive. And I had em' on the ropes. *walkie talkie* S.S.S, where are you guys?
Scourge: At the base. Where are u?
MM: *parachutes safely to land* Right above you.
Sol: U did gud.
MM: Heh.
Strider: Hmph...*walks off*
MM: Now, let's formulate a plan. I got pieces of his ship. Let's create vibranium.
Scourge: Good job, let's do it.
Sol: Cool.
MM: ........1 to 10....finally, a technical win.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 08:43:53 pm
*Incoming Transition from the Lateralus to MM*

By the way, the Zergling Rush I ordered should be coming to your base... now.

*Zerglings pour into MM's base, ripping everyone and everything to shreds*

GFloyd: *watching from space* 11-0....


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 08:48:22 pm
MM: Good thing the real base is underground...
Sol: Ain't that the truth...
MM: Those clone-dummies didn't stand a chance...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 08:51:25 pm
MM: *goes home* *walks through the Zergs like The Terminator*
Sol: *goes home too*
Scourge: *follows me*
Strider: *sits*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 08:53:04 pm
Guile: You think they found the Hydralisks we planted in the underground base yet?
GFloyd: Not a chance. No if you'll excuse me, Lt. Guile, I need to go clean Kanu's drains.
Guile: Of course.

*At the Underground base, thousands of Zeg Hyradlisks burst from the ground, firing spikes at their foes, skewering and killing and stuff.*

Guile: And the bomb at his house should go off in 3...2...1. *MM's house explodes*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 08:59:47 pm
Strider: Hmmm....*looks at the Hydralisks on a higher platform* You wanna go?

Sol: *gets home safely*
Scourge: *same as Sol*

MM: *sees burning house in ashes* *camera zooms in on face* *takes a cigar and walks to the inferno* *lights* My house already got destroyed 2 months ago. Who's house is this? I live in a ship...oh well, sucks for them. *walks into sunset* *beautiful guitar plays*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 09:00:48 pm
MM: O, that WAS mah house. Oi....I'll just sleep in the ship...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 09:05:57 pm
*Scourge take out MM's ship*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 09:09:05 pm
MM: .....*lies on grass* I'lln just sleep here then...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 09:11:08 pm
Zerg Lurkers* *sveveral hundred of them are hidden underground near masterman. They all fire waves of spikes at MM, skkerwering him and sending him to hell... again*
Charon, Ferryman of the Dead: I'll need a coin before I can- oh, its you again. Go ahead. *points to speed boat to take MM across Styx, has the words MM Expressway on it*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 09:13:57 pm
MM: Thanks. *rides* *sees S.S.* Hey guys....
Scourge: Hey....
Sol: .....
MM: Where's Strider?


*in the material world*
Strider: *eats hydralisk stew*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 09:15:16 pm
*As Strider eats his stew, a half dead Hydralisk fires a spine at him, puncturing his skull and killing him, also sending him to hell*
Charon: I'll ne-... Jesus Christ, get in the speed boat...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 06 December, 2008, 09:22:43 pm
Strider: *beats the hell out of Charon* *uses body as a scapegoat to material world* *grabs stew and kills the bastard that killed him* Delicious.....*returns to hell*

Devil: *sees MM* .......*gestures hand as a gun and pretends to shoot himself* Do you ever get tired of dying?
MM: *twidles thumbs*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 December, 2008, 09:25:14 pm
Charon: *reappears behind Strider, drgas him down to hell* Nice try. *throws him into the River Styx*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 06 December, 2008, 09:41:50 pm
*A Wild Catastrophix appears!*

*Wild Catastrophix used a Master Ball on Strider!*

*Strider attempted to struggle, but could not escape*

*Catastrophix stows Master Ball inside himself*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 08 December, 2008, 05:16:49 pm
Sol: *reading newspaper in a jail cell in hell* (SUPER RYME COMBO)
MM: *bangs cup on iron bars*
Scourge: *runs around while wiping shades*

Strider: *illusioned himself before capture with his invis cloak* *runs away*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 05:18:06 pm
*Strider walks over trap door that sends him to hell*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 08 December, 2008, 05:19:33 pm
MM: *looks over* Hey Stride.
Hiryu: Dammit.
Sol: *busts out laughing*
Scourge: ......ϋ


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 05:20:20 pm
Satan: *walks over to the cell* Masterman, you have a letter. *hands him letter, walks off*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 08 December, 2008, 05:30:34 pm
MM: *grabs* *reads* .......


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 05:31:41 pm
The letter reads as such.

"11-0. I'd right more but Kanu wants to service me sexually."


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 08 December, 2008, 05:35:29 pm
MM: *hands letter to Sol*
Sol: *burns it*
MM: *sigh*
Hiryu: .......
Scourge: I got an idea. *pulls out cellphone* *it gets broiled* DAMN.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 05:36:37 pm
GFloyd *getting serviced, laughing victoriously*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 08 December, 2008, 05:44:03 pm
MM: *looking miserable*
Scourge: *tires* *panting*
Hiryu: *uses shadow cloak* I'm out of here.
Sol: Godspeed.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 05:46:11 pm
*Strider is ripped apart by the Furies before he caneven set foot outside the cell*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 08 December, 2008, 05:50:16 pm
Strider: *uses regenerate scroll* *calls forth his awesome wolf, Depth, to mutilate the Furies* *dashes around at lightspeed*
Devil: QUIET DOWN, *****!!!


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 05:51:19 pm
Cerberus: *communicates with Depth, gets him to eat all of Strider's regen scrolls, eats Strider*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 08 December, 2008, 05:59:03 pm
Hiryu: DEPTH, NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sol: XD
Scourge: ϋ
MM: ROFLMAO


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 08 December, 2008, 06:58:03 pm
GSD: *sitting on top of the cage, sipping tea* Indeed.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: HyperOmar on 08 December, 2008, 07:27:01 pm
Omar: *sitting by GSD* Indeed what?


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 08 December, 2008, 07:43:56 pm
GSD: WHAT IS A MAN?


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 07:51:22 pm
HAVE AT YOU!


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: HyperOmar on 08 December, 2008, 08:00:30 pm
Omar: ... what.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 08 December, 2008, 08:06:31 pm
GSD: A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU! *throws Omar at Cerberus*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: HyperOmar on 08 December, 2008, 08:09:17 pm
Omar: ... wha- *Cerberus roars at me* ...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 08:18:04 pm
SotN is so awesome in every way.

Ever.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 08 December, 2008, 08:18:50 pm
THE REDUB FOR DXC SUCKS


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 08:23:47 pm
THE REDUB FOR DXC SUCKS

I KNOW.

There is NO reason to get rid of the voice acting from the original. It is classic and incredible in its sheer terribleness (well, I like Alucard's voice. And Death. Everybody else is pretty terrible.)


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: HyperOmar on 08 December, 2008, 08:25:23 pm
{|:[


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 08 December, 2008, 08:33:27 pm
GSD: ... *opens the cage containing MM and the others* RUN MY CHILDREN


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: HyperOmar on 08 December, 2008, 08:39:05 pm
Omar: ...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 December, 2008, 08:43:31 pm
Charon: *captures them before they can get out, smacks GSD with newspaper* Bad.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 08 December, 2008, 09:02:56 pm
GSD: *goes back to dog house* Sorry... ;_;


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 05:50:00 pm
MM: O_o
Sol: wat just happened...
Scourge: *strolls off somewhere*
Sol: Scourgie, where you goin'?
Scourge: *smirk* None of your damn buisness, Guilty Gear scum.
Sol: *eyebrow rises* What was that?
Scourge: G-U-I-L-T-Y G-E-A-R S-C-U-M!!
Sol: *stands up* *walks over*
Scourge: *walks away* At least yur better than most of the pathetic characters...
Sol: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Scourge: *turns around and points* MY ANUS.
Sol: BASTARD.
MM: This place is bringin' out the hate in all of us...
Scourge: Hey Sol, I bet Ragna would kick your ass.
Sol: *stands over Scourge looking down to him* I bet Sonic, no, Shadow, no Silver, no BIG, COULD KICK YOURS!!!
Scourge: *tippy toes and pokes Sol's chest* I'LL CLEAN YOUR GIZZARDS, SCALLYWAG.
Sol: *pushes Scourge* TRY IT.

Satan: HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S ROCK!!
O wait, we are already in Hell....

Scourge: Ooooo, you makin' a BAAD mistake...
*camera circles them*
Sol: *fiery aura* I doubt you could take me...COME.
Scourge: *green flashing aura* ϋ
*they fly at each other*

MM: *looks up to the surface* G, this is all your fault.....



Strider: ........Where am I?


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 05:53:05 pm
GSD: *sitting on MM* Indeed.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 05:53:47 pm
Ganonfloyd: *ruling empire with iron fist*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 06:11:34 pm
MM: *rubs head* Get off...I'm....THINKING...

Scourge: *stops fighting instantly* O_O
Sol: *stops as well* Oh god...
Strider: *inside Depth* Did I hear what I think I heard?
Satan: *spits out his Devil Latte* IT'S ARMAGEDDON!!! JUDGMENT IS UPON US!!!!
*Hell's citizens run about crying*
*the sky darkens and the heavens send about wild lightning* *the material world starts to shake and crack apart*
Jesus: What is it this time?
Gabriel: It's Masterman!! He's....THINKING
Jesus: Dear Lord....BRACE FOR IMPAAAACT!!!!
*angels fly about*

*earth citizens run rampant*
*volcanoes erupt*
*the galaxy shrinks, then expands and the universe might experience a BIG BANG*

Obama: May God have mercy on us all....
Bush: The economy is in peril.
Obama: *****, WE in peril. OUR LIVES ARE IN JEOPARDY.
Bush: :D
Mr. T: *in corner* I....I....I pity.....*cries*
Flava Flav: YEAAAA BOIIII.
Vanilla Ice: *looks around* *puts bullet through skull*
MC Hamma: *parachutes off of the Empire State Building*

Satan: *starts to slaughter people* IT'S THE END!!!


*after all the chaos, the world resumes normally*

MM: Done.
Scourge:
Sol: .....


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 06:12:29 pm
That was hilarious


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 06:16:54 pm
MM: After all that, I've got it. Let's blow up the Earth. G COULDN'T SURVIVE THEN.
Sol: We couldn't either.
MM: But we're already dead.
Sol: Not exactly. In Hiryu's case, he's twice as dead.
MM: K
Scourge: We gotz nuttin to lose.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 06:18:06 pm
Ganonfloyd: *in my massive space warship with my massive space warfleet, not on Earth* This'll be entertaining.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 06:22:15 pm
GSD: I'm not dead yet.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 06:25:36 pm
Satan: You idiots really want to try this?
MM: Yup.
Satan: *opens gate* Go ahead. Be my guest. Her...hee...hee...guh..GWHA HA HA BHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...*cough* Carry on.
Scourge: So, how we gonna do this?
MM: WE don't do a thing. I gotta call a few people.....


*phones ring*
(Kefka's house)
Kefka: Not Masterman.....
(Bomberman's House)
Bomber: Dammit...
(Billy Hatcher's house)
Billy: *facepalm*
(Dr. Wily's house)
Dr. W: ........
(Kid Buu's house)
Kid: .....Blrah....


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 06:27:32 pm
GSD: ... I know who to call.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 06:27:40 pm
Ganonfloyd: *calls up Kefka* Yo man, its Floyd.
Kefka: Yo dude, that clown Masterman called me, he wants to blow up the Earth.
Ganonfloyd: Let him dude. I just called you because I wanted to offer you a chance to be on my crew of awesomeness. I'm saving people I think are worth it.
Kefka: Sounds good dude.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 06:30:51 pm
MM: Kefka didn't sound enthused. Screw him...
Scourge: *looks at GSD* WHO?
Sol: Yeah!
Strider: Get me out of here!!
Depth: *pukes Hiryu out* *whimpers*
Hiryu: No biggie, bud. *pets*
Depth: *leg shakes repeatedly like it tickles*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 06:31:52 pm
GSD: The Ghostbusters.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 06:31:57 pm
Ganonfloyd: *Has assembled a team of every awesome character from everything ever.* Excellent...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 06:58:39 pm
Scourge: OH HELL NAW
Sol: .....
MM: ........
Depth: *wags tail*
Strider: *brainstorms*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 07:08:28 pm
GSD: ...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 07:25:15 pm
MM: ....
Scourge: *runs off*
Sol: *rubs chin*
Strider: *tosses scarf back* Come Depth. *walks off*
Depth: *follows*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 07:36:18 pm
GSD: *adjusts glasses and holds out contract* SIGN HEAR PLZ


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 07:40:47 pm
MM: ...Oh, forgot. *signs* Later. *runs about*

Sol: ......*looks at GSD* ....Hmm...Yur not the guy I raped...what was his name? Isreal? Unfeel....Unteal.....damn...forget it. *air-dashes off*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 07:58:53 pm
GSD: ... o_o ... >_> <_< *runs off to Floyd* I got them to sign that contract. The contract saying that they are know your lackeys.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 08:10:25 pm
Ganonfloyd: *laughs evilly* Good man, GSD. Good man. *presents massive harem of beautiful women* CHOOSE YOUR PAYMENT NOW! ONLY ONE.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 08:14:08 pm
GSD: Only one? D: I don't need a payment.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 08:15:24 pm
Ganonfloyd: K, suit yourself.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 08:16:35 pm
GSD: It is a pleasure to serve you...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 08:17:48 pm
Ganonfloyd: Indeed. Now do what you will.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 08:20:16 pm
GSD: *sits on your head* Indeed.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 08:24:39 pm
Ganonfloyd: *makes Invader ZIM reference*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 08:27:56 pm
GSD: *makes Angry Beavers reference*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 08:31:06 pm
Ganonfloyd: *makes Rocko's Modern Life reference*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 08:37:32 pm
GSD: *makes a Earthworm Jim reference*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 08:39:24 pm
Ganonfloyd: *makes Castlevania reference*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 December, 2008, 08:40:26 pm
Catastrophix: *Makes AWESOME references*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 09:09:05 pm
MM: ........Uh oh....
Sol: Wat now?
MM: When I signed dat contract, I forgot to put the "N". It's "Masterma".
Sol: So?
MM: ......Eh.


*off in the distance*
Scourge: *wears shades* Well now...I can see 20x better with these babies. WTF? GSD and Gfloyd? In the same room? On a warship in space? Who's that guy on top of the ship? He on our side? Wait till MM hears this.

Strider: *senses evil* *smirk* Floyd, you cannot escape me. GSD's scent has Depth in lockdown-mode. WE'LL FIND YOU.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 09:11:49 pm
Ganonfloyd: *appears behind Strider* You fool. *does this*

(http://images.uncyc.org/pt/5/50/Jedahd02.gif)

You're my slave now.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 09:14:26 pm
GSD: *plays the piano for no reason but for entertainment*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 09:17:23 pm
Strider: *smirk* Depth, GO.

Depth: *lightspeed retreat*


Scourge: *tells MM*
MM: Nice.
Sol: Let's go.




Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 09:18:33 pm
*As Depth is running, he explodes. For no apparent reason.*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: GSD on 10 December, 2008, 09:20:40 pm
GSD: *sees Depth explode* Music is so... explosive.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 December, 2008, 09:21:42 pm
*Catastrophix jumps onto MM's head, and crouches there*

Catastrophix: Hmmm....there only seem to be two worthwhile beings amidst all of this trash.

*Kicks off and fires two glowing orbs which surround Strider and Sol, teleporting them elsewhere*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 09:24:19 pm
MM: WHO ARE YOU!? *runs* *walkie talkie* Yo, Sparkster, I need wings.
Spark: I be there in a sec.


*elsewhere*
Sol: WHERE THE HELL AM I??
Strider: I'm a slave, now I get teleported here. GREAT.


Depth: *nanofleas in bloodstream repair limbs and tissue* *heads to Grandmaster Meio Palace*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 09:25:43 pm
Scourge: THAT'S THE GUY THAT WAS ON TOP OF THE WARSHIP!!!! *balls up fist*


Strider: .......Depth, you there yet?


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 09:27:20 pm
*Nanofleas consume Depth after being reprogramed by unnamed force*

Ganonfloyd: *on battleship* This is getting boring. He should be doing something incredibly stupid now. Give me a screen. *screen appears* Switch to nanocam 347. *MM appears on screen* Ah, hear we go.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 December, 2008, 09:33:06 pm
Catastrophix: *Disappears from present location*

*Appears in front of Strider and Sol*

Gentlemen, allow me to welcome you to my.....residence

*A bright light flares, and when it dies down, all are floating in space, galaxies and stars wheeling around them*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 09:41:39 pm
Depth: *whimpers*

Strider: *readies cypher* *looks around* I don't like where this is headed. What do you want?
Sol: If it's a fight you want, I can predict the conclusion. Space isn't my ideal setting, but I can kick ass here.
Strider: Let's not let arrogance blind us, Sol.
Sol: Whatever.




MM: *flies in black Thunderbolt plane* FLOYD, I'M COMIN.
Scourge: *jumps on top of plane* YEA!!
Sparks: Good luck.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 09:43:31 pm
Ganonfloyd: Good, I'm bored. By the way...

*giant snowy owl swoops down and grabs Scourge, devouring him*

Ganonfloyd:... my pet owl was hungry. I guess it made sense he went after Scourge, owls are the natural predator of Hedgehogs.

*owl swoops again and grabs Sparkster and eats him*

Gnaonfloyd: And opossums, apparently.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 December, 2008, 09:48:39 pm
Catastrophix: *Appears behind Strider and Sol suddenly*

Guys, guys, you've got me all wrong here. I'm just kinda bored, so I thought I'd see what you thought of this little show I had whipped up.

*A gigantic rectangular blank area appears behind Catastrophix*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 09:55:30 pm
MM: *facepalm*

Scourge: *in hell again* I just can't win...
Sparks: What the **** did I do?

Strider: *crosses arms* We're not interested.
Sol: Speak for yourself.
Strider: You're thinking irrationally Sol.
Sol: Don't care.
Strider: Don't say anything when you end up in hell again. Who knows, you might just get erased from the world.
Sol: Uptight fool. I can handle things myself.
Strider: ....*turns around and swings Falchion super fast* BLANK!!???
Sol: HOLY HELL. DISTORTION IN SPACE??


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 09:57:14 pm
Ganonfloyd: *laughs evilly* THE 3RD REPUBLIC WILL NEVER FALL FOOL.

*Several Zerg Scourge slam into the Thunderbolt, destroying it*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 10:02:45 pm
MM: *ejects and lands on your ship* *breaks through and falls in, exhausted* No, wait. PEACE TREATY!!


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 10:03:18 pm
Ganonfloyd:... Okay, I'll play your game. Lets see what you have in store.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 10:07:15 pm
MM: No game. I'm tired of you. I said I'd kill you, but I'm too tired. *slides paper over* 2-hour peace treaty. Take it or leave it...


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 10:08:21 pm
MM: *passes out*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 10:10:47 pm
Ganonfloyd: *hands peace treaty over to legal experts* Check it out for me.

Legal Experts: Can do milord. *start reading*

Ganonfloyd: *keeps an eye on masterman*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 10:12:28 pm
MM: *flailing about* *does the worm*


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 10:14:44 pm
Legal Experts: *shake heads no, then rewrite it to fit my goals and needs perfectly while screwing masterman.*

Ganonfloyd: *Signs it, puts pen in MM's hand and moves treaty around a bit so that he signs it.* Alright, I agree.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 December, 2008, 10:16:12 pm
Catastrophix: *Is holding the edge of the Falchion between thumb and forefinger*

I'm sorry, was this yours? Here, have it back. *Tosses it at Strider*

Yes, it's certainly something you'd call a distortion, now will you both calm down and just watch?


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 10 December, 2008, 10:21:21 pm
MM: Oh crap....

Strider: *flinches a bit* Fine. *watches*

Sol: Afterwards, wanna watch me execute my Napalm Death on you?




TO BE CONTINUED.
Gotsa get ready for sckool. DODGEBALL.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 December, 2008, 10:22:33 pm
Ganonfloyd: Good. Now beat it junior, I've got babies to kiss and *****es to catch.


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: HyperOmar on 11 December, 2008, 11:54:05 am
Omar: *somewhere else, hopping around happily* Lalala!


Title: Re: The Final Score (White Flame of the Dancing Moon)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 03:02:27 pm
*is back with battleship*

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME FLOYD?~??~?~?


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 04:19:10 pm
*arrives on the Lateralus, eating Chicken Dumpling soup*

Ahh, Mattressman.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 04:29:06 pm
*appears behind Floyd* ...


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 04:29:43 pm
Ah, Omar. What brings you here?


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 04:52:16 pm
Master Floyd is... my friend... *possessed eyes*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 04:55:59 pm
That's right Omar. Now be a good friend and teach Mattressman a lesson.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 05:00:17 pm
Yes... Master Floyd... *aura chain appears again* *possessed eyes, smiling* *walks towards Mattress Man, with hands foward, like a zombie*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 05:04:23 pm
*equips FALCON SHOTGUN*

*a gunshot that sounds like PAUNCH is heard*

BOOM, HEADSHOT.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 05:11:37 pm
*equips FALCON SHOTGUN*

*a gunshot that sounds like PAUNCH is heard*

BOOM, HEADSHOT.
*ignores you shooting some random guy and continues* ... *breaths hard* *grasps onto you*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 05:18:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZdi0FPjjRk

*The impact of said *****slap causes you to explode*

Hmph, what a freak. HAHAHAHHAHA.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 05:24:23 pm
*on fire* *grasps onto you, disabling any attack, leaving you open to one*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 05:29:28 pm
*Stabs MM through the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumacalis*

Yo are finished.

*MM disapptes directly into hell*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 05:32:32 pm
*falls down, burning and still smiling*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 05:47:35 pm
*Stabs MM through the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumacalis*

Yo are finished.

*MM disapptes directly into hell*

*points to "M" on forehead* It's not for Masterman. Goodbye. *appears in front of you*
*clone grabs you by the neck and restrains you*


...
*smirk*
FINAAALLLL....


(http://www.freewebs.com/vegetafansite/finalflash.jpg)





FLAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHH


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 05:50:46 pm
(http://www.freewebs.com/neo_masaki/m%20vegeta%20atomic%20blast.jpg)


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 05:51:37 pm
*MMs attack does nothing*

You fool. You are nothing now.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 05:53:07 pm
*on ground, burning* Master Floyd...


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 05:53:54 pm
Be at ease my friend. *pours a bottle of concentrated relaxation on Omar*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 05:55:44 pm
You fool. You are nothing now.

For some reason, I can't stop laughing at that post...

*shoots a big bang attack at both of you* Get a room.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 05:57:32 pm
*Once again, nothing happens*

Don't you see Mattressman? Your powers are gone. You can try all you want, nothing will happen.

And I'll take your advice. *gets a room with Kanu and bangs her agains to spite MM*

*Scourge and Strider both die for no reason*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 05:59:12 pm
Get a room.
*gets up* WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEA- *possessed* Master Floyd... *walks into MM*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 06:04:59 pm
That's IT. *splits Omar in two with a karate chop*

*shoots 50 big bang attacks at both of the splits*

*destroys Ganonfloyd's room* *shoves a Big Bang Attack up your exposed ass, and chops you **** into bits with a superspeed Big Bang Blade* My girl, YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH. *Scourge's power and Strider's power envelops inside of me* *becomes.....


























MAJIN SCIDERMAN


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 06:10:04 pm
*cut in half* *blank eyes* ... GAHAHHHAAAHHH... *both halfs dissappear* *reappears, in one piece* Ah! *falls away, rolling on floor*

*holds head* Urgh... that was nasty.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 06:15:37 pm
*walks out of a hotel room wearing a robe and smoking a pipe*

Man, that was great.

*looks at the ruins of a nearby rival hotel*

Oh my, what just happened?


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 06:17:09 pm
*rememebers what's happening* What the... FLOYD, EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 04 May, 2009, 06:19:05 pm
*Films*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 06:19:26 pm
MATTRESSMAN IS NOW POWERLESS UNLESS HE ATTACKS A SECOND RATE HOTEL SO I CAN KILL HIS FRIENDS AND MAKE LOVE TO THE WOMAN HE DESIRES AND THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT. NOT THAT THERE EVER WAS ANYTHING HE COULD DO ABOUT IT.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 06:20:51 pm
...

AWESOME! *jumps and kicks MM in the face* *steals Kanu and goes away*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 06:23:01 pm
ENJOY MY SS, OMAR.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 06:27:02 pm
ENJOY MY SS, OMAR.
WHAT'S AN SS. *enters some door*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 06:28:22 pm
ENJOY MY SS, OMAR.
WHAT'S AN SS. *enters some door*

SLOPPY SECONDS.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 06:29:51 pm
WHATEVER. *sounds are heard*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 04 May, 2009, 06:31:23 pm
*does not film*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 06:34:23 pm
AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS CHEAT, SCUM.

*freezes time with awesomeness* *destroys you on all vectors and disposes of your body in a wormhole that leads you to a parallel universe comparable to the bizzaro Underworld*

*mutant rhinos with toilet paper for noses and flesh french fires for ears run up and tentacle-**** you*

*runs off before you retaliate with a "I feel bad for that guy, OR a *insert excuse to escape inevitable ownage* post".

My genius is impeccable. Give up, and succumb to my might you worthless walrus-muncher.





*rage consumes MM* *blocks Omar's kick with shiny teeth*
*looks at him and his position erupts into volcano-flames* *freezes the area so that steam envelops the area* *electrocutes the steam and the particles in the steam run rampant and multiple small-plama fused abnormalities destroy Omar from the inside-out* *crushes his existence in the palm of my hand* NOW I'M ANGRY.

*before any of you do anything


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFJ87G85-E&feature=related


*quickly follows up with this*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5q7XOzvTNg&feature=related



*the degree of awesome stored in that bombardment compels the universe into a state of bamboozlement* *the universe implodes with confusion of the incomprehensible rapeage that just occured* *the universe materializes again and explodes into a shower of supernovas that spell out "King Masterman" before epicly ending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhp0JXu9aM8&feature=related


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 06:37:32 pm
*somewhere else* *heards a loud sound* That portal works out perfect, and the clones too, apparently. But now... *takes screwdriver*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 06:39:03 pm
*clone of Masterman appears in front of you*

Forgot about me?

*repeats rapeage*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Zigzagoon on 04 May, 2009, 06:40:29 pm
Masterman... You suck >=(


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 04 May, 2009, 06:41:44 pm
*throws MasterKid, who was playing in the ground, into the attack, and teleports away*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 07:12:46 pm
MasterKid: *absorbs attack and unleashes it upon you TIMES INFINITY*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 07:18:08 pm
*watching from my throne of immortality, Kanu lying at my feet in slave girl regalia*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Adol the Red on 04 May, 2009, 09:21:08 pm
Dude quit using my girls


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 09:21:37 pm
I'll use Risty next time then.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Adol the Red on 04 May, 2009, 09:25:46 pm
Every girl I used in a profile Is Mine!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 09:26:36 pm
NOT ANYMORE.

YOU CAN HAVE KANU NOW THAT OMAR FINISHED WITH HER.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Adol the Red on 04 May, 2009, 09:28:06 pm
>_>


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 09:28:49 pm
Besides I only use Kanu to punish Mattressman for his insolence. So blame him.

Risty is totally mine though.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 09:41:12 pm
****, I'll go bone Maya Natsume, screw that.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 09:43:55 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/meca_n_saber/Haunting%20Echoes/Tenjho%20Tenge/Maya3.jpg)

MASTERMAN WANTS TO BANG A YOUNG GIRL.

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/Ethired/1184367762037.jpg)


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Adol the Red on 04 May, 2009, 09:47:25 pm
Lol Maya is th only one you can plant that trap


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 09:47:51 pm
No...in her...more...<_<....


>_>.....



"suggestive" mode...

*goosebumps*

XD
I'm a freak!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 09:49:24 pm
Chris Hansen: *forces MM to have a seat*

*In hell*

*On Ted Bundy's lap*

*While naked*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Adol the Red on 04 May, 2009, 09:55:33 pm
Oh god...That is terrifying..


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 09:58:15 pm
Chris Hansen takes no prisoners.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 10:03:20 pm
*kills everyone with Penisaw*

I am Masterman, feel my wrath.
I've got a **** like a chainsaw, I'll cut you in half. HA HA HA.

Stopping this monster? Don't make me laugh, HA HA HA.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 10:05:57 pm
*the girl from Teeth arrives and uses her toothed... body part to destroy MMs penisaw*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 10:10:17 pm
*O_O*

*screams like a woman*

OUCH. You freakin' bit off my Penisaw, OH NO.
What did you do that for? Imma kill you, you ugly-ass 'ho.
Imma pimp-smack you to Jupiter, to and fro.
But, let's not dwell on such threats, I hope you're ready to go.
Because only Satan can stop this flow, fa 'sho, bro.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 10:10:51 pm
Satan: Stop the flow. Now.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 10:12:03 pm
I knew I should've left out that rhyme...


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 10:12:44 pm
But you didn't.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 10:14:39 pm
How perceptive.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 10:15:21 pm
Indeed.

So, what number is this?


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 10:17:45 pm
100, I think.

*counts*

Yup, 100.
OH SNAP, ANNIVERSARY.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 04 May, 2009, 10:18:54 pm
*Waits for Floyd to send MM to hell again as celebration*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 10:19:50 pm
WE WILL CELEBRATE.

But MM is already in hell, so there's no need for that.

*eats Cheese Jax*

Delicious.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 10:22:45 pm
*tries to resists playing M. Bison*
*sweats*
Oh god its so hard...XD


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 04 May, 2009, 10:23:19 pm
YES



YES


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 10:23:50 pm
(http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr287/ganonfloyd/a02-0511.jpg)


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 04 May, 2009, 10:26:45 pm
DON'T BE SO HASTY.

M. Bison: YEASH
C. Falcon: YES

They're both animals...HYUK

CD-i Ganon: Not into the pit, it burns!! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE. NO!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 04 May, 2009, 10:27:31 pm
THIS IS DELICIOUS.

OF COURSE. BUT I GUESS YOU DIDN'T "SEE" THAT!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Styles on 05 May, 2009, 03:27:22 pm
(walks in astonished) Masterwoman...why didn't you tell me about this? I'm hurt...


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 05 May, 2009, 05:38:25 pm
*comes out of some random door in hell, with a lot of Adol's girls* *with swirly glasses and a scientist coat, holding a wrench*

GOOD SCIENCE HERE.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 05 May, 2009, 05:50:45 pm
*comes out of some random door in hell, with a lot of Adol's girls* *with swirly glasses and a scientist coat, holding a wrench*

GOOD SCIENCE HERE.

THIS IS WHY I HAVE YOU IN MY TOP TEN.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 05 May, 2009, 06:01:25 pm
lol


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 05 May, 2009, 06:16:11 pm
*takes off glasses* *a lot of smoke comes out of my clothes* *tools drop on floor from coat* My job is done.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 05 May, 2009, 06:17:44 pm
Godspeed Spider-Man.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 05 May, 2009, 06:24:13 pm
It's all done. Now it's up to you to go in and abuse my succeeded experiment. *puts arm on head, to take sweat off, blushing* I hope this is not fever... *passes out on floor, my whole head blushing* ... need that air conditioner...


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 05 May, 2009, 06:25:19 pm
*tick*


























*tick*





















*tick*

























































WHAT THE F-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 05 May, 2009, 07:06:40 pm
*laughs evilly*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 05 May, 2009, 07:10:26 pm
*smiles, on floor, passed out*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 05 May, 2009, 07:12:22 pm
*Films*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Gaffit on 05 May, 2009, 07:15:40 pm
Mysterious Figure: All according to plan! *Disappears*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 05 May, 2009, 08:10:22 pm
*talks to Maya*

A bay-bay, check out the macho! *flexes* Boom, boom, *flexes arms to the west like Johnny Bravo* FIYAH-POWAH!!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Gaffit on 05 May, 2009, 08:13:28 pm
*The sheer power of the flex creates a massive explosion that engulfs the planet in flames, roasting every living thing in it's own air*

*The world suddenly turns into pixels before shutting off, revealing a holodeck*

And that's a simulation of the world being destroyed!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: GSD on 05 May, 2009, 08:13:54 pm
I want a post in the most active topic right now.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 05 May, 2009, 08:14:30 pm
Chris Hansen: *behind MM as he flexes to little girl Maya, breathing heavily* Why don't you.... have a seat?


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Gaffit on 05 May, 2009, 08:15:15 pm
I want a post in the most active topic right now.

*Is amazingly tempted to delete the post, but realizes that then I wouldn't be able to gloat over the crushing of your dreams*

 :(


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: GSD on 05 May, 2009, 08:16:49 pm
I want a post in the most active topic right now.

*Is amazingly tempted to delete the post, but realizes that then I wouldn't be able to gloat over the crushing of your dreams*

 :(
That is NOT what the Mighty Falcon would want!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Gaffit on 05 May, 2009, 08:17:21 pm
I want a post in the most active topic right now.

*Is amazingly tempted to delete the post, but realizes that then I wouldn't be able to gloat over the crushing of your dreams*

 :(
That is NOT what the Mighty Falcon would want!

*Realizes this*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: GSD on 05 May, 2009, 08:19:27 pm
I want a post in the most active topic right now.

*Is amazingly tempted to delete the post, but realizes that then I wouldn't be able to gloat over the crushing of your dreams*

 :(
That is NOT what the Mighty Falcon would want!

*Realizes this*
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj285/zabakstreetgang98/mr_burns.jpg)


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 05 May, 2009, 08:22:57 pm
Chris Hansen: *behind MM as he flexes to little girl Maya, breathing heavily* Why don't you.... have a seat?

*shoots a reverse big bang attack to kill Chris*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 05 May, 2009, 08:24:51 pm
Chris Hansen: *asks the reverse Big Bang to have a seat*

RBB: *obliges*

Chris Hansen: What are you doing here?


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 05 May, 2009, 08:27:40 pm
*looks back* *shudders*

*resumes trying to tap Maya*
So...would you rather have wet log, or quick bone? MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 05 May, 2009, 08:30:40 pm
Chris Hansen: HAVE A SEAT. *grabs MM and forces him onto the seat with RBB*

RBB: *exploes, sending MM to hell*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 05 May, 2009, 08:37:15 pm
*Napolean voice* IDIOT.

101.
*talks to Maya through cellphone* Technology...*G.I. JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 05 May, 2009, 08:39:02 pm
Chris Hansen: I'M A COMPUTER. *eats cell phone*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: HyperOmar on 05 May, 2009, 09:00:52 pm
Mattressman's attempts... xD


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 06 May, 2009, 07:39:48 pm
(walks in astonished) Masterwoman...why didn't you tell me about this? I'm hurt...

I KNEW IT WAS YOU.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 06 May, 2009, 07:46:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Qe0ymZaJk






In A.D. 2101 War was beginning.
What happen ? Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal. What ! Main screen turn on It's you !!
How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
What you say !! You have no chance
to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha....
Captain
Move ZIG you know what you doing.
Move ZIG for great justice.
For great justice

Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
It was not my hand that I am once again
given flesh I was called here by humans, who wish to pay ME tribute
Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Your words are as empty as your soul!
Mankind ill needs a savior such as you
What is a man?
A miserable little pile of secrets!
But enough talk, have at you!
have at you!
have at you!

VEGETA!
What does the scouter say
about his power level
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!"
WHAT NINE THOUSAND!?

Can't Let you
Do that Star Fox

MAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIH

Falcon Punch*yes*

I herd you like mudkipz


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 May, 2009, 07:55:02 pm
I actually cried a bit at the Symphony part.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: Masterman on 06 May, 2009, 08:08:30 pm
Me too. I think I busted a nut at the Nine Thousand.














wait....nuts? I'M LOSING MYSELF.

Look, Slash is on American Idol!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 May, 2009, 08:09:07 pm
WHAT IS A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat, Masterwoman?)
Post by: Masterman on 06 May, 2009, 08:10:37 pm
*tears forming in eyes* *heroic superhero voice*

A man is what I used to be... *wipes eyes*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon II: Tears of a DevilSaiyan)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 May, 2009, 08:12:23 pm
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Masterman on 06 May, 2009, 08:26:37 pm
MAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHH


FA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HALCON, PUUUUNNNCCHHHH
YES


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 May, 2009, 08:34:42 pm
TRIBUTE? YOU STEAL

MEN'S SOULS AND MAKE THEM

YOUR SLAVES!

PERHAPS THE SAAAAAAAME COULE BE SAAID OF ALL RELIGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Masterman on 06 May, 2009, 08:50:41 pm
FOR GREAT JUSTICE


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: HyperOmar on 06 May, 2009, 10:38:45 pm
... *starts shivering* ... Ahh... AHH... NO... IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!! *holds head, rolling on floor* AHHH!!!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 May, 2009, 10:39:56 pm
WHATS WRONG AMINGO?


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: HyperOmar on 06 May, 2009, 10:53:49 pm
WHATS WRONG AMINGO?
AMINGO... AMINGO?! WHAT IS A FRIEND? A MISERABLE CACTUS WITH A MEXICAN HAT!
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT CACTUS, HAVE IT AT MATTRESSWOMAN! FOR THE GREAT JUSTICE THAT IS A FALCON PUNCH!
YES! MAH BOI! WE CAN'T LET HER BELONG OUR BASE TO.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: ganonfloyd on 06 May, 2009, 10:55:18 pm
WHATS WRONG AMINGO?
AMINGO... AMINGO?! WHAT IS A FRIEND? A MISERABLE CACTUS WITH A MEXICAN HAT!
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT CACTUS, HAVE IT AT MATTRESSWOMAN! FOR THE GREAT JUSTICE THAT IS A FALCON PUNCH!
YES! MAH BOI! WE CAN'T LET HER BELONG OUR BASE TO.

*applauds*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Adol the Red on 06 May, 2009, 11:13:58 pm
lol


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: HyperOmar on 06 May, 2009, 11:16:25 pm
*lights lollicigar*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Adol the Red on 06 May, 2009, 11:27:37 pm
*lights lollicigar*
Hmm...*raises Eyebrow*Is that lol or loli


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: HyperOmar on 06 May, 2009, 11:29:04 pm
*lights lollicigar*
Hmm...*raises Eyebrow*Is that lol or loli
*mouth open* ... Loli.

... Double "L".


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 06 May, 2009, 11:31:29 pm
I sense a great post.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Adol the Red on 06 May, 2009, 11:32:35 pm
*lights lollicigar*
Hmm...*raises Eyebrow*Is that lol or loli
*mouth open* ... Loli.

... Double "L".
lol you're not getting out of that one.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: HyperOmar on 06 May, 2009, 11:37:22 pm
*lights lollicigar*
Hmm...*raises Eyebrow*Is that lol or loli
*mouth open* ... Loli.

... Double "L".
lol you're not getting out of that one.
WHATEVER. *puts lollipop back in* *gets into car* ... *sees some little girls* Hey, do you want some candy? *the girls step back* ... WELL, YOU MISS IT. *fills my mouth with candy, then sets off while laughing, with eyes closed* HAHAHAHA- *realizes I fell off a cliff* I DIDN'T SAW THAT COMING... *splash!*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Adol the Red on 06 May, 2009, 11:50:16 pm
*lights lollicigar*
Hmm...*raises Eyebrow*Is that lol or loli
*mouth open* ... Loli.

... Double "L".
lol you're not getting out of that one.
WHATEVER. *puts lollipop back in* *gets into car* ... *sees some little girls* Hey, do you want some candy? *the girls step back* ... WELL, YOU MISS IT. *fills my mouth with candy, then sets off while laughing, with eyes closed* HAHAHAHA- *realizes I fell off a cliff* I DIDN'T SAW THAT COMING... *splash!*
*a lone man is peering over the cliff from which you fell*
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s266/agh2415/hansen_chris_2005.jpg)
JUST AS PLANNED.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: HyperOmar on 06 May, 2009, 11:54:02 pm
*lights lollicigar*
Hmm...*raises Eyebrow*Is that lol or loli
*mouth open* ... Loli.

... Double "L".
lol you're not getting out of that one.
WHATEVER. *puts lollipop back in* *gets into car* ... *sees some little girls* Hey, do you want some candy? *the girls step back* ... WELL, YOU MISS IT. *fills my mouth with candy, then sets off while laughing, with eyes closed* HAHAHAHA- *realizes I fell off a cliff* I DIDN'T SAW THAT COMING... *splash!*
*a lone man is peering over the cliff from which you fell*
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s266/agh2415/hansen_chris_2005.jpg)
JUST AS PLANNED.
*shakes fist* I'll get you next time, Adol. NEXT TIME! *car flips* Huh...? *squishes me* *crawls half of my body out* Argh. I need medical attention. *ambulance comes and takes me away* *ambulance explodes* Oh, forget it.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Adol the Red on 06 May, 2009, 11:57:16 pm
A great victory in only three posts I am pleased.


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Masterman on 07 May, 2009, 06:10:44 am
ROFL

Even I don't get beaten that fast!


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Masterman on 07 May, 2009, 03:17:52 pm
FOR GREAT JUSTICE


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: HyperOmar on 07 May, 2009, 03:58:31 pm
*is burning* *comes back* Sorry, had to go for some hot sleep. *cleans ashes* *puts lollicigar*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Maniac234678 on 07 May, 2009, 04:26:23 pm
I'm here. >_>


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon III: Wat is a Masterwoman?
Post by: Masterman on 07 May, 2009, 04:27:41 pm
No. No. No.

*quickly flees*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IV: NOM for GREAT JUSTICE!
Post by: HyperOmar on 08 May, 2009, 02:08:19 pm
*sees MM flee* ... *takes cellphone* Did you set it? ... Okay, nice. *mine explodes*


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IV: NOM for GREAT JUSTICE!
Post by: ganonfloyd on 08 May, 2009, 02:15:32 pm
(http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/amingo-taunt.gif)

AMINGO


Title: Re: The Final Explosion (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IV: NOM for GREAT JUSTICE!
Post by: HyperOmar on 08 May, 2009, 02:47:17 pm
AMINGO!

... This topic has a lot of name changes.


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V: Goodbye, Cash Bombs.
Post by: Masterman on 09 June, 2009, 10:21:56 pm
*salutes*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V: Goodbye, Cash Bombs)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 09 June, 2009, 10:23:10 pm
*enters*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V: Goodbye, Cash Bombs.
Post by: HyperOmar on 09 June, 2009, 10:23:40 pm
*charges giant cash spirit bomb*

GENKIDAMA!


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Masterman on 09 June, 2009, 10:25:33 pm
No today.

WAKINSHIMUDO. *a yellow beam pierces through your forehead like a dagger*

*straps glove* No more playing around.


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: ganonfloyd on 09 June, 2009, 10:27:10 pm
*summons the thing MM was being chased and raped by in Fallout 3*

Get him.


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 09 June, 2009, 10:31:16 pm
*Summons Lu Bu, armed with two spears, each with (http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9016/cashbomb.gif) on each end.*

En garde! *Charges forward*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: HyperOmar on 09 June, 2009, 10:31:53 pm
*stops* MM you damned being of lameness.


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Masterman on 09 June, 2009, 10:36:57 pm
*sends dogs to deal with "thing"*

*sends Cao Cao to defeat cash-bomb Lu Bu* God..you just brought back nightmares..

*looks at Omar and destroys him with Time Compression*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: ganonfloyd on 09 June, 2009, 10:37:27 pm
*dogs are destroyed*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Masterman on 09 June, 2009, 10:39:34 pm
*eats their flesh* MMMHMMM HOT WINGS.


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 09 June, 2009, 10:40:13 pm
*Lu Bu tramples over Cow Cow and continues straight for MM*

Now. What shall be next?

...

Ah, yes. *Rips MM's soul out of his body and piledrives it straight into Hell, then walks out of the gigantic fissure in the earth*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: ganonfloyd on 09 June, 2009, 10:40:33 pm
*forces MM to play Kabuki Warriors in Hell*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Masterman on 09 June, 2009, 10:43:31 pm
*before death, sent Xiahou Dun, and Gan Ning to hunt down Lu Bu and kill him*

*destroys Kabuki Warriors and uses Time Compression to escape Hell*

SUPER CHEAP


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: ganonfloyd on 09 June, 2009, 10:44:32 pm
Nothing can destroy something as terrible as Kabuki Warriors, Marsupial.


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Masterman on 09 June, 2009, 10:46:51 pm
*ties red scarf* *tilts shades*
*sparkly smile* *snubs nose and fixates black jacket*

Hell yeah. *looks at computer screens worldwide* I can.

COMING JUNE 11th!
*millions of copies are sold worldwide*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 09 June, 2009, 10:47:28 pm
*Lu Bu gets reinforcements consisting of Sun Ce and Xiao Qiao, then proceeds to blow the **** out of Xiahou Dun and Gan Ning, continuing the hunt for fail*

*Summons Ultimecia, who Time Compresses MM back into Hell*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Masterman on 09 June, 2009, 10:55:06 pm
Dammit, you knew where I got it from...
I thought I could've fooled everyone with it...

*goes to gather more of Cao Cao's officers* *flees*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 09 June, 2009, 10:58:07 pm
Dammit, you knew where I got it from...
I thought I could've fooled everyone with it...

*goes to gather more of Cao Cao's officers* *flees*
I'd be more surprised if everybody else DIDN'T know where it was from.

Und...*Bearhugs MM, then suplexes him twice and then throws him, causing him to explode on impact*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: HyperOmar on 09 June, 2009, 10:58:37 pm
KABUKI *LEAVES*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Masterman on 09 June, 2009, 11:06:16 pm
GAH.

*had already impregnated self due to asexual reproduction*

AH. A loophole!

*is only a baby*
*looks at you*

...




*smiles with no teeth*


*attempts to crawl away and eventually ****s self*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 09 June, 2009, 11:07:45 pm
*Lu Bu reaches the failchild and impales it on his spear, lifting it up to the sky to show all of the world...before the cashbombs activate, blowing the corpse to pieces and showering bloody chunks of fail all over the landscape*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: HyperOmar on 09 June, 2009, 11:14:19 pm
Now it's time for propaganda!

The cashbomb was invented by HyperOmar, so buy his other products! EXCELLENCE guaranteed!


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Masterman on 09 June, 2009, 11:20:49 pm
*crushes scouter*

IT'S OVER NINE-

MAH BOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

FAL-HAL-HAL-HAL-HAL-HAL-CAN PUUUUUNNNCCHHHHH!

YEEASH


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: HyperOmar on 09 June, 2009, 11:23:28 pm
*stares at MM* *sigh-facepalm*


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 09 June, 2009, 11:23:34 pm
*A richly appointed red armchair appears behind me just as I sit down*

*Snaps fingers* *A glass full of brandy and a cigar appears in hands*

Now, to enjoy the finer things in life.

*Listens to MM's agonized screams as Satan tortures him in Hell*

*Swirls brandy* *Smokes cigar*

Ahh...excellent.


Title: Re: The Not-So Final Climax (White Flame of the Dancing Moon V): Goodbye, Cash Bombs
Post by: Masterman on 10 June, 2009, 05:04:26 pm
*emerges from hell*

...

*judgment music plays*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrWRgg_6KE

You...Omar...you...Salty...you...Floyd...you three cannot defeat me with confusion in your heart. *draws Masamune* Now. Let's try this again. But, I won't be so lenient. *sips juice box* Ahh...*looks at the moon*

*looks at palm*

TIME FOR A TRUE MASSACRE. I WILL **** YOUR LIVES INTO THE TOILET OF HELL.
*climatic laugh*

GAH GA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS SENSATION IS KNOWN AS!!!!-


EPISODE VI: FIGHT FOR YOUR CAUSE



Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 10 June, 2009, 05:19:03 pm
VI already? Whoa. *writes up on Wiki*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 10 June, 2009, 05:23:46 pm
*grand epicness is ruined* *eye twitches* DAMN YOU. *scratches head and anime drop rolls down head*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 10 June, 2009, 05:24:36 pm
Oh MarzipanMan.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 10 June, 2009, 05:27:38 pm
Oh, what? Sorry, I was writting.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 10 June, 2009, 05:29:11 pm
DIE.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 10 June, 2009, 05:29:40 pm
lul nu


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 June, 2009, 06:01:44 pm
Yeah....about that that confusion thing.

...

Y'see, the thing is, unlike you, MM, we're not confused about our sexualities.

Also? *Slices you in half with Kusanagi*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 10 June, 2009, 06:15:08 pm
(http://f.imagehost.org/0537/i-lold3.jpg)

My sexuality? Well I prefer to **** myself rather than to subject my treasured peacock to worthless humans!!!
*body fuses back together*

YOU'RE FINISHED. ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE.

MY POWER IS OVERFLOWING!!!

(http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o428/Hypercons/Forums/Domon001.jpg)

ERUPTING.......BURNING........

(http://images.absoluteanime.com/f-zero_gp_legend/falcon%5b2%5d.jpg)

PAUUUUUNNNNNNCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


(http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/01330/nuclear_explosion.jpg)

(http://www.biblelife.org/bigbang.jpg)


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 June, 2009, 06:19:08 pm
*Stops it with an exhaled breath*

You really need to work out more. Now, just as an example, THIS is what a punch shou*Arms flicker*ld look li*MM explodes*ke.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 10 June, 2009, 06:23:32 pm
*before death*

(http://www.aapos.org/associations/5371/files/dilated%20pupil.jpg)

YOU SHOULD BE DEAD. YO...YOU...HAX. ALL OF IT, HAX.

(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/FFtw7qW7Vcw/hqdefault.jpg)


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 June, 2009, 06:24:52 pm
There are many things in this world that you know nothing of, and never will. I am one of them.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 10 June, 2009, 06:32:15 pm
*calls you from Hell*

I only have but one question.





Why?


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 June, 2009, 06:32:55 pm
Because.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 10 June, 2009, 06:36:01 pm
*shakes in frustration*

Satan: Time's up, MM.

*crushes phone in hand*

Satan: ...

*gets straitjacket and gets thrown into padded room* *insane smile* *foams from the mouth* *breathes spasmodically* *eyes widen* *sits there* *in the darkness-
































smiling*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 10 June, 2009, 06:49:40 pm
*looks at MM from outside* *anime drop* *japanese worried voice* Is he gonna be okay, Satan-sama?


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 10 June, 2009, 08:35:40 pm
*arrives on scene in car having been awoken in the middle of the night by a call from the Editor in Chief of the Daily News; equips camera to take photos of the phenomenal obliteration of Masterman*

Wow...Excuse me, "Salty" is it? *takes out recording device* My name is Spring with the Daily News; I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions about Masterman's destruction.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 10 June, 2009, 10:25:00 pm
Sure, why not?


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 10 June, 2009, 10:46:02 pm
*appears on scene, with a sad face*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 10 June, 2009, 11:25:45 pm
*has Salty spell his name for accuracy*

How long have you been wanting to annihilate Masterman?


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 11 June, 2009, 11:31:26 am
As long as I heard about Scourge.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 11 June, 2009, 11:43:30 am
Mm-hm...and what has been going on here the past few months? A tournament of some kind?


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 11 June, 2009, 11:47:11 am
A tournament? Nah, that'd imply that there was some kind of competition. What's been going on here, is a no-holds-barred beatdown. Seriously, as soon as he tries to post in whatever ridiculous fashion he wants to, we just curb-stomp him. It's rather pathetic, really.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 11 June, 2009, 12:13:18 pm
Should we expect a return of Masterman? Or perhaps some continuation of the fighting?

*looks at Masterman's smoldering remains; takes photo*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 11 June, 2009, 12:24:44 pm
Return? Him? I suppose so. After all, he's too stupid to know when he's lost. After all, he was born, wasn't he?


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 11 June, 2009, 12:46:01 pm
*bursts from Hell*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSO7SHQOkwI

*thousands of swords burst from the ground and levitate overhead* *dashes forward and they follow me*
*cape breezes in the wind* *clenches fist and lava envelops fist* *clenches the other and it becomes a glacier* *sends all of the swords at you and flies through them to meet your face* *walls of flame emerge from the ground* *flies faster through the swords* *draws back fist and freezes your face, then knocks you into the wall of flame with lava fist* *flies overhead and spikes you backwards into all of the following swords* *smiles and walks off* *snaps fingers and a column of flame is seen behind me, incinerating your body* *punches the ground and it opens, sending the ashes to the core of the Earth*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 11 June, 2009, 02:59:08 pm
*takes pictures and records footage for online portion of the paper; residual fire, ice and earth fly past while doing so*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 11 June, 2009, 04:14:21 pm
A TOURNAMENT, MISTER?! *has idea I actually coincidentially had yesterday*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 11 June, 2009, 07:44:45 pm
*Is standing right behind Mattress, smoking cigar*

Impressive and all, but shouldn't you learn to pick your targets better? You just incinerated a lump of wood.

*Takes a sip of brandy*

Now, if you really want to know how it's done, I'll show you. You have

Setup

*Taps foot on the ground, causing a pillar of earth to rise up and hit MM on the chin, launching him out of the atmosphere*

First strike.

*Grabs the pillar of earth at it falls away, revealing a sword buried in the middle of it, and jumps up after the flying speck that is MM*

*Passes MM in flight, sword held at the ready* *MM's body is shredded as the unseen slashes finally catch up with him*

The second.

*Spins around and stabs the sword through MM's body crosswise* *Lets go of the sword and kicks it, sending it and MM straight to the moon, where the sword sticks in the ground, trapping MM*

Prepare.

*Hunches over, as a cloud of darkness sweeps in from outside, reaching...* *Seven pillars of light erupt from back, appearing almost like wings as they dispel the darkness*

A third.

*One of the pillars of light explodes, sending me rocketing at impossible speeds towards the impaled MM* *As the sword is reached, grasps the hilt and continues forward, driving it into the surface of the moon, crushing MM in between* *Cracks spiderweb out from the site of the impact, until the moon shatters*

Overkill.

*Bursts through the surface of the moon, into the space where it has shattered, still with MM on the blade* *Explodes another pillar of light, traveling towards the largest chunk of the shattered moon and driving MM into it* *Repeats this another four times*

A finish.

*Stops, then envelops arm in the final pillar of light, as the darkness gathers behind* *Faces the sun and, with the added force of the new darkness, explodes the pillar of light behind the sword, warping it and MM as they speed towards the inferno*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 11 June, 2009, 08:16:32 pm
*stares* Hmm...


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 11 June, 2009, 08:24:23 pm
*doesn't even bother living*
*in Hell*

Satan: What happened this time?
Masterman: ...What you have to eat?
Satan: Bombs FOR Dinner.
Masterman: ....eh. *looks out window* I'll just be back tomorrow.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 11 June, 2009, 08:27:19 pm
*goes to hell again* Hey, MM. Considering your life insurance, from now on you'll have to pay taxes for each DINNER you eat here. I hope you got the CA$H.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 11 June, 2009, 08:31:50 pm
NO. NOOOOOOOOOO.

*King of Hyrule bursts in*

KoH: Dinner, is what true warriors-*points to the sky* strive for!
Ganon: Dinner, it BURNS.
KoH: Dinner.
Ganon: NOH!
KoH: Dinner.
Ganon: YOU MUST DIE-
Cd-I Mario: For-
Cd-I Luigi: LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
Cd-I Bowser: *creepy echo laugh*




Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 11 June, 2009, 08:33:53 pm
PINGAS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncdm7EiILK8


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Masterman on 11 June, 2009, 08:36:44 pm
XD

Ganon: YOU DARE BRING-
KoH: Dinner.
Ganon: TO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!! *lightning shoots from fingers*
Link: OH BOY!
KoH: Dinner-
Cd-I Mario: is-
Vegeta: OVER NINE-
Link: Dodongos!
Ganon: NNNOH!
Bison: *fist pump* YEEASH.


Hold on, I gotta find that one. That one was funny.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 11 June, 2009, 08:41:37 pm
IN THE MEANWHILE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwH8IyQDt_I


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 12 June, 2009, 01:16:42 pm
*has been taking so many photos, has had to apply the Throwaway Guns trope to real life with cameras; books "Just Visiting" flight to Hell in order to interview MM *


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 12 June, 2009, 03:54:33 pm
*is there*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Adol the Red on 12 June, 2009, 04:25:04 pm
*passes by*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 12 June, 2009, 09:06:33 pm
*sees Omar and Adol; places camera's back in duffel bag and takes out recording device*

Uh, excuse me. I'm with the Daily News and I'm covering these incidents; would you guys be willing to be quoted in the paper about them?


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 12 June, 2009, 09:09:24 pm
I'd like to say... *stares at Adol's profile for the 1244306th time* HELL IS HOT.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 12 June, 2009, 09:19:20 pm
Mm-hm...yes; I'll be visiting there to talk to Masterman. And you Mr....?

*addresses Adol*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Adol the Red on 12 June, 2009, 09:40:28 pm
Adol

And I must say that hell is a [Edited with Voice Over]TOASTY!!! place..Not only that they feed you [Another voice Over edit]DINNER. 3 times a day


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 12 June, 2009, 09:43:52 pm
*arrives on the scene*


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 12 June, 2009, 10:02:29 pm
Hey, want to go to hell?


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Maniac234678 on 12 June, 2009, 11:13:40 pm
lolmmtopic x 42


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 13 June, 2009, 12:42:47 pm
Good answer, good answer...

*turns off recorder*

I've already booked a flight with Air Hell. My flight is in a couple of hours.


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: Adol the Red on 13 June, 2009, 01:19:53 pm
I took the train the last time I went down there


Title: Re: The Showdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VI: Fight for Your Cause)
Post by: HyperOmar on 13 June, 2009, 01:25:46 pm
HA! You people are lame! I can get there in a millisecond!


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 17 June, 2009, 04:32:29 pm
How many chapters is this long?


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 17 June, 2009, 08:29:54 pm
11 chapters.

(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/12075/425939-Scourge_super.jpg)


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 17 June, 2009, 08:31:10 pm
Name all of them. *writes down notes*


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 17 June, 2009, 08:46:39 pm
*writes notes about MM in a large notebook labelled "How to Fail"*


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 17 June, 2009, 08:49:17 pm
That's a checkpoint. Scourge just died.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 17 June, 2009, 08:53:12 pm
*writes notes about MM in a large notebook labelled "How to Fail"*

*sees Floyd, walks over with recorder*

Hi; are you one of Masterman's followers? What that you're writing there?


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 17 June, 2009, 08:55:04 pm
The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
The Apocalypse (White Flame of the Dancing Moon X: Last of a Dying Breed )
The Fallen (White Flame of the Dancing Moon XI: Hell's Final Call)

Aftermath Saga

The Aftermath (White Flame of the Dancing Moon XII: Shattered Metal)
The Aftermath (WFotDM XIII: Shards of the Future)
The Glory (WFotDM XIV: A New Empire)
The Peace (WFotDM XV: Compromise)
The Dream (WFotDM XVI: The Next Generation)
The Other Days (WFotDM XVII: Tears of a Master)

Hell Saga (Non-Canon)

The Depths (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun I: Satan's Wish)
The Depths (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun II: Nightmare)
The Depths (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun III: Styx is that Way!)
The Burning (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun IV: Hades and Cerberus)
The Unholy (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun V: Curtain Call)


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 17 June, 2009, 08:56:50 pm
*looks at spring*

I'm a man writing a book about how to fail in case people desperately need to fail, and MM is the primary source. I've also sent him to hell about a thousand times.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 17 June, 2009, 08:58:20 pm
That's a checkpoint. Scourge just died.
(http://www.img.archiecomics.com/press/sth196.jpg)

GHA HA A HA HAH


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 17 June, 2009, 08:59:24 pm
FAIL? I'm the oen who had electric powers!


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 17 June, 2009, 08:59:39 pm
lolpurplescourge

FAIL? I'm the oen who had electric powers!

OEN


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 17 June, 2009, 09:00:36 pm
*looks at spring*

I'm a man writing a book about how to fail in case people desperately need to fail, and MM is the primary source. I've also sent him to hell about a thousand times.

Okay, okay...that's great. About how long have you been preparing for this book slash sending Masterman to Hell? Oh, and could I get your name and occupation please?


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 17 June, 2009, 09:11:12 pm
*looks at spring*

I'm a man writing a book about how to fail in case people desperately need to fail, and MM is the primary source. I've also sent him to hell about a thousand times.

Okay, okay...that's great. About how long have you been preparing for this book slash sending Masterman to Hell? Oh, and could I get your name and occupation please?

I'd say about half a year now. And my name is Erik, occupation is paleontologist and bane of Masterman's life.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 17 June, 2009, 09:16:59 pm
Let's see here...favorite memory you've had that relates to Masterman or you sending him to Hell? It seems that he goes there a lot. And do you want your name Erik, Rick, Ricky, etc.?

*takes out notepad; clicks pen as Masterman appears nearby*


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 17 June, 2009, 09:21:11 pm
Go with Erik.

As for a favorite memory, that's hard to decide. I've been abl to accurately make calls about what he has next to him at two seperate times, much to his fear. Also, having the Express Lane to Hell built just because of how many times I've put him there was a great honor.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 17 June, 2009, 09:26:44 pm
*writes this all down*

Alright, that's basically all I need...

*sees Masterman coming closer*

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2i7y9af.gif)


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 17 June, 2009, 09:30:35 pm
Glad I could help.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 17 June, 2009, 09:30:49 pm
The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
The Apocalypse (White Flame of the Dancing Moon X: Last of a Dying Breed )
The Fallen (White Flame of the Dancing Moon XI: Hell's Final Call)

Aftermath Saga

The Aftermath (White Flame of the Dancing Moon XII: Shattered Metal)
The Aftermath (WFotDM XIII: Shards of the Future)
The Glory (WFotDM XIV: A New Empire)
The Peace (WFotDM XV: Compromise)
The Dream (WFotDM XVI: The Next Generation)
The Other Days (WFotDM XVII: Tears of a Master)

Hell Saga (Non-Canon)

The Depths (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun I: Satan's Wish)
The Depths (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun II: Nightmare)
The Depths (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun III: Styx is that Way!)
The Burning (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun IV: Hades and Cerberus)
The Unholy (Golden Fist of the Singing Sun V: Curtain Call)
The first is the main saga?


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 17 June, 2009, 09:40:04 pm
Yeah.

For the love of Ray J, Spring STOP WRITING NOTES.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 17 June, 2009, 10:01:48 pm
http://newbrawlersparadise.wikispaces.com/Masterman%27s+Failure+Topics

Need help filling in the main saga.

I remember The Final Explosion, but I'm not sure which was it.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 17 June, 2009, 10:26:07 pm
The Final Explosion (WFotDM III: Blood of a Saiyan)
Or was it Tears of a Saiyan?

The Burst (WFotDM IV: Living Legend)

The Eruption (WFotDM V: Blazing Velocity)


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 17 June, 2009, 10:28:40 pm
All this, only to portray just how much we own him.

Oh, and how Scourge sucks.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 17 June, 2009, 10:35:40 pm
*rubs stomach*
Mmm...Salty. For. DINNER


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 17 June, 2009, 10:36:01 pm
HEHEH, MY SUGGESTION FOR A NAME CAME TO FRUITION.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 17 June, 2009, 10:37:05 pm
MASTERMAN,MASTERMAN

*front flips towards MM, equipping and dual wielding camera and recorder before landing*

When did you get back from Hell? Are you planning on returning any time soon? Are you and Scourge as one, or just good friends? A book is being written about your exploits; what do you make of that? Are you considering doing an autobiography of your life? If not, what kind of account of your life can we expect in the future?


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 17 June, 2009, 10:41:55 pm
Today. Yes. As one. That's just dandy. Maybe, with plenty of YEEASH and Dinner. My life here sucks. Cause it's always being held by Satan.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 17 June, 2009, 10:43:40 pm
UPDATED

I noted you reused some names, so I added "Part #", change them if you want.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 June, 2009, 10:37:54 am
*comes on at work*


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 18 June, 2009, 10:42:43 am
BWAHAHAH. YOU CAME!??!?!

*signals for your boss* FIRE HIM.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 June, 2009, 11:04:45 am
They would never fire me, I'm the only work study student who actually works.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 18 June, 2009, 11:07:29 am
CURSES. FOILED AGAIN. IT BURNS!!


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 June, 2009, 11:07:47 am
*laughs, works*


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 18 June, 2009, 11:15:11 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX1_LKXuDmA
FOUL

*watches this* *alone*
*waits for Omar*
DINNER.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 June, 2009, 11:21:04 am
You don't have to wait for Omar. He's always on at Random Junk.

Always.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 18 June, 2009, 04:56:41 pm
Indeed.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 18 June, 2009, 05:54:58 pm
Get out of my profile!






















































or else you will DIE.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 June, 2009, 05:56:53 pm
lolMayonnaiseMan


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 18 June, 2009, 06:08:59 pm
lolMayoman


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 18 June, 2009, 06:14:29 pm
XD
MAMA LU-OMAR!!!??? GHAAHAHAHAAHAH
DINNER.

**** TEST??!?!?!?! (.)_(.)


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 June, 2009, 06:15:20 pm
lolMinestroneMan


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 18 June, 2009, 06:15:49 pm
XD
MAMA LU-OMAR!!!??? GHAAHAHAHAAHAH
DINNER.

**** TEST??!?!?!?! (.)_(.)
shut up


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 18 June, 2009, 06:19:40 pm
Toats FOR DINNER.

It is written, only Omar can-
make-
DINNER.-
Or else Floyd will DIE.

I gotta find a good one.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 June, 2009, 06:24:41 pm
Toats FOR DINNER.

It is written, only Omar can-
make-
DINNER.-
Or else Floyd will DIE.

I gotta find a good one.

Toats?


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 18 June, 2009, 06:36:21 pm
You know what I mean. It was supposed to be "Toast."
n_n


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 June, 2009, 06:47:28 pm
lolToats


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 18 June, 2009, 06:59:21 pm
lolMayonnaiseMan

*has an idea*


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 June, 2009, 07:01:23 pm
An idea you say?


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 18 June, 2009, 07:48:10 pm
I'd like to hear it.


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 20 June, 2009, 02:34:19 pm
MAYO-NNAISE


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: HyperOmar on 20 June, 2009, 02:55:21 pm
MAYO MAN


Title: Re: The Meltdown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VII: Ambitions of a Hero)
Post by: Masterman on 20 June, 2009, 07:00:49 pm
I hate mayonaise. Although, there was one time. I was small. I mixed mayonaise with barbeque sauce and called it Barbenaise Sauce. I'd charge a quarter to fill up a student's mini-cup. Made profits at school. Although, it didn't come without a reprocussion..

I also made a substance called Happy C. Kool-Aid Powder + Sugar + Ice Cube Trey + Freezer = Money.


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 20 June, 2009, 07:47:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-swlx9z2O0

.


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Styles on 20 June, 2009, 08:23:48 pm
I hate mayonaise. Although, there was one time. I was small. I mixed mayonaise with barbeque sauce and called it Barbenaise Sauce. I'd charge a quarter to fill up a student's mini-cup. Made profits at school. Although, it didn't come without a reprocussion..

I also made a substance called Happy C. Kool-Aid Powder + Sugar + Ice Cube Trey + Freezer = Money.
lol and when the drug-dog searched you all we could see was powder seeping down your shorts since you tried to hide the powder up your ass. xD that was an awesome day. Even the principle chuckled at your failure.


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Styles on 20 June, 2009, 08:25:15 pm
Tekkaman BladE? Well, i'll be Tekkaman Dagger then.


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Styles on 20 June, 2009, 08:26:00 pm
Although the anime was quite bad.


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: HyperOmar on 20 June, 2009, 08:26:46 pm
xDF


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 20 June, 2009, 09:25:14 pm
I hate mayonaise. Although, there was one time. I was small. I mixed mayonaise with barbeque sauce and called it Barbenaise Sauce. I'd charge a quarter to fill up a student's mini-cup. Made profits at school. Although, it didn't come without a reprocussion..

I also made a substance called Happy C. Kool-Aid Powder + Sugar + Ice Cube Trey + Freezer = Money.
lol and when the drug-dog searched you all we could see was powder seeping down your shorts since you tried to hide the powder up your ass. xD that was an awesome day. Even the principle chuckled at your failure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHkxt76FWY


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 20 June, 2009, 10:01:40 pm
(http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/01f660fec76193b5056a9a5db7c5bded1227098610_full.jpg)

TEKKAMAN...PEGAS BLASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: HyperOmar on 20 June, 2009, 10:32:47 pm
TEKKAMAN...PINGAS BLASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Styles on 21 June, 2009, 12:37:56 am
Type in "masterman" 0n google. Go to the second page and there should be a wiki of him in Marvel Comics. Read it. And read it now. Roflmao i wonder what they have on Styles?


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 21 June, 2009, 11:48:24 pm
Super Robot Taisen W is pure beast. Even though I don't understand a damn thing they're saying..(following script translation) it's an awesome game. Never knew Voltron was so pwn. I hope I get Mazinger back.

TEKKAMAN...PINGAS BLASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 21 June, 2009, 11:50:13 pm
Who are all these Tekkamans? O_O

Oh ****.


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 21 June, 2009, 11:52:59 pm
Detonator Orgun always shows up to take my kills!!


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 22 June, 2009, 01:09:46 am
A flying sergeant teddy bear with ejectable arms and a samurai sword?

...

*mains*


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 22 June, 2009, 01:23:38 am
Charlie Murphy?


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 22 June, 2009, 02:54:39 am
...What the **** are you talking about?


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 22 June, 2009, 09:20:36 am
Super Robot Taisen W


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 22 June, 2009, 09:22:29 am
You shoulda seen me at like 2:30 A.M.

I had a survival campaign with 9 guests. It involved 25 posts of talking to myself until Gaffit provided salvation.
A mod can find it.


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 22 June, 2009, 10:26:28 am
Charlie Murphy?

GET YOUR BASKETBALL ON


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 22 June, 2009, 10:41:56 am
(http://www.asd.k12.ak.us/schools/mears/pages/Student_Pages/04_05_2nd_Sem/1st_period/jo_zach/Pictures/_Dave_Chappelle_As_Prince.jpg)


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 22 June, 2009, 10:45:18 am
(http://3.media.tumblr.com/VOkW9Xavwoa33u2zM7koaznwo1_500.jpg)


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Masterman on 22 June, 2009, 10:55:43 am
(http://www.tvland.com/photogallery/photos/Sanford123a.jpg)


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 22 June, 2009, 10:58:43 am
(http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/DSCF2730.jpg)


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: HyperOmar on 22 June, 2009, 03:31:34 pm
lole


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 22 June, 2009, 04:02:04 pm
*Dark Brain appears and tentacle-rapes MM*


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: HyperOmar on 22 June, 2009, 04:24:08 pm
(http://www.comicbooks.westumulka.com/masterman/images/mastercomics1.jpg)


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 22 June, 2009, 04:40:39 pm
(http://www.comicbooks.westumulka.com/masterman/images/mastercomics1.jpg)
FISSION MAILED


Title: Re: The Crash (White Flame of the Dancing Moon VIII: Reflection)
Post by: HyperOmar on 22 June, 2009, 04:41:29 pm
AND HOW


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 03 July, 2009, 02:36:16 am
There's an add for Jonas Bros. Sibling Rivalry Sweepstakes on this page.





'~'


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Adol the Red on 03 July, 2009, 07:51:05 pm
lol


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 03 July, 2009, 08:08:37 pm
*gets hit in the eye with brick thrown by and explosion from the MM being pummeled straight into Hell; wears eye patch now*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 03 July, 2009, 08:12:59 pm
What!? *was sitting in recliner smoking pipe* *bubbles are seen everywhere*

*gets up and drops robe*

*The view you have witnessed has blinded your other eye*
*dropkicks Omar out of nowhere* *looks at Adol* *motions over*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 14 July, 2009, 12:11:31 am
She wants me, she wants me...
She be jumpin up and and down trynna fit that ass in
Took her half an hour to get that belt to fasten

Cause we like herrrrrr
And we like her toooo!
And we like herrrrrr
And we like her tooooooOOoooo


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 14 July, 2009, 01:00:52 am
*working eye recovers and takes footage of MM's rap*

_O


*camera lens cracks*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 July, 2009, 10:25:22 am
*stares*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 30 September, 2009, 06:19:58 pm
eleb


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Adol the Red on 30 September, 2009, 08:57:44 pm
*spins*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 30 September, 2009, 09:04:45 pm
lolMattress


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 30 September, 2009, 09:29:51 pm
Wherever I go I find stuff like this.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 30 September, 2009, 09:40:45 pm
Wherever you have been, I will have been there first.

Especially inside your mother.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 30 September, 2009, 09:41:49 pm
'course.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Maniac234678 on 30 September, 2009, 09:54:42 pm
What's with this retarded topic title?


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 30 September, 2009, 09:58:50 pm
What's with this retarded topic title?
Masterman.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 01 October, 2009, 07:17:04 pm
Level of pleasedness: rising.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 01 October, 2009, 08:59:06 pm
*walks by topic* *is a normal pedestrian minding his own business, consumed in the everyday lifestyle of the average joe*

*sips coffee from mug and reads newspaper, sitting in comfortable chair in "Strider's Kitchen". (his diner)

Hiryu: Wassup, D?
D-Boy: Bah, chillin. Those fools and their issues. I want no part of it.
Hiryu: You've been part of it for 2 years now. Your deaths complete the cycle of that one city whose name I've forgotten...
D: Random ****?
Hiryu: No...


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 01 October, 2009, 09:01:03 pm
*appears from nowhere* The cheese is on position. *disappears*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 01 October, 2009, 09:09:42 pm
*Pokes head up*

Mr. Bates, reporting in.

*Head disappears*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 01 October, 2009, 09:13:17 pm
Hiryu: D, get back out there. You're doing no good as an everyday commoner, go back to fighting aimlessly.
D: *slams mug on table* NO GOD DAMMIT.
Scourge: Do it.
Weregarurumon: Yeah.
Noctis: It's the only way.
Noob Saibot: ...
Steve Fox: They want to try you, guv!
Magma Dragoon: Go for it.
Demyx: ROCK ON....Masterman

*name echoes as screen goes black, is seen lying in the middle of a field, drenched by the pouring rain where I was defeated a while ago*

*heart boils with courage, it roars with 1000 beats*

*bursts with power as a concussive overload obliterates the area around me*

*eyes burn with the fury of determination*

*jingles hat*

The Inferno Heart, lives forever.

*slightly different aura* *more of a holyish aura, insane smile fades, and for once feels complete*

...But one thing remains unchanged.

I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YOU GOSH DAMMIT. COME AT MEEEEE!!!!!

...

...

His brain.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 01 October, 2009, 09:14:42 pm
*rolls into scene with a shotgun*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 01 October, 2009, 09:17:12 pm
So, it's MM time once again, is it?

Then I suppose that you'll be needing... THIS CHAIR.

THIS CHAIR IS AN EYESORE. THISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIR


*At every repetition of the phrase "This Chair" MM is hit by a chair fired at lightspeed*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 01 October, 2009, 09:21:30 pm
*everytime chair hits*
Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ou-

*falls backwards and sinks into the earth, only to reappear rising behind you and finding your weakness*

As I recall.....

/b/

TAKE THAT!


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 01 October, 2009, 09:22:39 pm
*doesn't even know what it means, but knows it has something to do with 4ch*



Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 01 October, 2009, 09:23:27 pm
... *drinks from soda can*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 01 October, 2009, 09:25:28 pm
*physical copy of self crushes your soda can and uses the cap to rake your eyeball out*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 01 October, 2009, 09:26:39 pm
*is made of solid metal*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 01 October, 2009, 09:27:21 pm
/b/ is not my weakness, MM.

IT IS MY STRENGTH!! (and my own personal army, but that's another story)

*Shoves MM's head into Goatse's ass*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 01 October, 2009, 09:32:28 pm
/b/leh.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 01 October, 2009, 09:33:19 pm
*muffles words* WHAT!? I'VE BEEN LIED TO! Upgraded, you fool! YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS HIS WEAKNESS!!!

...
I'll be back. Tomorrow. THEN THE REAL BATTLE BEGINS.
I've gotta go...

...

...

Study...for a test...AND YOUR WEAKNESSES!!! *drops smoke bombs as I teleport to Hell*

...
EDIT: I ****ING BEASTED MYSELF WITH BOMBS.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 01 October, 2009, 09:36:40 pm
I ****ED MYSELF WITH BOMBS.
Oh you.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 01 October, 2009, 09:36:52 pm
You're always delaying the inevitable, Masterman.

Fake alarm is always good for you, right?


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 01 October, 2009, 09:44:36 pm
Delaying the inevitable?

...

Not even going to lie, it's the truth. But, once I can concentrate and explode with ideas, I will play my trump card. My hand is looking vicious, and the stakes are high. I call High Spades. You'll need one for your grave. Or, I'll just Royal Flush you, down the Toilet of Intestinal Corruption!!

*runs off before you can retaliate, this time with feeling*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 01 October, 2009, 09:45:26 pm
But really though, I might ask you guys for help tomorrow, I hate proofs...


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 01 October, 2009, 09:45:55 pm
Puss.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 01 October, 2009, 09:49:20 pm
Hmm...


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 01 October, 2009, 09:50:02 pm
Masterman concentrating on ideas...

Waterfalls going up.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Adol the Red on 02 October, 2009, 02:52:40 pm
lol MMbrainstorming


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 02 October, 2009, 09:38:05 pm
Back like Candlejack!


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 02 October, 2009, 09:39:02 pm
*Candlejack drags MM to hell*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Masterman on 02 October, 2009, 09:44:16 pm
Damn...*pouts*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 02 October, 2009, 09:51:31 pm
*Walks away*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: HyperOmar on 02 October, 2009, 10:18:52 pm
Masterman died in 3 posts, DB made MM's death factible... original indeed.


Title: Re: The Universe (White Flame of the Dancing Moon X: Orbital Symphony)
Post by: Scourge the Hedgehog on 03 December, 2011, 09:02:23 am
:'(


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 03 December, 2011, 01:10:51 pm
*hugs masterman*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: ganonfloyd on 03 December, 2011, 01:18:08 pm
Oh god, the good fucking times roll.


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 03 December, 2011, 02:14:24 pm
*Funky guitar*


Title: Re: The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 03 December, 2011, 02:21:26 pm
Oh god, the good fucking times roll.

Not anymore though