Ultimate Paradise

This is the topic where I'll talk about all of the anime/manga that I've recently read/seen. Of course, seeing as how it's me, this will mostly be about manga.

Firstly, I've just recently finished reading my way through all of the extant scanlations of Berserk. To put it simply, Berserk is the most GORY, ****ED UP, AND EPIC manga that I have read up to this moment. You think you've seen ****ed up worlds? You haven't read Berserk. You think you know characters who have bad **** happen to them? You haven't read Berserk. You think you've seen BFS's? You haven't read Berserk. You think that the combat in your favorite piece is gory and brutal? You haven't read Berserk. Not to mention, it has some of THE best manga artwork I have EVER SEEN. Worth. The. Time.

And, just today, I read the latest chapter of Kuroshi-tsuji. Black Butler to you non-weeaboos. Now, I've been following this manga for a while, and I rather like it. However, this last chapter has not only managed to confirm some of my deepest suspicions about the nature of Ciel's backstory, it's actually set up the reveal of the nature of his servants that I've been expecting for some time now. And it is AWESOME.

~Salty

My cousin is obsessed with Berserk. I plan on reading the manga and watching the anime sometime. Isn't it really deep?

I'll put it this way. The anime covers about....half of the manga. And the manga is more than 200 chapters long. Deep....I'll leave that judgment up to you. However, it's very much a mature manga.

And, now for something new. I just caught up on a manga that piqued my interest a while ago, by the name of Franken Fran. The basic premise is that of Fran Madaraki, who quite resembles Frankenstein's Monster. She is a medical doctor, dedicated to saving peoples lives and fufilling their wishes. However, while she values life, she doesn't exactly comprehend the whole "quality of life" thing. As such, her results can be....messy. Not for the weak of stomach.

This topic needs moar pictures of cross-dressing Ciel.

*Punts Manic*

No, it doesn't.

...

AND now for something completely different.

I would like to introduce you to two new mangas for you to enjoy.

First up is Kekkaishi, a shounen manga about a boy from a clan of Kekkai (barrier) users, as well as his female counterpart, and their quest to protect Karasumori, their school/shrine. Jam-packed with good storytelling, interesting characters, and lots of fighting (it's suprising what they can do with barriers, I tell ya), not to mention an expansive backstory, this manga has run for over 250 chapters at last notice. And yes, it's a good shounen series.

And the other one is Zetman, a rather dark and gory Seinen manga. It follows the story of two children, Jin Kanzaki and Kouga Amagi, who just happen to be complete opposites, and their respective journeys to become heroes in their own way. Of course, since this is a Seinen manga, all does not go well. Filled with personal trauma, gratuitous death and dismemberment, and lectures about why you suck at the drop of the hat, there's barely enough room for the transforming artificial human fights. Oh, and did I mention that said transfoming creatures have an appetite for death and destruction? They do.

(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u221/sakura-san17/sample-559d3d13d9b721614e0f2c54b91d.jpg)

Yes, that is, in fact, the anime/manga I have been talking about. And as to what I was referring to before, about the nature of the Ciel's servants? Well, let me give you a little background before I give you the link that I have just recently acquired.

Now, the Phantomhive family (that would be Ciel) has five servants. One is the butler, Sebastian. He is not involved in this chapter, but he's VERY present in the rest of the manga, and he's already awesome.

As for the others:

• There is Tanaka, a rather Japanese servant, who happens to be Ciel's former butler, and is now mostly seen sipping tea and laughing, for no explained reason.
• There is Finni, a rather androgynous young boy who happens to be employed as a gardener, but, unfortunately, doesn't seem to know the first thing about gardening. He normally ends up killing all of the vegetation around him for one reason or another.
• Then there is the maid, Mey Lin. She dresses in a rather stereotypical French maid outfit, and seems to be have very bad eyesight, for all that she wears thick glasses (Meganekko, yum!) Unfortunately for her chosen position, she's rather clumsy and usually ends up breaking everything.
• And finally, there is Bard, the chef. Most chefs at least know how to cook. Not so, cries Bard. His exploits include an attempt to use a flamethrower to roast turkey. You can guess how that goes.

And then, there is this. http://www.onemanga.com/Kuroshitsuji/32/29/
Read on from that point until you run out, and you will see pure AWESOME.

More to come later.

Oh, they are, they are.

So I just finished watching Kaze no Stigma. A decent series, but not as good as I'd heard it was. Also, the pointlessly angsty tsundere was just annoying, no matter how she may be the main character.

Hm, I guess I should finish reading that...

Didn't look like it'd be anything mind-blowingly awesome, though.

My god, I've let this thing die. Guess I might as well post some new content. It's sure deserves at least that much.

So, I've recently been watching the English dub of Yumeria! Now, it's a typical harem anime, if a bit mixed with shounen, though that part's the least interesting part about it. The best part, at least in my own humble opinion, is how incredibly freakin' INSANE most of the main characters are, and how much lulz it brings to me. I swear, I laugh more watching 30 minutes in each episode than I usually do in a couple of days. Of course, I haven't finished it yet, but it's so good that I really don't want to.

Here's a little taste of Zetman. You might just get why I like it so much.

(http://media.onemanga.com/mangas/00000116/000257332/15.jpg)

THIS TOPIC NEEDS MORE MAYA AND AYA

Ayu and Mayu?

Wait, what?

Also, Ushio and Tora. You should read it or watch the anime. It doesn't look very good, but it's at least rewarding to watch it for the sheer comedy of the main character's interactions.

And I don't even want to get started on JJBA...

There's a manga I read once called Ayu Mayu. >_>
It's about this guy whose parents recently died or something and then he finds a couple of girls and one of them is his sister. I can't remember the outcome though...

Art being bad isn't a problem for me... A lot of things I read don't look that great. So, I'll throw it into my list.

My word. This latest chapter of Break Blade is incredibly badass.

*Goes to read it*

I find myself quite liking Luck Stealer. It's a pity that there are so few chapters out, but it seems that it's finally starting an arc.

On another note, I just finished reading Hollow Fields. It's a cutesy-type art style, very moe and such, but I quite liked the subject matter, short though it was. You'd like it, DB.

Sounds like something I'd like... I'll check it out when I'm not on a school computer.

Break Blade anime? This is most righteous!

Do want.

Netero. Is. Bad. Ass.

Good thing it's finally off hiatus.

Heh heh heh.

So, recently. This is probably going to be a bit long, my droogies, so viddy well.

I greatly enjoy Soul Eater. As such, this latest chapter makes me feel all warm inside. First we have ACTION, and I finally figured out that Justin was a guillotine. There were probably hints before that, but I never saw it. Besides the ending of the last chapter. And then there's a little arc warning, what with the jealousy and the witches. And finally, my favorite four pages of the chapter. With INVERSE DAT ASS guy and DtK. He's so hilarious.

Now, some manga you'll probably never have heard of. Psyren, and Ushio to Tora. Ushio to Tora has been around for quite a while, but only recently have there been scanlations released for it, so I'm happy, especially since it was an anime that I encountered and enjoyed in my childhood.

Psyren, on the otherhand, is relatively new. It's got over a hundred chapters, so it logically must be over two years old now. Sure doesn't feel that way. Blah blah blah it's shounen. But good shounen. I suppose the best way to describe it would be that it's like Bleach. But back when Bleach was good, without all the focus on the massive amounts of Soul Reapers and neglect of Ichigo's cadre. And it doesn't have a Captain Broken, either. But mostly, what I like about it is that it's a story that deals with time travel. And it's awesome. The dating could've used a bit of work, but it's fiction so eh.

Oh yeah, somebody finally finished up some (low-quality) scan/lations of several of the .hack mangas, and the ending of the s.CRY.ed one. So I was happy. Mostly because manga s.CRY.ed is totally different from the anime. It feels more like JJBA. But with camp. Lots and lots of deliciously hilarious camp.

Also, I would so buy this.
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/764979695_mxWkk-X1.jpg)

lol, awesome.

And I'm pretty sure Justin used his Guillotine powers before... Back when they were fighting the golem thing and chainsaw-man.

And you know, I think I've heard of both of those manga... >_>

He used his powers before. They looked kind of like razor blades coming out of his forearms. Not very indicative of a guillotine, in my mind. Not like all the chains and blocks and pendulum blades in this chapter.

And I said obscure. You probably heard of Ushio and Tora because I recommended it to you. Psyren's getting more popular, but it's still fairly low-profile.

Eh, whatever.

I just for some reason always thought that Justin was a Guillotine... Maybe someone mentioned it? I can't remember anymore.

I'm further in Black Lagoon than Spring is hur hur hur.

Mmmmm, I'm really starting to like Bloody Cross.

There's even new Drifters and Psyren. So good stuff. Especially Drifters. Kohta Hirano is the man, even if his plots (or the scanlators) are hard to make sense of.

Or so you claim.

Anyways, I just finished the latest updates of Project:Arms. Now, since I'd only caught on to the manga right before I started reading it, and it's nearing the end of it's storyline, that means I had to marathon about 20 volumes or so. I managed it in about 2...3 days. More like just 2. Very interesting read. I like the art style too.

And now I'm catching up on the latest Muyho and Roji chapters. Quite good.

Hmm. Suspenseful Claymore is suspenseful.

TODAY HAS BEEN A GOOD DAY FOR MANGA

FIRST SOME MORE USHIO AND TORA

THEN THE RETURN OF VERITAS, WHICH IS **** AWESOMESWEETNESS

AND NOW THERE'S EVEN D.GRAY-MAN, WITHOUT IT'S CUSTOMARY CONFUSING-AS-**** CLUTTERED VISUALS

Today is a good day for manga.

Ushio to Tora. Goddam. Was totally not expecting that. Guess that finally provides a good plot reason for Ushio being such a **** pimp. I expect more awesome. Especially from Ushio as he is now.

I'm going to come out and admit this. I love Hajimeto no Aku. Yeah, it's shoujo and perhaps moe, but...dammit, it makes me laugh and such far too much to not be good.

More Hyde and Closer, Rappi Rangai, and Defense Devil. Mmmm.

And we finally get a flashback where Shigwen admits it. 'Bout damn time.

Huh. More Kanokon. Might as well start reading that again. Then again, might not.

Also, I really need to pick up MiXiM again. I like Noboyuki Anzai's work too much. I owe it to myself.

Didn't you say something about a Break Blade anime? because I would totally be interested...

Also, Kanokon. What is that like? I know it's at least kinda popular...

Apparently they're making one. I saw a trailer for it. Looked pretty cool.

And Kanokon is...ecchi. With a little bit of harem and shounen thrown in for good measure. But mostly ecchi.

Got a link? Not that I can't look it up myself...

So it's something I would read then... >_>

nvm, found it myself

Looks like it's gonna be 6 movies instead of a traditional series...

Huh. That's odd.

And yes.

Oh, so we ARE on the same page. I was just checkin' by pissing you off.

Now for more manga review.

Zero: Circle of Flow, huh? Dammit, the plot in these thing always confuses me. And it's not helped much by this shitty scanlation.

Psyren...a slow chappy. Meh, at least it looks like it'll be coming to a climax of this arc fairly soon.

More lulzy Hajimete no Aku. Especially that second-to-last scene or so. Hilarity.

Awesome Ushio to Tora. Awesome. Shigure's name is now officially Helidad. Because that was awesome and he's awesome too.

Amusing Medaka Box. Sode-chan is so delightfully evil. It's like if I were a manga character. Only female. And with an ahoge. And some crazily rich and powerful grandfathernope, got that. And crazy yet-to-be-defined powers.

More Freezing. Yum.

And finally, more Jojo's. Oh god, now the religious symbolism finally kicks into high gear. And something of a Persona 3 reference, to my eyes.

Whew. Project Arms has finally been finished and posted. And I just finished reading it.

I only have one thing to say.

Dee. ****. Am.

This thing should be required reading for anybody who ever seriously wants to get into the manga and anime scene. The art is excellent, the story (though it fails at technobabble sometimes) is engaging, and...dammit, this thing is a classic of manga. I love it so hard. I actually almost had an emotion at the ending scene.

Also, Ryo's dad is officially THE most badass character in the manga. And he's a minor character at that! He's just so damn badass that is shine's through.

Salty almost had an emotion? It must be good...

So I just marathoned all of the Bokurano chapters in under one day.

Um...how do I describe this...

Definitely a Bizzle manga. Seriously. If he doesn't read this next time he's looking for something, Imma keel him.

I should get around to finishing Bokurano one of these days. Good stuff.

I ALREADY WATCHED THE ANIME AND IT DIDN'T DEPRESS ME THAT MUCH. AND I DOUBT THE MANGA COULD GET ANY MORE DEPRESSING, AND IF IT DOES, IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE JUST THE GLOOMY-MAKE-ME-FEEL-LIKE-CRAP KIND RATHER THAN THE BAWWW KIND.

IT DOESN'T INVOLVE GIRLS WITH DEFORMED FACES SO YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT BAWWW AT IT

HURR

ORIGHT I FORGOT BIZZLE'S BAWW INVOLVES MORE MOE THAN IT DOES EMOTION

MONSTER
BUSOU RENKIN
CHRNO CRUSADE
COWBOY BEBOP
DARKER THAN BLACK
EUREKA 7
FATE/STAY NIGHT
FULL METAL PANIC
BLACK LAGOON
5 CM PER SECOND
GHOST IN THE SHELL
GUNGRAVE
MILLENNIUM ACTRESS
EVANGELION
REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA
SHIN MAZINGER
IDEON
GURREN LAGANN
BIRDY THE MIGHTY
GUNBUSTER
DIEBUSTER
TRIGUN
WELCOME TO THE NHK!
YU YU HAKUSHO
ZEGAPAIN

YEAH, THOSE ARE ALL REALLY MOE

I have a desire to go find a picture of moe kamina. Just to make people rage.

shin mazinger wut

I can't imagine you bawwwing at those and not Bokurano.

LORELEI ARC

I DID BAWW AT A COUPLE PARTS OF BOKURANO, I THINK, BUT IT WASN'T VERY MUCH BAWW.

HOW IN THE **** DID YOU MANAGE TO BAWW AT GITS AND NOT BOKURANO

BOKURANO WAS JUST GLOOMY OVERALL. THERE NEEDS TO BE FOCUSED, HARD HITTING MOMENTS TO REALLY BRING OUT THE BAWW. THERE WAS ONE, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT. THE PART WITH THE *SPOILERS*GIRL DYING RIGHT AFTER HER MOTHER GIVES BIRTH AND SHE'S IMAGINING SHE'S HOLDING THE BABY. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I DON'T RECALL ANYTHING.

SOMEHOW BIZZLE'S BAWW SENSORS SEEM TO HAVE FAILED UTTERLY

WHATEV

http://www.mangafox.com/manga/ushio_to_tora/v12/c105/12.html

MANLY

GOD DAMN I LOVE DANCE IN THE VAMPIRE BUND

AND VERITAS...(http://media.onemanga.com/mangas/00002302/000287572/05.jpg)

**** BISHIE DARTH VADER.

AND THEN THERE'S MORE LUCIFER AND BISCUIT HAMMER. FINALLY. LOVE THIS MANGA

AND MORE USHIO TO TORA. BADASS. BADASS IN THE EXTREME.

CANUTE'S DONE GOT TO BE AN ****. AND KILLED OFF THE COMPETITION TOO.

MMMMMMM BREAK BLADE HAS LYGATTO TO THE RESCUE IN SUPERCOOL GUY MODE

Ah, Dogs. One of those series where I simply wish that it had a better translation team, though that one guy does the best that he can. Props to him, but I still wish I had more Luki and Noki.

Cavalier of the Abyss, and finally continuity! Wonder how long it's been since Immortal Regis. No matter, what I'm more concerned with is this thing finally getting a decent translator who can make sense of the text, and...old characters, with old motivations.

More Samidare, hmhmhmmmm...

Damn this is one long flashback in HandxRed...I'm wondering what's up with the release schedule...

Chapter 78's finally out, and I now have proof that Spring's an asshat. Also lolsawyer. Much more lolsawyer than ever before.

And in Stan Lee's new comic starring a guy who looks exactly like Stan Lee would if he were in manga and totally not old or anything as the villain, WE'VE ENTERED AN INFINITE RECURSION OF TIME!

Oh god Samidare. I love it so much. Anima is deadpan lulz, and then...

(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd252/SaltyKracka/11.jpg)

Lol, been thinking of reading that...

Meh, evil team with ridiculous nicknames. Still wondering what's up with Kabuto though.

Ah, more romantic entanglements with alternate identities that are incredibly see-through. Such a good manga, even though it might count as moe trash.

Ushio, Tora, and a new arc already. With TIME TRAVEL! Ah, will the tropes never cease?

And the clincher, vehicle-based Natsu! I do like Fireball!Natsu, though Lucy being completely useless yet again kind of dashed my hopes.

Tsunderes again.

"Ah, he didn't learn his lesson after all!"

Aaaaaaand suspense building.

Lawl, epic cockblockery.

That chapter of HunterXHunter was sooooooo gay.

Lygatto was awesome. ****. Awesome.

Damn, that was badass. This needs an anime. Like, now.

I will be reading Mousou Kikoku. Just because that was absolutely lulzy.

Oh god Last Order.

I may just have to marathon MariaHolic. That first episode was just too good.

Genderbending, hadaka apron, and Cthulu references in one chapter? Salty like.

Interest.

Latest Soul Eater.

didn't get to that yet...

Oh lol... Female Soul is cute >_>

Lol'd at female Black Star pretty much being himself with boobs, since they changed based on their likes...

It's kinda funny once you get it, but Female Soul is everything Maka isn't. And Maka's just like Soul was.

I lol'd at female Kilik, Liz, and Patty though. Especially Liz and Patty.

Yeah, those two were hilarious.

I have just found Anime Tenchou manga. I repeat, Anime Tenchou manga. This is a great day in the life of me.

http://www.mangafox.com/manga/anime_tenchou/

Lawl, **** camera ninja.

Lulz, Tomino.

That was both hilarious and absolutely incomprehensible.

*Reads FT*

**** YEAH GO AND KICK SUM FUCKIN' ASS!

HOO-RAH! *Crushes beer can against forehead with one hand while ripping a phonebook in half with the other*

Thor is a motherfucking pimp.

And then Sasori Banchou had to go and make me lol. Dammit, that was funny.

**** yes! More Ubel Blatt.

Oh god it's awesome tiem

"No, she used Twitter"

Man oh man that absolutely made my day.

Was much better than latest BL

Same with new Ubel Blatt and HxH

*Just found out what this was about*

*lol'd*

lolcats

**** YES EPIC CHOPPER TIEM

AND HAS LOLI TO BOOT

what

Holy ****! That guy actually got his own series?!? *puts on list to eventually read*

The Breaker. That's what.

(http://img-a.onemanga.com/mangas/00003672/000317632/28.jpg)

Made my damn day.

What manga is that?

Elemental Gelade, but you might know it better as "Ridiculously bad Engrish title"

Eremental Gerard? <_<

I've heard of it, wondered if I should give it a read...

It's decent for the most part, though marred by mediocre translations and the author's incredibly incomprehensible language.

Moments like the one I posted tend to shine, however.

DELICIOUS CAEK MAKES THE DITZ GO BACKSTORY

*Injects REAL LIGHTENING into topic*

IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE!!!!

So, most of the rest of the chapters of Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer got posted up today. Epic conclusion is **** epic. Seriously, somebody should give this guy a lifetime contract and make anime out of all his ****. How this isn't already licensed and being made into one boggles my mind.

In other news, I've discovered Trace. It's like manga, but it's Korean. And posted on the web. And **** AWESOME. I love it.

FIZZBITCH

Mmmm that reminds me.

More manga that I's found.

Replica (Needs moar luv. And chappies)

Metallica Metaluca (Fairly standard shonen, but I like it)

And I've been catching up on Needless. Manga is a lot better than the anime.

Ah, I was hoping there were still more chapters. That certainly was epic, but there's not enough conclusion yet...

Well obviously it's not over just yet.

Oh **** yes, Honse.

Oh that is so officially epic.

Damn. Ageha dun got sum epic raeg.

Oh yes. Oh yes. Ohhhhh YES.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*Has awesome seizure*

What is this?!

Is this?

*Seizure ends*

...

*Hyper mode begins*

YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YESSSSS!!!

*Runs up the side of the Burj Dubai while fighting off ninjas on jet-powered skis with a rocket launcher whose payload splits into multiple warheads that each shoot swords that all explode when they impact*

*With O Fortuna and Dies Irae playing in the background*

*Reaches the top of the tower, only to jump up, ripping it out of the ground, spinning it, and using it to DRILL THROUGH THE **** MOON*

I AM SO PUMPED FOR THIS ****

Psyren is everything that Bleach should have been.

Goku Mikoto

I just saw a loli fish out a shark easily 20x as large as she is using a spiked flail as a fishing rod.

Oh, and the shark was wearing a white tunic. And speaking English.

While she was in a speeding pickup truck. On a crumbling bridge.

And then then the shark reached escape velocity.

Needless to say, my day is complete.

I like the sound of this.

You should.

Man, everybody in this **** manga is ten tons of **** up.

Oh Girge, you so crazy.

**** yes crazy-eye Kenichi is so badass.

lol, shotachai

And now for the criticism. No. Just...no. You do NOT put titties in a dramatic scene. That was not only a dramatic scene, it may quite simply be the...3rd most dramatic scene in the manga thus far, and then the author has to go and ruin it with **** titties. That is just wrong.

lolmedicine

The Incredible HulkMakarov

AAAAAAAAHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH

ho-lee crap

So anyways I've been watching Mushishi. Pretty good, if slow and melancholy. Looks absolutely beautiful, and Ginko is surprisingly cool.

I watched the first episode of Mushishi, it was pretty good, but for some reason never felt like watching more.

MUSHISHI IS AMAZING

YES I KNOW

Merry Angstmas, Ganta-kuuun :3

Sweet lord.

This manga is so badass I just put a 10-year old through puberty by making him read it.

His beard is kinda funny.

wut

The first chapter dropped his balls and his voice by two octaves.

It's simply that badass.

what manga is it

I'm afraid I can't tell you.

If I did, you might read it.

And then you'd be manly.

And everybody knows that we can't have that.

would you rather have me ogle moe stuff and go on and on about it

because i can do that too

But that's you

manly isn't you

it'd be like if ESH swore off moe

or if Adol swore off sexy stuff and rpgs

you have a solid point there

it'd be like if spring actually had taste in music

oh snap

actually i figure i might as well tell you anyways

just to see what happens

I've been reading Getter Robo Go

let's see what happens indeed

well yeah that was badass alright

I can't wait to watch all this darker than black and be a useless piece of **** all day

Is it wrong if I found the absolute best part of the series so far (up to ep 18 now) episodes 7-10 with Kurusawa?

First, reading this is now a required chapter in the process of becoming a badass.

Second, victorian zombies. ****. Awesome.

Haha.... Me without moe....

You know there was a time I didn't watch anime about 2 and a half years ago....

The thing is it was the moe stuff that got me into it.... I mean the first anime I watched was Haruhi.... Well I did watch anime before that but that was like the usual stuff like Dragonball Z, Cardcaptor Sakura and Yu-Gi-Oh.... Stuff like that you'd watch as a kid....

But yeah the real deal started with Haruhi.... By the way I just watched the film.... But I'll leave that for my topic....

Fuckin' Naze.

pfff garden guardian

I'D KNOW THOSE TITTIES ANYWHERE!

and then jiga rapeface

oh lol drillraep

This is a triumph. I'm making a note here; huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

New fran. Not that creepy. Or maybe I'm just...becoming immune.

The mix of the last the posts...

Oh, you'd be surprised.

Oh Gantaeverybody, you so traumatized.

Oh titties. How we love you so.

Tree missiles. Tree. Missiles.

God I love this mangaka so much.

Oh Rin, you so lulzy.

Hey Robocto...water...monster...snake...thing. USE HYDRO PUMP!

O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others.

O damned soul, wallowing in your sin.

Perhaps...it is time to die...

Now, welcome to Cuntpunching 101 with your teacher, Touma Kirijou.

Lesson One: Punch the ****.

http://www.mangafox.com/manga/to_aru_majutsu_no_index/v08/c042/13.html
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/to_aru_majutsu_no_index/v08/c042/21.html

Worthless NEET army.

Sachura-tan moe~

**** robots

oh lol

Norihiro Yagi ololololololololololololololololo

Huh. Always knew she was the man in that relationship.

I swear to god Sakaki is a **** parody of Kenshiro.

he most likely is

I can't wait 'till Apachai shows up with his missing eye and hueg chest scar

and still acts silly

Now if only Kensei starts using random objects during all of his fight scenes...

Oh ffs grell.

So the Ishiyama team just won an FPS match against an army of magically-enhanced and cheating demon maids and their shitty NEET army because the guy with the most ridiculous hair just bought the game and then they formed Voltron and punched the other team out.

Best single chapter of this manga yet.

Aaaaand then JJBA just introduced my favorite new power in this **** storyline of wacky, hard to explain powers. And you know why it's my favorite? BECAUSE IT'S SIMPLE AND OBVIOUS AND DOESN'T NEED 10 PAGES OF EXPLANATION!

what power is that

The best power is STAAAAAAAAR PLATINUM

The power to turn your tears into a cutting implement and curse whatever part of an enemy's body it touches so that it eventually causes their doom. After the cutting implement has turned back into tears and splattered on the enemy.

Oh god gigantic mecha shuriken

so **** jawesome

MOAR

GIVE ME MOAR

So as you might have been able to guess from my profile change, I've been watching Casshern Sins for the past few days. It's a 24-episode series, so it's taken me a bit to watch it, what with not being Bizzle and all.

So it's an incredibly dark and depressing series with lots of death and...actually rather beautiful visuals. It's very much a slowly paced anime, with the focus mostly on conversation instead of action. Think .hack//SIGN, but with themes both shared and divergent. Really, a rather strange anime. I recommend it highly, especially to you, Maniac and Bizzle.

ALREADY SEEN IT. WAS PRETTY COOL.

And now I'm watching Orphen. It's actually not bad. It's got a nice art style, though it's still very 90s and the dub's not half bad. (By which I mean they've got Spike Spencer and the writing actually seems witty.) But what I like best is the music. It's very...eclectic. One of the first pieces of background music sounded like what you get when somebody half-heartedly remixes an RPG track with an electric guitar. It was **** hilarious.

So I'm watching GunXSwo-"MUSTACHE BRIGADE, ATTACK!!"

wtfisthis

http://www.mangareader.net/ito-junjis-cat-diary

Lulz. Oh sweet Jestus the lulz.

The Vice President doesn't say anything about the possibility of him being the main character.

Ah...the Titanic. With zombies. And...Grell.

Oh joy.

This is the most moe action manga I've ever seen.

Well, well. Redeeming the Scrappy much?

you have my attention

Witch Craft Works.

*Latest Soul Eater*

...

****, man.

I just randomly chose this anime off of a list.

Just watched the first episode...not sure what to think just yet.

Considering I've been reading it, that's understandable.

*Dies of moe overexposure*

*Explodes from laughing*

M-my god. This manga is so. good.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventures Part 8: The Man with Four Balls

O-oh sweet jestus this...Araki is making his first gag manga

Yoshikage...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahha
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
ahhaaahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhhahahhahhahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahhahahahahhahah...

http://www.mangareader.net/magico/18/19

Oradorable

This fucking cat

Yet again, this manga manages to be more insane in the first few pages of a chapter than most mangas are in arcs.

So I just finished watching Gun X Sword.

Okay, so it's a great series. But not for the first half. Honestly, after the first half, I was pretty damn sure that it was at least an okay series and probably a good one. And this continued up until about...oh, Episode 19, I suppose. For the most part, it just felt a bit scatterbrained, and didn't really do enough with the characters it had, especially the villains. But once it was down to Michael, Fasalina, and the Claw, it somehow kicked into high gear. Ray joined the team, the villains who got highlighted weren't one-dimensional portaits like The Amazing Oedipus Boy and his Incredibly Annoying Twin Sidekicks, the action got better, the animation got better, characters finally sped up and completed their evolutions, and (Let's be honest) Team El Dorado got almost as much screentime as they needed, what with them being the best part of the series and all.

All in all, I was satisfied with the ending, Ray's peaceful death included, although tbqf, I felt Van's last minute powerup was kind of an asspull. But I have to admit, I left this series laughing and having enjoyed it (The stinger was funny, too).

8/10

New HunterXHunter. Alright.

expect it to end around when berserk does

I'm just marking time until the author comes down with TB.

My bet's 4 months.

So I've been watching Witchblade.

Surprisingly good for what would seem to be a fanservice anime.

I especially like the OP.

Okay. I like the first OP, and the second ED.

Also, Masane, for having what's supposed to be the most powerful weapon KNOWN TO MAN stuck to you, you sure do suck at fighting.

Oh hey new HxH and Kuroshi.

So yeah, nothing much happens in HxH besides crazy thought monologues. As usual.

But yeah, Kuroshi at least has crazy crazy keeeraaaazy people time again.

Oh god new Alita. Zazie's so good.

Goddammit Deadman Wonderland. Why'd you have to turn all heartwarming on me now?

Dammit anime physics. I've gotten along with you up until now, why is it that this violation just gets to me so bad?

Oh right, it's because you're acting like this could actually happen and trying to explain it with pseudoscience. I forgot.

So I just watched the first episode of the X-men anime dubbed into English.

And I have only two things to say.

First, Logan J. Blum. Some casting agent knows their badass voices.

Second, BISHIECLOPS

Oh man that new Claymore. Wonder who two-face's waiting for, though.

lol wut Don Fua wut lol

And man, Zekka. What an ****.

Its a shame you wont give the Reborn manga a fair chance.

The plot and characters are much more enjoyable than those of Bleach, Naruto, or OP, in my opinion.

ahahahaha

you mean the plot about ukeboy and his gay harem?

You never even got past the first 10 chapters...

Im 97% sure this manga is something you'll like. The only real problem I believe Reborn has is its quick pace.

Just to make a point, I just read to the 60th chapter, and I still don't see anything to really like about this manga.

*looks at chapter 60*

Huh, turns out you havent reached the point where this manga becomes more centered on battles.

That happens around chapter 90-100, but I guess you've lost interest now...

I myself never read the begining chapters, but rather watched the anime adaption until I ran out of episodes.

Dammit Nana. You and your hilarious crossdressing.

"Seiji, Ganta! You guys are badass!" *Fist bump*

And then I died laughing.

Oh holy shit Tripeace. When will you stop being so awesome?

I love Magico so hard. Ninja cat and all.

I just noticed Grell leaves his pinkies up when using his chainsaw. Oh man the attention to detail and crazy this series has.

Oh man this new Jojo and Yasuho. I swear to Jestus this may just be the funniest thing to come out of Araki's sick and twisted mind, and it is awesome.

Titty Grope Attack!

brb loling

*New manga*

I love it!

FFFFFFFFFFFF-how could you give up on Rebornnnn

Because...y'know, I read it for a while and didn't like it.

Also, because this is much better. It's called Chojin Gakuen. Look it up.

New Jojolion. I **** love this gag manga. Poor Joshuu.

Also, Norisuke is a **** psycho.

Plot time!

Also also. This is without a doubt the weirdest bunch of character designs Araki's ever come up with. I can't tell if those balls are Norisuke's hair or just some crazy hat. Plus the maid in the military cap, with star tights. And Joshuu's haircut is lame as all ****. So's the older sister's. It's just so...surreal.

*Watching Blade*

So...those lips.

Ahh, Kuroshi.

You always manage to make me chuckle.

Fucing HxH. Sketches strike again!

HSDK

Family reunion time. Oh shit!

Sengoku Youko.

Ohhhhh yessssssss

Oh my sweet Jestus I just love Tripeace so fucking much. I mean, it's like I'm reading it and GOD DAMN half the time I'm laughing and the other half I'm just slackjawed.

So I decided to start watching anime again.

And I decided to start with Vandread. And Karas. No real reason, just things that I'd never actually seen.

So Karas. Kinda light on the story. Still, cool action sequences (though the whole plane/tank/human thing is rather silly in my mind)

Vandread. Blah blah harem blah blah robots blah blah oh my god this CG is so OLD

I swear to Jestus it's like Black Butler doesn't want me to take this storyline seriously at all.

oh loldaka box

what would i do without you

also, harem council yusssssssssssss

Holy ****. Zetman anime.

My life is complete.

I still haven't bothered to watch that yet even though I downloaded the first two episodes....

APPARENTLY IT'S A SHI(http://)T ADAPTATION

AS LONG AS IT'S AN ADAPTATION, ALL IS WELL.

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TERRIBLE. I KNOW IT CAN'T CAPTURE THE MANGA ANYWAYS. IMMA JUST WATCH IT BECAUSE I LIKE THE SERIES THAT MUCH

And that's why I haven't watched it....

Oh, Medaka Fucks. It's been a while since you made me laugh like that.

Still pretty disappointed that you gave up on Reborn...quitter! 

Its so much better than any of the "Big 3". It didnt start out as a fighting shonen, so not many know of its greatness.

Giving up on Reborn is like not snorting pixie sticks. There's nothing to regret, and no reason to continue.

The words of a true QUITTER.

The words of a true GET OVER IT

The day I GET OVER IT is the day you stop being a QUITTER.

So never, I guess. :u

ROXANNE

I WILL BE BACK IN A FEW MONTHS OR SO TO BUG YOU ONCE AGAIN SALTINE

YOU WILL NEVER

HEAR THE END OF THIS

GO EAT SOME BROCCOLI BEFORE YOU COME BACK TO WHINE ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE YAOI AGAIN

IF REBORN WAS REALLY YAOI

YOU'D BE ON IT LIKE SALT ON A CRACKER

Shonen Ai.... It's something....

Incidentally I just searched these tags on Ex-Hentai.... I was gonna post the links on here for you two.... But that would be breaking the rules and you guys would probably sad panda anyway....

Toonami in half an hour. Aw yusss

Wellp, got done watching Toonami. Still as cool as I remembered it. Now for the shows that it more-or-less premiered for the american broadcast audience.

Deadman Wonderland. First episode was alright, actually had a bit that expanded on the manga and gave a slightly less implausible reason for Ganta getting locked up. Speaking of Ganta, he has a bitch voice. Which I guess makes sense, since the world seems to have decided that he's its bitch. And that won't be changing for at least a few episodes.

Casshern Sins? Still as good as I remember. Which is to say it's awesome but for the fucking faces always invoking the uncanny valley. Also, Ringo's voice sets off punt-alarms in my head.

And now I'm playing Sengoku Rance. Arnaham and Manananac must be rolling in their unmarked graves.

Goddamn Rance is like the worst person ever and yet I can't help feeling like he's me

RANCE IS THE BEST AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT IN YOU TO BE HALF THE MAN HE IS!

And yet I make Rance what he is.

Well, besides the rapist part, anyways.

And that's what separates you from him in so many ways....

True 'dat.

But anyways. How about those ceramic otaku?

Mouri Motonari is just...just...ohhhhhhhhmygod

May be best character in Sengoku Rance.

Xavier's evil monkey has an evil cape.

I love this game so much.

So I'm watching C and it's a beautiful anime (though I'm personally of the opinion that the character designs could use some work)

A-A-A-A-A-ANGEL!

Those sound clips were pretty cool.... You know those QR codes at the end of each episode have a message from the director about the episode you just watched.... There's also these other audio tracks from each chacter that explains a bit more about the show that explains things the anime doesn't but should....

Also, everybody is crazy and economics don't work like that.

Sure they do.... This is exactly how economics works....

How far have you gotten.... I want to mention more things but I don't want to spoil too much....

Just finished it.

Man, that was a crazy series.

And now I'm watching Korean Zombie Desk Car.

Ceiling Vampire is watching you masturbate.

Whale.....BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM

where u at?

Um...whale beam? Just got done with that episode.

I don't recall whale beam

Blue whale. Shoots beams. It flies? Is any of this ringing bells?

If you're still talking about the zombie anime, no. It's been a while.

If I recall it's a huge flying blue whale.... I think it's the first time Ayumu pushed the limits of his cuteness to defeat it.... He gets all those extra ribbons and stuff on the mahou shojou outfit....

You know when the second season started I'd forgot Sarasvati was even a part of the show and was like who the **** is this when she showed up.... Then I remembered.... She turned up in like the last episode of season one....

She was also in the OVA, which I only remember because she wanted a piece of dat ass.

I keep reading Medaka Box, and it keeps not making any sense. And I keep loving it.

It was worth watching this anime just for the vampire ninja maid orchestra.

and then that idol carnage picture

worth the time I put into watching this

Shame the second season was only 10 episodes....

idol scenes are the kind of thing this series needs

The Zombiem@ster...

Idols huh?

You know AKB0048 is actually quite good and....

Sure. Lemme just drop sum T-virus in there...

So you'd prefer Sankarea huh?

Ja, cobber.

So...many...vampire ninjas...

Are you watching the second season now?

yeah

so much harem antics

not enough zombie antics...

I still need to get back to that eventually.

Well that was a shitty way to end the season. Honestly the last few episodes were kinda meh. Good show overall though. I liked it.

Also, watching Fate/Zero now. So dark. So brutal. So beautiful.

Sword of the Stranger is one of the anime that everybody who loves anime needs to see.

I can simply think of no higher praise.

P.S. Tobimaru is badass like nobody's fucking business

Ahahaha. **** love these manga.

Goddammit. I just love Dark Air way too much.

Oh yeah, I kinda forgot this topic existed, huh.

...

Well, I finished The Saint Knight's Tale recently. I tend to think of it as "Kenshi gets ALL the bitches, the Series". Some nice mecha fights, but only really in the first and last few episodes.

*Reading HSDK*

*JUGGERNAUGHT HEADCRUSH!*

Holy balls.

*Latest HSDK chapter*

All the faces and reactions. All of them!

Also Christopher Eclair is somehow more hilarious than he has any right to be.

*Dusts off topic*

Whee, more Claymore!

Teresa's back! Clare's crying! Mama approves of the ship!

Did Claymore ever get good? I read like 6 volumes before giving up since the monster design was so bad and the art so boring and the story so whatever.

It's probably just personal taste, but I've always enjoyed Yagi's art.

Also, it started going a lot faster once Awakened Beings were introduced, but the fact that it's a monthly manga has kept the pace of updates glacial.

I mean, I guess the art's not bad, but I found it to be pretty bare a lot, at least in the earlier chapters. Most of the characters looking the same probably didn't help.

I do recall thinking Teresa was rad at least.

She's back, you know.

Nice.

but i ain't got time to catch up, got other stuffs to read

Jegus crap I've let this topic hang for a long time.

Anyways, I'm keeping an eye on the anime adaptation of Tokyo Ghoul since I'm fond of the manga. Aaaand I just found Prisma Ilya on Hulu, so I'm probably going to watch that for the hell of it.

At the moment, TG has a knack for compressing the manga chapters while cutting Touka out of scenes, and Ilya's artstyle is just ever so much rounder and softer whilst also displaying that wonderful Ufotable knack for pretty pretty eyes.

And having excellent action scenes...

P.S. Man, this flexible rod is way too happy to be offering girls the chance to be Magical Girls. Such Kyubey vibes, wow.

and tricking them into making a contracto

much evil stick

Ah yes, Episode six (still watching Prisma Illya).

It was every bit as epic as I was expecting it to be.

As a note, most of what I like about this show is either dialogue comedy (mostly involving Rin, Luvia, and the stupid sticks) or the action.

...alright, it's mostly the action. I suppose I'm just that guy here for the action (and not for the lolis)

EDIT: MEIDOS! and apparently Illya agrees.

blah blah drama drama nope **** that **** IT'S IRISVIEL TIME, BITCHES!!

wait, no IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

Y'ALL CAN'T KILL THE BAASAAKAA, YOU FOOLS!

Man, this CG and these red tats really sell the threat. Also, huge blood geysers, yay!

blah blah friendship blah; and here I am, just here for Berserker

oooh, nice transformation sequence

yes. this is the sort of magical beams I watch this anime for. not quite FRIENDSHIP levels, but quite nice in its own way

and of course the obligatory loli yuri

lol gettin to skool. where's the obligatory toast?

man. these loli schoolgirl antics

and the obligatory sequel hook was too good

are you watching the season second

it's got this hot-ass kissing scene, yo

oh, I already read it a long time ago

I'm just going through what they got on Hulu (not the second season yet, unfortunately) and watching it because it was there

but yeah, I'll try to scrounge up some of those second season eps

Welp, I just finished NGNL.

I rather liked it.

So have I mentioned that the UBW anime started recently?

I watched it yesterday.

...

God damn, ufotable. You make some pretty anime. Also, Archer best troll.

So...um, finished Psycho-Pass, in the process of working through Aquarion Evol (don't ask, I just hate not finishing series) and still got to get through Aldnoah Zero.

At the urging of some others, I watched all of Steven Universe and am now current on it.

Finished Aquarion Evol since I last posted, I guess.

Also, I'm watching Michiko to Hatchin. Michiko is the hottest. Actually, a lot of the ladies are just straight up hot in this. Even Jambo.

Watching Kekkai Sensen (blud bluckawhoodabuttle or whatever the pleb name is for all you plebs).

Animation's alright, art and character design's better, and I enjoy the story well enough, but the real draw of this show is the chaos so endemic to it and the fact that it has fucking amazing music.

...Wait, did I just spot product placement for beer? What the flying duck

So, what'd I get through today?

Ah right, all the episodes of Gangsta out yet.

Finished Death Parade.

...That's some deep ****, mang.

Been watching Show by Rock. I don't even know why, I just can't keep from laughing at the thing. I mean, the OP's **** music, but then it actually has some solid rock in the episodes and oh my god i'm having an aneurysm.

So I finished Show By Rock.

...It might just be me, but I found the comedy relief guy band and their conflicts far more engaging than angsty teenage drama and the wholly predictable ending to the show.

So, I finished watching Seasons 1 and 2 of RWBY today.

Lot to say about that show. Mostly that I liked the music and fight scenes better than the rest of it.

So I...uh, finished watching Hamatora.

Hm.

Don't know quite how to put this, but...wow, that was incredibly shitty. I liked the first few episodes well enough, but once they got past the episodes that actually introduced characters the main plot arc was bad, the episodes were infested with random crap that wouldn't cut it in a bad gag anime, the back stories were terrible and terribly tied into the events, the last few episodes it got really murderdeathblood heavy out of nowhere, and the ending was just the stupidest ****.

And that's leaving aside all the terrible visual effects and animation.

I don't think I've ever been this disappointed by an anime...ever.

So in order to get over having watched Hamatora, I've been watching Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet and the new Gundam.

First, Gargantia. I haven't yet finished it, but I'm on the twelfth episode and to be perfectly honest I don't feel like I need to finish watching it to know what happens. Evil former boss man attacks fleet of people he likes, they fight, he wins (probably after his mech sacrifices itself), maybe all the other random idiots (the dumb blond, the great Titty Pirate) chip in to help, and yet another Gen Urobuchi series that started well ends with a whimper.

A pity, really. I like Ledo, and the major twist made, if not perfect sense, then at least enough sense that the subtle and then blatant foreshadowing tied into it into one long back chain of realization.

...aaaaat which point we get a robotic monologue to dismiss it and the emotional climax of the series is quickly discarded to focus on creepy cultists and Ledo rejecting the aping of his former culture in favor of this new place he's grown to like and view without the apathy that formerly characterized him.

And that would be a great plot arc! In the middle of a longer show. At this point, after the major revelation? It just kind of falls flat, especially when it's used for what they're trying to force into being the climax. Also, three episodes is just not long enough to introduce and then solve this whole plot.

As for the new Gundam? I really like that the opening theme and the main character duo, but if this is supposed to be a twelve episode anime they're really mucking with the pacing. I'm 5 episodes in and they've already wasted two mucking about with various emotions and world building instead of getting on with the plot and moving forward. It's still in the middle of resolving the first plot introduced. By the time this gets to Earth the series is going to practically be over, no time for twists whatsoever.

So turns out that Gundam series was 24 episodes and there were no twists whatsoever. Still, was kind of nice.

Also, I have found something entitled Cyborg 009 vs. Devilman and now I can't not watch it. Will report back.

It starts with two badass scenes and an opening by JAM Project.

So far so good.

First episode ends with the title characters punching each other's arms off and an ending theme by, again, JAM Project. Plot's thinner than paper, but I'll take it in return for the action and music.

Episode two was mostly a whole lot of nothing besides setup for the third episode, but there was at least some sweet cyborg action to tide me over.

So, third and presumably last episode. Still more paper-thin plot nonsense, but there's a ton of action and the big bad evil final boss dude has a pretty sweet design, so I'll go ahead and declare it a worthwhile use of my hour and a half.

devilman is my jam

Well there's certainly some Devilman to be found. Most of the real meat is found in the Cyborg stuff, as Devilman himself doesn't get much screen time and most stuff from Devilman is mook shit.

He at least gets some sweet lines though.

So I guess I'm watching Ajin now.

...You know, I really, really like the manga. But the ****-ass CG they use for the character models in this just detracts from everything but the fight scenes and the black ghosts, who actually have a sweet motion pattern animation going on.

Does have a nice flow of action going on and is a decent adaptation, though. Call it 6/10 right now for me.

Just posting this before Maniac comes raging in about the tweest in the latest One Piece chapter.

I agree. This twist is bad, bad, bad. Not foreshadowed, not original, far too silly. But I'm going to ignore it, because Sanji and Dogtooth are actually pretty cool this chapter.

i subscribe to a community that spoils chapters early and occasionally indulge in it. and did so for this one

like, it's dumb, but it feels like damage control for something equally as dumb so i dunno lol. can't really get too angry about it, even if these kinds of zero-sum twists feel like they're just wasting time

also what i thought would play out was that pudding would just be irredeemable and evil and shit and sanji would break his oath to never hit women because she's enough of a douche to warrant it. which would actually be worse than what really happened, so

I really do enjoy all the anime they make out of ONE's works.

Turns out they're releasing an English version of F/GO.

If Arnoldham ever wants to die of overwork for **** pay...

I was offered an unspecified Fate project not too long ago actually, so it was probably this. Would've paid well, but then they apparently went to a different localization company, so I didn't get the opportunity.

Oh.

I was just memeing around. To find out you actually had an opportunity...it's kind of hilarious.

and instead they outsourced it to who, the guys who did the granblue translation?

No idea.

Did...did Fairy Tail just have a legitimately interesting chapter? (NDIFT aside, ofc)

What is this I don't even

i don't even read fairy tail and somehow i still guessed that they finally killed off evil wizard kirito. rip, you were sexy

well yeah, but the way it went down this chapter was actually pretty good

Jesus **** Beastars is so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btl3-_Fw5HM

yo arnaham tell me on a scale of 1-10 just how basic this particular nexus of errors is, and how stupid it was that it showed up in a tutorial/hype video?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDRB2XJUIAAyGwy.jpg)

this translation is amazing and i wanna know who did it

Based on work I've done on mobile games, it was probably split between numerous people who had no context for anything they were translating. That obviously doesn't excuse that line or a bunch of other egregious things, but the way that companies set up projects for mobile games makes it near impossible for them to come out well.

the granblue translation seemed to be pretty rough for a bit, but it seems to have cleared up a bit since. well, that or xythar just got bored of posting screencaps of poorly-translated lines or something, i dunno

at least one of the translators seems to be doing absolutely egregious work beyond the pale and hopefully they'll end up being fired and blacklisted forever

NEW MIZUKAMI SATOSHI MANGA HELL YES

And then Ken was a Dragon

so is this manga basically gonna end with someone going all ol' yeller on kaneki

10 bucks on some combination of touka and hide, who then go on to raise kidneki as a happy family

For maximum fan rage

there's a few too many loose ends for the series to really end in a comfortable spot here, but with furuta dead and ken most likely getting killed off for good (i sure fucking hope so, at least), there isn't a whole lot of coherent structure to build the further adventures of, i dunno, hide and urie on since all of the remaining villains, while personal and heinous, don't really have any discernable long-term ambitions or goals besides being evil. i guess they could do a time skip and suddenly uta is the evil god-emperor of the world or something, i dunno

but what do i know. i just imagine that when :re ends, I probably won't be satisfied

Oh, Ippo.

“Don’t fixate on the new Dempsey!”

*Immediately fixates on the new Dempsey*

I guess maniac gets to rejoice over his husbando not being dead yet.

ui will totally be dead by the end of the manga even after a heel face turn

also is it just me or does furuta's plan make no sense because he more or less just sabotaged it out of the complete sadism of everything he's done

that whole section of chapter seems to translate out to him saying “oops lol”

"yeah i genocided every ghoul i could get my mitts on, massacred his settlement, killed several of his close friends and had left him with the impression that i was about to murder his wife next, all under the expectation that when ken kaneki ascends to godhood explicitly by eating a hundred children alive, he'll be mentally balanced enough to act as a psuedo-god and bring everyone back from the dead"

eta until furuta meets up with uta and donato and goes "lol and ui actually believed me roflmao" because that's horseshit