Ultimate Paradise

I'm sorry, I tried to reisst it but I can't. The fad commands me.

Also the title makes me smile.

My ten favorite users, sorta orderedish but not exactly.

SA2
Omar (SLEEPER CHOICE)
911
GSD
Flamesnake
Random
Masterman
Spring
Unreal
Adol

Adol, Unreal and Spring are the power trio. Consider them the Nirvana of my favorites, if you will.

Cool, Flamesnakes on it? Good choice =)

Four.

yeah he's my boy even thoguh he can't beat my Bison/Spiderman team. Ever.


*edits you out just to spite you >_>*

*Is spited*

SPIDER-MAN*

*laughs evilly*


WUTEV

Oh yeah

0/7

GO FOR THE GOLD

*Sprinting past all the other users that are running beside him* YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME!!! *Takes a cup of water that people are offering to runners and splashes it in the guy's face* I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!!!

*watches from the finish line*

Oh yeah, I forgot runners up. Ing, maniac, DB, cross, UF and Bizzle.

1.5/7 GAHURR

Honorable mention? :3

YOU TELL 'EM TOM WAITS.

You could go all the way kid. You just need the heart.

*stunned* WHAT DO YOU MEAN SLEEPER CHOICE?

BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL PICK YOU UNLESS THEY DO IT TO PROVE THIS STATEMENT WRONG.

http://www.wfuramfm.com/

I would post M. Bison sex BUT STANDARDS WON'T LET ME.

I won't disappoint you!

I'm glad you've arrived.

I've been feeling own and need a good duel. Even though we both know what will happen, I challenge you.


Good! Now go fight that moose for your first task. Barehanded.

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You can't finish me. I am Majin Masterman. I'll crush you.

I'm glad to see your spirit hasn't died yet.

*assume battle stance. Everyone in the small town flees, knowing what is to follow*

*is a tumbleweed and rolls by*

*thrusts hand forward and shoots an Atomic Blast at you*

Pathetic town. I care not for the survival of these worthless pedestrians. *demonic smile*

*punches the ground and heat-seekin' spikes close-in on you*

*phases as I walk*

*Counters Atomic Blast with an infinite number of Sonic Booms*

*sends fireballs into the air, causing spikes to fly towards them*

Not bad Mattressman. Not bad.

Alright, captain!
*Rips shirt off, revealing an unimpressive body, not fat, but not muscled at all*
...
*Grabs moose by the antlers and flips it over shoulder as it lets out a moosey cry*
*Hair turns blue and a puts on a bandanna*
You'll get no sympathy from me!
*The moose stands up and charges, but I sidestep and trip it as falls into mud*
*Grabs the moose and slams it into a some trees, before spinning it around and hurling it like a steroid abusing olympian right into Masterman*
*Walks slowly up to the moose, obvious fear in it's eyes*
*Grins and grabs the moose by the neck*
*Carries the moose over to a nearby cliff*
This is where it ends, moosey.
*Lets go of the moose while it cries out a moosey "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*

Best post I've seen in a long, long time.

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*rolls out of attacks* *runs and hides in a wall, gun holded with both hands, pointing upwards while kneeling and looking at the fight*

Not nearly as polished as spring's epics....

But it had its own sense of charm and greatness regardless.

Take the time to realize that I am a Majin. I can't get sent to Hell, for I am Hell itself.

*block moose with one hand and obliterates it with a Big Bang Attack*

*phases through Sonic Booms*
Heh.
*crosses arms, falls back, and dissolves into the ground, only to appear above you, charging at you with a full-power Rasengan*

I'm flattered, Floyd.

*disappates and appears infront of MM after his Rasengan*

Then I will have to fix that.

*grabs the M on MMs forhead and tears it off effortlessly, taking the Majin with it before crumpling it up into a ball and firing it off into space, towards Pluto*

Now you will know fear. And pain.

*teleports behind MM and delivers seventy two knee strikes to the back of his head before swinging hima roudn and tossing him into a cactus*


No problem.

That's nonsensical, MM. Majins basically LIVE in hell.

... or near it anyway.

My M......

*another one burns into forehead* *uses Buu's reformative powers to restore head back to maximum efficiency*

HA. *eats cactus* Hmm...*manipulates cactus into a giant cactus* *throws it at you and sends 2 Big Bang Attacks following it* *blasts a Final Flash behind them and unleashes a Rasengan into the ground to create a ginourmous crater* *smoke is everywhere*

*Giant flower suddenly appears. It opens up, revealing me inside*

Thank you, Amingo. You truly are a useful parnter.

As for you, Mattressman, I have to go for an exam. I will continue our game tomorrow.

Amingo: Amingo! *tips hat*

YOU COWARD. The Prince of Saiyans is too much for you!!??

IS THAT IT? DON'T DISGRACE ME, YOU MONKEY. I'LL ENDANGER YOUR SPECIES!!

*mocks you while you leave*

Change the topic title. It's disgraceful! CHANGE IT NOW.

Change it to: Masterman's Whoop-ass Train.

Or, Masterman's Big Ass Kicking Topic.

Or M. Bison Buttsecks.

Or, White Flame of the Dancing Moon II

Or, Masterman Explodes

Or...The Final Explosion of Masterman.

COWARD.

*Enters the scene in front of Masterman, wearing a new, expensive t-shirt*
It seems Floyd has better things to do than mess with you.

YOU **** ME OFF. You attempt to ransack me, and then you run off. Plus the fact that YOU get support. Why doesn't anyone fight with me? There's a difference between Masterman Amusement, and Masterman Being RIGHT.

Although, I don't need the help. I'm powerful enough on my own. I just hold back.

*noms on masterman*

Guess what happened to the last guy that told me that. *looks over at corpse being mutilated by electricity*

That looks like it tickles.

*smacks the teeth out of your mouth*

I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU. HGRGGDFDSCFXFTUUHG
*foams in pants and mouth*

*noms again*

*anger reaches 93%*

*runs out of wall, into MM*

1. Awesome.
2. Too spoiler-ish. Even if it's obvious.
3. THE FINAL ONE? If you lose, you give up?

*noms once more*

3. DAMN RIGHT.

I'm tired of being the target, the villain...the misunderstood...
*fumes*

TIRED.

*anger reaches 96%*

*steam runs through veins, a lion roars in heart*

TIRED.

*shakes*

S-SO...TIRED...

*muscles blast up 60%*

*veins pop in arms and head*

*DBZ 30-second scream of power*

*energy destroys the battlefield*

.....*noms again*

*backdashes with a jump*

Oh Mattressman, if only you knew.

so I'll probably copy maniac and UF more and do write ups soon.

... but no me..... .  .  :-\     .     :'( :'( :'(

=D

Theres not enough Goldensaver or if you want GS or even Tom Bombadil. >:(

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[Is not on it; cries in a corner]

YOU GOT HM

It was really close between you and SA2, then I remembered SA2's Dat Ass profile and had to give it to him by default.

rofl

Dat Ass was too good to last.

Indeed

Need a lift to happy hour?

I knew you'd get that. Thank you for being the man.

IF YOU POSTED MORE YOU COULD EASILY TAKE THE TOP SPOT MY FRIEND.

 ;D   

I can almost take the GED, so once I finish that, then my friend... I shall have more free time than Kevin Federline.

WOOT

Frosted, I think there was a time when you had more posts than me.

lol I think I'm dead last for active posters of BP.

ONLY FRIEND

AMINGO

MI AMIGO AMINGO.

yup

*realizes has no friends*  :'(

*laughs*

But what about the video?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g2HB651KmM&feature=channel_page

*brief nod with a smile*

I am to please.

Hello to please, it's nice to meet you. I'm random.

No, you're Darth Vader.

LOL

No thats Jeff Vader. *cookie for reference*

Countdown from 9 to 5. Hurray, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!

This was our big start, Amingo.

That ****ing bandit and his ammo and whatnot Deeeeeeply disturb me.

Clown?

ooops, thank Cap'n Crunch for the edit button.

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fucking lol okay floyd not putting uf in the top ten

I should redo this list with currently active/pseudo active people.

Apparently my profile was Darth Vader during this topic.

Also I'm surprised I was on four people's top ten lists.

Also loltoptenusertopicfad

why wouldn't you be other than being awful

Because I'm awful. :u

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i didn't know you felt that way about me floyd *blush*

always and forever

and i u

We are BP.

We'll always be there for each other.





































































Except MM and Dmax, but that should go without saying.

Salty you a straight hater bro

Which would make me the opposite of you, yes.

That isn't even remotely worthy of a response but I'll give you one anyway so atleast you'll feel somewhat good.
*tosses a pity grenade*

I'll be there for you Master-chan.

Even when you don't want me to be.

 8-)

Frosted.... FROSTED!

I'm alive baybeh!  Afro

Who're you again?

Just some guy

JUST. SOME. GUY

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!

*the plot thickens*