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Title: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 14 August, 2009, 04:08:28 pm
1. Bump glorious/FUEL topics. Not fail ones.

2. If you are incompetent/blind/cannot perform the above, leave it to Omar.

3. Do not fight with RJ; it is a flowing force that can only be harnessed, neither controlled nor contained.

4. Teats. Quivering teats.


Questions? Addendum? Revisions?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 04:10:11 pm
I feel the need of posting smart, senseful, and with lack of allcaps.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Hawk_v3 on 14 August, 2009, 04:10:56 pm
Your motto:

"RJ. 'Cos no-one gives a flying **** anyway."


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 04:15:51 pm
1. Bump glorious/FUEL topics. Not fail ones.

2. If you are incompetent/blind/cannot perform the above, leave it to Omar.

3. Do not fight with RJ; it is a flowing force that can only be harnessed, neither controlled nor contained.

4. Teats. Quivering teats.

5 DAT ASS

Questions? Addendum? Revisions?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 14 August, 2009, 04:16:43 pm
Indeed; quite and m'yes.

RJ speaks to us through the bots; the RJ topics the bots look at are RJ's messages to us. If a user logs out and looks at a topic as a guest, it is still RJ's will.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 04:22:34 pm
Because we are the chosen ones known as FOAMS


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 04:23:07 pm
I say, my friend, that can be used against us.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 04:28:01 pm
only word I can form olo


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 04:33:23 pm
We need to foam in order for our foam to foam our foam out.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 04:35:46 pm
so much foam...I need a bib


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 04:45:16 pm
Among other stuff...


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 04:48:32 pm
Don't me send Morrigan


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 04:50:09 pm
I won't you send Morrigan

Or I should


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Esh on 14 August, 2009, 04:51:31 pm
This topic is getting harder to make sense of....


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: NPC Overlord Nikoleis on 14 August, 2009, 04:54:19 pm
Topic uses Harden !

Topic's defense is increasing !


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 04:55:54 pm
This topic is getting harder to make sense of....
Adol's influence charms me.

Topic uses Harden !
Let's leave this for when Morrigan comes.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 14 August, 2009, 05:03:49 pm
BEES GLORIOUS BEES


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: NPC Overlord Nikoleis on 14 August, 2009, 05:04:04 pm
Topic uses Harden !
Let's leave this for when Morrigan comes.
And now for some reasons, I cannot unsee a Nidoqueen using it on a Nidoking.

I think I need some sleep.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 05:17:23 pm
BEES GLORIOUS BEES
Hm? How nice~♥!

Topic uses Harden !
Let's leave this for when Morrigan comes.
And now for some reasons, I cannot unsee a Nidoqueen using it on a Nidoking.

I think I need some sleep.
You'll need it.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 05:52:27 pm
Okay I went WTF when I saw this pic

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j118/YamiChevonne/Darkstalkers%20Felicia%20And%20Morrigan/ada8af5d8419edb8b6512d81b047b84cbe7.jpg)


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 14 August, 2009, 05:55:01 pm
This is most definitely a


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 05:59:05 pm
This is most definitely a

(http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss332/Illidan5025/Morrigan.jpg)
You can say that again..


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 14 August, 2009, 06:06:27 pm
M'yes.

Also, you got the 69th view.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 06:09:01 pm
M'yes.

Also, you got the 69th view.
XD


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 06:13:47 pm
Sticky.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 06:16:37 pm
Sticky.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx10.gif)
Oh, how lewd!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 14 August, 2009, 06:17:46 pm
*bites lip; shades materialize on face*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 06:18:13 pm
Ah, Morrigan. Good thing you're here. I'd like to ask you something.

... I meant the topic BTW.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 14 August, 2009, 06:20:24 pm
RJ speaks:


http://newssbb.smfforfree3.com/index.php/topic,29932.0.html


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: ganonfloyd on 14 August, 2009, 06:21:35 pm
Fun Fact!

Do you know that RJ has more bees per square inch than any other place in the world?

Now you do!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 06:23:15 pm
RJ speaks:


http://newssbb.smfforfree3.com/index.php/topic,29932.0.html
Proof RJ likes me.

Fun Fact!

Do you know that RJ has more bees per square inch than any other place in the world?

Now you do!
The More You Know. And knowing is half the battle!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 06:24:14 pm
Ah, Morrigan. Good thing you're here. I'd like to ask you something.

... I meant the topic BTW.*wipes off moniter*
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx5.gif)
Hm?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: ganonfloyd on 14 August, 2009, 06:24:47 pm
All we need is one more member, and the RJ team will be assembled!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 06:27:32 pm
I'd like to know...

... what were you doing in August 8th, around 11:25 a.m.

*continues wiping off monitor* Whoa, I should remember to clean the dust more... wait... there's no dust here... what am I doing?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 06:40:08 pm
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx3.gif)
Stuff.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 06:40:44 pm
... what kind of stuff?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 06:55:30 pm
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx11.gif)
Nothing much...I ate lunch...looked at the **** under your bed... put super glue on your pillow...ate dinner..slept..stuff like that.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 06:59:35 pm
... all of that at 11:25? ****? Super glue? What?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 14 August, 2009, 07:03:16 pm
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx11.gif)
No silly thats every thing I did starting from 11:25 and yes, ****.



Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 August, 2009, 07:23:22 pm
And what did you do before? ****? No such thing. Super glue?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 20 August, 2009, 04:06:12 pm
FUEL, MY DESIRE


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 20 August, 2009, 04:14:47 pm
YES, YES, YYYEEESSS!!!

STICKY! IT'S STICKY NOW!!!

... now why am I happy? And why do I shout when I'm happy? In allcaps? Randomly?

... seems like part of the "evil aura" is still stuck on me... *holds head*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 20 August, 2009, 09:43:00 pm
YES, YES, YYYEEESSS!!!

STICKY! IT'S STICKY NOW!!!


... now why am I happy? And why do I shout when I'm happy? In allcaps? Randomly?

... seems like part of the "evil aura" is still stuck on me... *holds head*
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx10.gif)
Oh, how lewd!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 20 August, 2009, 09:44:11 pm
lollewd

... what's this super glue you speak of?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: ganonfloyd on 20 August, 2009, 09:45:30 pm
lol@topic


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 20 August, 2009, 09:52:28 pm
lollewd

... what's this super glue you speak of?
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx12.gif)
This of course!
(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj3/nikkiwelford19/800px-Super_glue.jpg)


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 20 August, 2009, 09:54:19 pm
... and what naughty things did you do with it?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 20 August, 2009, 10:04:24 pm
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx5.gif)
Let's see...I put some on you're pillow, applied some directly on your forehead and stuck a quarter on it built a devil gundam model...
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx11.gif)
Thats about it.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 20 August, 2009, 10:07:41 pm
... okay... (I always though the dirty sticky pillow was because I sleep with my mouth open...)

What about this "****" you speak of? I mean... it's not like there's **** under my be- *sees **** mags under bed*

...

....

.....

Someone's against me right? Hehhh... uh...


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 20 August, 2009, 10:12:38 pm
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx5.gif)I'm sure.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 20 August, 2009, 10:16:12 pm
But... who?

At that day, around that time, I was attacked in my dreams...

... And considering you were busy with that stuff you mentioned, there must have been some other person involved in this!

... A person who's into masochism...


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 20 August, 2009, 10:27:41 pm
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/Fierce_Deity_Adol/morrigan-nx5.gif)
Just say you like whips, collars, and leather clad women and be done with it.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 20 August, 2009, 10:33:41 pm
Well, I like the Vampire Killer whip. Just look at it! IT'S AWESOME! Passed down from generation to generation to metrosexual vampire hunters! Like me, except the metrosexual part!

And I was TORTURING NUNS. Making music with each blow. Magnificent grab combos!

... And I got life energy drained... :(

Therefore it was another succubus...


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 29 August, 2009, 01:12:56 pm
Oooh Whats that? A whip? *laughs*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 29 August, 2009, 01:13:53 pm
I like whips.

Wait... out of character? What?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 29 August, 2009, 01:30:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYJeOF6-M9M
.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 29 August, 2009, 01:33:36 pm
... are you trying to say something?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 29 August, 2009, 01:35:43 pm
Mehbeh.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 29 August, 2009, 01:39:01 pm
... and what would that be?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 29 August, 2009, 01:43:30 pm
Well...


....

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e147/himsgirl101/AnImE/stare.jpg)
Oooh! balled up tin foil!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 29 August, 2009, 01:47:42 pm
*stares*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 29 August, 2009, 01:49:52 pm
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q241/psychopathic_demon_girl/Anime%20and%20Games/Naruto/Kakashi/Kakashi-1.jpg)


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 29 August, 2009, 01:50:35 pm
CN Cartoon Network.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 29 August, 2009, 01:52:18 pm
lol


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 29 August, 2009, 01:53:53 pm
Hm... now where was I...


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 29 August, 2009, 01:58:08 pm
Who cares? lets change the subject.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 29 August, 2009, 02:02:11 pm
Okay, what do you want to speak abo-


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 29 August, 2009, 02:03:28 pm
Dunno....You think of something.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 29 August, 2009, 02:15:12 pm
I'm not into thinking of something to talk about... *reads topic title* Oh, what...


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: I_like_Nonon on 29 August, 2009, 06:46:35 pm
1. Bump glorious/FUEL topics. Not fail ones.

2. If you are incompetent/blind/cannot perform the above, leave it to Omar.

3. Do not fight with RJ; it is a flowing force that can only be harnessed, neither controlled nor contained.

4. Teats. Quivering teats.

5. ??

6. PROFIT!

Fixed.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Youef on 30 August, 2009, 06:10:09 pm
I find it ironic that ILS, self-proclaimed pervert, had the 69th post.

>_>

*Vanishes into thin air.*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 30 August, 2009, 06:40:50 pm
Eh.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Youef on 30 August, 2009, 06:46:28 pm
Eh.
.He


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 30 August, 2009, 06:47:40 pm
...

*leaves to conserve my awesome*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Youef on 30 August, 2009, 06:48:39 pm
*Wastes Omar's awesome.*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 21 September, 2009, 10:23:09 pm
I'm going to violate you. With my "**** face". *coughVancough*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 21 September, 2009, 10:30:14 pm
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-I'M GONNA VIOLATE YOU!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 21 September, 2009, 10:38:52 pm
*images of wife race through head* *extreme close-up of my furious eyeball* *emerges from energy built from rage inside* ***** face*

*thrusts sword in you and you explode as I stand, head-down sword by side, and jingle my hat*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 21 September, 2009, 10:40:54 pm
Who are you doing that to?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 21 September, 2009, 10:43:30 pm
The world.

Oh snap. *high-fives self*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 21 September, 2009, 10:45:16 pm
*stares, then leaves*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 21 September, 2009, 10:48:41 pm
...

You can't-nevermind. It's been this way for 2 and a half years now, MM. Let it go.

...

...

*jingles hat*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 21 September, 2009, 10:50:05 pm
*points towards you before leaving* *possessed dolls appear out of nowhere*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: ganonfloyd on 21 September, 2009, 10:51:31 pm
Forget it, MM. Its Random Junk.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 21 September, 2009, 10:54:58 pm
My attitude is celibate. I don't give a ****.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 21 September, 2009, 10:58:20 pm
WHATEH

GOTTA GO TO BED, SEE YA IN MY LUCID DREAMS


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 21 September, 2009, 11:12:01 pm
I just want to appear at your house and scare the **** out of you...ONE time.

I'd hide in your closet whispering eat fist and then I'll burst out with a rubber glove on screaming YEEAASSHH. Fist pump included.

The silence would be pretty awkward afterwards though...so..I'd just kick your ass at NxC and leave it at that.

Greatest mystery ever. Who is Omar? Now if you're an assassin cyborg from the future like I think you are, then I'd just use the rubber glove and **** myself for your entertainment because let's be honest, I'd be pretty screwed in that situation.

I'll be there. One day. I'll put it on my bucket list.

I'd go visit Floyd, but he'd probably have surprise underground turrets and suicidal bomber-bees in his yard. Watching from his window and laughing at the person who just got ****ed the hell up.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: ganonfloyd on 21 September, 2009, 11:13:17 pm
I'd go visit Floyd, but he'd probably have surprise underground turrets and suicidal bomber-bees in his yard. Watching from his window and laughing at the person who just got ****ed the hell up.

Slappin' this bad boy in the ol' sigg-a-roney.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Maniac234678 on 21 September, 2009, 11:40:55 pm
I was this close to moving to NJ 10 years back, so if I did, I'd go visit Gfloyd and relay what kinds of armaments his lawn has to you.

Unfortunately for you, I didn't.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: ganonfloyd on 21 September, 2009, 11:48:02 pm
I was this close to moving to NJ 10 years back, so if I did, I'd go visit Gfloyd and relay what kinds of armaments his lawn has to you.

Unfortunately for you, I didn't.

You would see nothing, I'm currently in Philadelphia.

Jersey is on the weekends now.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Adol the Red on 22 September, 2009, 04:07:58 am
*rages for no reason*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 22 September, 2009, 03:27:13 pm
*is **** pleased*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: HyperOmar on 22 September, 2009, 03:53:24 pm
*smiles* Nobody knows where I live.

And if Masterman ever came here, I swear first thing I would do should be grabbing his crotch.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: 5BASS on 18 December, 2009, 03:40:42 pm
So Rule 2 can't happen anymore, can it? Or by bumping this topic, that is a sticky, am I violating that rule?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: ganonfloyd on 18 December, 2009, 03:42:04 pm
*reads rule 2*

*anguish pours over entire being*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: 5BASS on 18 December, 2009, 03:44:57 pm
and why are breasts a rule...?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: A Duck on 18 December, 2009, 03:47:16 pm
Omar returned
But now he is an Emo
I miss old Omar

>_>

<_<



Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: A Duck on 18 December, 2009, 03:48:05 pm
and why are breasts a rule...?

Why wouldn't they be?!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: 5BASS on 18 December, 2009, 03:48:54 pm
He's posted?

and why are breasts a rule...?

Why wouldn't they be?!

....

can't we have a rule about penises?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: A Duck on 18 December, 2009, 05:31:38 pm
He's posted?

and why are breasts a rule...?

Why wouldn't they be?!

....

can't we have a rule about penises?

Only if we have a rule about Haiku's. such as "****'s can only be spoken of in Haiku form, or in the form of a **** joke. Or both, if you're feeling extra risky."


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 18 December, 2009, 06:12:06 pm
I miss old Omar

Oldmar

and why are breasts a rule...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 06 July, 2010, 07:59:55 pm
Come to me...Hopperita.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: A Duck on 06 July, 2010, 08:14:03 pm
He's posted?

and why are breasts a rule...?

Why wouldn't they be?!

....

can't we have a rule about penises?

Only if we have a rule about Haiku's. such as "****'s can only be spoken of in Haiku form, or in the form of a **** joke. Or both, if you're feeling extra risky."

Masterman once said,
"Come to me...Hopperita"
**** Dick ****.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Esh on 08 July, 2010, 07:16:41 pm
Alright MM....

*lies down on the floor*

Do it!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 08 July, 2010, 07:19:30 pm
*mouth gapes*

HUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAGGAGAGAGGAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

VOOOOOOLLLLLLTEEEKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*shatters the earth*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 08 July, 2010, 07:48:40 pm
*stares at MM*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 08 July, 2010, 07:50:09 pm
*head turns 180 degrees to grin at Spring*

Would you like mustard with that?


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Esh on 08 July, 2010, 07:52:37 pm
*grabs MM*

The deal is done.... You are now mine....

*drags MM into the shadows gathering around us*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

*Disappears into the shadows through the floor*

It's.... Going.... To.... Be....

....

Fun....


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 08 July, 2010, 07:55:48 pm
What? I didn't agree to this.

No it's not gonna be fun.....****.


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Esh on 08 July, 2010, 07:58:57 pm
Masterman.... Just.... Let it.... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 08 July, 2010, 08:12:19 pm
*lets MM touch me; the tips of his fingers are absorbed into me*


Title: Re: How to RJ
Post by: Masterman on 08 July, 2010, 08:16:11 pm
DELICIOUS.