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Title: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: A Duck on 14 October, 2009, 07:22:18 pm
br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes Smiley

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Sad

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. Smiley

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me?Huh?Huh?Huh??>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what?Huh?

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, ****.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Ahriman on 14 October, 2009, 07:25:15 pm
I am so reading all of that.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: A Duck on 14 October, 2009, 07:26:07 pm
It's well worth it.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: HyperOmar on 14 October, 2009, 07:28:09 pm
lol "What's ip?"

That was an appropiate typo.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: A Duck on 14 October, 2009, 07:29:15 pm
lol "What's ip?"

That was an appropiate typo.

lol


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Dusty Starr on 15 October, 2009, 12:12:45 am
That was pretty funny, in a way.  Poor Greg, even though he had it coming.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 15 October, 2009, 12:14:54 am
Hm...lulz.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Youef on 15 October, 2009, 12:28:58 am
I am so reading all of that.
My sentiments initially.

Then I decided to read it.

Hm...lulz.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: NPC Overlord Nikoleis on 15 October, 2009, 11:33:32 am
Saw it coming in the middle. Still laughed.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Triforce on 15 October, 2009, 12:45:57 pm
Saw it coming in the middle. Didn't laughed.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: A Duck on 15 October, 2009, 12:59:02 pm
Saw it coming in the middle. Didn't laughed.

Eat a bag of dicks!


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Triforce on 15 October, 2009, 01:32:33 pm
Does it have salt? :3


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Esh on 15 October, 2009, 03:09:35 pm
Where do you buy something like that?


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Gaffit on 15 October, 2009, 03:54:25 pm
If you need to ask, you can't afford it.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Cads on 15 October, 2009, 04:21:56 pm
That was awesome. Whered you get it?


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Esh on 15 October, 2009, 05:05:59 pm
Of course I can.... I can buy anything I want....


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: A Duck on 15 October, 2009, 09:14:11 pm
Of course I can.... I can buy anything I want....

Prove it by buying a bag of dicks and posting a picture.

...


On second thought, Just buy one and show us the receipt. No need for a picture of a bag of dicks...


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 15 October, 2009, 11:25:41 pm
I am so reading all of that.
My sentiments initially.

Then I decided to read it.

Hm...lulz.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: Esh on 16 October, 2009, 05:26:52 am
Of course I can.... I can buy anything I want....

Prove it by buying a bag of dicks and posting a picture.

...


On second thought, Just buy one and show us the receipt. No need for a picture of a bag of dicks...
But I don't know where to buy one....


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: A Duck on 16 October, 2009, 09:58:19 am
Of course I can.... I can buy anything I want....

Prove it by buying a bag of dicks and posting a picture.

...


On second thought, Just buy one and show us the receipt. No need for a picture of a bag of dicks...
But I don't know where to buy one....

That part of the challenge find where to buy it on your own!


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: HyperOmar on 16 October, 2009, 03:13:27 pm
Needs more me. *ruined topic*


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: HyperOmar on 16 October, 2009, 03:15:51 pm
The bigger the caps, the larger my grin is.


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: A Duck on 16 October, 2009, 03:21:31 pm
*Shakes fist angrily*

OMAAAAAR!


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: HyperOmar on 16 October, 2009, 03:22:54 pm
*silly grin*


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: HyperOmar on 16 October, 2009, 03:38:53 pm
Oh, yes, ME!


Title: Re: "Hacker" gets owned.
Post by: A Duck on 16 October, 2009, 03:39:17 pm
Oh-Mar!