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Title: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 25 April, 2010, 08:31:29 pm
Ask me a question AND I'll answer you in complete honesty.


Title: Re: The New Question Topic
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 25 April, 2010, 09:05:13 pm
What well-known person's ass is closest to yours?


Title: Re: The New Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 25 April, 2010, 09:21:58 pm
What well-known person's ass is closest to yours?

closet in look?


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 25 April, 2010, 09:40:46 pm
Yes. And size/shape. It doesn't have to be exactly the same, just a general estimate.


...Scratch that question. What's the third number in your measurements?


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 25 April, 2010, 10:02:41 pm
sigh, fine.

38


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 26 April, 2010, 01:02:44 pm
and when i answer your question, you ignore me entirely.
THANKS


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 26 April, 2010, 02:01:29 pm
I had to send my laptop in to be cleaned.


And there's nothing else to say/do; my programming is complete.


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 26 April, 2010, 09:00:28 pm
what programming?


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Dusty Starr on 26 April, 2010, 11:14:55 pm
Unless your sig is being sarcastic or some such, I might have to disagree with it.

My boyfriend is pretty dang great. :3


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 27 April, 2010, 05:48:45 pm
PFFT
Go to the smile topic foo'.
http://newssbb.smfforfree3.com/index.php/topic,11135.5070.html

Read these couple pages.
Mine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yours


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: I_like_Nonon on 27 April, 2010, 05:57:33 pm
Battle of the boyfriends.

EPIC


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 27 April, 2010, 06:09:16 pm
PFFT, HARDLY.
MINE PWNS TOO HARD


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Esh on 27 April, 2010, 06:14:32 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 27 April, 2010, 06:20:43 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Esh on 27 April, 2010, 06:32:48 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 27 April, 2010, 06:33:47 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Esh on 27 April, 2010, 06:38:22 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 27 April, 2010, 06:40:05 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Esh on 27 April, 2010, 06:46:46 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 27 April, 2010, 06:48:07 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Esh on 27 April, 2010, 06:50:29 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying

Wait.... I just.... Have trouble with the asking out bit.... I.... I'm awesome.... Masterman said so!


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 27 April, 2010, 08:53:26 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying

Wait.... I just.... Have trouble with the asking out bit.... I.... I'm awesome.... Masterman said so!

He was just being nice.


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Masterman on 27 April, 2010, 09:02:59 pm
DON'T LISTEN TO HER HOPPER.


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 27 April, 2010, 09:07:24 pm
DON'T LISTEN TO HER HOPPER.

LEAVE, VILE BEAST


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Masterman on 27 April, 2010, 09:16:23 pm
*toothy grin* *grin quickly dissolves into a horrified frown as MM looks behind Bass and sees the same butcher knife a doctor used to circumcise MM's dog years ago*

*quickly evacuates the premises*


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Esh on 28 April, 2010, 02:56:51 pm
*grabs MM*

No we must stay and FIGHT!

I'll calm her with my secret weapon.... My smile.... It's never failed....


*turns to Bass and smiles*

*is surrounded by love bubbles and a bishie sparkle*

I'm sorry if we've troubled you....

*slowly shakes head with eyes closed still smiling with open hand stretched out*

Rae....

*looks directly into Bass's eyes*


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 28 April, 2010, 05:20:18 pm
Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying

I have a girlfriend. I think MM and Choro do too.

(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii286/Spring524Loaded/flyinglotusvampiresmile.jpg)

Am I a good guy?


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Dusty Starr on 28 April, 2010, 05:27:36 pm
Bah, money, who cares about that...

...

...

...

...****. >_<


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 29 April, 2010, 12:51:51 am
Bah, money, who cares about that...

...

...

...

...****. >_<

It's not the money that's important here.

Mine >>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOURS!

HAHAHAHA

Pfft.... If I was a boyfriend I'd kick arse!

....*stifles laughter*

V also this
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26GWcr/www.toshistation.com/funk/funk.htm

BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying

I have a girlfriend. I think MM and Choro do too.

(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii286/Spring524Loaded/flyinglotusvampiresmile.jpg)

Am I a good guy?

...good point.

*grabs MM*

No we must stay and FIGHT!

I'll calm her with my secret weapon.... My smile.... It's never failed....


*turns to Bass and smiles*

*is surrounded by love bubbles and a bishie sparkle*

I'm sorry if we've troubled you....

*slowly shakes head with eyes closed still smiling with open hand stretched out*

Rae....

*looks directly into Bass's eyes*

*grbas his hand, hurls him to the ground and stabs his eyes out*


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 29 April, 2010, 12:53:37 am
I make my gf make me sandwiches all night

I don't even eat any. And it was her birthday


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 29 April, 2010, 12:56:53 am
I make my gf make me sandwiches all night

I don't even eat any. And it was her birthday

You. are. a. heart-less. bastard.


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 29 April, 2010, 01:02:53 am
but i'm a good guy because i found a girl

esh isn't though remember


Title: Re: The New Blong / Question Topic
Post by: 5BASS on 29 April, 2010, 01:03:59 am
but i'm a good guy because i found a girl

esh isn't though remember

YOUVE RUINED MY LOGIC!!!

DAMN YOU SPRING!!!!!!!!!!