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Title: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 01 May, 2010, 07:23:55 pm
And feel free to ask questions too....


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Maniac234678 on 01 May, 2010, 07:29:59 pm
Hey, this topic title would be a great way to describe my life as well!


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: NPC Overlord Nikoleis on 02 May, 2010, 01:36:36 am
... Can I ask a question?


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: ShinobiNinjaX on 02 May, 2010, 03:36:02 am
How did you become an evil space hopper?


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 02 May, 2010, 11:44:49 am
Your ideal fictional character?


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 06 May, 2010, 06:39:45 pm
I'll wait for a few more questions before I answer them.... I have a plan....

Anyway....

Today I'm in despair.... People seem to think I'm either gay or a girl.... I knew I shouldn't have shaved.... Plus I should cut my hair.... It's too long....

I'M GOING INSANE WITH THIS BORING LIFE I LIVE! I WANNA DO SOMETHING TO BREAK THIS EMPTYNESS!! I FEEL LIKE I'M TRAPPED AND ALL DOORS OUT LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM!!!

I need to say something but I can't form the words to say it.... I AM THE WORST!!

I did have fun watching Ironman 2 the other day.... Due to TVtropes and MST3K I ended up snarking all over the film and had the guy behind me laughing at the end credits.... I've been doing that too much....


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Maniac234678 on 06 May, 2010, 08:48:56 pm
shave your head. though shaving your head only works when youre buff though you may as well just go bald on that route

it worked for adon and samson


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: NPC Overlord Nikoleis on 07 May, 2010, 04:13:29 am
Did you know people are dumb?


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 07 May, 2010, 11:51:58 am
Y'know, Hopper, one day we should meet up and go snark a movie together.

SA2 AND ESH, WORKING TOGETHER TO SNARK THE **** OUT OF HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 07 May, 2010, 03:45:12 pm
Y'know, Hopper, one day we should meet up and go snark a movie together.

SA2 AND ESH, WORKING TOGETHER TO SNARK THE **** OUT OF HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!
*Nicholson*



Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Z911 on 07 May, 2010, 03:50:44 pm
shave your head. though shaving your head only works when youre buff though you may as well just go bald on that route

it worked for adon and samson
I have a shaved head and I love it.


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 07 May, 2010, 03:54:46 pm
Y'know, Hopper, one day we should meet up and go snark a movie together.

SA2 AND ESH, WORKING TOGETHER TO SNARK THE **** OUT OF HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!
*Nicholson*
*Epic explosions*


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 21 May, 2010, 07:44:51 pm
Today I spent £110.... Not on anything I need but just what I wanted at the time.... I still have plenty of money to buy my new glasses next week and I have the week off work....

WHY I AM I UNHAPPY?

I have more than most people have and there are no problems right now.... But it just doesn't feel right....

I am having the best time and I am enjoying it.... But I feel unhappy while I'm happy.... It's not guilt because when I think of others not having this I smile....

There has to be a way of drowning out the negative... Any ideas? Please nothing lame....

Of course it could just be something I ate....

AHAHAHAHAHAAA!


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Maniac234678 on 21 May, 2010, 09:35:23 pm
watching shinbo anime is making you retarded

stop doing so


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 22 May, 2010, 06:20:39 am
I already watched SZS ages ago.... I'm only doing the profile now because Raizor mentioned it and I was trying to think of a new profile....

I watched it, I can't unwatch it!

But I'm surprised you care so much.... I'm touched!


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: NPC Overlord Nikoleis on 22 May, 2010, 10:55:42 am
Ok, first, takes a big, BIG tank. The 10000 cubic meter one. Then fills it. No, not water, we want something a little more effectife for the job... try melted lead, this should be enough. Then obviously, anything short of a oceanic rift would looks ridiculous, so locate yourself above one. I suggest the deepest one near Japan, so when it's over, you can go there to complete the trip.
Do not forget to prepare a plutonium-mercury sausage to make sure the aforementionned tank is not going up and that no living creature can approaches this. Adding anti tanks mines in the mix would spice it up, but I'll rather avoid it, as it may turn it rather unstable.
Cover the whole preparation with a triple layered sheet of boiled human skin, preferably one-legged communist rappers able to speak afrikaaner at more than 200 words by minutes, using their ears to play yo-yo at the same time, but given the rarity of such a product, underage GameFAQS users will do.
When the whole thing is ready, dive it and set it on fire with ice as a fire starter, hang it by the neck at max depth for 1,000,000,000 years (Not a single second sooner or later or it must be started over from the beginning!), put it on a cat proprelled rocket toward Jupiter and leaves it here until the entire plutonium disintegrate and it's ready! My advice: add paprika.

...

...

There has to be a way of drowning out the negative... Any ideas? Please nothing lame....
... I may have been a little litteral into understanding that statement, right?


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Maniac234678 on 22 May, 2010, 05:11:25 pm
shinbo anime is plural

you may end up watching another mediocre shinbo anime like maria+holic down the line

you can stop yourself by not doing so


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Maniac234678 on 22 May, 2010, 10:18:29 pm
anime directed by shinbo


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 23 May, 2010, 12:54:12 am
Ok, first, takes a big, BIG tank. The 10000 cubic meter one. Then fills it. No, not water, we want something a little more effectife for the job... try melted lead, this should be enough. Then obviously, anything short of a oceanic rift would looks ridiculous, so locate yourself above one. I suggest the deepest one near Japan, so when it's over, you can go there to complete the trip.
Do not forget to prepare a plutonium-mercury sausage to make sure the aforementionned tank is not going up and that no living creature can approaches this. Adding anti tanks mines in the mix would spice it up, but I'll rather avoid it, as it may turn it rather unstable.
Cover the whole preparation with a triple layered sheet of boiled human skin, preferably one-legged communist rappers able to speak afrikaaner at more than 200 words by minutes, using their ears to play yo-yo at the same time, but given the rarity of such a product, underage GameFAQS users will do.
When the whole thing is ready, dive it and set it on fire with ice as a fire starter, hang it by the neck at max depth for 1,000,000,000 years (Not a single second sooner or later or it must be started over from the beginning!), put it on a cat proprelled rocket toward Jupiter and leaves it here until the entire plutonium disintegrate and it's ready! My advice: add paprika.
...This is great.


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 23 May, 2010, 01:45:42 pm
Ok, first, takes a big, BIG tank. The 10000 cubic meter one. Then fills it. No, not water, we want something a little more effectife for the job... try melted lead, this should be enough. Then obviously, anything short of a oceanic rift would looks ridiculous, so locate yourself above one. I suggest the deepest one near Japan, so when it's over, you can go there to complete the trip.
Do not forget to prepare a plutonium-mercury sausage to make sure the aforementionned tank is not going up and that no living creature can approaches this. Adding anti tanks mines in the mix would spice it up, but I'll rather avoid it, as it may turn it rather unstable.
Cover the whole preparation with a triple layered sheet of boiled human skin, preferably one-legged communist rappers able to speak afrikaaner at more than 200 words by minutes, using their ears to play yo-yo at the same time, but given the rarity of such a product, underage GameFAQS users will do.
When the whole thing is ready, dive it and set it on fire with ice as a fire starter, hang it by the neck at max depth for 1,000,000,000 years (Not a single second sooner or later or it must be started over from the beginning!), put it on a cat proprelled rocket toward Jupiter and leaves it here until the entire plutonium disintegrate and it's ready! My advice: add paprika.

*takes notes*

Good.... I'm learning....

Anyway....

Now I'm hot because the weather is hot no less.... Due to this weird coincidence I'm wearing shorts.... I like shorts, they are comfy and easy to wear!


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 24 May, 2010, 07:07:46 am
The weather is currently ridiculous. It feels like I'm in the desert everytime I leave my house to walk somewhere, it just makes me not wanna leave my house. What the **** happened over the last week to make it so damn hot all of a sudden?


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 24 May, 2010, 07:18:53 am
One good thing about the hot weather is that it adds to the feel of RDR....

But that still doesn't change the fact that I'm thirsty and I have to go to the shops to buy a drink but it's too hot and I do wanna go....

It's too hot for tea.... The tap water round here is ****.... No way I'm drinking milk in this weather.....


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 24 May, 2010, 07:25:15 am
I'm at lunch in my college right now, and I wanna go get a kebab, but I don't wanna leave the school and enter the desert once more...


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 24 May, 2010, 07:28:18 am
I just downloaded the RDR soundtrack.... If I do go to the shops then I'll play it as I walk under the harsh sun....

If only I had a horse....


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 24 May, 2010, 07:29:05 am
RDR soundtrack where?


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 24 May, 2010, 07:33:51 am
It came with the game.... I had a code.... It's an awesome soundtrack!


Title: Re: Zetsubouspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 24 May, 2010, 07:36:35 am
Imma look it up on Youtube at some point.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 13 February, 2011, 09:39:16 am
Did you hear that sound?

It's time for a RE-VIVE-ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

But seriously.... Time to get this old thing movin' again....

Now here's the thing.... I don't think I have anything to talk about.... So why do this now? Well I dare say it's all in the title.... No not the despair.... That part is a lie.... But enough talk....

What do you guys put in your topics like this? I ask because I can't be bothered to read them at this time....

But now I've just thought about how I'm typing and I've messed up my flow.... You know like when you think about breathing....

....

Ah **** now I can't type or breath right.... And now I'm thinking about blinking too.... I can't do anything automatically right now.... ****....

Well I'm ending this here for now....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 13 February, 2011, 12:16:08 pm
oh hay i forgot this existed


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 13 February, 2011, 03:38:52 pm
i no rite

Seriously I was bored so I clicked on this board and was like "I had a topic here once right? What was it called?" And then I saw 'stupidity' and was like that's gotta be it.... Turns out it wasn't and I deleted the post from MM's topic and put it in mine.... Where the real stupidity is at....

Although the stupidity is more of a fabricated lie set up to lower expectations of the topic making the normal parts look alot better and the crap parts normal....

What I mean to say is what the hell am I doing with this topic now?


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 13 February, 2011, 04:18:26 pm
pretzels


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 13 February, 2011, 04:21:32 pm
I have so many pretzels it's unreal....

Everywhere....

If only I could think up another salty snack.... Maybe a crispier snack....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 13 February, 2011, 04:26:48 pm
pringles


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 13 February, 2011, 04:27:37 pm
I could go for a pretzel right now.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 17 February, 2011, 01:53:26 pm
So I recently got this HD webcam....

Maybe I should do a video or something.... I won't record now because I'm naked....

But maybe just maybe.... I should do something....

When I do.... Expect the worst.... I don't know what I'm gonna do but.... I'll find some way of doing something you'll regret watching.... By accident of course.... Cause I'm bond to screw up....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 17 February, 2011, 02:20:33 pm
I could go for a pretzel right now.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 17 February, 2011, 02:55:50 pm
will u be naked when u record this footage?


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 17 February, 2011, 03:04:40 pm
no bro.... why would i do that?


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 17 February, 2011, 03:14:39 pm
i dunno man

jus seemed like something you'd do


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 17 February, 2011, 03:33:19 pm
thats tru bro.... but there are rrrrurrrrus for these things.... plus i would have to charge for stuff like that....

the video will have pretzels.... for spring of course.... cause he seems to like em....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 17 February, 2011, 04:56:34 pm


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 17 February, 2011, 05:28:39 pm


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Ahriman on 17 February, 2011, 07:33:51 pm
Record yourself having a tea party with your dakimakura in a public place.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 18 February, 2011, 07:08:01 am
Record yourself having a tea party with your dakimakura in a public place.
Not ever gonna happen....

I don't even want pictures of me with it.... Let alone in a public place....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 18 February, 2011, 11:01:42 am
Never live it down.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Ahriman on 18 February, 2011, 11:19:32 am
why do you even have one


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 18 February, 2011, 12:47:26 pm
I lol'd.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 18 February, 2011, 01:08:59 pm
he ronery mang


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 18 February, 2011, 02:34:02 pm
I thought it's be fun to have one....

Still haven't really used it though....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 18 February, 2011, 02:35:27 pm
How so?


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 18 February, 2011, 03:14:56 pm
I don't really know.... You know when you have moments where you're like "hey, you know what would be stupid but somehow funny" to yourself and you're so into the idea you actually do it? It was like that....

To be honest I have no idea what the **** I was thinking at the time.... But I don't regret it....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 18 March, 2011, 07:37:03 pm
Just what the hell have I done?

I was on /a/ and there was a thread where people combined a reaction image with an anime character....

I was kinda bored so I took some requests....

First there was this....
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/262/dwespair.jpg)

Then I was asked to do this....
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/9692/mysteryofsasshi.jpg)

And then.... This....
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7206/gingaf.jpg)

What have I done?

The whole thread was pretty funny by the way.... But man was my **** creepier than the rest....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 19 March, 2011, 01:01:27 pm
Oh god I just raped my stomach....

Pizza, burger, sausage, chicken, bacon, cheese, sausage, more bacon.... All in a bun with every sauce.... Even this super spicy one....

I ate the whole thing and now I feel so bad.... But I don't regret it....

Those Epic Meal Time guys make it look so easy.... It is but afterward you feel like ****....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 19 March, 2011, 01:20:58 pm
You eat more junk food than I do. And that says a lot.

You fat ****.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Ahriman on 19 March, 2011, 02:14:41 pm
Sounds like delicious.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: TBizzle on 20 March, 2011, 04:21:53 pm
Just what the hell have I done?

I was on /a/ and there was a thread where people combined a reaction image with an anime character....

I was kinda bored so I took some requests....

First there was this....
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/262/dwespair.jpg)

Then I was asked to do this....
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/9692/mysteryofsasshi.jpg)

And then.... This....
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7206/gingaf.jpg)

What have I done?

The whole thread was pretty funny by the way.... But man was my **** creepier than the rest....
(http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4867/foundyou.png)

GAHURR


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 20 March, 2011, 04:36:34 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO!

My trip is revealed!

But due to my typing style even without it you'd still know it was me....

How long have you known BIZZLE? HOW LONG?!


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 20 March, 2011, 04:48:40 pm
Oh god I just raped my stomach....

Pizza, burger, sausage, chicken, bacon, cheese, sausage, more bacon.... All in a bun with every sauce.... Even this super spicy one....

I ate the whole thing and now I feel so bad.... But I don't regret it....

Those Epic Meal Time guys make it look so easy.... It is but afterward you feel like ****....
This post makes more sense considering the profile you're currently using


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: TBizzle on 20 March, 2011, 05:01:12 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO!

My trip is revealed!

But due to my typing style even without it you'd still know it was me....

How long have you known BIZZLE? HOW LONG?!

A COUPLE HOURS OLO.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 20 March, 2011, 05:08:38 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO!

My trip is revealed!

But due to my typing style even without it you'd still know it was me....

How long have you known BIZZLE? HOW LONG?!

A COUPLE HOURS OLO.

Great now BIZZLE is gonna stalk me on 4chan....

Hey BIZZLE do you post in caps on /a/?


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 20 March, 2011, 05:12:25 pm
I think you'd be able to point him out pretty quickly if he did.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: TBizzle on 20 March, 2011, 05:12:40 pm
I DON'T POST AT ALL


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 20 March, 2011, 05:18:49 pm
So you'll just watch me.... So be it....

I suppose there are few here who would post on /a/....

By the way if you couldn't tell from what I said in that post the CDi Asuka image is my handy work too....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Marie Rose on 20 March, 2011, 05:19:44 pm
Lurking is totally in now. I was lurking **** before it was cool.


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: TBizzle on 20 March, 2011, 05:21:12 pm
So you'll just watch me.... So be it....

I suppose there are few here who would post on /a/....

By the way if you couldn't tell from what I said in that post the CDi Asuka image is my handy work too....

THAT ONE IS EXCELLENT


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 20 March, 2011, 05:30:10 pm
I can see people using it.... I am so proud of myself....


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Ahriman on 20 March, 2011, 05:33:24 pm
tripcodes are for fags


Title: Re: evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....
Post by: Esh on 20 March, 2011, 05:41:22 pm
I used it for a Gintabro thread for a joke and because Firefox saved it I used it without knowing it.... Then I was like **** it....