Ultimate Paradise

These are some things i wrote                                                                       I would erase adolph hitler. Then there would be no pain for the jews

hobos arent bad but i know they steal alot

i seemed to really have enjoyed writing etc.

stealing can get you arrested

i know for a fact because my sister is in jail for stealing

one day i was walking home from school when i noticed a midget running with a torch. What was that about i thought. Spoiler alert the midget burned my house down

last i would live in quebec quebec which is located in quebec in canada

i was such a weaboo as a teen

Nothing has changed.

nobody cares if your right Dx besides im not as bad as the ex     

instead of going outside and having a squirt gun fight, people are on w.o.w fighting monsters

for example, you buy a sofa online. You never knew you had a virus. So your credit card turned into a cookie and a hacker has been using it!

That.

That almost managed to make sense.

It's maddening.

children like family time with there parents

for example, dont beat your children constantly. Thats bad.

last thing you should do is discipline your kids. Not like beating them.

normally they do what shouldnt be done but they should do what should

first we would talk about voices he did. Then we would talk about regular things.

i would take anne frank to the library to show her how her book became famous and how hitler lost

Oh look.

It's the second coming of Dmax.

as a kid, i watched a lot of tv. Mainly cartoons, but still.

whos dmax? Im a noob as zf just said and she doesnt remember him

She's lying to you.

she said shes trying to remember but its been so long. All she remembers is he was in the clash of smash

most murderers do get full year

in most states the death penalty is done

This would be a lot easier for me if you weren't posting in non-sequiters.

Also, he was worse than me. In everything. And this board was his home base.

at least once a day a persons identity is stolen. Because police dont know if it was true that this person who now has the others identity because it could be that there the real person. There let go until it is proven true.

Im sorry. My essays were comedic and grammar nazi gold.   ohh ok. Did he die in a volcano accident?

apparently n  a   z   i   is a bad word

when someone needs quiet, i am quiet

He shows up every now and again outside of CoS, but less and less as time goes by.

And we're better off for it.

oh wait. I think i have seen him around here once or twice before.

and im guessing from what else you said he was a jerk?

Bigger one than I am.

along with general tsaos chicke it would have brocoli,and chicken, sweet and sour chicken, and various other chicken.

apparently i thought rapists became pedobears

That is a very scary thought actually. A bigger jerk then salty.. O.e

Oh, it's not so bad. I used to be a bigger jerk than I am now, after all.

america has already got a large number of violence

steroids cause you to get angry and kill your family

true. Your not that bad. If you were i would hate you. Actually after the jared milton thing i respect you a lot more

apparently i thought drastically was pronounced and spelled jurasically

Jurasically different meanings, those.

With Velocirapetors, even.

Dont forget pedosaurus rex

Doc: .__. these were from high school essays?


(Also, Dmax is chained up in RPs, by his own request i believe...)

xD yes they were. What made it even more sad was the fact they were all from my 12 grade year. Plus i got 25 out of 25 on almost all of them which shows how much effort we were supposed to put in them

Hitler was a D bag

Ah, good times, good times.