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General Category => Random Junk => Topic started by: Imploded on 23 November, 2011, 02:49:39 pm



Title: FB status of the Year
Post by: Imploded on 23 November, 2011, 02:49:39 pm
"i named my hard drive "dat ass" so every month my computer asks me to back dat ass up"


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Marie Rose on 23 November, 2011, 03:35:01 pm
That's quite amusing.


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 23 November, 2011, 06:56:38 pm
That's quite comical, old boy.


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 23 November, 2011, 10:35:57 pm
oboyoboyoboy new useless posters


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Esh on 24 November, 2011, 03:12:28 am
Actually he's not new at all....


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Imploded on 17 December, 2011, 06:28:11 pm
oboyoboyoboy new useless posters

Go **** yourself!


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Esh on 17 December, 2011, 06:37:27 pm
Oh you....


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 17 December, 2011, 06:51:33 pm
Unfortunately, I've not yet found a female version of myself, and the possibility of cloning is still decades in the future.


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 17 December, 2011, 08:32:21 pm
salty expects nothing less than himself in women


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 17 December, 2011, 08:34:18 pm
salty expects nothing less than himself in women
well it's not like I'm going to **** a male version of myself. I'm not gay after all


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Esh on 18 December, 2011, 10:35:36 am
Well seeing as cloning would be incest and you can't clone anyway you may as we just impregnate a hot woman and when she gives birth to a girl leave her and take the baby raise her to be like you and hope that she'll love you in the end.... Though to avoid incest altogether you could adopt.... And I have to agree I like the sound of the later part.... Hmmm....


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Ƨɒlƚy on 18 December, 2011, 12:25:25 pm
Every single time I think I'm fucked up, along comes ESH...


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Esh on 18 December, 2011, 12:54:23 pm
Isn't it great knowing whatever you do you'll never be creepier than me.... Just think of the uses for knowing such information alone.... You could do some really creepy **** with someone and when they start to get creeped out show them something I've said/done and you'll look normal.... You could get away with so much....

Works for me too because they don't know that I'm me...


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Marie Rose on 18 December, 2011, 01:17:03 pm
*SHLICKT*


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Spring-Loaded on 19 December, 2011, 03:33:22 pm
*stern stare*


Title: Re: FB status of the Year
Post by: Esh on 19 December, 2011, 03:53:29 pm
You know I could tell you what I imagine happens with that sound effect but it'd be too much for you to take.... Plus what you imagine yourselves should creep you out enough already....