Ultimate Paradise

Title: Working on it... :/

Chapter One: It Begins.

It was peaceful enough on that bright summer day. The kids were playing in the park. All was right in the city of Edge. Until that afternoon.

“Sir, everything is in place. The military forces have been distracted by our attack on Oakhurst, if we attack now, they’ll be totally defenseless.”

“Very good, Danerd. Send in the clones.”

“Yes, my liege. I’ll make it so.” And he was off.

“Oh, and Danerd…”

“Yes, lord?” He replied. “Did I do something wrong?” He thought, sweat riding down his cheek.

“Make sure Ahriman doesn’t do anything stupid…”

“Of course.”

Moments later, thousands of Kratos Aurion clones descended upon the Edge. The people were completely undefended. However…

“Waluigi! How’d they get in here?” David yelled from his office.

“I don’t know sir, but they’re everywhere! The military is in Oakhurst dealing with them, I don’t know how much longer the militia can hold out!” Waluigi responded. He was rarely panicked, but if he was, you know it’s a crisis.

“Very well,” He said, suiting up. “Is Mecha Sonic fueled up?” Just that instant, a blue flash appeared at his side.


“Mecha Sonic, reporting for duty,” said a metallic, nonchalant voice. “Awaiting orders. All systems at 100 %.”

“Excellent,” David responded coolly. “Where’s…” David then turned towards his office window, seeing a black and red trail of light tearing up and down the street, taking down Kratos-Clones as he went.

“That fool…” David whispered. “…Amazes me sometimes. Everybody, move out!”

When the other three arrived on the street, the team was assembled.

“Dark Lead Urban Defense Squad! Move out!” David shouted. The clones wished they were never cloned.

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“Gaffit! What’s the status on that thing you’re making?!” The voice of General True was heard throughout the bunker.

“Almost ready, just gotta work out some kinks… and… done,” Gaffit exclaimed with a sense of accomplishment. “Now then, we’ll need to get it right at the edge of Oakhurst for it to work. All the citizens are evacuated, right?”

“Yeah, everybody’s out. So, exactly what is this thing?” General True was not what you would call tech savvy. He could hardly work his scouter let alone a sonic resonator.

“It’s a sonic resonator. It emits high frequency sound waves which, while completely impossible to hear, turn brains to mush! They don’t penetrate the ground though, so as long as everybody is underground, they’ll be fine. Our real targets are obviously the clones, but more importantly, the original, Kratos Aurion himself. He may be here, as this is a large scale attack, but its doubtful. Either way, this will win the battle for us, but it’s a single use device. After that, its resonation device shatters and its impossible to replace.” Gaffit was very proud of his creations, his most prominent being ToolBox, a sentient toolbox with an infinite arsenal of tools and heavy weaponry.

“To be honest, I just wanted to know what it does,” True said as if he had ignored everything Gaffit just said. “Fire it up!”

After dragging it to the edge of the now burning town, Gaffit typed in some information and the activation key. But something went wrong. The whole machine began vibrating, the ground began trembling, and the core of the machine began glowing.

“Oh crap…” Gaffit knew what was about to happen. He set the power level, but the machine must have reset itself to default. The default is enough to level a city. “Everybody down!” Gaffit shouted, diving towards the earth. The rest of the squad followed, and the machine activated. A massive wave of sound emitted from the satellite that was facing the down, and everything it passed was leveled, accompanied by a huge explosion. The clones too exploded into bloody mess, leaving chunks everywhere. The sound was audible, piercing the ears of the military forces like nails on a chalk board. The forest at the other edge of town was turned to dust. The area was completely devoid of life.

“Eh heh… My bad…” Gaffit was in trouble. Big trouble.

Good, it's got it's own little theme. Very diferent from the other user stories.

I'm enjoying this so far.  Keep up the good work. ;D

Ah snaps.

 :-[

XD I hope you all like it!

Also, I wrote this last night, and I've already started the next chapter. I may be able to squeeze in another update by the end of the day, if not, I'll be gone for the next four days. Vacation.

Chapter 2: A Clever Ruse

“Alright, boys! I’m going Goku!” David shouted to his team.

“Right-o, sir! I’ll handle the ones up front! ROSETHRONE WHIP!” With that, a huge barbed vine-whip with a rose pommel appeared in Waluigi’s hands. The barbs dripped poison. “Showtime!”

Dancing about eloquently, Waluigi lashed at the clones, taking them down one by one. Meanwhile, Shadow was dashing about in the distance. “Chaos Control! Chaos Spear!”

Huge shafts of golden light flew from Shadow’s open palm, as the Chaos Emerald in his belt buckle began glowing. The shafts met their marks: The clones. Each one fell over in pain as the spears flew through there body. Most them were dead, and whoever wasn’t was perforated by Mecha Sonic’s chain guns.

“Alright, ready to go!” Suddenly, David’s power suit changed to an orange martial arts out fit, and his hair became spiked up.

Thousands of clones swarmed his front. “Big mistake,” He muttered, brining his hands together. Energy began gathering there, forming a blueish-white sphere. “Kame… Hame…” He brought the energy foreword and separated his hands. “…HA!” The energy exploded into a wave of violent force, over taking each and every clone. As it swathed over them, the area was over flowing with intense power, lifting the rocks from the ground. When the wave dissipated, nothing was left but a crater dug into the ground where the wave swathed over.

“Hehehe, David! Your Goku form has grown more powerful than before! Have you been training while I wasn’t around?” Waluigi shouted while lashing through more clones. “Perhaps you should consider copying these clones! With enough training you could become quite the adept swordsman! Just look at the original Kratos!”

“Not a bad idea, Wa…” David was cut off by a shout from Mecha Sonic, who was aiming his chain gun at David’s head. “Duck!”

David did so, and the robot fired. David turned around to see the perforated corpse of a clone.

“Ah Mecha. Where would Dark Lead be without you?”

“In your graves, sir. I’m picking up a reading from Market Street, Koopa Paratroopas have arrived there. They are armed. Current course of action?” Mecha was always known for his dry sense of black humor. It was at times what kept the team sane, and at other times the bane of their existence.

“Market Street, eh? Plan a course directly there and take out all the paratroopas. Leave one though. For interrogation.” And with that, the mechanized hedgehog was off.

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“I set the power level to brain-mushing only! I don’t know how, but something, or someone, changed it back to default in the 5 seconds it was powering up,” Gaffit explained to True. “Someone with an extensive knowledge of technology, and an experienced hacker to boot.”

“I don’t care about excuses! You obviously set the power level to high! We gave you specific orders to only kill, not damage property! Now look at the place, a barren wasteland! Completely lifeless!” General True was not pleased. Oakhurst, his hometown, reduced to rubble. Fortunately, all the people made it out.

“I’m sorry to say this Gaffit, but you are hereby discharged from the service, without any chance of rejoining. Your lucky I’m not charging you with a federal crime.” True said with dismay. “You can stay with us until we get back to Edge, at which point you are never to associate with us again. I’ll cover your back, don’t worry about jail.”

Gaffit was shocked. One of the highest ranking military scientists, discharged just like that? Something was up, Gaffit would get to the bottom of it.

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“Hmm. Everything’s going exactly as planned. Dark Lead is coming here, leaving City Hall undefended. FIRAGA!” The cloaked figure waved his hand under his robes and huge ball of flame fell down from the blue skies above, enveloping the surrounding area, while the paratroopas wreaked havoc with assorted weaponry. “All according to- ” He was cut off by a Kamehameha wave hitting him in the back.

“Not as strong as David’s… Mecha Sonic…” The mage rebounded with cat like grace. “Mecha Sonic! Glad you could come! But tell me, where are the rest of your playmates? Hiding under the bed I presume?”

“Very funny, Ahriman,” replied the robot coolly, his hand still smoking from the Kamehameha Wave. “A shame you didn’t die last time we met, the dead are must be bored what with all the clones coming their way.”

“Hmm… Looks like I’ll have to move the other three as well… Unless David hasn’t grown more powerful since our last run in at Oakhurst,” Ahriman thought. “Speaking of Oakhurst…”

“What the hell is going on here?” shouted the ever loud General True, standing at the gates with his men. “I thought you freaks were attacking Oakhurst!”

“Ah, general, our raid of your hometown was naught but a clever ruse, and you fell for it, hook, line and sinker,” Ahriman said coyly.  I love it when a plan comes together. And speaking of plans, I have a stock market to rob. Ciao, gentlemen! Image!” With that, three more Ahriman’s appeared, and with a shout of “Teleport!” they were gone.

“The stock market? Alright men! Head to the Stock Market! Mecha, I’m sure you can clean up here?”

“Like a murderer in an orphanage.”

“Ah, yes. Well…” True responded, puzzled. “All men, to the Stock Market! Gaffit, you head home.”

“Right, of course.” And with that, they were off, leaving Mecha Sonic to clean up like murderer in an orphanage.

“I’ll never understand that robot…” thought True aloud on his way to the Stock Market.

*Clapping*

Am I possesed?

Not at all.

Looks good.

When will I show up?
Do I get to save the day?
Is the announcer going to say, "Looks like the day was saved, thanks to ZeldaFan!"?
CAN I HAVE PIE!?

All right, it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Go me!

This is excellent! 10/10!

well to bad im blind otherwise i would read this....

Chapter 3: The Two Kunoichi

Upon arriving at his home office, Gaffit was presented with three options. He could sit in front of his computer and try to figure out what was up with True, eat a most likely week old cookie he found lying on his desk, or go help the two chicks who were battling clones outside his window.

“Sigh… Could this day get any worse?” Gaffit though aloud.  “First I get discharged, and now I have to fight?”

After strapping on his jet pack, Gaffit dived out the window carrying a Razor Laser cannon in one hand and ToolBox in the other.

“Michal! You know what to do!” shouted one of the girls.

“Right! Here goes nothing!” replied the other. “Storm of Seven Winds!”

With that, her five katana flew from their sheaths and a strong gale blew through the streets, lifting up everything that wasn’t nailed down. At the same time, the other girl leapt into the air. While the katana flew at the clones, slicing them up as if guided by invisible hands, the second girl dived down from above, wielding a dagger in one hand and scimitar in the other, slaying clones with every dive.

When all the clones were dead, the katana sheathed them selves and the second girl landed to the right of the other with style.

Gaffit was dumbfounded. “And just who are you two?”

The one with katana unsheathed her boken and struck a dramatic pose, while the one did the same with her weapons.

“We are…” the said in unison. “Michal!” “Rae!”

“The Two Kunoichi!”

Gaffit was once again dumbfounded. “Well, you came at just the right time…” Gaffit said shyly. “I was, you know. Just about to whoop them all myself, but, you… you guys did a great job yourselves.”

“Beaten the punch by these two?” Gaffit thought, staring at the two. “I don’t like it. Something’s definitely up.”

“Don’t worry, we’re working with Edge,” said Rae, as if replying to Gaffit’s thoughts. “We’re the two most elite ninja in all of the land, let alone Edge.”

“We’re actually kunoichi,” Michal piped in. “Female ninjas. And I for one am very proud of that.”

“I personally don’t care about title,” said Rae. “As long as we can kick ass, does gender really matter?”

“Not at all,” Gaffit said with annoyance creeping into his voice. “But what does matter is that Ahriman has just summoned about a hundred clones to flatten us, and that his hovering right above us.”

“Ah, Gaffit. Ever the observant one. And who are these two beautiful ladies?” the wizard pondered, slowly lowering to the ground. “I am Ahriman, the most powerful Black Wizard you’ll meet in any lifetime!”

He bowed before the two kunoichi, pulling a rose out from under his robes. “And with that…” suddenly the rose began dripping with poison. “… I bid you adieu. Destroy them!”

He threw the rose at the ground and toxic waste exploded from it, meanwhile Ahriman teleported to behind his soldiers, throwing fireballs from a distance.

The two kunoichi leapt out of the explosion, reacting almost before it hit the ground. Gaffit, too, jet packed out of the way, some of the poison hit his leg, numbing it entirely.

“Ah crap! ToolBox! Fix up my leg!”

“Right sir. Would you like a Klondike with that?”

“Why not.”

With that, a Klondike Bar popped out of ToolBox and into Gaffit’s hand, while he began firing Razor Lasers at the opposition, tearing through them like a hot knife through butter.

Meanwhile, Rae dashed about through the army, slashing clones in the back of the neck, while Michal’s katana orbited her, slicing up clones while she beat them into submission with her boken.

Once all the clones were finished, Ahriman was left standing amongst the bodies.

“Ah, it seems as though the kittens have claws. And Gaffit, your technology always ceases to amaze me. Now then, what say we settle this like civilized human beings? Fissure!”

Suddenly, the ground began shaking, and a huge canyon open underneath the three. A blot of lightning flew from Ahriman’s hands, destroying Gaffit’s jet pack. They fell in, screams of terror being heard from the darkness below.
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“Sir! I’m getting a reading from the Tech District! I’m heading there now!” Waluigi shouted to David, rolling the R’s.

“Hm. I too am getting something.” Shadow said quietly, after firing off a Chaos Blast, annihilating the clones. “From the Fashion District. I’ll check it out.”

“Right! I’m heading to City Hall! I’m getting another reading!” David told his men. “And if its Ahriman or Judgment Angel, run! We all know we can’t take them alone,” Daivd warned. After changing into Mario’s get-up, he began wall jumping from building to building, heading towards City Hall. Shadow used Chaos Control to warp to the Fashion District, while Waluigi swung from the traffic lights and telephone poles using his Rosethorn Whip.

"Little do they know they left the Stock Market and the rest of the Financial District undefended..." thought Ahriman aloud as he walked up to the City Bank...

*reads*
*nods head in approval*

If your getting impatient, don't worry. Your set to appear later in the show. You are after all, the main villain.

Meh.
*stiil nods*
It's good. But needs moar action. Hopefully we will get to see Ahriman vs Darklead soon...

*does the nice guy pose*

It's so very youthful! I approve! I approve!

Well I'm still sort of introducing characters...  ;D

Chapter 4: Like a Four-Pronged Fork, Stabbing at the Helpless Noodle

As Ahriman plodded up to the stock market, the so-called security guards attempted to gun him down. Dodging the bullets with ease, he froze them all solid with a single Blizzard spell.

“I love it when a plan comes together,” rambled the Black Wizard in monologue. “While Dark Lead out dealing with my Images, I come here to steal the most prized possession of the mayor of Edge: His money. Yes, the stock market, where every dollar of the Mayor is invested. A fool, truly. No idiot would go all in on something as risky as this.”

Blasting open the door to the mayor’s account, where cash is kept in paper, not virtually, Ahriman summoned forth a Bag of Infinite Holding, and stuffed the money inside. Moments before leaving, however, something caught his eye. A magic tome. What was written in its pages, not even Ahriman knew, but the call of more powerful magic was to strong to resist. Leaving the vault empty as the mayor’s head, he calmly walked out of the stock market, tipping over the frozen citizens, shattering them to dust.

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“Crap! It is Ahriman… Ah, I can’t just run! But I’ll die if I don’t… Oh what to do…”

Nearly the same thought ran through the heads of all Dark Lead, except Mecha Sonic, who was dealing with clones and another Ahriman image with the help of General True’s army. However, when the real Ahriman was finished, the images vanished before leaving a single message.

“Dark Lead, the so-called perfectly organized Urban Defense Squad, fell for the plan of a single wizard. Well I must say, I don’t enjoy taking candy from a baby. I’ll be at the Stock Market if any of you wish to prove your mettle! Ciao!”

And at that moment, all of Dark Lead uttered a single word before heading to the Stock Market: “Crap!”

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David was the first to arrive at the stock market.

“Ahriman, you bastard!” shouted the overall clad man. “Drop the cash now, or I’ll be forced to… erm, use force!”

“Yeah! And I’ll have to prick you like a rose!” Waluigi said, swinging in.

Just then, Mecha Sonic spin-dashed onto the scene. “And I’ll have to send you to the grave you so rightfully belong in.”

“And I’ll just have to kill you.” Shadow was never known for good humor.

And so Dark Lead was assembled once again. Standing before the magician, one would imagine they would easily win. They would also be wrong.

“Very well. As you can see, you fell for four images. Like a four-pronged fork, stabbing at the helpless noodle. Well then, shall we dance? Flare!”

Suddenly four huge pillars of flame began spinning around the party, generating intense heat.

“Everybody get out of here!” David shouted, and his team dived out of circle of flame before the pillars exploded with energy. “Mecha, annoy him! Waluigi, open up with the whip! Shadow, range attacks! I’ll take him in mortal combat.”

His overalls suddenly changed into Saiyan armor, and his hair became spiked up intensely.

“Hm. Let’s see just how powerful Vegeta is…”

“The Z Fighter, eh? Protect!” A shell of energy revolved around Ahriman as he awaited the impending assault.

Dashing towards Ahriman, David unleashed a rapid barrage of punches on Ahriman. Ahriman, the spell absorbed them. The spell could only take so much, however, and it shattered, leaving Ahriman open to another barrage. Instants before the barrage was unleashed, David was hit by a bolt of lightning that flew from Ahriman’s hand. David was sent flying, but while in midair, he unleashed the Galick Gun. It hit Ahriman dead on, yet he rebounded and launched a Firaga spell.

David, however, was not so lucky. He flew through a building on the other side of the street and crashed through to the other side. After skidding on the ground, he flew up over the building and rapidly unleashed Destructo Disks towards the dark wizard.

Ahriman, distracted by David’s attacks, was hit in the side by a Kamehameha wave from Mecha Sonic, who then unleashed his chain gun. Blocking the bullets with a shell, Ahriman turned his attention to Shadow. Flying at the hedgehog with inhuman speed, he unleashed a Firaga spell with his hand on Shadow’s gut. The fire energy channeled straight into him, but not before he flared his Chaos Aura.

The Ahriman Shadow was fighting dissipated, and the real one appeared behind David. Firing a Blizzaga at his back, David was sent flying towards the ground. Mecha Sonic rushed to catch him to prevent him from shattering and began thawing him out. Waluigi, meanwhile, shouted “Drop Rocket!” (rolling the R’s) and flew at Ahriman, his foot surrounded by purple energy.

Ahriman took the blow to the face, but then fired a thunder at Waluigi. He dodged it, but after a quick glanced realized the nature of the spell.

“Hmm… Only a weak Thunder? His mana must be low. This fight is nearly over…” Waluigi thought.

“Whirluigi!” Waluigi began spinning rapidly, and a whirlwind began spinning up around him. It drew Ahriman in, and despite his best efforts, he was thrown into the air by the force of the tornado.

“Drop Rocket! Wall-Luigi!” Waluigi’s foot began glowing once again, and hi sailed it straight into the now air-borne Ahriman. He was spiked into the ground, and entangled into a wall of purple vines.

Waluigi landed triumphantly, being the only member of Dark Lead not injured. (Mecha Sonic was hit by the now-frozen David whilst trying to catch him)

“Well, Ahriman! Seems as though Dark Lead was too much for you, eh?” Waluigi announced. “Just remember, next time you try to-” He was cut off by Ahriman teleporting out of the vines and to behind Waluigi.

“Look who’s high-and-mighty now, eh?” Ahriman said. With a flick of his fingers and of “Thundaga!”, Waluigi was sent flying. Another shout, and Mecha Sonic too was frozen solid.

“Tell your other two playmates not to mess with Ahriman. They WILL regret it. Ciao, gentlemen! Teleport!”

Ahriman vanished, yet appeared atop City Hall. “Alright, Judgment,” he said, speaking into a walky-talkie. “ Dark Lead is out for the count. Fire the nuke.”

“You’ve done a good job today, Ahriman. Oh, and what of Gaffit?”

“Discharged from the military, courtesy of your newest apprentice, True, and sent hurtling down a fissure, courtesy of me.”

“Perfect.” Judgment Angel pushed down a button, and a nuclear missile was fired from Judgmental Utopia of the Destructive God (JUDG) HQ, with a crash course to Edge.




Hmm... My chapters are getting longer and longer... I really like this one, I love how that action scene came out.  ;D

I'm enjoying this! Your catching Dark Lead's personality perfectly!

*glee*

It would seem I'm a lot like Dimentio. That's awesome. >_>

Love the missile!

 ;D

I'm really enjoying this story. Keep up the good work!

>_> I wonder if Gaffit can figure out what I'm going to do next.

*coughthinkCoScough*

Next chapter, NA0!

.5/3 done...  ;D

I think I have a good idea of what may happen. And Ariham knocked around Goku like he was nothing, how the hell are we supposed to compete with that!?

>_> It was actually David in Vegeta form.

Yeah, Ahriman's tough. But I have plans.

i cant read this. im to lazy...

Chapter 5: Between a Rock and a Hard Place

“I can’t believe this! Those two wall-jump out of here and leave me to fall to my death!”

Gaffit was most displeased. The Two Kunoichi used their ninja capabilities to jump from wall to wall to get out of the fissure, but they forgot about Gaffit.

Suddenly, Rae appeared beside him, grabbed his shirt, and with a shout of “Double Substitution!” Gaffit and Rae both appeared at the edge of the fissure.

“Well then, what’s next? I’ve got plenty of ideas for a counter-attack…”

“I think we have bigger problems now, Gaffit,” Michal said, gazing towards the sky. “Look! A missile!”

“Hmm… And by the looks of things,” Gaffit threw on his binocugoggles. “It’s a nuke… We’re doomed.”

“Don’t say that! I’m sure you could come up with something!” Rae said encouragingly, despite knowing all hope was lost. “You’re the legendary Gaffit, inventor extraordinaire!”

“I know what to do,” Gaffit said, staring at the ground. “It’s just that if I do what I think I should do, Edge is destroyed anyway. We’re really between a rock and hard place here. Either course of action would be detrimental to the city of Edge… The nuclear energy of that nuke, knowing Judg, would definitely be enough for the Atomic transformation…”

“Huh?” they both said in unison.

“Sigh… I’ve got this thing inside me, right?” Gaffit began to explain. “And it protects me from nuclear radiation, even absorbs it.”

“So what’s so bad about that?” Michal pondered.

“Well, if I absorb to much radiation, that thing takes over. He’s called Atomic, and he may very well be the most powerful creature in the universe. And even better, he’s got a bit of a reputation for killing planets. He destroyed over 9000 galaxies before I captured him… What I’m basically saying is, if I absorb that nuke, Atomic will kill us all.”

“Well…” Rae whispered. “That pretty much sucks!”

“Tell me about it.”

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“Ok, so is everything ready?”
“Yeah, my sealing jitsu is prepared,” Rae replied. “The second you absorb that nuke, Atomic dies and you’re back to normal.”

“Perfect. And Michal, what about you?”

“I’m ready to launch the Spirit Sever. Atomic will never be resurrect by anything, ever.”

“Good. Alright, I’m going in.”

“Gaffit, you sure you wanna do this?” ToolBox asked. “I mean, there is a 32.33 %, repeating of course, chance that you’ll die.”

“It’s time I purged this demon from me,” Gaffit said with resolve. “He’s been haunting by dreams and stuffing my nightmares for long enough…”

“Very well, sir.”

Gaffit fired up his repaired jet-pack. He set it on a crash course with the missile.

“ToolBox, how long?

“30 seconds, sir.”

“Perfect.”

“Sir… Let’s say this doesn’t work…”

“It will work, ToolBox. If I don’t make it, tell Dolores… I’ve always hated her and regret going on a date with her.”

“Right, sir. 5 seconds… 4… 3… Good luck!”

Gaffit fired a Razor Laser right at the war head. The bomb exploded instantly, sending 15,000 kilotons of nuclear energy into the air around Gaffit. All of this rebounded moments before reaching its critical, and flew into the body of the scientist. Suddenly, something within him awakened. As if he had been slumbering all this time, and that bomb was his alarm clock. Something was different. Atomic had awakened.

“Mmhahaaha…”

“Final Sealing!”

“Spirit Sever!”

Two ethereal blades flew from the hands of the two kunoichi, both of them hitting Atomic dead on. However, the spirit sever hit first. Atomic was not killed. Only weakened. The Final Sealing prevented his power from ever being restored. He still had more power than most in the city of Edge, even the world. And now he was free, Gaffit lying dormant within him.

Michal stood there, munching Pocky.

“Man did we screw up.”

“Yeah.”



The Pocky was a special request.  ;)

And I know this one's a little short. The next few chapters probably will be. I'm deciding if I should have a time-skip or not. I probably won't, but anything could happen in my crazy mind. Also, I'm not particularly happen with this one, but I'll make up for it.

On a side note... *shotys Dmax in the ehad*

Mmmm, pocky!

I give it two nice guy poses out of two.

*Gai and Lee do the Nice Guy Pose*

ZF, what is the nice guy pose? I've heard of it but never seen it. And while I'm here, what's the nice girl pose? Is that the pose sakura does with her fists beneath her chin?

basicly thumbs up...

I've never heard of a nice girl pose.

But the Nice Guy Pose is where Lee or Gai give someone a thumbs up and their teeth sparkle. I'll try to find a pic or a video of it.

Ah, like they do to each other in Ultimate Ninja. I know what you mean now.

O_O

I was not expecting Atomic.

Crap.

The writers block strikes again! *my ideas run into a block instants before hitting my brain*

poopy

Chapter 6: The Climactic Battle Begins! Danerd vs. Reaper vs. LuigiKong!

Meanwhile, on the outskirts of what was once Oakhurst…

“Hmm. Nothing here. Not even a wallet. A shame, really. This used be such a…”

LuigiKong was cut off by a massive sword nearly cleaving him in half. His ninja-like reflexes and senses allowed him to dodge it without even knowing it was there. He leaped arund in an instant and saw his would-be assassin. Draped in a cloak and mask, and  wielding a broad sword with two hands, the figure was a menacing sight. An aura of dreariness seemed to exhume from him, and the mask hiding his face added to the fright.

“Reaper? Now what’s a high-class assassin like you doing in a rundown crap hole like this?”

“Money is the greatest motivator, LuigiKong. And I happened to know you owe my family quite a bit,” Reaper’s coarse voice replied. “Or rather, you stole quite a bit. I’m here to take it back.”

“Money eh? From the Haven family?” LuigiKong glanced towards the sky in thought. “Nope. Nothing comes to mind.”

At that, Reaper nearly impaled LuigiKong through the gut. “Do NOT test my patients! Where is the money?”

LuigiKong was scared now. “O-Oh! That money… Yeah, about that. I was hired to steal that it for… oh what was his name? Jubilant? Merriment?...”

“Judgment?”

“Yeah! He was the one! He said you owed it to him and he was growing tired of waiting… So yeah I don’t have it anymore. But I do have this.”

LuigiKong held up a bright shining ruby from his pocket. “It’s good luck, it is! Magic!”

Reaper rubbed his temples. “That’s plastic, you twit. Look!” Reaper pointed out a tiny “MADE IN CHINA” sticker on the underside.

“Oh… Well that sucks! I was robbed! Robbed, I tell you!”

“Said the lowlife thief… What the hell?” Reaper was rarely surprised, and this was one of those times. A sword flew from behind him and nearly impaled him through the head.  It vanished an instant later.

Reaper whipped around to see yet another figure. He wore scrubs, and was wielding a massive two-handed blade.

He gave the two a thumbs-up, a wink, and a toothy smile.

“Haha! Danerd’s the name! Assassin extraordinaire with a degree in medical science! The number one Doctor-Assassin in the world!! As versatile as a knife-wrench! As powerful as a lethal injection! As accurate as a surgeon!”

“I’ve had enough of this!” Reaper sheathed his broadsword and began twirling around twin crystal longswords, one of fire, on of ice.

“LuigiKong, where’s my money?”

“Danerd! I want my money back!”

“Reaper! You tried to kill our best thief! I’ll destroy you for that!

And so it began.

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“David! David, wake up! Come on!”

After thawing out both Mecha Sonic and David, Dark Lead was trying to awake David, who was still unconscious.

“Ah! This is hopeless!” Waluigi exclaimed. “Let’s try again in an hour.”

“He could be in a coma,” Shadow suggested from the corner. “That would suck big time.”

“I doubt it. He’s having quite a bit of brain activity. Most likely sleeping. Probably having a great dream.”

“Or reliving that whooping,” Waluigi sighed. “Seriously, guys. Ahriman destroyed us all without even breaking a sweat, while he downed us all with basically one attack! I think we need to start training a lot more than we do now! Up until now, we’ve only had to face robbers or muggers, even the occasional clone squad. But never a full scale attack like-”

Waluigi was cut off by a blast of green energy exploding through one of the walls of Dark Lead HQ. Floating outside the former wall was a glowing green figure wearing green armor of some sort.

“The Robot. Give me the robot,” said the figure. “I am Atomic, destroyer of worlds. Surrender the robot and none shall be harmed.”

“If you want to take one of us…” David muttered, awakening at the perfect time. “You’ll have to go through all of us! Dark Lead, let’s kick it up a notch!”



Yeah, this one was more comic relief than anything else. Why does Atomic want Mecha Sonic? How did LuigiKong fall for a plastic ruby? Why is Danerd wearing scrubs? Stay tuned to find out! *cut to cereal commercial*

*Eats said cereal*

*still is too lazy to read*

Nice.

heheh knife wrench......

Ah. Sorry for not updating in a while. A vicious combo of writers block and real life. Yeeouch.

*Waits patiently*

Take your time. If you rush yourself then your story will turn to crap. No need to hurry.

Good stuff...

I'm a little disheartened that I'm not in it, but it's still very good.

There was a sign up topic on the Social Board. Perhaps you'll make an appearance anyway.

Damn...

I'll cut you a deal, post a mini-profile here and I'll see what I can do.  ;)

Do I make a re-appearance?

What sort of thing are you looking for?

Name:

Alliance: (Hero, villain, or sidekick)

Weapon:

Short descripition of personality:

Name: Gargravarr

Alliance: Hero

Weapon: Twin scimitar/pistol gunblades (FFXIII-style, http://media.ps3.ign.com/media/826/826843/imgs_1.html)

Short descripition of personality: distant, but loyal to his friends, has a fairly strong sense of honour & justice


That do?

I'd like to be in...

 :(

I guess you could post a profile like Gar did and hope you get in.

Ok.

Name: Hawk(_v3)

Side: Evil.

Weapons: Sniper rifle. Explosives.

Personality: Cynical, sadistic, loves mayhem.

More in RP profile: Profile (http://newssbb.smfforfree3.com/index.php/topic,1155.msg22015.html#msg22015)

Bump.

Chapter 7: Showdown

“Alright, boys. Let’s show this green freak that Dark Lead doesn’t take anything from anybody!” At this point, David leapt into the air and his clothes suddenly became that of Broly, the Legendary Super Sayian.

“Oh dear…” Waluigi mumbled. “This is not good!”

“Shut it, Waluigi! Just fight with everything you’ve got!”

David leapt at Atomic and began rapidly punching him. Atomic was shocked. Never before had he felt pain. Now he was angry…

“Mecha! The Emeralds!”

“Right…” With that, the Seven Chaos Emeralds appeared out of thin air and orbited both Mecha Sonic and Shadow. They began glowing with an indomitable aura of pure energy, and the transformation was complete. Super Shadow and Super Mecha arose and began unleashing barrages of Chaos Spears. Atomic was getting angrier by the second…

“Hey! Don’t forget about me! Dark Waluigi!” Waluigi began spinning on his toes rapidly, a dark whirlwind of energy brewing around him. After he stopped, he was wearing his original outfit, only all black, and instead of a cap, he had a long, black mane. His moustache also extended to insane lengths.

“Rapid Dark Drop Rocket Barrage!” Waluigi began rapidly pound Atomic with all his limbs, which where encased in a gooey black-and-purple energy.

“That… is… IT!” Atomic exploded with nuclear energy, transforming the nearby area into an atomic wasteland. Dark Lead was sent flying, all critically damaged. Ahriman suddenly appeared before them.

“You impossible fools! You stand no chance of defeating him! Now get out of here, NOW!”

“Ahri…Ahriman?” David coughed. “Why the hell are you helping us?”

“Because… Some things are greater…” Ahriman’s eyes began glowing dark red. “…Than good and evil…”

David nodded. He understood now. Ahriman was never against them. There last encounter was but a test. And they failed.

“Hell no! We’re finishing what we started! I hereby grant you, Ahriman, temporary member ship to Dark Lead. Welcome aboard…” David suddenly went Super Sayian Four. “Now let’s get this party started…”
“Well…” Ahriman mumbled, his voice being parralled by a demonic one. “I thank you for the welcome but...” Leathery black wings sprouted from his back. “I work alone.”

The now full demon form Ahriman flew at Atomic, which Dark Lead trailing close behind. Bringing together all there energys: Magic, Ki, Chaos, and Darkness, they formed one huge attack. A shining rainbow of pure energy arced across the battlefield, with Atomic as its pot of gold.

However, the destroyer of galaxies would not be defeated so easily. Unleashing a thermonuclear explosion of equal power, the two beams exploded into a massive explosion. What would happen next? Only time will tell…





Hey! Remember this piece of literature? Yeah, I'm back. I'm gonna be using a timeskip for the next chapter. This took me so long because I couldn't think of anything, but with demanding PMs from users who shall go unnamed... *coughhawkcough* I finally got around to it.

Holy Crap... that Dark Waluigi idea isn't that bad...

Thank you... I figured that since everybody on your team had some sort of upgraded form, why not Waluigi have one? And his purple and black color scheme didn't help much either.  ;)

I know, I've been thinking about a form for him. In fact I might consider using that form in the RPs, if it's alright with you.

Am i in it?  ???

Woot! Go me!

...

Kinda...

I really hope I'm not the cause for someone getting killed off....

Go right ahead.  ;D I'd actually be insulted if you didn't.


Well, I'll be using a timeskip, so we'll see...


Make me a mini-profile and I'll see what I can do.  ;D

NOTE: THIS PIECE OF LITERARY WORK HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

*walks away mumbling* Damn writer's block...

*breifly resurrects topic*

Had any ideas yet?