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Creative Work => User Based Stories => Topic started by: Nintendude on 08 September, 2007, 01:47:44 pm



Title: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 08 September, 2007, 01:47:44 pm
Halloween is coming up in a month, why not greet the holiday with some tales of HORROR! Once in a while, I'll be adding new short stories to this topic. Each story will have new users. Will they live... OR DIE?!?!

*Lightning Bolt*

Probably live though.

Our first story comes from more of a Gamefaqs-y setting, but for two members, it's a one way trip to...

Story 1:

LITTLE DEVICHO'S HOUSE OF HELL


*Opens with Gamefreak Jake and CSR approching an empty house.*

CSR: I just really don't know what your so worried about...

GFJ: Well i'm not used to breaking and entering man!

CSR: Are you kidding? I've been in Devi's house hundreds of times before! I wouldn't even call it that. More of a surprise visit.

GFJ: It doesn't bother you that Devi died two nights ago?

CSR: Why should it? At least now I don't have to worry about mace!

*He feels under the carpet and pulls out a spare key. As he reaches for the door, it opens by itself.*

House: GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

CSR: *At Jake* What?

GFJ: What?

CSR: Get out of what?

GFJ: I didn't say that!

CSR: You have problems man, you should seek some help. Now let's go in this automatic door ridden house and poke a dead girl!

*They walk in, the light switch doesn't work.*

CSR: Damnit! The electricities busted!

GFJ: Here, take this.

*Gives him lit candle.*

CSR: What? No flashlight?

GFJ: Flashlights take up so many batteries though!

CSR: So you just carry a lit candle around with you all the time?

GFJ: That's the idea!

CSR: I hate you. So much.

*They go up the stairs, to a bookshelf*

CSR: Aha! One of these must open the secret entrance!

*He starts pulling books off*

CSR: No, no, no, no, no...

*GFJ sets the candle on the desk next to them, the bookshelf turns.*

GFJ: AH! HOLY CRAP!... CSR?

CSR: PICK... THE CANDLE... UP!

GFJ: Young Frankenstein reference, nice.

CSR: Just do it.

*They both go through the bookshelf together, coming to Devi's bed, where she's dead and stuff.*

CSR: There she is.

GFJ: She looks so peaceful...

CSR: Ready to poke her?

GFJ: I thought you'd never ask...

*They poke her, her spirit leaps up from her body and everything around the room starts levitating and swirling.*

GFJ: ZOIKS!

*He leaps in CSR's arms, CSR ignoring him and GFJ tumbling to the ground.*

Devicho: YOU HAVE JUST POKED YOURSELF INTO AN ETERNITY OF PAIN AND SUFFERING!... AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MACE!!!

CSR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Devicho: MUA HA HA!!!

GFJ: Wait a minute! If we both put our heads together, I bet we could-

CSR: Smell ya later!

*He jumps out the window, running away*

GFJ: COWARD!

Devicho: And now... YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE BAD PLACE!!!

GFJ: Hell!?!?!?

Devicho: WORSE!

*GFJ disappears. He wakes up somewhere*

GFJ: Wait... where am I?

GBer: Hai thar lol. Welcome to the Gamefaqs SSBB General Board!

GFJ: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Cads_473 on 08 September, 2007, 03:38:10 pm
Put me in one.
NAO.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 08 September, 2007, 03:48:08 pm
Sign Ups:

1. Cads

Sign ups guarentie you a spot in a story.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Masterman on 08 September, 2007, 07:26:22 pm
me! *signs*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: A Duck on 08 September, 2007, 07:38:59 pm
*signs up*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Cads_473 on 08 September, 2007, 08:28:51 pm
now do another one >8U


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: A Duck on 08 September, 2007, 08:34:27 pm
now do another one >8U

i could say the same to u  >:(


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Cads_473 on 08 September, 2007, 08:35:49 pm
;>_>

Im to busy SEXIN MEH GAL UP!
(>_> luckily shes to into her psp to read that...)


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: A Duck on 08 September, 2007, 08:42:30 pm
i can just copy pasta that to her profile....


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Cads_473 on 08 September, 2007, 08:59:14 pm
i can just copy pasta that to her profile....
O_O
Crap.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: sasori1122 on 08 September, 2007, 09:02:10 pm
*signs up*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Mutant on 08 September, 2007, 11:49:59 pm
*Signs up*

And I believe the term you were looking for was "Zoinks" not "Zoiks."

WTF is Zoiks anyway?


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 09 September, 2007, 12:52:52 pm
*Signs up*

And I believe the term you were looking for was "Zoinks" not "Zoiks."

WTF is Zoiks anyway?

It's from Scooby Doo.

Next one coming up...


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 09 September, 2007, 01:02:52 pm
Sign Ups:

1. Cads
2. Masterman
3. Dmax
4. sasori
5. JEI


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: I_like_Nonon on 09 September, 2007, 01:19:32 pm
Teh perv wants in.

*Signs up*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 09 September, 2007, 01:30:32 pm
Story 2:

PARADISE: FOUND

*Starts with Cads and Dmax in a bus, with other members*

Cads: I'm still not sure about this move man...

Dmax: What's there to be nervous about? No mods, no bans, Sas's new site is going to be great!

Cads: I guess you're right...

Dmax: I AM right! Look! We're here!

*They arrive with the others at Brawler's Paradise, in front of a big screen. Sasori appears on it.*

Sasori: Welcome friends! This is your new home! A place where your wildest dreams can come true with no consequinces!

*Audience cheers*

Sasori: Now go to your cleansing chambers and get ready for heaven!

*A line is formed in front of a booth with guards surrounding it. As members go in, lights are shown and they come out with weird white suits and drone like looks on their faces.*

JEI: I HATE this place! We have to go through this whole line for what? Elton John suits? I'm going back to Gamefaqs!

*The guards throw him in the booth, zapping him. He comes back out*

JEI: I LOVE THIS PLACE.

Cads: You O.K?

JEI: WHY WOULDN'T I? I'M IN PARADISE!

*He walks away*

Cads: Dude, something is up!

Dmax: Like what?

Cads: Everyone's acting weird...

Dmax: I think you're acting weird Cads, you need to relax!

Cads: I can't relax! I need a breather...

*He goes to the bathroom, Dmax goes in the booth along with the others. Sas appears on the screen again*

Sasori: WHO IS YOUR LEADER?

Members: YOU ARE.

Sasori: WHO DOES THE WORLD BELONG TO?

Members: YOU.

Sasori: Exactly! Now under my command, we will declare war on the world and take back my leadership!

Members: MU. HA. HA.

*Cads zips up and comes out of the bathroom*

Cads: I needed that...

*He pushes through the crowd.*

Cads: Sup guys. How you doin? Can I get through here? Sorry. Out of my way...

*He gets to Dmax*

Cads: Hey man, what's up?

Dmax: THE LEADER IS UP THERE.

Cads: Why do you sound all roboty?

Dmax: I AM ROBOTY FOR THE LEADER.

Cads: What?...! I know what's going on! YOU'RE ALL BRAINWASHED!

*Members all look at Cads*

Sasori: What?!? KILL THE NON-BELIEVER!

*Members approach him*

Members: ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

*Cads reaches in his pocket*

Cads: Stand back! I have... um... pocket lent!

*He runs away. A chase scene follows and he climbs a fire escape into a building. He finds Sasori there.*

Sasori: FOOL! How dare you make a mockery of me!

Cads: I'm not done yet! As soon as I tell everyone about this, you'll be finished!

Sasori: I'm afraid that won't be necessary...

*A tube surrounds Cads*

Cads: Wow... tubeular.

Sasori: NO TIME FOR PUNS! This transportation device will take care of you, then Brawler's Paradise will go in peace! This tube is a one way ticket to...

Cads: Hell!?!?!?!?

Sasori: WORSE!

*The tube sucks Cads away, into an open area.*

Cads: Where am I?

GFJ: Hai thar lol. Welcome to the Gamefaqs SSBB General Board!

Cads: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: I_like_Nonon on 09 September, 2007, 01:36:23 pm
*Shudders*

The GB.....

This is creepy stuff...


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Mutant on 09 September, 2007, 11:03:03 pm
I've got one thing to say to you.

Lern2spell.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Cads_473 on 10 September, 2007, 07:24:20 am
I signed up first, earning me main-characterism ;D

>_> although i got sent to a fate worse then hell >_<


GB... now im gonna have nightmares...


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 10 September, 2007, 05:43:47 pm
I've got one thing to say to you.

Lern2spell.

As do I...

Idontwanna.

And I'll get you a bigger part.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: A Duck on 10 September, 2007, 07:51:24 pm
Sign Ups:

1. Cads
2. Masterman
3. Dmax
4. sasori
5. JEI

hahaha im before sasori! idk y that matters....


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: A Duck on 10 September, 2007, 07:55:22 pm
this some scary stuff

*twitches*

elton....john...must....die......


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: mikey on 12 September, 2007, 12:47:33 pm
*signs*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Judgment Angel Zero on 12 September, 2007, 01:48:54 pm
*signs up*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Killer_Spatula on 13 September, 2007, 08:21:38 pm
Why not?
*throws a papyrus at nintendude with my name on it*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Adol the Red on 13 September, 2007, 09:47:27 pm
*signs up*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 13 September, 2007, 09:52:49 pm
Thanks for the support.

There will be 2 stories every weekend, I already have two planned.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: 5BASS on 16 September, 2007, 04:19:31 pm
might as well
*signs*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: sasori1122 on 16 September, 2007, 04:19:44 pm
GAH

I'm...frightening...


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 16 September, 2007, 04:36:12 pm
Crap! I forgot about this!

Thanks for bumping it. I'm gonna make one tomorrow.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 17 September, 2007, 01:41:22 pm
*signs up*

I'd like to be a crazed, random killer for once....


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Fuuka Yamagishi on 17 September, 2007, 02:25:18 pm
*signs up*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 17 September, 2007, 08:43:51 pm
Eh... hard day. I don't really want to write today, but tommorrow for sure.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Adol the Red on 18 September, 2007, 01:34:16 pm
Bump?


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 22 September, 2007, 10:44:38 pm
I know I know I KNOW. I haven't been doing this. Sadly, I'm retiring it to work on another story. Delete it if you'd like, but I think my new one will be much, MUCH better.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: HyperOmar on 22 September, 2007, 11:14:25 pm
*signs*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Link_Cable on 28 September, 2007, 08:12:14 pm
*signs*


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Nintendude on 28 September, 2007, 10:21:08 pm
I know I know I KNOW. I haven't been doing this. Sadly, I'm retiring it to work on another story. Delete it if you'd like, but I think my new one will be much, MUCH better.

Read, guys.


Title: Re: Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts
Post by: Killer_Spatula on 01 October, 2007, 08:27:30 pm
Thanks anyway, this sorta inspired me to do shorts over at Faqs. It's currently very successful. ^_^