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« on: 23 November, 2007, 10:10:17 pm »

*she slams Wario's head between the door and the door-frame, hard*

Wario: Gahh!!

The Bride: Where's Mario!?

*she slams his head in the door again, even harder*

Wario: Gnn!! Please stop hitting me.....

The Bride: Where's Mario?!

Wario: I don't know no Mario.......

The Bride: Then who are you???
*The Bride gets a flashback from when she was in a coma, and sees Wario standing in front of her bed*

Wario: Why hello there, sweet thang......I'm from south-central Mush. Kingdom......my name is Wario, and I came here to ********........

*The Bride then turns back to Wario who is crying in pain*

The Bride:..........your name's Wario, right?

*Wario gulps*

The Bride:......and you came here to ********, right?

Wario: No, wait a sec-

*The Brideslams Wario's head so hard in the door, he turns into Concussion Wario, The Bride takes his keys (with a key chain that says "WW" and a wheelchair, then wheels herself to the parking garage*

The Bride: huff......huff.....huh?

*she see a motorcycle that has the same "WW" emblem on it, she climbs onto it with great effort*

The Bride: Looking at her limp legs*.........wiggle your big toe.

*her toe does not move*

The Bride: Wiggle your big toe.

The Bride (voiceover): As I sat on Wario's bike trying to sill my limbs out of entropy,I could see the faces of the punks who did this to me, and the jerks responsible, which brings me to my first target.

*The Bride sees a flashback of four of the people who assaulted her on her wedding day, she focuses on the one on the far left*

Her name is Zelda. She will be the first one I go after because she will be the easiest to track down. Well, when one becomes the queen of the Hyrulian underground, one hardly keeps that to oneself, now does one?


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