*in the Mushroom Kingdom hospital, The Bride lies in a bed in a coma, a woman walks into the hospital wearing a skin-tight, all white suit and an eye-patch over her right eye*
Woman: *begins to whistle this song:
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/music/music03.html *
*she continues to whistle as she walks into a back room of the hospital where medicines and various supplies are kept, she finds a Poison Mushroom and draws some of the poison from it with a syringe, she then places the syringe on a tray and carries it to The Bride's room*
SAMUS ARAN: MEMBER OF THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS.
Code Name: SR388 Mountain Metroid
*Samus walks into The Bride's room, checks to see if she's still breathing*
Samus:.......I may never have liked you. Point in fact: I despise you. But that should never suggest that I don't respect you.
*She takes the syringe and inserts it into The Bride's I.V.*
Samus: Dying in our sleep is a luxury that our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.
*Samus is about to inject the poison into The Bride when her phone rings, she stops and answers it*
Samus: *sigh* Hello Mario.
*Mario is siting in a low-lighted area with a abnormally long Beam Sword*
Mario: What is-a her condition?
Samus: Comatose.....
Mario: Where-a is she?
Samus: I'm right next to her....
Mario: Way to go......
Samus: *giggles softly*
Mario: Samus, you're-a going to abort the-a mission.
Samus: WHAT?!?!?
Mario: We-a owe her better than that.
Samus: We don't owe her ****!!!
Mario: Will-a you keep your voice-a down?
Samus: *whispering* you don't owe her ****!
Mario: Look, you-a guys bet the crap-a outta that woman, and I put a fireball to her head. We did a hell of a lotta thing to that-a woman, and if she-a ever wakes up, we'll do a hell of a lot more.
*Mario grips the Beam Sword, pulls it part-way out of it's sheath*
Mario: but one thing that we won't do, is sneak into her room in-a the middle of-a the night and kill her in her sleep, like a filthy Pichu.
*he pushes the sword back into the sheath*
Because that would lower us. Okey-dokey?
Samus:.......*sigh*......yeah.
Mario: So, we-a are-a clear on all this?
Samus:......Affirmative.
Mario: Alright.......I love you!
Samus: I love you too......*hangs up, and turns to The Bride, still in a coma* thought that was pretty freakin' funny, huh? A word of advice, 'shroom head: Don't you ever wake up.
*cont.* in next post*