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The Lounge Talk Show Story (I'll continue it eventually...)

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« on: 25 November, 2007, 05:50:33 pm »

Chapter 2, Part 1

The next morning, it was time for the talk show to start. SA2, Dizi, DarkBlaze, Cujo, Izzy and Shadow_Solder are in the main room and the audience are all sitting down in their seats. Izzy is on the left side of the stage, sitting next to a grill while SS is on the right side, lying on a couch. Cujo and SA2 are the cameramen while Dizi and DarkBlaze are sitting in the middle on two chairs. SA2 walked up to the front of the stage with a microphone.

SA2: Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Jawo’!

Everyone clapped as he came onto the stage and sat down behind his desk.

Jawo’: Thank you all, now is the beginning of those interview things, now for our first guest, Pikachu!

Pikachu walked onto the stage as the Pokemon theme played and sat down in a chair next to his desk

Cujo:…Why?

Jawo’: For funnies

DB: Pikachu? He doesn’t even speak English!

Pikachu: Pika Pika!

DB: My point exactly.

Jawo’: Well is there like a translator here or something?

HouseCallDoc suddenly came into the room.

HCD: I can translate

SS: You’re a doctor, stick to one job

HCD: I ain’t got nothing to do, and you need me to understand what he’s saying

Pikachu: Pika Pi

Jawo’: What’d he say?

HCD: He says I should stay

Dizi: He’s lying, Pikachu, zap his ass!

Pikachu: Pika?

Jawo’: Translation?

HCD: lolwut?

Jawo’: Let’s get this thing started already, Doc, sit your ass down somewhere already

HCD sat down near SS while Jawo’ cleared his throat.

Jawo’: Now Pikachu, you seem to be the most popular Pokemon, like ever, what have you got to say to that?

Pikachu: Pika Pi Chu, Pikachu!

Everyone looked at HCD.

HCD: He said he feels honoured to be the most popular Pokemon and that so many people love him

Jawo’: Pikachu, did you let yourself go?

Dizi: He sure did.

Pikachu: Pika Pika Chu! 

HCD: He says he’s just big boned

DB: Those are some pretty big bones

Izzy: Tru dat.

SA2: Agreed.

Jawo’: Pikachu, you are an electrical giant rat, how does that feel?

Cujo: Makes you wonder what the producers were smoking when they came up with him.

Pikachu: Pika Chu Pi Pika Pi Chu!

HCD: He said, how would you like to feel 300 volts of electricity?

Izzy: It’s amazing how a rat can hold that much electricity

SA2: A fat rat…

Pika: Pika…

HCD: He’s awfully close to laying the shockdown on someone!

SS: Shocking!

Jawo’: Calm down now Pikachu, don’t make me get security

Pikachu: Chu…

Jawo’ looked at HCD.

HCD: Do I really have to say it?

Jawo’: Yes.

HCD: He said K’.

Jawo’: Oh…guess you didn’t need to say it

HCD: Damn straight.

Jawo’: Lets take a short commercial break for now, and when we come back they’ll be more questions.
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It showed a desert area. A bunch of soldiers holding machines guns are standing next to each other. Far ahead are a dozen tanks and several dozen soldiers carrying rocket launchers.

Soldier 1: We don’t stand a chance against that army!

Soldier 2: You’re right, we should just prepare for death

Huh?: Not while I’m around!

Someone who looked just like Mario walked up to them. He had a black cloak and gold overalls with black shades on.

Soldier 3: It’s The Mario!

The Mario: I’ll finish these invaders

Soldier 1: But you’re just one man!

Soldier 2: He’s not just one man…he’s The Mario

The Mario: And I’ve got the Power glove!

The Mario ran towards the other army and started knocking them out and destroyed the tanks. The Mario destroyed the entire army a minute later and walked up to the other soldiers again.

Soldier 3: Amazing, you truly are the king of kings!

The Mario: *Threw his fist in the air* Now your playing with power!

The N64 logo appeared in the corner and the screen went black moments later
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Chapter 2, Part 2

It cuts back to the talk show room again.

Jawo’: And we’re back! With more questions!

The crowd clapped for a few moments.

Jawo’: And where’s Trejik anyway?

SA2: Playing some racing game in the arcade

The screen shows Trejik playing the racing game in the arcade. He is on the last lap and is in first place.

Trejik: Yeah, I got this man, I got this by the ass!

The screen went back to the talk show room.

Jawo’: Now we’ll be letting the audience ask you questions

Pikachu: Pika Pi

Jawo’: I’m assuming you agree

HCD: He does

One guy stood up.

Guy: Pikachu, what language are you speaking now?

DB: I think we’d all like to know that one

Pikachu: Piiiii chuuuuu!

Everyone looked at HCD who shrugged.

Jawo’: Moving on then

Girl 1: Is it true you have a Pikachu series now?

Pikachu nodded.

Girl 2: Pikachu, why do you take that crap from Ash on the anime, he’s like the worst Pokemon trainer ever

SS: I’d like to know as well

Dizi: Yeah, you should #@$!£ slap that guy

Pikachu: Chu, Pika Pi Pi, Pika Chu, Pika Pika Pi Chu

HCD: He says that Ash and him are now good friends, earlier on he wanted to shock him to death but he’s fine now, and he gets free pie

Girl 3: Why do you keep adding new Pokemon to every main game?

Cujo: She makes a good point

Izzy: How many are there now?

DB: 508

SA2: SRSLY?

DB: It’s somewhere around that anyway

Izzy: WTF?

Jawo’: Yeah, it’s pretty random

Blue walked in a moment later

Everyone: Blue!

Blue: Hello people, got some lemonade

Jawo’: Sure Blue, Thirst, lemonade!

Thirst took a glass of lemonade and shot it like a basketball at Blue who caught it. Pichu stood up from the audience

Pichu: Pi Chu, Pi Pichu Pi Chu Pi Pi Chu!

Pikachu: Pikaaaaa, Pikachu Pi Pika Pi chu!

Pichu: Pi Pi Pi chu, Pi chuuuuu Pi!

Pikachu: Pika Pika, Pikachu Pi ka Chu!

Everyone looked at HCD

HCD: Too be honest, I can’t understand them

Dizi: I knew it! Pikachu, zap his ass!

Pikachu shrugged and chased HCD around the stage, zapping him several times.

Jawo’: Well I think that’s a rap then, I-

A Rhydon suddenly broke down a wall and roared. Pikachu jumped up and ran towards it.

Izzy: Aim for teh h0rn!

Pikachu skull bashed it in the horn and knocked it out. Lugia and Ho-oh then smashed through the ceiling and landed on some of the seats. The legendary birds and the legendary dogs came in through the sides and fired attacks at each other while the audience ran off.

Jawo’: We’ll see you for more mayhem tomorrow!

The screen went black moments later.
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