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The Night Before Christmas: A Retelling by Nintendude

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« on: 01 December, 2007, 07:41:59 pm »

Twas the night before Christmas, all through the board.
Not a member was stirring, and the trolls were ignored.

Troll: *Knocks on window in snow* Hey! You all suck! Let me in! Please pay attention to me!

*He freezes to death.*

The mods were asleep, they could have been dead.
As visions of possibilities danced in their heads.

Sas wanted a racecar, to compete in some races.
While Spat wanted bowtox in ALL the right places.

Jawo' dreamed of sprite, Fooby wanted cake,
Blue wanted Davidk to be burned at the stake.

For Ermine, a new breed of Ermine to rule,
For 911, a new name that was totally cool.

911: *Sleep talking* How about... "Mr. Roberto"?... Nah...

Random wanted cookies, Duprav wanted a sword.
ESH wanted his name in a sentence before the writer got bor

For Blaid, a basketball. For Bass, a new phone.
For Sa2, a small country in Europe to own.

As for Nintendude? He wanted world peace.
But he's not important, so the hell with him. Sheesh...

The members were quiet, asleep in their beds.
When a sound on the roof crashed over their heads!

*A sled crashes through the celling.*

"What the hell was that?" cried Blaid with fear,
as the members aproached the sled that was near.

And out from the rubble, after a long dramatic pause,
the jolly man himself, good old Santa Clause!

"Ho ho ho!" he rang, over his reindeer's corpes,
the members were thankful! As happy as...

um...

rorpes...

norpes...

horpes...

I don't know, I suck at this.

Santa stepped back at the sight of his stalkers,
As you could probably tell, he's not quiet on his rocker.

"Well well well", said he, as he raised up his fist.
"I've come to the right place... you're all on the naughty list!"

"When you're N-listed, it's not as nice as they tell,
I plan to put you all through a Christmas time hell!"

Just then, all was drastic, cause then came a boom!
And then, flames rose up, engulfing the room!

Santa laughed as he said, "You're my slaves now, you see!
Now you are my elves for all eternity!"

Zeldafan stood up, and said "Listen fat man,
You're not much of a match, your ass we will ban!"

And they were called by name, to destroy the fat foe,
and in that order, they attacked with a blow!

"On Callous! On Slayer! On Gaffit! On Reaper!
On Cable! On Lumines! On Proto! On Seeker!"

And moments later, a shock to the nation,
Santa was tied up, a hostage situation!

Gamesharkdude, who had been watching with fear,
had been the only one who had been good all year.

So he tied Kevin to the sled and together they fled,
"Never fear children, I'll save Christmas!" he said.

And he went house to house, giving gifts with good cheer.
With enough cookies eaten to fill up 7 rears!

But news got out of the sled GTA!
"This fiend must be stopped!" said wormx, "He has prices to pay!"

The the military was brought in, and homing missiles were fired!
And the sled was brought down, Kev extremly tired.

And the two were arrested, for dude thef auto,
And they spent the night with the Grinch in a cell for death row.

As they were straped to the chairs, waiting for death to pass,
The Easter Bunny came in and kicked everyone's ass!

And Christmas was saved! And everyone lived!
Except for poor Rudolf, who's soul was too, gived.

So the Brawl board let Santa go, and Santa was thankful,
"Thank you dear brawl board! This night was high rankful!"

And he said with a smile worth 10 million bucks,
"Merry Christmas to all! Except for Nintendude, who still sucks."
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« Reply #1 on: 01 December, 2007, 07:47:01 pm »

Hm... I have alot of topics on this board... think I need one of those things that store my topics?
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« Reply #2 on: 01 December, 2007, 11:16:59 pm »

Well, I'm going to bed, night.
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« Reply #3 on: 01 December, 2007, 11:39:08 pm »

You forgot one part:

HyperOmar: *sleeping* ... *wakes up suddenly* TOASTERS!!! *Santa brings me a toaster* Thanks. *sleeps again* zzz...
















... ME... WANT... CHEESE!!! *Santa brings me cheese* Thanks. *sleeps*
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« Reply #4 on: 02 December, 2007, 02:10:13 pm »

Oh yes, and Santa became Omar's slave.
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« Reply #5 on: 03 December, 2007, 05:23:54 pm »

Oh yes, and Santa became Omar's slave.

O_O
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« Reply #6 on: 03 December, 2007, 05:29:30 pm »

XD

very nice
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« Reply #7 on: 06 December, 2007, 02:55:27 am »

Made me LQTM.
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« Reply #8 on: 07 December, 2007, 07:32:19 pm »

O_o
I got in?
Thanks NTD! ^_^
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« Reply #9 on: 22 December, 2007, 12:36:21 pm »

Bumped for Holiday cheer!  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: 23 December, 2007, 01:10:27 pm »

Wow, this story rocks!!
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« Reply #11 on: 23 December, 2007, 02:01:52 pm »

Failed for no Parrothair...  <_<
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« Reply #12 on: 24 December, 2007, 10:50:05 pm »

yay
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« Reply #13 on: 28 March, 2008, 02:52:37 pm »

Hah, nice. xD
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