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« Reply #75 on: 11 July, 2007, 03:01:41 pm »

I wish I could see this show. >.>
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« Reply #76 on: 11 July, 2007, 03:06:37 pm »

Try finding stuff on the internet bass.

K: It's a red and white striped golfing umbrella!

L: You can do it!

K: No I can't, now if you'll excuse me I've gotta take the penguin for a walk.
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« Reply #77 on: 11 July, 2007, 03:11:58 pm »

L: You're gonna blame me for this, aren't ya?

K: Yes. If it weren't for you and you bananas and apples and aardvarks we would've never gotten into this mess. You sir, are a complete and total smeg head.

L: Brutal, Kryten! You just insulted me!

K: Yes. I can lie, cheat and be thoroughly unpleasant now.
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« Reply #78 on: 13 July, 2007, 03:47:10 pm »

I've been a complete and total polaroid head.
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« Reply #79 on: 14 July, 2007, 05:28:30 pm »

No electrical appliance should ever give a human being a double polaroid!
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« Reply #80 on: 14 July, 2007, 05:32:48 pm »

It was a triple-bag easy-glide vac with turbo-suction and a self-emptying dustbag.

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« Reply #81 on: 14 July, 2007, 05:37:14 pm »

K: My nipples don't work.

L: What do you mean don't work?

K: Well before the left nipple-nut was used to regulate body temperature while the right was tune my f.m. radio. Now no matter how hard I twist it I can't seem to pick up jazz f.m.
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« Reply #82 on: 14 July, 2007, 05:40:10 pm »

Hey listen, listen, I've got a joke for you.  Now, how many mechanoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
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« Reply #83 on: 14 July, 2007, 05:45:09 pm »

12!

Because they're so stupid!

Here's another, ever hear of the mechanoid peeping tom?

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« Reply #84 on: 14 July, 2007, 05:46:39 pm »

Yeah, I know what I did wrong last time. It's a mistake any deranged half-witted computer could have made.
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« Reply #85 on: 14 July, 2007, 05:51:46 pm »

Rimmer: Ahh smeg, aliens, they probably want to return glen miller.

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Rimmer(on intercom): We don't want him, you took him you can keep the bugger.
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« Reply #86 on: 15 July, 2007, 04:58:22 pm »

K: Does anyone hear anything?

L: No?

K: And do you know why we can't hear anything?

L: Why?

K: Because there are no sounds to hear!

R: Kyten, isn't it this time of the year your head goes down to the lab for examining?

Additional: Hey bass found anything yet?
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« Reply #87 on: 17 July, 2007, 12:38:09 am »

H: Busy, Dave?

L: Well, yeah, I am, actually!

H: Oh. Then you won't want to know about the two super-lightspeed fighters that are tracking us.

L: What?!

H: I'll leave you to your bubble blowing, mate.

L: No, Holly.  Hol.  Come on.

H: They're from Earth.

L: That's three million years away.

H: They're from the NorWEB Federation.

L: What's that?

H: NorthWestern Electricity Board.  They want you, Dave.

L: Me? Why?  What for?

H: For your crimes against humanity.

L: You what?!

H: Seems when you left Earth, three million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen.

L: Did I?

HY: You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three million years?

L: Yeah, they go mouldy.

H: Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's surface.  Also, you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in your bank account.  Thanks to compound interest you now own 98% of all the world's wealth.  And because you hoarded it for three million years, nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB.

L: Why NorWEB?

H: You left a light on in the bathroom.  I've got a final demand here for one hundred and eighty billion pounds.

L: A hundred and eighty billion pounds?!! You're kidding!

H: (Wearing a Grouch-Marx glasses-nose-and-moustache) April Fool.

L: But it's not April!

H: Yeah, I know.  But I can't be waiting six months with a red-hot jape like that underneath me hat.

L: So you just made it all up, then?

H: Yeah.  Bit of excitement for a while, wasn't it?  You can't beat a good wheeze.  Huhu!
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« Reply #88 on: 06 August, 2007, 04:23:11 pm »

This is not a daffodil! Repeat: THIS IS NOT A DAFFODIL!!
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« Reply #89 on: 06 August, 2007, 04:32:26 pm »

*walks in*

*guns down every thing with his dual Uzis he stole from the TIA Mansion*

*leaves*
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