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« on: 01 February, 2008, 12:45:40 pm » |
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*forces a blindfolded, bound and gagged Pac-Man onto his knees; picks up heavy lead pipe and cracks him across the face with it breaking his jaw*
Pac-Man: AGHAHGGahGLALGLL!!!!!!.......aaaghhghh!!.......uguhh.....*begins sobbing pathetically*
*drops pipe to the floor, walks over to table and picks up a Beretta magazine; begins loading bullets into the magazine one by one*
Pac-Man: Aghahhg!!!!......aghh....*hears sounds of bullets being pushed into clip* ugh??....ughghg!??!
*picks up pistol, walks over right next to Pac-Man; holds the gun and magazine up next to his head; shoves the clip into the gun so that he can hear it, he begins to sweat profusely*
Pac-Man:.....aagahgAUGHAUGAH!!!!!.......aag!!!! *begins struggling pointlessly*
*cocks pistol; slowly touches the barrel of the gun to Pac-Man's now sweaty forehead, keeps the gun there for an unnecessarily long amount of time*
Pac-Man: ..........*tears stream down his cheeks*
*Pac-Man's blindfold is now soaked with both tears and sweat; grabs it and rips it off of his face so that he may see the gun; blood pours out of his broken mouth*
Pac-Man: agh!!.......AHGLAHHLAGHLAHGHLLAGHAGHA-
*BLAM*
*dumps Pac-Man's body in an unmarked, shallow grave*
Yeah, I don't like Pac-Man too much.
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #1 on: 01 February, 2008, 01:06:58 pm » |
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His name is Puck-Man!
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Spring-Loaded
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« Reply #2 on: 15 February, 2008, 05:17:28 pm » |
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*weeks after Pac-Man went missing, Mrs. Pac-Man hears the doorbell ring; she gets up to find no one there. The only thing she finds is a box*
Mrs. Pac-Man: Hm?.....
*she picks it up and opens it; her screams are all that is heard as the box falls to the ground, Pac-Man's dried, skinned face flops out of the box and on to her porch as Pac-Man Jr. goes to see why his mother is sceraming*
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Spring-Loaded
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« Reply #3 on: 16 February, 2008, 05:48:35 pm » |
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*has one of Pac-Man's teeth polished and placed with the other teeth*
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Spring-Loaded
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« Reply #4 on: 24 February, 2008, 10:06:55 pm » |
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*walks up to Pac-Man Jr.'s window; gazes inside*
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Gaffit
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« Reply #7 on: 26 February, 2008, 07:30:43 pm » |
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Right. Now I know never to **** you off.
Well then, I'm off to call... my mother... yes, my dear mother...
*Goes to call the police*
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T23W01f
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« Reply #9 on: 11 July, 2008, 03:31:59 am » |
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scary
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Gaffit
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And here's Pac-Man now...  |
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T23W01f
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thats more like it...  |
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