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I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..!

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« on: 27 March, 2008, 04:43:25 pm »

Because it is.

I'm-a making my grand return.

With the:

Spat's Sorta Spectacular Spring Silly Short Shorts.



<_<

This way, I don't have to follow a plot and can even sorta copy Youtube videos.


Okay.

Shortnumbah1gogogo

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SHORT 1
Failure, Pregnancy, Death, and Cellular Telephones

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This is the start of the short because I can't think of anything...
[Cut to Spat]
Spat: Oh noes, I fail again, I was too lazy to put quotes in my story...
Jawo: <_<
Spat: It's too warm in here. *takes off coat* Aghach! Static electricity! My shirt!
Sasori: >_>
Spat: Ahh! Why are you in my house? *falls over and hits head on corner of a coffee table*
Spat: *resurrects self* Where are my pants!?
Jawo: ...I think you could write a book.
Sasori: Failure 101?
Jawo: Exactly.
Spat: I know what happened! The Swedish Mafia! THEY STOLE MY PANTS! *rushes out door and falls down stairs*
Sasori: ...Aren't the mafia Italian?
Jawo: I think so...
[Spat arrives at a giant castle]
Spat: You! You stole my pants!
Fooby: Um...*peers down from castle* What? You're wearing jeans.
Spat: That's irrelevant!
Fooby: Actually, it's perfec--
Spat: YOU ARE A LIE! GIVE ME MY PANTS!
Fooby: Jawo', I thought you said you'd keep him on a tight leash!
Jawo': I know I know...
Fooby: That's why I sold him to you at the pound!
Spat: YOU MUST DIE! *pulls out dagger*
Fooby: *throws King Dedede at Spat*
Spat: o.O *dashes off*
Dedede: Penguin! *squishes Jawo'*
Fooby: Oops.
[Coconut knocks Spat out]
Fooby: It was just a diversion. Sorry Jawo'.
Raizor: Nice shot, Wario.
-911-: Thank you.
Raizor: Quick quick quick soap opera time!
Fooby: What?
-911-: Not this again.
[Spotlight]
Raizor: IT WONT WORK BETWEEN US ANYMORE, LUCY! *throws a banana at Fooby and shoves him off the castle*
-911-: I'm calling a medic.
Raizor: I have a secret to tell you...
-911-: <_<
Raizor: I'm...pregnant.
-911-: ...No. You're Raizor. The male.
Raizor: Oh, yeah, right, right.
-911-: -_-...
Raizor: Got any morning sickness pills?
-911-: They're right here. Mislabled as sleeping pills. Take 12.
Raizor: Okey dokey! *gulp*
-911-: *shoves Raizor off castle*


End. <_<


It will take me a while to get into my story writing groove. Bear with me for now.
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« Reply #1 on: 27 March, 2008, 10:23:02 pm »

>_>
<_<

Am i in it?
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« Reply #2 on: 27 March, 2008, 10:34:00 pm »

i lol'd
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« Reply #3 on: 28 March, 2008, 02:49:53 pm »

I got a half good idea this time.

Short 2
Random Insanity
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[Cut to evilspacehopper fiddling around in a technical room with several TVs]
ESH: Ahahahaha! *lightning shoots from fingertips*
randomguy44: What are you up to now, Evil?
ESH: I'm making the world a stranger place. *points at TV* Starting at the Burger King drive thru.
[Cads pulls up]
ESH: Watch this. *shoots lightning*
Burger King guy: Here you go, have a nice day.
Cads: Thank you. *drives off*
Cads: Lessee here...*unwraps burger*
[TBizzle pops out]
Cads: What the--
Bizzle: *starts stripping*
Cads: O_O *shields eyes*
Bizzle: *eats Cads whole*
randomguy: Brilliant.
ESH: Heheheheh...next one...Ebay feedback. Check it out. *shoots some lightning, points at TV*
[A mauled Unreal stumbles over to his computer and starts typing]
Unreal: Note: Package contained rabid bobcat instead of office chair.
Unreal: Would not buy again.
randomguy: Wow, you think you went a little overboard?
ESH: ...Nah. Next one.
[LuigiKong morphs into King Kong and starts stomping around Indianapolis]
randomguy: Okay.
LuigiKong: *eats spriing_loaded*
randomguy: <_<
ESH: Raining Ermine time.
[Ermines start pouring down all over Canada]
Ermine 1: HELP MEEEE! *falls*
Ermine 13: Hi me!
Ermine 52: Word.
Real Ermine: D: They're all lies!
Ermine 4: Shut up. *amputates foot and throws it at Silver_Ermine*
ESH: <_< Next.
[randomguy 4 stocks Ermine in Brawl]
random: Don't you think we're going a little TOO far here?
ESH: I had to. Sorry.
random: <.<
[Snake walks in and plants a gooey bomb on random's head]
random: o.0
[Ship explodes]

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« Reply #4 on: 28 March, 2008, 04:17:08 pm »

XD
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« Reply #5 on: 29 March, 2008, 03:33:57 pm »

Heh, pretty funny.

Is I in it?
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« Reply #6 on: 31 March, 2008, 03:35:08 pm »

O_o

Tbizzle striping..... for Cads?

THE IRONY!!!! IT BURNS!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: 07 April, 2008, 12:25:10 pm »

lulz

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« Reply #8 on: 10 April, 2008, 05:41:08 pm »

Short 3
[Short clip of Dmax breaking out of a jewelry store and dashing down the street]
[Spazzypeanut walks out of the store]
Spazzy: Hey!
[Store explodes]
Policeman -911-: Look, a criminal!
Policeman Adol_The_Red: It is!
[10 minute chase ensues...when Adol pulls up to McDonald's]
Adol: Thank goodness it's open till 1.
-911-: Come on! We’re in the middle of a chase…
Adol: We gotta eat.
-911-: We’re in the middle of a chase after someone WE SAW commit a crime, the Swedish mafia are holding a superhero hostage, and YOU WANT TO STOP FOR BIG MACS!
Adol: Hey, buddy. *puts hand on 911's shoulder* I’m on your side.
-911-: …'k.
Adol: What do you want?
-911-: …I’ll take the…fish fillet…no bread…<_< shamrock shake.
randomguy44: (speaker): May I take your order?
Adol: Yeah, uhm, I’d like to get…yeah, a…fish fillet…no bread shamrock shake…*unintelligible gibberish* and four orders of fries.
-911-: *Raises eyebrow*
Adol: What?
-911-: That’s an awful lot of food for just two people Adol.
Adol: I'm quite hungry, actually--
-911-: *holds deadly cobra to Adol’s neck* WHO ELSE IS THERE!?
Adol: o.0 Sweet insanity, what is this, 9—
911: WHO!?
Adol: …It’s for BP…
-911-: Who at BP?
Adol: ...>.>
911: WHO!? *holds cobra closer*
Adol: Um.....Gaffit...Ermine...we're gonna feed Parrothair the bag--
911: What about Sas?
Adol: er.
911: WHAT ABOUT SAS!?!??
Adol: ...Sas wasn't hungry, 911.
911: …*nods, pulls cobra away* Yeah. Yeah, sounds like Sas.
Adol: Yeah.
randomguy: Sir? SIR?
Adol: Yeah…
Lord_Callous: *in car behind* COME ON, GUYS! This is FAST food! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAhyuh!
911: He knows something. *gets out of car*
Adol: ….Yeah…
randomguy: Hello. SIR!?
Adol: Oh. Yeah. Right. What did I order..?
[Order plays back over 911’s voice in the distance]
911: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!? WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE!!??!?
[Blam Boom Nuke]
Adol: <_< *facedashboard*
[911 gets back in the car]
Adol: Yeah, yeah.
[Ejection seat goes off and they both go flying]
randomguy: Sir? SIR?

I stole pretty much all of this from a youtube video. If any of you watch 24, you should find it entertaining:


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« Reply #9 on: 10 April, 2008, 11:59:45 pm »

lol "I'm on your side"
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« Reply #10 on: 12 April, 2008, 05:56:10 pm »

Whoa. It's not even my birthday (it's tomorrow) and I have $95 in birthday money.

This could be made into a short.

Short 4.
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[Spat and LuigiKong are sitting in lawn chairs, looking over the horizon]
LK: Happy Birthday.
Spat: Thanks.
[Silence]
[Spazzy flies over and drops something on spat's lap]
Spat: Huh. Another letter...must be from my grandparents.
LK: Hm. Hey look!
[Spazzy drops a letter on LK's lap as well]
LK: Yay! ...Oh.
Spat: Hm?
LK: It's from Luigi again.
Spat: *rolls eyes* What, he get scared to kill a spider in his room or something?
LK: *reading* "Dear my friend with a similar name,
I ran out of Raid the other day..." Ah, carp.
Spat: What do you know. *opens his letter* Ooh. $50.
LK: What's that, $95 now.
Spat: Yep.
[Silence]
Spat: What am I gonna do. With all this money. Without someone. Telling me what to do. Or without any Guitar Hero to buy. Or something.
[Silence]
LK: *smiles* I got a few ideas.
[Elevator music plays in the background as various clips of other things show]
[One clip comes up showing the two having bought some rock climbing equipment. They climb the side of the cliff, and LK falls off]
LK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...h....h....h
Spat: Um.
[LK has fallen about three feet onto a branch]
LK: Hm.
Spat: ...Want some rice?
[Another clip pops up, showing the two playing Guitar Hero III]
[Strum strum strum strum strum]
LK: Stupid hammer ons.
[Press press press press press]
Spat: Stupid me being on expert mode...
[LK wins by 400,000]
[Another clip comes up with both playing the newly bought Dogopoly]
LK: I really thought this would be fun--
Spat: Shut up. It's terrible.
LK: Um...
Spat: ...
LK: ...
Spat: ...
Spat: I'll buy Jack Russell from you for $400.
LK: Deal.
[Another clip comes up showing LK having bought himself a squirt gun]
LK: Heh. *shoots Magic4224 with squirt gun*
Spat: *walks over having bought himself a new handgun*
LK: O_o
[Another clip comes, showing the two on a merry-go-round]
Spat: This is definitely the highlight of my life.
LK: Yep.
Spat: How many spins did we buy ourselves again--
LK: 167.
Spat: ...Carp.
[DOO DOOO DEEEE...DOO DOO DOOO DEEEE]
Luigi: *Behind them* It's-a melting mah brain!
LK: What!? How'd you get here!?
Spat: This was one bad idea.
[83 spins later]
Luigi: o_-
Spat: -_-
LK: O_O AWHWHHAWHWAHHAH *drinks another cup of coffee* *throws it in the air* *it somehow breaks the merry go round*
Spat: Yay!
Luigi: Yay!
LK: *twitch*
Spat: Uh-oh.
Luigi: Um...how do we get off?
[Cut back to the lawn chairs]
Spat: LuigiKong.
LK: *daydreaming still*
Spat: LK!
LK: Ahh! Oh. Yo.
Spat: ...
LK: Let's get out of here.
Spat: K.
LK: You know, if we just bought some bungee cords...this cliff would be great for--
Spat: Here's 5 bucks, go buy Luigi some Raid.
LK: -_-
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« Reply #11 on: 12 April, 2008, 07:52:28 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: 27 April, 2008, 02:55:03 pm »

XD
These are excellent!

The bit with Callous in the third one made me lmao.
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