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I can't believe it's not yet another Spat user story..!

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« on: 10 April, 2008, 05:41:08 pm »

Short 3
[Short clip of Dmax breaking out of a jewelry store and dashing down the street]
[Spazzypeanut walks out of the store]
Spazzy: Hey!
[Store explodes]
Policeman -911-: Look, a criminal!
Policeman Adol_The_Red: It is!
[10 minute chase ensues...when Adol pulls up to McDonald's]
Adol: Thank goodness it's open till 1.
-911-: Come on! We’re in the middle of a chase…
Adol: We gotta eat.
-911-: We’re in the middle of a chase after someone WE SAW commit a crime, the Swedish mafia are holding a superhero hostage, and YOU WANT TO STOP FOR BIG MACS!
Adol: Hey, buddy. *puts hand on 911's shoulder* I’m on your side.
-911-: …'k.
Adol: What do you want?
-911-: …I’ll take the…fish fillet…no bread…<_< shamrock shake.
randomguy44: (speaker): May I take your order?
Adol: Yeah, uhm, I’d like to get…yeah, a…fish fillet…no bread shamrock shake…*unintelligible gibberish* and four orders of fries.
-911-: *Raises eyebrow*
Adol: What?
-911-: That’s an awful lot of food for just two people Adol.
Adol: I'm quite hungry, actually--
-911-: *holds deadly cobra to Adol’s neck* WHO ELSE IS THERE!?
Adol: o.0 Sweet insanity, what is this, 9—
911: WHO!?
Adol: …It’s for BP…
-911-: Who at BP?
Adol: ...>.>
911: WHO!? *holds cobra closer*
Adol: Um.....Gaffit...Ermine...we're gonna feed Parrothair the bag--
911: What about Sas?
Adol: er.
911: WHAT ABOUT SAS!?!??
Adol: ...Sas wasn't hungry, 911.
911: …*nods, pulls cobra away* Yeah. Yeah, sounds like Sas.
Adol: Yeah.
randomguy: Sir? SIR?
Adol: Yeah…
Lord_Callous: *in car behind* COME ON, GUYS! This is FAST food! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAhyuh!
911: He knows something. *gets out of car*
Adol: ….Yeah…
randomguy: Hello. SIR!?
Adol: Oh. Yeah. Right. What did I order..?
[Order plays back over 911’s voice in the distance]
911: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!? WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE!!??!?
[Blam Boom Nuke]
Adol: <_< *facedashboard*
[911 gets back in the car]
Adol: Yeah, yeah.
[Ejection seat goes off and they both go flying]
randomguy: Sir? SIR?

I stole pretty much all of this from a youtube video. If any of you watch 24, you should find it entertaining:


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