Killer_Spatula
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« on: 10 April, 2008, 05:41:08 pm » |
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Short 3 [Short clip of Dmax breaking out of a jewelry store and dashing down the street] [Spazzypeanut walks out of the store] Spazzy: Hey! [Store explodes] Policeman -911-: Look, a criminal! Policeman Adol_The_Red: It is! [10 minute chase ensues...when Adol pulls up to McDonald's] Adol: Thank goodness it's open till 1. -911-: Come on! We’re in the middle of a chase… Adol: We gotta eat. -911-: We’re in the middle of a chase after someone WE SAW commit a crime, the Swedish mafia are holding a superhero hostage, and YOU WANT TO STOP FOR BIG MACS! Adol: Hey, buddy. *puts hand on 911's shoulder* I’m on your side. -911-: …'k. Adol: What do you want? -911-: …I’ll take the…fish fillet…no bread…<_< shamrock shake. randomguy44: (speaker): May I take your order? Adol: Yeah, uhm, I’d like to get…yeah, a…fish fillet…no bread shamrock shake…*unintelligible gibberish* and four orders of fries. -911-: *Raises eyebrow* Adol: What? -911-: That’s an awful lot of food for just two people Adol. Adol: I'm quite hungry, actually-- -911-: *holds deadly cobra to Adol’s neck* WHO ELSE IS THERE!? Adol: o.0 Sweet insanity, what is this, 9— 911: WHO!? Adol: …It’s for BP… -911-: Who at BP? Adol: ...>.> 911: WHO!? *holds cobra closer* Adol: Um.....Gaffit...Ermine...we're gonna feed Parrothair the bag-- 911: What about Sas? Adol: er. 911: WHAT ABOUT SAS!?!?? Adol: ...Sas wasn't hungry, 911. 911: …*nods, pulls cobra away* Yeah. Yeah, sounds like Sas. Adol: Yeah. randomguy: Sir? SIR? Adol: Yeah… Lord_Callous: *in car behind* COME ON, GUYS! This is FAST food! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAhyuh! 911: He knows something. *gets out of car* Adol: ….Yeah… randomguy: Hello. SIR!? Adol: Oh. Yeah. Right. What did I order..? [Order plays back over 911’s voice in the distance] 911: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!? WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE!!??!? [Blam Boom Nuke] Adol: <_< *facedashboard* [911 gets back in the car] Adol: Yeah, yeah. [Ejection seat goes off and they both go flying] randomguy: Sir? SIR?
I stole pretty much all of this from a youtube video. If any of you watch 24, you should find it entertaining:
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