Killer_Spatula
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« on: 09 April, 2008, 03:06:19 pm » |
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Chapter 2
Unreal: Yo S-man, methinks it be way 2 easy if we, y'know, like totally just send all our jolly good guests to the Grand Hall. Sas: What have you been smoking!? Unreal: Dunno, Maniac sells some funky stuff. Sas: <_< At least it's a good idea. Unreal: WHAT I SAY!? Sas: We'll have everyone meet in the grand hall...makes things a lot easier. [Voice over on the intercom] ~10 minutes later~ Sas: Hi everyone. [General murmur] Bowser: You kind of look like a raccoon. Mario: That's not-a nice manners, Bowser. Bowser: Sorry, mommy. All of BP: O_________O Bowser: I've been wanting to do that since the day I was born. Sas: <_< Yeah, k. Anyhow. Mario? Mario: Yes, sorry. To all brawlers-a, I'm not quite sure how, but we've been warped to an alternate universe-a. Mewtwo: =Hmm, no way, genius.= Mario: And I believe there's no way for us to get back...none we've devised, that is. I can't think-a of a thing. Ivysaur: IVE, IVYSAUR SAUR IVYYYYYSAUR!!! Charizard: O_O Squirtle: Squirtle? o.0 Mario: What-a did he say..? Charizard: ...Chaaaaaaaaar. #It...can't be translated.# Diddy: #What do you mean--# Squirtle: #Honestly, just leave it at that. O_o# Mario: ...Okay-a. I'll just ignore this awkwardness. But we'll make-a our home with these people for now-a, so get acquainted and have fun-a. We'll be sure to figure everything out soon. Questions? Metaknight: *sneezes* Yeah, um, do you guys know what tissues are by any chance? Sas: *facedesk* Spat: They're over here. *Throws box at Metaknight* Meta: Ahh, thank you-- [Wolf swats it down] Wolf: Can't let you eat those, Star-Meta. Metaknight: ...I was not going to eat them. Wolf: Oh. Have fun, then. [walks away] Samus: You have a nose? Metaknight: It's very complicated. See, I-- [Master Hand breaks through the wall] Gaffit: Holy crap! Master Hand: Hello! This entire idea of living here is pathetic, meaningless, senseless, and stupid! Go on with it! Samus: Yeah, um, we don't have a way to get back either. Master Hand: Ah, fair enough. *belches* Samus: How did that happen? MH: Very complicated. Adol_The_Red: Meh. Whatever. *walks over, fixes wall in an instant* Cads: I didn't know you were magical. Adol: I can only use it once a day. Thankfully, we don't have anything else to break through the wall right now. ILS: Hold on, if Master Hand is here, that can only mean... [Crazy Hand breaks through the same spot] CH: WHERE ARE MY PANTS!? Master Hand: Brother, I told you to stay at home with Mom! CH: SHE IS HOLDING THE ASPARAGUS HOSTAGE AND I DECIDED TO GO LOOK FOR MY PANTS! I SENT YOUR SHIPMENT TO ILLINOIS! Mario: Goodness-a gracious. Keep-a him quiet... [Several hours later] [Samus is playing Snake in Brawl] Snake: Wow, I'm pretty good at this. Samus: Shut up. *suicides again* Dang it!! Snake: You lose. Samus: ;_;... Snake: Okay then, get rid of the power suit. Samus: Meh, okay.. [Samus fires her Zero Laser at Snake] [Snake goes flying out the window] ~Elsewhere, in Gargravarr's room~ Gargravarr: Why...won't...it WORK!?!? Captain Falcon: Hrrugh, never fear, I can fix anything. FALCOOOOOOOONE-- Gargravarr: Don't do it!!! CF: PAAAAAAAAUNCH!! [Computer goes flying out the window] Gargravarr: D: CF: Oops. ~In the hallway~ Squirtle: *Note: Anything in <> is thought privately* <I really wonder where this random urge to walk down this hallway came...meh, I'll go fetch me some pringles, I suppose. I wonder where everyone is, it's kinda dark over here...> [The hallway darkens further suddenly. An eerie rumble echoes through] Squirtle: *eyes wide* Squir...tle? [Rushing wind is heard. The ceiling above Squirtle collapses, beams breaking.] Squirtle: *shocked* SQUIRRRRT! [Squirtle curls into his shell, trembling. One beam lands on him, straight on. The trembling stops...a large dragon-like figure is noticable flying overhead as he blacks out]
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