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« on: 09 April, 2008, 03:06:19 pm »

Chapter 2

Unreal: Yo S-man, methinks it be way 2 easy if we, y'know, like totally just send all our jolly good guests to the Grand Hall.
Sas: What have you been smoking!?
Unreal: Dunno, Maniac sells some funky stuff.
Sas: <_< At least it's a good idea.
Unreal: WHAT I SAY!?
Sas: We'll have everyone meet in the grand hall...makes things a lot easier.
[Voice over on the intercom]
~10 minutes later~
Sas: Hi everyone.
[General murmur]
Bowser: You kind of look like a raccoon.
Mario: That's not-a nice manners, Bowser.
Bowser: Sorry, mommy.
All of BP: O_________O
Bowser: I've been wanting to do that since the day I was born.
Sas: <_< Yeah, k. Anyhow. Mario?
Mario: Yes, sorry. To all brawlers-a, I'm not quite sure how, but we've been warped to an alternate universe-a.
Mewtwo: =Hmm, no way, genius.=
Mario: And I believe there's no way for us to get back...none we've devised, that is. I can't think-a of a thing.
Ivysaur: IVE, IVYSAUR SAUR IVYYYYYSAUR!!!
Charizard: O_O
Squirtle: Squirtle? o.0
Mario: What-a did he say..?
Charizard: ...Chaaaaaaaaar. #It...can't be translated.#
Diddy: #What do you mean--#
Squirtle: #Honestly, just leave it at that. O_o#
Mario: ...Okay-a. I'll just ignore this awkwardness. But we'll make-a our home with these people for now-a, so get acquainted and have fun-a. We'll be sure to figure everything out soon. Questions?
Metaknight: *sneezes* Yeah, um, do you guys know what tissues are by any chance?
Sas: *facedesk*
Spat: They're over here. *Throws box at Metaknight*
Meta: Ahh, thank you--
[Wolf swats it down]
Wolf: Can't let you eat those, Star-Meta.
Metaknight: ...I was not going to eat them.
Wolf: Oh. Have fun, then. [walks away]
Samus: You have a nose?
Metaknight: It's very complicated. See, I--
[Master Hand breaks through the wall]
Gaffit: Holy crap!
Master Hand: Hello! This entire idea of living here is pathetic, meaningless, senseless, and stupid! Go on with it!
Samus: Yeah, um, we don't have a way to get back either.
Master Hand: Ah, fair enough. *belches*
Samus: How did that happen?
MH: Very complicated.
Adol_The_Red: Meh. Whatever. *walks over, fixes wall in an instant*
Cads: I didn't know you were magical.
Adol: I can only use it once a day. Thankfully, we don't have anything else to break through the wall right now.
ILS: Hold on, if Master Hand is here, that can only mean...
[Crazy Hand breaks through the same spot]
CH: WHERE ARE MY PANTS!?
Master Hand: Brother, I told you to stay at home with Mom!
CH: SHE IS HOLDING THE ASPARAGUS HOSTAGE AND I DECIDED TO GO LOOK FOR MY PANTS! I SENT YOUR SHIPMENT TO ILLINOIS!
Mario: Goodness-a gracious. Keep-a him quiet...
[Several hours later]
[Samus is playing Snake in Brawl]
Snake: Wow, I'm pretty good at this.
Samus: Shut up. *suicides again* Dang it!!
Snake: You lose.
Samus: ;_;...
Snake: Okay then, get rid of the power suit.
Samus: Meh, okay..
[Samus fires her Zero Laser at Snake]
[Snake goes flying out the window]
~Elsewhere, in Gargravarr's room~
Gargravarr: Why...won't...it WORK!?!?
Captain Falcon: Hrrugh, never fear, I can fix anything. FALCOOOOOOOONE--
Gargravarr: Don't do it!!!
CF: PAAAAAAAAUNCH!!
[Computer goes flying out the window]
Gargravarr: D:
CF: Oops.
~In the hallway~
Squirtle: *Note: Anything in <> is thought privately* <I really wonder where this random urge to walk down this hallway came...meh, I'll go fetch me some pringles, I suppose. I wonder where everyone is, it's kinda dark over here...>
[The hallway darkens further suddenly. An eerie rumble echoes through]
Squirtle: *eyes wide* Squir...tle?
[Rushing wind is heard. The ceiling above Squirtle collapses, beams breaking.]
Squirtle: *shocked* SQUIRRRRT!
[Squirtle curls into his shell, trembling. One beam lands on him, straight on. The trembling stops...a large dragon-like figure is noticable flying overhead as he blacks out]
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