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« Reply #30 on: 29 April, 2008, 04:52:31 pm »

Chapter 8
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[It seems like hours, and no one has moved. People suddenly drift off to sleep, and wake up a couple minutes later]
Lucario: =There was just a severe disturbance in the force.=
Spat: How did I get taped to a wall? It brings back memories of last summer...
Ermine: Some sort of odd feeling of love feels like it's passing from me.
Lucario: =That was too poetic and creepy for me to ever be your friend. Ever.=
Ermine: Sorry.
[Knock at the door]
Sas: Yay something interesting!!
[Sas runs over and opens the door]
[It's Cads]
Cads: :3?
Sas: O.o *slams door*
Crazy Hand: ARGENTINA
Sas: No!!
[Crazy opens the door and runs out]
[Cads walks in]
Cads: Hey.
Sas: Oh, sane. Hey there. Forgot.
Cads: No problem. Did you ever catch Young Link?
[Silence]
Captain Falcon: *snaps fingers* I knew I forgot something.
Sasori: You mean the author forgot something.
Judg: This is true.
Spat: Wow. I guess I have to think up what will happen next like, now...
Judg: Improv?
Spat: Afraid so.
-911-: The fourth wall was just broken like, 18 times.
Spat: Can someone get me down?
[Young Link suddenly falls through the ceiling]
-911-: What's with you and ceilings!?
Spat: *shrugs* Get me down.
-911-: *Gets him down*
Raizor: *takes that out of context* Tee hee.
Young Link: *starts randomly slicing all over the place*
Spat: Oh, we have a crisis at hand.
Sasori: WHY ARE WE ALL SO NONCHALANT!? WAKE UP!?
[Revelation]
Spat: Holy crap!
Lucas: I hate you!!!
Cads: You got me ban hammered!
Judg: You let me ban hammer Cads, indirectly!! ...You know what, that's not so bad--
Fooby: I'm back in the story!
Pikachu: Pikaaa!
[King Dedede comes in with rocket hammer]
King Dedede: Hold on!! Feed me something quick!!
Sas: The person with the lowest post count has to go!!
Cads: DANG IT
[Cads gets eaten by Dedede]
Dedede: AHM ON FIAH *hammers the living crap out of Young Link*
Olimar: Wait, hang on, don't kill him!!
Dedede: Nrgh. Fine.
[Cads comes in the door again]
Cads: I hate you.
Sas: thanks
Olimar: Hey, hey.
Young Link: *twitch* *cough*
Falcon: There's the coin.
[Falcon reaches for it]
Master Hand: Wait, don't--
[Falcon grabs it]
Master Hand: RUN!!
Falcon: No sweat, it seems as though I'm okay.
Master Hand: I didn't get that far in my research. Darn you.
Falcon: Yep.
Olimar: SHUT UP!!!
Mario: ...Whoa.
Luigi: For a little guy, you've got a big voi--
[Death glared]
Luigi: O.o
Olimar: Wake up, young cricket.
Young Link: Ugh...
Olimar: Do you know anything about Ridley and who he works for?
Young Link: Can't...tell...you...
Olimar: Why!? TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!!
Young Link: *looks at Olimar* ...
[Tortured with poison Pikmin]
[He dies]
Olimar: ...Oops.
Toon Link: YAY! I mean, noo!!
Fooby: ...Why do so many people die? This story, I tell you...
[Day passes. DK refuses to leave his and Diddy's room.]
Jigglypuff: Puff, Jiggly Puff Jigglypuff Puff, Jiggly Jigg Puff puff puff puff puff.
Kirby: Jigglypuff thinks it would be a really good idea to have a brawl tournament in the stadium when it's done.
Mario: Which it nearly is.
Adol: Yeah.
Mario: Overused idea.
Adol: Yeah.
Mario: But a good one.
Adol: Yeah.
Mario: Want a tournament?
Adol: Yeah.
Mario: I trust you.
Adol: 'k.
[Mario announces they'll have a tournament]
Mario: Okay, let's plan.
Adol: Yeah.
[Elsewhere]
Ganondorf: These basketball teams suck! Neither of us can run or jump!!
Captain Falcon: Sucks for you. *slam dunk*
Bowser: Dang it!!
Mewtwo: 254-9.
Ganondorf: Agh!!
Bowser: Wait, look!
[A giant M is spraypainted on the wall of the mansion]
Captain Falcon: Oh no he DIDN'T!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: =NOBODY VANDALIZES EXCEPT FOR US!!=
Ganondorf: Find him!!!
[They dash off]
Bowser: I...keep...thinking...*pant* That...M...seems...familiar!!!!!
[They dash into a room and see Fooby playing Super Mario Sunshine]
Fooby: Hello hello. I--
Bowser: *lightbulb goes off* Jr.!?
[The four run out]
Fooby: Why me?
[Footsteps 3 minutes later]
Ganondorf: FOLLOW THE SMELL OF THE SPRAYPAINT!!
Bowser: I think I'm getting high off it!!
Mewtwo: =He's to your left, Bowser.=
Bowser: Son-face!
Bowser Jr.: Daddy!
[Family embrace]
[Off somewhere else]
Ridley: hhhI told you it was a sssstupid idea...
 Huh?: Ugh. For once you're right...
[Bowser and Ganondorf bring Jr. down to Mario's office]
Mario: Word up.
Bowser: *points at Jr.*
Mario: Oh, hey there.
Jr.: ...
Mario: ...
Jr.: ...*whispers something into Bowser's ear*
Bowser: Oh.
[Bowser whispers back]
Jr.: Oh.
Mario: <_<?
Jr.: Hi Mario. You see...the boss had told me not to talk to you...or anyone else...
Mario: Boss?
Jr.: I was working for someone.
Mario: Anyone else help?
Jr.: Some giant dragon thing.
Mario: Can you tell us what we want to know?
Jr.: I do think so.

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