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Killer_Spatula
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Chapter 9
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Link: So, it seems as though they're giving the stadium a small test...
Zelda: Yeah. It only works with brawl characters though.
Link: What do you mean?
Zelda: Only characters like us can brawl there right now, we're still working on it.
Link: So if someone else goes in...
Zelda: They will be morphed into a brawl character.
Link: Huh. Let's watch then.
[Bloodmage391 and Killer_Spatula enter the stage]
[They both morph into Captain Falcon]
Bloodmage: O_o
Spat: O_o
BM: ...No items.
Spat: Paunch only.
BM: Final De...
Spat: Big Blue.
[This happens:]
Spat: Pwn'd. <_<
BM: Stupid suicides.
[Inside that thar mansion]
DDD: CLOBBAH DAT KIRBEH
Kirby: NOOOOOO! D: *Running*
DDD: *Charges up rocket hammer* I'll get you!
[10 seconds of chasing]
DDD: Hey, it's damaging me! I need to get rid of the charge!!!
[Pichu walks around the corner]
Pichu: <Hey, have you seen the bathroo-->
[Hammer'd]
Lucario: =I told you it would work.=
Pikachu: *down taunt* Pikaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Ermine: *Pikachu's down taunt* Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Pikachu: *down taunt* Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lucario: =...Ah, what the heck.= Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[Excessive taunting]
[Back in Mario's office]
Mario: Wait, so you never saw the person who directed everything?
Bowser Jr.: Right.
Bowser: Then, um, why did you follow him?
Bowser Jr.: Because...*sob* I wanted to be in braaaaawl! And Mario *points* wouldn't let me in!!
Bowser: >8U
Mario: O_o Hold on. Um, remember Melee, how we had 5 Mario characters?
Bowser Jr.: Yeah?
Mario: And that was too much, apparently. Now look at Dr. Mario.
[Dr. Mario is running down the hall]
Squirtle: Squirt! Squirtle! Squirt!
Dr. Mario: Please stop bouncing on me...
Bowser Jr.: O_o
Mario: Hey, Squirtle's okay...but yeah, look at him and the other cut characters.
Bowser Jr.: Okay...
Mario: Now, do you think you'd want to be cut?
Bowser Jr.: O.O No.
Mario: Good, we were simply watching out for your safety.
Bowser Jr.: Aw, thank you. :3
Mario: So you can provide us with a location?
Bowser Jr.: Um, yeah.
[Stereotypical freakin' Grand Hall meeting again]
Mario: Bowser Jr. has some information regarding those who have attacked our friends. Hey, where's DK?
Lucas: In his room...
Mario: Still? Falcon, go get him.
Falcon: 'k.
[3 minutes later, Falcon comes flying through the wall]
Falcon: I afraid I just...*cough* was paunched.
Mario: o_o
Lucas: My turn! *runs to DK's room*
Falcon: Wait for it...
[Lucas walks back in with DK at his side]
Falcon: Falcon's charm fail'd!?
Lucas: Well, I can relate since I lost people close to me too.
Roy: #Stop making things depressing, Falcon!#
Falcon: I don't know what you just said, but okay.
Roy: #Thank you.#
Dr. Mario: Oh, Pokemon Trainer, here's your Squirtle. He can't brawl though, don't try. And he's...um, not quite the same?
PT: You gave him a sex change!?
Dr. Mario: ...No. <_<
PT: Sorry, always wanted to ask someone that. *pats Squirtle on the head*
Bowser Jr.: I wanna talk...D=
[Everyone shuts up]
Peach: He has the most adorable eyes...
Samus: Agree'd.
Zelda: Third'd.
Link: ...Did a 7 year old steal my woman...
[Bowser Jr. describes the location of the place]
Mario: Thank you. Now, how can we get there...
Judg: Um, don't you think this guy probably can watch over what's happening here and know what Jr. did, so he can just move at his own will?
[Silence]
Spat: He has been the bad guy pretty often.
Mario: Yep.
Spat: I found this new power I have though. I can like, see inside places as long as I have a set location. I accidentally saw into Falcon's room, that's how I found out. Then Sasori knocked, so I left him alone.
Falcon: ...o_o
Spat: I should be able to let everyone else see if I can get in there.
Mewtwo: =Hey, you.=
Spat: <Huh?>
Mewtwo: =Can you see into Samus's room for me tonight?=
Spat: <_<...
Sas: Okay, KS, do that and let us see what you see.
Spat: 'k.
[A dark dungeon appears. No one is inside.]
Spat: Moving up to the second floor.
[A long red carpet leading to a throne is in the stone-enclosed room. 2 small windows, blinds closed, are on either side of the room.]
Spat: That was where the boss must have been.
[Elsewhere...]
Ridley: Hhhhhheee's seeing too much...
???1: Yeah, gimme a sec, he'll be out of the way.
???2: Good, because I want them to come find us fast so I can get in the story!
???1: You aren't supposed to show up yet!
???2: Oh, sorry...
[Back]
Spat: Okay, bottom floor. Over there there's a pool--
[He stops speaking]
Sas: Huh?
Spat: *words come out all jumbled*
BM: I think he told me something about this.
Spat: *Falls to the ground shaking all over, crying despite no pain, anxiety, fear, or depression*
BM: Definitely told me something about this. It's unhealthy, I think.
Sas: Seems like it.
Mewtwo: =Wait, if they can see inside the mansion, they know what he saw.=
Sas: They inflicted him with that?
Mewtwo: =Yeah, hang on. Lucario, anyone else with psychic powers, come here a second.=
[A few minutes later]
Mewtwo: =We've sealed ourselves away from what they can see so we can make plans.=
Luigi: Good...*wipes brow*
Sas: When does he stop shaking?
BM: 10 minutes.
Spat: Yea-h, th-is was...not ve-ry fun...
Sas: Shh, it's k.
Spat: <I hate this. Why can't I talk right? Dang it, I know where they are! Graghrghaghghahghghghghghghh! How did I just pronounce that?>
[For 7 minutes, the entire group debates where the villains could be]
Mewtwo: =Honestly, I've searched for like a hundred mile radius here. Can't find 'em.=
Lucario: =Uh...could they be underground...=
[Spat stops shaking]
Spat: THEY'RE IN THE SMASH WORLD, SMART ONES!
[He falls down and gets a severe headache]
Spat: I forgot about this part v_v
[Silence]
Wolf: So how do we get back there, then?
BJ: I has idea!
[BJ paints a giant M on the wall of the mansion]
Bowser Jr.: Come on!
[All go through the portal]
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