Chapter 10--The entrance to the Smash world
All of the brawlers (and Melee players) entered through the M to the Smash world, as did most BPers. They alight in the Mushroomy Kingdom 1-1 stage.
Mario: Uh...Here we go!!
[They all start walking forward. Suddenly a powerful force field stops them from moving.
: Heh heh heh....
Spat: ...I know that voice.
UF: It can't be.
Wolf: I don't believe it!
GSD: Utter shock and surprise.
[A medium sized figure comes out of the pipe in front of them.]
[Silence]
Luigi: Wait, you look almost exactly like me, except cartoon.
[Silence]
Yoshi: o_o
Mario: MAMA LUIGI!?
Mama Luigi: Hi.
Luigi: So wait, let me get this straight. You're the person behind all these killings?
Mama Luigi: Yes.
Luigi: Paradox.
Link: Now you know how I feel.
Toon Link: i lol'd
Toon Link: But seriously. Since I'm also a cartoon, you can't get away from my power. Hyutah!
[Does Final Smash]
Mama Luigi: Heh. *throws a massive bagel at Toon Link, knocking him unconscious*
GSD: Oh, bagel. *Chomp*
[Poison'd]
GSD: O.O
[Dr. Mario heals him]
GSD: Thank you.
Mario: Why are you here, then, instead of owning the crap-a out of us if you can so easily!?
Mama Luigi: I like to see a little torture. Welcome to the Subspace Emissary...version two.
Ivysaur: IVYSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUR!
Charizard: #Get over your swearing phase already!#
Mario: ...Oh no you didn't...
Mama Luigi: Oh snap.
[75 Alloys come down from nowhere. Mama Luigi teleports out. The group is surrounded]
Snake: Parrothair, grab on to my legs.
Parrot: What--
[Snake grabs Parrot and does his bomb recovery away. The two are soon out of sight]
Fooby: Hey wait, I have a power, don't I? Gimme a sec...I think only 5 at once will--
[GSD, Sonic, Raizor, Jawo', and Pokemon Trainer vanish]
Fooby: Why Sonic!? DX...
Pikachu: Pikaaa...*huddles behind Fooby*
[The group gets into a protective stance]
Sasori: Hey, Mario, Lucas, get together for a sec. I have to fuse you since your names come out the same as Lucario's, then I'll fuse the two of you to make Super Lucario.
Lucario: =What?=
[Fwomp]
[Mario and Lucas disappear, but Lucario grows to three times his normal height]
Lucario: Hey, I can talk. And...
[FEEL THE POWER]
[Lucario preforms his final smash as the alloys attack. He takes out about 30 of them before he comes down and he, Mario, and Lucas unfuse.
Mario: Ow, my brain.
[As the alloys are distracted, Pit and Meta Knight take the opportunity and fly away]
UF: Cowards!!
[The group fights hard, but little is happening]
Luigi: Oh crap.
Kirby: Cruel alloys!!
[ROBs suddenly come in at the left side]
Luigi: No!!!
*The alloys crouch, taking damage but not moving*
Mario: No!!!
Peach: We can't get out...oh, bye. *Parasols away*
[Zelda teleports away]
[Captain Falcon taps Spat on the shoulder]
Captain Falcon: Yes.
Spat: Show me your moves.
Spat: HAY GUESS WHAT MR ALLOYS YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIAH
[All the alloys look up, confused]
Captain Falcon: Blue Falcoooooon!
[Alloys on the right are taken out. Rabid chihuahuas fall, taking out 5 more. Only 30 alloys remain but the BPers are still trapped. Mario squints at the timer]
Mario: 54 seconds!!
[Suddenly the Halberd comes down. Pit and Meta Knight leap from it, and slash at the alloys. While they're distracted, the BPers and Melee...ers...jump onto the ship. Several alloys flee, knowing they have no chance any longer, but a few remain, restraining Pit and MK. Meta Knight escapes with shuttle loop, but Pit is stuck]
Pit: Oh...crap.
[19..18...17...16...]
[Falcon...PAUNCH]
[Pit escapes from the alloy after a brief struggle. Both run]
[7...6...5...4...3...]
Pit: Falcon?
[He turns around. Falcon tripped]
Falcon: I FREAKIN' HATE YOU SAKURAI!!!
randomguy: Meta Knight, go!! We're out of time!
[The ship lifts off as the bomb explodes...Pit and Captain Falcon are nowhere to be found]
Mario: ...I...thought the bombs were gone...
[Silence]
[Annoying noise heard]
Link: Hey, look!
[Pit flies onto the ship]
Pit: My recovery is made of win. =D
Meta Knight: *puts ship on auto pilot* Right, where's Falcon?
Pit: ...I'm afraid he tripped.
Meta Knight: Wow. <_<
Pit: He never did have good timing...
Captain Olimar: I'm...so sorry...the guy was amazing...he...saved my Pikmin...
Pit: No, he Falcon punched your Pikmin.
Olimar: Oh yeah...
[Olimar turns into a rabbit]
Sasori: What?
Spat: Nick's idea.
[Olimar turns back]
Olimar: Fun.
[The ship cruises on. Others who fled have returned.]
Snake: We were gonna come in my ship, but it exploded somehow...*cough*
Parrothair: I didn't mean it <_<
[It cruises on]
Mario: We're so screwed.
MK: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[Ship explodes]
MK: I haaaaate yoooooooooooooooooooou!!!
[Everyone flies in different directions...]
