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« Reply #15 on: 17 April, 2008, 10:14:38 pm »

Chapter 6
[Mario and Link come out of the hole. Please don't take this out of context...]
Mario: Unreal-a? I thought you were kidnapped.
Unreal: No worries, I'm fine. Now, Link, Ridley is holding you hostage. What do you recommend we do?
Link: Hm...
Ness: Why don't we just leave him? He won't be in any more games with Toon Link AND Link...
Mario: Good idea.
Link: But...if Young Link dies, what happens to me?
[Silence]
Mario: If-a we didn't have Link in the next Smash-a Bros game, that might-a be a problem...
Link: Yes.
[Silence]
Lucas: Let's go find him I guess...
[A long trek later]
Samus: What could that giant purple spiked tail swinging through the air be?
Snake: I have no clue, honey.
Mario: Wait-a a sec--
Samus: Yeah, this happened about 3 seconds ago, bear with it. Back to that spiked tail thing.
Snake: Yeah. What....could...that...be...
[They peek around the corner]
Mario: Nobody-a say anything.
Samus: HI RIDLEY
Mario: D:
Ridley: *turns around*
Samus: Oh crap.
[Ridley flies away]
Bowser: ...Hang on. That makes no sense...
Snake: Just let it go.
Falco: There's Young Link.
[Falco goes up to him]
Falco: Hey, you okay?
Young Link: Yeah...yeah, I'm fine....
[They return to the mansion. We cut to Ridley, still flying. He alights down in what seems to be a type of dungeon]
 Huh?: You've failed me.
Ridley: hhhI have not...
Huh?: Then where might be those hostages you promised?
Ridley: I had some complicationssss...
Huh?: Close enough to failure.
Ridley: hhhI still managed to plant a coin with the boy...
Huh?: ...Fair enough. Be careful and do not come this close again. *turns away* Bowser Jr.
Ridley: hwwwwwwhat? You're sending that pipsssqueak off?
Huh?: For simple mischief. He can be worthy. Did you ever play Sunshine?
Ridley: I don't have fingers.
Huh?: Right...
Bowser Jr: What is it?
Huh?: I need you to do some tasks for me.
Bowser Jr: Alright!
[Cut back to the mansion]
[Young Link strolls through the halls. As he walks, he bumps into Cads]
Cads: Whoa! Watch where you're going!!
YL: Sorry...still a little disoriented...
Cads: Ah, no problem.
[YL slips into a room at his side. Suddenly, Cads goes absolutely berserk]
Cads: IMA CHARGIN MY NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP PUNCH
[Cads releases a giant shockwave of energy at LuigiKong, the first person he sees]
LuigiKong: Waugh!! *goes crashing into wall* ugh...I've been...everything'd...*collapses*
[Hearing the commotion, several BPers and brawlers run into the room to see what Cads has done]
Spat: Look what you did!!
[Spat leaps on in front of everyone, unleashing several rabid chihuahuas. He goes to punch Cads, but Cads catches his fist with lightning reflexes and pegs him to the ground]
Spat: Holy carp...
[PK FREEZE!!!]
[Before Cads can turn away from Spat, he's hit with Lucas's attack and is sent flying. He charges back for Spat when someone breaks through the wall next to him]
Falcon: FALCONE PAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!
[Cads is sent tumbling back. As he comes, Spat shoves a rabid chihuahua in his face. Mewtwo sends his shadow ball and Lucario his aura sphere...but this only seems to add to Cads' energy as he gets back up]
Spat: What the...
[Sasori runs onto the scene carrying a giant hammer]
-911-: O_O I thought you said we were never going to use that!!
Raizor: o.0
Ermine: 0.o
Everyone except Global Mods/Admins: ...?
Sasori: BAN HAMMAR *attacks Cads, but misses*
[Sasori chases after Cads trying to hit him with the Ban Hammer, but misses every time]
Sas: We need someone who knows how to use this thing!!
[Judgment Angel Zero and King Dedede run over]
Judg: Did someone call my name!?
DDD: *down taunt*
[Dedede charges up his rocket hammer, and Judg takes the ban hammer. Dedede swings his hammer into Cads, knocking him full force at Judg, who smashes him full on with the Ban Hammer]
Judg: CLOBBAH DAT DER KIRBY
[Cads disintegrates]
Judg: Oops. Was...
Sas: That was supposed to happen. He'll come back later I think, just with a much lower post count. What the heck drove him insane?
Captain Falcon: Falcon caught a glimmering shine in yonder pocket. Methinks it could be some sort of evil gadget.
[Sasori pulls a coin from the shattered fragments of wall]
Sas: Is this it?
Falcon: Falcon thinks so.
Sas: I wonder...I'll get Master Hand to do some research on this thing....
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« Reply #16 on: 18 April, 2008, 08:56:59 am »

>_>
Damn, i got bannz0rd.
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« Reply #17 on: 18 April, 2008, 10:15:58 am »

>_>
Damn, i got bannz0rd.


I knew you'd have that reaction <.<


At least you can "come back, but with a lower post count"
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« Reply #18 on: 19 April, 2008, 03:06:13 pm »

No updates till a comment. I need people to read this if I write it.
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« Reply #19 on: 19 April, 2008, 06:50:32 pm »

Chapter 7

Sasori: Okay, Master Hand. What did you find out?
MH: Hello Brenda. You see, I checked up on that coin you gave me.
Sasori: Mhm.
MH: It's really unusual so I was unable to find much about it. However, it seems as though some strong power was put into this coin to make the user act against their friends and companions.
Sasori: It seemed that way...
MH: Yes. It was transferred to Cads by someone.
Sasori: Who?
MH: I have no clue.
Sasori: Why didn't this "someone" go berserk?
MH: I have no clue.
Sasori: You suck.
MH: Hey, there are a lot of variations to this little coin here.
Sasori: I suppose...
MH: We just have to find who was closest to Cads at that time. Who might have seen him?
Sasori: LuigiKong...but he's in medical with Housecalldoc and Dr. Mario...Oh, Captain Falcon!
MH: Falcon?
Sas: He was right next door, maybe he saw. He was the one who found the coin.
MH: True. Go see what he knows, I'll do more research.
Sas: Alright. Oh, uh, how do we counter it?
MH: ...I...don't know.
Sas: ...
MH: Stick with the ban hammer for now and hope no brawlers get it.
Sas: O.O Are you saying--
MH: Maybe.
Sas: <_<
[We cut to Captain Falcon's room, who's flexing in his mirror]
CF: Oh yeah. Who's da man!? *falcon punches Sandbag* *flexes* FALCON--
[Sasori knocks on the door]
CF: Uh oh. Can't let him see me without my helmet on. Crap, where is it!?
Sas: Falcon? Is that you?
[Sounds of rustling and searching are heard]
Sas: Falcon?
CF: I'm...changing. Hang on.
[Very. Awkward. Silence.]
[CF runs out]
CF: Show me your moves. I mean, what do you want?
Sas: *explains*
CF: *listens* Yeah...um...Falcon scratch head...oh. Young Link slipped into the room right next to Cads. That's all I remember before he went nuts and I had to put my helm--I mean, change...
Sas: <_< The heck is with you and changing your outfit?
CF: I think I look better in blue.
Sas: Well...Young Link. Makes sense...Ridley must have planted it with him...
CF: But why would dragon-man do such a thing?
Sas: Maybe...he's in employment.
CF: Hm...
Sas: Anyway, Young Link...I'll get everyone into the Grand Hall..
[Several minutes later]
[Everyone is in the grand hall except for LuigiKong, Squirtle, Housecalldoc, Dr. Mario, Diddy, and Young Link]
Sas: Alright. Is everyone accounted for?
-911-: Six chairs are missing.
Sas: Hmm...anyway everyone. Master Hand will do some explaining on the coins--
Lucas: Hey, wait! Where's Diddy?
Ness: And Young Link?
DK: Groo hoo grooh. #Diddy had some sort of bad headache and wanted to take a nap.#
Link: I don't know what happened to my younger self. He sort of just wandered off--
Sasori: LINK!! NOO!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIM!!
Link: O.o
Sasori: He's going after Diddy next!!
DK: #What are you talking about!? What's happening to my little bud--#
Sas: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!!!
[Sasori, Master Hand, and Captain Falcon dash out of the room]
Luigi: ...What.
[Fox and Falco run after them, and then Lucas]
Ivysaur: #Screw this, I'm bored.# *charges after Lucas*
[Eventually, nearly everyone has gotten out of the room...]
~2 minutes ago~
Diddy: <Agh...my head...hurts...gotta take another Monkeyvil. Hey, who's there?>
[Young Link quietly comes in]
Diddy: #Oh, hey Young Link. Don't talk too loudly, I've got a pretty bad headache...#
Young Link: Oh...okay...
Diddy: #You okay? You look dazed.#
[No response]
Diddy: #Young Link?#
[He walks over]
[Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom]
Sasori: Diddy!! Watch out for Young Link! Get to the Grand Hall NOW!!
[Diddy glances at Young Link, surprised]
Young Link: ...
Diddy: #...Um.#
[Young Link suddenly pegs his boomerang and Diddy, causing him to dodge it, but trip. He then sticks a shiny object to Diddy's cap and runs]
Diddy: #Ow! Hey, get back her--#
[Diddy looks exactly like he would after you've broken a smash ball]
Diddy: BWAAAAH! *runs out of his room just as Captain Falcon, Sas, and Master Hand get there*
Sas: Diddy! Don't--uh oh.
Falcon: ...Falcon worry.
[Diddy blasts into the air with his rocketbarrel boost]
MH: We are so screwed.
Falcon: There's Young Link!
Young Link: <They're on to me.> *fkees*
Falcon: Hey--
[Diddy starts firing exploding peanuts]
Sas: !!!
Falcon: !!!
Master Hand: Cheesecake!!
Sas: Take cover!!
[They hide behind walls]
Sas: We need a plan.
CF: K. *runs out and does Smashing Knee to Diddy*
Sas: No!
*Diddy flinches*
CF: ...Uh oh. *runs for his life*
[Diddy basically shoots wildly as the 3 try to come up with a plan. Others start arriving on scene]
[Master Hand whips out a laptop]
Sas: What are you doing?
MH: I gotta figure out a way to stop him.
Sas: ...How long do you need?
MH: 3 minutes.
MH: Distract him.
Sas: On my way.
[Sasori, Falcon, Luigi, Lucas, and Falco come out from behind the wall]
Sasori: Quick! Lucas! Fusion!
Lucas: Huh?
[Flash of light]
Luigi: o.O
Falcon: O.o
Falco: Hands off my prey!! *tries to kill Diddy*
Lusori: PK OWNAGE!!
[Diddy is forced to dodge the attacks from the combination of Lucas and Sasori, who seemed to have somehow linked their minds. Captain Falcon dashes over and knocks Diddy at the ground with Raptor boost, and Falco catches him in his laser lock
Falco: It will only work for so long. Hurry up, Master Hand.
MH: 40 seconds...
[Diddy breaks from laser lock and flies towards the group. Falco dives out of the way, Sasori and Lucas vanish, and Captain Falcon dodges]
Falco: Wait. Where's Luigi?
[Cut to Luigi flying 10 feet above them]
Falco: That is just...awesome.
Diddy: Bwah?
Luigi: No one expects KARATE CHOPPIN' LUIGI!
[Luigi does his forward air. Diddy loses his rocketbarrels and ducks behind a wall for 20 seconds]
MH: Got it!
[As MH says this, Diddy flies back in]
MH: ...Whoa...
Marth: [Curious Japanese]
MH: Listen. This says, "In order for the power of this coin to be diminished, the people against must find someone to de--"
Sasori: *now apart from Lucas* Just cut the crap and tell us how to stop him! *punches diddy*
MH: Someone close to Diddy must be the one to defeat him.
[Sas pauses mid fight]
Sasori: ...Donkey Kong...
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« Reply #20 on: 20 April, 2008, 01:58:14 pm »

Nobody reads it any more... Sad
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« Reply #21 on: 20 April, 2008, 02:58:14 pm »

>_>
I still read it...
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« Reply #22 on: 20 April, 2008, 04:04:29 pm »

Yay!
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« Reply #23 on: 20 April, 2008, 09:58:09 pm »

I love it!!!!!!
O_O
So many random, hilarious moments.
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« Reply #24 on: 21 April, 2008, 03:38:47 pm »

Chapter 7, part 2

[Sasori explains the situation to DK]
DK: #So...you mean...#
Sasori: I'm sorry, DK. It has to be you to take the power away.
DK: #Why!?#
Sasori: It's too hard to explain...you just have to trust me!
DK: #No!!#
[Lucas comes over]
Lucas: Come on, DK. Do you really want him to get us all killed? Have you seen Luigikong? Cads? Squirtle?
[DK hangs his head]
Lucas: I'm sorry, but it has to be done. Trust me, I know...how you feel right now.
[DK sighs. Then he abruptly charges onto the battlefield]
Luigi: Hee-yah! *karate chop*
[Fox and Falco both leap up and do their drill kicks, knocking Diddy to the ground; straight in front of DK with a fully charged punch.]
DK: Grooh...#I'm so sorry, Diddy.#
[DK unleashes his punch, and Diddy goes flying. He tumbles to a stop, unconscious. The coin falls out.]
DK: Groo hoo! Grooh! Groo! #Hey! Look! He's okay! Diddy, can you hear me? Diddy?#
[DK starts to lumber over, but Captain Falcon pushes him back]
CF: Wait, DK! Something's wrong, stay back!
DK: #No! I need to help--#
CF: Stay!!
DK: #NOO!!!#
[CF falcon punches DK behind the wall and takes cover himself. Moments later, Diddy's rocketbarrels explode, consuming him in fire]
DK: GROOH! #NOO! DIDDY!!#
[The fire expands. The Ice Climbers do everything involving ice to stop it, but it only slows down]
Popo: Dang it!! We need water!! Can't...do it on our own!!
[Mudkip suddenly appears]
Popo: ...Oh, crap.
Mudkip: Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip!
[Mudkip uses surf, and with the combined power of the Ice Climbers, the fire stops]
Nana: Good. Now, where'd you come from?
Pokemon Trainer: Good job, Mudkip! Return!
Nana: Oh, answers my question.
Popo: For mine. Why a Mudkip!?!?!
PT: I'm using him until...I get another Squirtle.
Popo: Oh...sorry.
PT: No problem.
[DK's been silent this whole time, apparently in shock]
[Dr. Mario comes onto the scene, and takes Diddy's body away.]
DK: ... Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
Mario: Not-a another river...
[Hours pass. Mewtwo and Ganondorf are playing badminton]
Ganondorf: *huff* No...fair...YOU CHEATER!
Mewtwo: =Psychic powers are such win.=
Ganondorf: Hmph...hey!
Mewtwo: 18-1.
Ganondorf: Nrgh...Captain Falcon, I need your help.
CF: Show me your moves.
[2 minutes later]
Ganondorf: 18-18.
Mewtwo: =You suck so much.=
[Intercom clicks on]
Mewtwo: =We'll just call it a draw.=
Falcon: Oh, lawl.
Dr. Mario: Hello-a, everyone. Please-a come down to the Grand Hall in 10 minutes. Again. That-a is all.
[Click]
Ganondorf: <_<
Mewtwo: >_>
Falcon: We have time, we're only 3 minutes away.
All 3: Time to vandalize.
Ganon: I'll get the spraypaint.
[10 minutes later]
Mario: Hey, everyone. Thank-a you for coming--Captain, what the heck is that giant blue spot on your hand?
Captain Falcon: Us F-Zero characters...get...odd versions...of...the common cold. Um...achoo?
[Meta Knight gives him the box of tissues]
MK: Forgot I had this. Have fun.
Wolf: I can't let you eat--
Mario: ANYWAY. My Doctor-Dressed self would like-a to give a few announcements before we attempt to make a plan for finding who's-a behind everything that's happened.
Dr. Mario: Thank-a you, me. Now, as he--me...said. I have some announcements regarding-a our injured comrades.
DK: ...*hopes rise*
Dr. Mario: First off, I'd-a like to say that LuigiKong is going to-a make a full recovery. In fact-a...
[LK hobbles in on crutches.]
LK: Yo.
Everyone: LUIGIKONG!!1111/1/1/1!!11/1.1
[Several BPers begin to pounce on him]
LK: Oww!!
Dr. Mario: That's not good for his health, you-a stupid-a morons!
Spat: Oops.
Judg: Sorry.
Ingslayer: <3?
Dr. Mario: Squirtle is also recovering. He should return to the mansion soon-a...I'm afraid he will never brawl again, though.
[Some mixed feelings around PT and his Pokemon]
DK: #And Diddy?#
[Dr. M's face clouds]
Doc: Diddy...Diddy is gone. He died shortly after I brought him in. I'm sorry, DK.
[Silence. Then DK simply walks out of the room and locks himself in his.]
Doc: I hate-a myself.
Mario: It-a had to be said...

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« Reply #25 on: 21 April, 2008, 05:26:29 pm »

Poor DK....Poor Diddy!
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« Reply #26 on: 25 April, 2008, 05:50:17 pm »

Falcon is hilarious.
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« Reply #27 on: 27 April, 2008, 02:48:33 pm »

*waits rather impatiently*
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« Reply #28 on: 27 April, 2008, 03:03:15 pm »

*points at my topic in the Social Board*

Give me a while. <_< Just got back.
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« Reply #29 on: 28 April, 2008, 02:17:19 pm »

Again great story.
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