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« Reply #30 on: 28 April, 2008, 05:00:08 pm »

Lol XD

Also, I wouldn't say Lucario would fail at Solitaire... Only I can do that.... X_X
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« Reply #31 on: 29 April, 2008, 04:29:35 pm »

Chapter 7.8
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Time passes.
Time passes.
Time passes.
People finally go off and do stuff.
...
Captain Falcon: Falcon what the heck?
Fooby: You're hilarious.
Ermine: Hi Lucario.
Lucario: Hi.
Ermine: I thought you couldn't speak?
Lucario: I'm not quite sure.
[Everyone glances at Spat]
Killer_Spatula: Hello.
Samus: ?
Snake: ?
Lucas: ?
Cads: ?
Lucas: Wait, weren't you--
Cads: I'm not sure.
Spat: Okay, fine. I'll update so that you guys stop being stupid and spontaneous. I had lots of plans, but nothing came to mind when I sat down to type this. I was going to throw in tons of stuff...hey, that's right! I remember now...oh yeah. Well, anyway, many apologies for lack of updates. I was away. Now I'm back. Performing for you. If you know the words, you can join in too. But I should--
CF: WALL O' TEXT
[DK walks in]
Spat: ...
DK: ...
Spat: ...
DK: >8UUUUUUU
[DK ducttapes Spat to a wall, punches him in the face, and walks away]
Spat: V_V

[That was the intermission to get my brain going, I remember what do write now...]
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« Reply #32 on: 29 April, 2008, 04:52:31 pm »

Chapter 8
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[It seems like hours, and no one has moved. People suddenly drift off to sleep, and wake up a couple minutes later]
Lucario: =There was just a severe disturbance in the force.=
Spat: How did I get taped to a wall? It brings back memories of last summer...
Ermine: Some sort of odd feeling of love feels like it's passing from me.
Lucario: =That was too poetic and creepy for me to ever be your friend. Ever.=
Ermine: Sorry.
[Knock at the door]
Sas: Yay something interesting!!
[Sas runs over and opens the door]
[It's Cads]
Cads: :3?
Sas: O.o *slams door*
Crazy Hand: ARGENTINA
Sas: No!!
[Crazy opens the door and runs out]
[Cads walks in]
Cads: Hey.
Sas: Oh, sane. Hey there. Forgot.
Cads: No problem. Did you ever catch Young Link?
[Silence]
Captain Falcon: *snaps fingers* I knew I forgot something.
Sasori: You mean the author forgot something.
Judg: This is true.
Spat: Wow. I guess I have to think up what will happen next like, now...
Judg: Improv?
Spat: Afraid so.
-911-: The fourth wall was just broken like, 18 times.
Spat: Can someone get me down?
[Young Link suddenly falls through the ceiling]
-911-: What's with you and ceilings!?
Spat: *shrugs* Get me down.
-911-: *Gets him down*
Raizor: *takes that out of context* Tee hee.
Young Link: *starts randomly slicing all over the place*
Spat: Oh, we have a crisis at hand.
Sasori: WHY ARE WE ALL SO NONCHALANT!? WAKE UP!?
[Revelation]
Spat: Holy crap!
Lucas: I hate you!!!
Cads: You got me ban hammered!
Judg: You let me ban hammer Cads, indirectly!! ...You know what, that's not so bad--
Fooby: I'm back in the story!
Pikachu: Pikaaa!
[King Dedede comes in with rocket hammer]
King Dedede: Hold on!! Feed me something quick!!
Sas: The person with the lowest post count has to go!!
Cads: DANG IT
[Cads gets eaten by Dedede]
Dedede: AHM ON FIAH *hammers the living crap out of Young Link*
Olimar: Wait, hang on, don't kill him!!
Dedede: Nrgh. Fine.
[Cads comes in the door again]
Cads: I hate you.
Sas: thanks
Olimar: Hey, hey.
Young Link: *twitch* *cough*
Falcon: There's the coin.
[Falcon reaches for it]
Master Hand: Wait, don't--
[Falcon grabs it]
Master Hand: RUN!!
Falcon: No sweat, it seems as though I'm okay.
Master Hand: I didn't get that far in my research. Darn you.
Falcon: Yep.
Olimar: SHUT UP!!!
Mario: ...Whoa.
Luigi: For a little guy, you've got a big voi--
[Death glared]
Luigi: O.o
Olimar: Wake up, young cricket.
Young Link: Ugh...
Olimar: Do you know anything about Ridley and who he works for?
Young Link: Can't...tell...you...
Olimar: Why!? TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!!
Young Link: *looks at Olimar* ...
[Tortured with poison Pikmin]
[He dies]
Olimar: ...Oops.
Toon Link: YAY! I mean, noo!!
Fooby: ...Why do so many people die? This story, I tell you...
[Day passes. DK refuses to leave his and Diddy's room.]
Jigglypuff: Puff, Jiggly Puff Jigglypuff Puff, Jiggly Jigg Puff puff puff puff puff.
Kirby: Jigglypuff thinks it would be a really good idea to have a brawl tournament in the stadium when it's done.
Mario: Which it nearly is.
Adol: Yeah.
Mario: Overused idea.
Adol: Yeah.
Mario: But a good one.
Adol: Yeah.
Mario: Want a tournament?
Adol: Yeah.
Mario: I trust you.
Adol: 'k.
[Mario announces they'll have a tournament]
Mario: Okay, let's plan.
Adol: Yeah.
[Elsewhere]
Ganondorf: These basketball teams suck! Neither of us can run or jump!!
Captain Falcon: Sucks for you. *slam dunk*
Bowser: Dang it!!
Mewtwo: 254-9.
Ganondorf: Agh!!
Bowser: Wait, look!
[A giant M is spraypainted on the wall of the mansion]
Captain Falcon: Oh no he DIDN'T!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: =NOBODY VANDALIZES EXCEPT FOR US!!=
Ganondorf: Find him!!!
[They dash off]
Bowser: I...keep...thinking...*pant* That...M...seems...familiar!!!!!
[They dash into a room and see Fooby playing Super Mario Sunshine]
Fooby: Hello hello. I--
Bowser: *lightbulb goes off* Jr.!?
[The four run out]
Fooby: Why me?
[Footsteps 3 minutes later]
Ganondorf: FOLLOW THE SMELL OF THE SPRAYPAINT!!
Bowser: I think I'm getting high off it!!
Mewtwo: =He's to your left, Bowser.=
Bowser: Son-face!
Bowser Jr.: Daddy!
[Family embrace]
[Off somewhere else]
Ridley: hhhI told you it was a sssstupid idea...
 Huh?: Ugh. For once you're right...
[Bowser and Ganondorf bring Jr. down to Mario's office]
Mario: Word up.
Bowser: *points at Jr.*
Mario: Oh, hey there.
Jr.: ...
Mario: ...
Jr.: ...*whispers something into Bowser's ear*
Bowser: Oh.
[Bowser whispers back]
Jr.: Oh.
Mario: <_<?
Jr.: Hi Mario. You see...the boss had told me not to talk to you...or anyone else...
Mario: Boss?
Jr.: I was working for someone.
Mario: Anyone else help?
Jr.: Some giant dragon thing.
Mario: Can you tell us what we want to know?
Jr.: I do think so.

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« Reply #33 on: 29 April, 2008, 06:12:00 pm »

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« Reply #34 on: 29 April, 2008, 06:21:05 pm »

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« Reply #35 on: 29 April, 2008, 09:48:01 pm »

I give this chapter an epix approval.
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« Reply #36 on: 05 May, 2008, 07:36:59 am »

Chapter 9
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Link: So, it seems as though they're giving the stadium a small test...
Zelda: Yeah. It only works with brawl characters though.
Link: What do you mean?
Zelda: Only characters like us can brawl there right now, we're still working on it.
Link: So if someone else goes in...
Zelda: They will be morphed into a brawl character.
Link: Huh. Let's watch then.
[Bloodmage391 and Killer_Spatula enter the stage]
[They both morph into Captain Falcon]
Bloodmage: O_o
Spat: O_o

BM: ...No items.
Spat: Paunch only.
BM: Final De...
Spat: Big Blue.
[This happens:]



Spat: Pwn'd. <_<
BM: Stupid suicides.
[Inside that thar mansion]
DDD: CLOBBAH DAT KIRBEH
Kirby: NOOOOOO! D: *Running*
DDD: *Charges up rocket hammer* I'll get you!
[10 seconds of chasing]
DDD: Hey, it's damaging me! I need to get rid of the charge!!!
[Pichu walks around the corner]
Pichu: <Hey, have you seen the bathroo-->
[Hammer'd]
Lucario: =I told you it would work.=
Pikachu: *down taunt* Pikaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Ermine: *Pikachu's down taunt* Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Pikachu: *down taunt* Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lucario: =...Ah, what the heck.= Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[Excessive taunting]
[Back in Mario's office]
Mario: Wait, so you never saw the person who directed everything?
Bowser Jr.: Right.
Bowser: Then, um, why did you follow him?
Bowser Jr.: Because...*sob* I wanted to be in braaaaawl! And Mario *points* wouldn't let me in!!
Bowser: >8U
Mario: O_o Hold on. Um, remember Melee, how we had 5 Mario characters?
Bowser Jr.: Yeah?
Mario: And that was too much, apparently. Now look at Dr. Mario.
[Dr. Mario is running down the hall]
Squirtle: Squirt! Squirtle! Squirt!
Dr. Mario: Please stop bouncing on me...
Bowser Jr.: O_o
Mario: Hey, Squirtle's okay...but yeah, look at him and the other cut characters.
Bowser Jr.: Okay...
Mario: Now, do you think you'd want to be cut?
Bowser Jr.: O.O No.
Mario: Good, we were simply watching out for your safety.
Bowser Jr.: Aw, thank you. :3
Mario: So you can provide us with a location?
Bowser Jr.: Um, yeah.
[Stereotypical freakin' Grand Hall meeting again]
Mario: Bowser Jr. has some information regarding those who have attacked our friends. Hey, where's DK?
Lucas: In his room...
Mario: Still? Falcon, go get him.
Falcon: 'k.
[3 minutes later, Falcon comes flying through the wall]
Falcon: I afraid I just...*cough* was paunched.
Mario: o_o
Lucas: My turn! *runs to DK's room*
Falcon: Wait for it...
[Lucas walks back in with DK at his side]
Falcon: Falcon's charm fail'd!?
Lucas: Well, I can relate since I lost people close to me too.
Roy: #Stop making things depressing, Falcon!#
Falcon: I don't know what you just said, but okay.
Roy: #Thank you.#
Dr. Mario: Oh, Pokemon Trainer, here's your Squirtle. He can't brawl though, don't try. And he's...um, not quite the same?
PT: You gave him a sex change!?
Dr. Mario: ...No. <_<
PT: Sorry, always wanted to ask someone that. *pats Squirtle on the head*
Bowser Jr.: I wanna talk...D=
[Everyone shuts up]
Peach: He has the most adorable eyes...
Samus: Agree'd.
Zelda: Third'd.
Link: ...Did a 7 year old steal my woman...
[Bowser Jr. describes the location of the place]
Mario: Thank you. Now, how can we get there...
Judg: Um, don't you think this guy probably can watch over what's happening here and know what Jr. did, so he can just move at his own will?
[Silence]
Spat: He has been the bad guy pretty often.
Mario: Yep.
Spat: I found this new power I have though. I can like, see inside places as long as I have a set location. I accidentally saw into Falcon's room, that's how I found out. Then Sasori knocked, so I left him alone.
Falcon: ...o_o
Spat: I should be able to let everyone else see if I can get in there.
Mewtwo: =Hey, you.=
Spat: <Huh?>
Mewtwo: =Can you see into Samus's room for me tonight?=
Spat: <_<...
Sas: Okay, KS, do that and let us see what you see.
Spat: 'k.
[A dark dungeon appears. No one is inside.]
Spat: Moving up to the second floor.
[A long red carpet leading to a throne is in the stone-enclosed room. 2 small windows, blinds closed, are on either side of the room.]
Spat: That was where the boss must have been.
[Elsewhere...]
Ridley: Hhhhhheee's seeing too much...
 ???1: Yeah, gimme a sec, he'll be out of the way.
 ???2: Good, because I want them to come find us fast so I can get in the story!
 ???1: You aren't supposed to show up yet!
 ???2: Oh, sorry...
[Back]
Spat: Okay, bottom floor. Over there there's a pool--
[He stops speaking]
Sas: Huh?
Spat: *words come out all jumbled*
BM: I think he told me something about this.
Spat: *Falls to the ground shaking all over, crying despite no pain, anxiety, fear, or depression*
BM: Definitely told me something about this. It's unhealthy, I think.
Sas: Seems like it.
Mewtwo: =Wait, if they can see inside the mansion, they know what he saw.=
Sas: They inflicted him with that?
Mewtwo: =Yeah, hang on. Lucario, anyone else with psychic powers, come here a second.=
[A few minutes later]
Mewtwo: =We've sealed ourselves away from what they can see so we can make plans.=
Luigi: Good...*wipes brow*
Sas: When does he stop shaking?
BM: 10 minutes.
Spat: Yea-h, th-is was...not ve-ry fun...
Sas: Shh, it's k.
Spat: <I hate this. Why can't I talk right? Dang it, I know where they are! Graghrghaghghahghghghghghghh! How did I just pronounce that?>
[For 7 minutes, the entire group debates where the villains could be]
Mewtwo: =Honestly, I've searched for like a hundred mile radius here. Can't find 'em.=
Lucario: =Uh...could they be underground...=
[Spat stops shaking]
Spat: THEY'RE IN THE SMASH WORLD, SMART ONES!
[He falls down and gets a severe headache]
Spat: I forgot about this part v_v
[Silence]
Wolf: So how do we get back there, then?
BJ: I has idea!
[BJ paints a giant M on the wall of the mansion]
Bowser Jr.: Come on!
[All go through the portal]
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« Reply #37 on: 05 May, 2008, 01:58:16 pm »

XD, This is getting better and better! Keep 'em comin' Spat! =P
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« Reply #38 on: 06 May, 2008, 04:19:02 pm »

Chapter 10--The entrance to the Smash world
All of the brawlers (and Melee players) entered through the M to the Smash world, as did most BPers. They alight in the Mushroomy Kingdom 1-1 stage.
Mario: Uh...Here we go!!
[They all start walking forward. Suddenly a powerful force field stops them from moving.
 Huh?: Heh heh heh....
Spat: ...I know that voice.
UF: It can't be.
Wolf: I don't believe it!
GSD: Utter shock and surprise.
[A medium sized figure comes out of the pipe in front of them.]
[Silence]
Luigi: Wait, you look almost exactly like me, except cartoon.
[Silence]
Yoshi: o_o
Mario: MAMA LUIGI!?
Mama Luigi: Hi.
Luigi: So wait, let me get this straight. You're the person behind all these killings?
Mama Luigi: Yes.
Luigi: Paradox.
Link: Now you know how I feel.
Toon Link: i lol'd
Toon Link: But seriously. Since I'm also a cartoon, you can't get away from my power. Hyutah!
[Does Final Smash]
Mama Luigi: Heh. *throws a massive bagel at Toon Link, knocking him unconscious*
GSD: Oh, bagel. *Chomp*
[Poison'd]
GSD: O.O
[Dr. Mario heals him]
GSD: Thank you.
Mario: Why are you here, then, instead of owning the crap-a out of us if you can so easily!?
Mama Luigi: I like to see a little torture. Welcome to the Subspace Emissary...version two.
Ivysaur: IVYSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUR!
Charizard: #Get over your swearing phase already!#
Mario: ...Oh no you didn't...
Mama Luigi: Oh snap.
[75 Alloys come down from nowhere. Mama Luigi teleports out. The group is surrounded]
Snake: Parrothair, grab on to my legs.
Parrot: What--
[Snake grabs Parrot and does his bomb recovery away. The two are soon out of sight]
Fooby: Hey wait, I have a power, don't I? Gimme a sec...I think only 5 at once will--
[GSD, Sonic, Raizor, Jawo', and Pokemon Trainer vanish]
Fooby: Why Sonic!? DX...
Pikachu: Pikaaa...*huddles behind Fooby*
[The group gets into a protective stance]
Sasori: Hey, Mario, Lucas, get together for a sec. I have to fuse you since your names come out the same as Lucario's, then I'll fuse the two of you to make Super Lucario.
Lucario: =What?=
[Fwomp]
[Mario and Lucas disappear, but Lucario grows to three times his normal height]
Lucario: Hey, I can talk. And...
[FEEL THE POWER]
[Lucario preforms his final smash as the alloys attack. He takes out about 30 of them before he comes down and he, Mario, and Lucas unfuse.
Mario: Ow, my brain.
[As the alloys are distracted, Pit and Meta Knight take the opportunity and fly away]
UF: Cowards!!
[The group fights hard, but little is happening]
Luigi: Oh crap.
Kirby: Cruel alloys!!
[ROBs suddenly come in at the left side]
Luigi: No!!!
*The alloys crouch, taking damage but not moving*
Mario: No!!!
Peach: We can't get out...oh, bye. *Parasols away*
[Zelda teleports away]
[Captain Falcon taps Spat on the shoulder]
Captain Falcon: Yes.
Spat: Show me your moves.
Spat: HAY GUESS WHAT MR ALLOYS YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIAH
[All the alloys look up, confused]
Captain Falcon: Blue Falcoooooon!
[Alloys on the right are taken out. Rabid chihuahuas fall, taking out 5 more. Only 30 alloys remain but the BPers are still trapped. Mario squints at the timer]
Mario: 54 seconds!!
[Suddenly the Halberd comes down. Pit and Meta Knight leap from it, and slash at the alloys. While they're distracted, the BPers and Melee...ers...jump onto the ship. Several alloys flee, knowing they have no chance any longer, but a few remain, restraining Pit and MK. Meta Knight escapes with shuttle loop, but Pit is stuck]
Pit: Oh...crap.
[19..18...17...16...]
[Falcon...PAUNCH]
[Pit escapes from the alloy after a brief struggle. Both run]
[7...6...5...4...3...]
Pit: Falcon?
[He turns around. Falcon tripped]
Falcon: I FREAKIN' HATE YOU SAKURAI!!!
randomguy: Meta Knight, go!! We're out of time!
[The ship lifts off as the bomb explodes...Pit and Captain Falcon are nowhere to be found]
Mario: ...I...thought the bombs were gone...
[Silence]
[Annoying noise heard]
Link: Hey, look!
[Pit flies onto the ship]
Pit: My recovery is made of win. =D
Meta Knight: *puts ship on auto pilot* Right, where's Falcon?
Pit: ...I'm afraid he tripped.
Meta Knight: Wow. <_<
Pit: He never did have good timing...
Captain Olimar: I'm...so sorry...the guy was amazing...he...saved my Pikmin...
Pit: No, he Falcon punched your Pikmin.
Olimar: Oh yeah...
[Olimar turns into a rabbit]
Sasori: What?
Spat: Nick's idea.
[Olimar turns back]
Olimar: Fun.
[The ship cruises on. Others who fled have returned.]
Snake: We were gonna come in my ship, but it exploded somehow...*cough*
Parrothair: I didn't mean it <_<
[It cruises on]
Mario: We're so screwed.
MK: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[Ship explodes]
MK: I haaaaate yoooooooooooooooooooou!!!
[Everyone flies in different directions...]
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« Reply #39 on: 06 May, 2008, 08:30:36 pm »

There must be more with me and the Pokemon! I actually have to do sommmmething with them >_>
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« Reply #40 on: 06 May, 2008, 09:04:35 pm »

There must be more with me and the Pokemon! I actually have to do sommmmething with them >_>
Don't worry. You'll get your turn... Wink
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« Reply #41 on: 06 May, 2008, 09:20:11 pm »

I demand that my drug-dealing business causes at least one casualty!
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« Reply #42 on: 07 May, 2008, 04:57:22 pm »

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« Reply #43 on: 06 June, 2008, 08:33:23 pm »

Sorry for such a long hiatus.
BUT SPATS BACKZUDZORZ


Chapter 11
[Fwam]
[Wham]
[Bam]
Ike: Ow.
Mario: Oof...
Spat: Cake.
Ike: Where'd you come from?
Mario: *shakes head*
Spat: *general confusion* What just happened?
Mario: Gah...hard to remember. We only fell for a good 25 days. <_<
Spat: I'm sorry.
Ike: ...*fsmash*
Spat: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mario: No.
Ike: Fine.
[The group finally looks around a little bit]
Ike: Where in the world are we?
Spat: Psh, I'm one to know.
Mario: Isn't this around where Olimar was?
Ike: Hey, yeah...
Mario: Listen.
[F-Zero music is heard in the background]
Ike: FALCON!!! *Cries*
Mario: ...
[The world is so surprised that an earthquake happens]
[Ike, Mario, and Spat fall through the crevice]
Mario: NOT AGAIN
~~~
Ermine: What the crap!?
Pikachu: ......Pikaa--
Lucario: =No.=
Pikachu: -.-
Ermine: Dudes and dudettes, we gotta do something.
Lucario: =Sure, you have fun with that. I'm going to get me some food, catch you later.=
[Lucario walks away]
Ermine: What's with you guys and ditching me?
Pikachu: ...Pik--
Ermine: Just shut up.
Pikachu: Pika pi! PIKA PIKA PIKACHU!! *points frantically*
[PT is glowing a dark red. A coin flashes in his pocket as he turns]
Ermine: ...No...
Pikachu: Pika pi...
PT: Get 'em, Ivysaur!
[PT tosses out a Poke ball. After that, two more come out; Charizard and Squirtle, who's still looking slightly injured]
Ermine: It's like 3 on 2! How are we going to do this...
Pikachu: <Idea.>
[Pikachu uses thunder. Squirtle gives a cry and curls into his shell]
Pikachu: <Pwnt.>
Ermine: Now it's two ridiculously overpowered Pokemon against the two of us.
Pikachu: <Uh...>
Ermine: And we're against a cliff.
Pikachu: ...
Ermine: Well, one option left.
[Battle ensues. Ermine grabs Charizard by the tail and begins swinging him, Mario style. Charizard's flame singes Ermine's arm and he yelps in pain. Charizard stomps the ground]
Charizard: <Fear the wrath of...CHAIRZARD!!!!!!>
Ermine: ...
[Charizard turns into a chair with his head and arms sticking out from it. He strikes Ermine in the face with a leg, but Ermine stops.]
Ermine: Hang on. Your tail is flaming. How do you do that?
Chairzard: ...
[FWOMPH]
[Chairzard goes up in flames]
Ermine: mindgamez, son
{While that was going on, Ivysaur had slammed Pikachu into the cliff with his up-smash. Ivysaur uses stun spore and Pikachu is paralyzed, but just then Ermine tackles Ivysaur from behind}
~~~
Spat: OW!
Mario: Gah...
Ike: Whee...hey, the music's louder!
Spat: ...We're on the Falcon--
[Captain Falcon jumps out of the ship]
Falcon: Show me your moves.
Spat: Falcon!!
Mario: You're okay!
Falcon: Yeah, you got that. I called this baby in just before the bomb went off. No one saw because Pit was so distracted and they were all scared of the bomb, rightfully. What happened  after that, I don't know--
Ike: Everyone got on Meta Knight's ship. Mario jinxed us, Parrothair screwed something up and everything blew up.
Falcon: Sucks.
Ike: Yeah.
Falcon: That would explain...
[Falcon points inside his ship. Meta Knight and Captain Olimar, both unconscious, lay on the ground. Meta Knight's wing is badly damaged, but bandaged. Dr. Mario glances up]
Falcon: These guys landed here after the explosion. Dr. Mario didn't know what happened so he couldn't tell me. MK was a priority anyways...these guys have been out cold.
Dr. Mario: He-a said it all.
[Lucario suddenly alights on the Falcon Flyer]
Falcon: Hey ther--
Lucario: =No time for tea and crumpets, there's a disturbance in the force. Thataways.=
[Lucario points in the direction of the cliff where Ermine and Pikachu were]
Lucario: =I went berry picking and those idiots couldn't fend for themselves.=
Mario: lolermine
[Captain Falcon turns them toward the cliff]
~A couple minutes later~
[The group of people on Falcon's ship jump off, Dr. Mario remaining to drive it off at a moment's notice.]
Mario: Holy crap...
[Ivysaur is strangling Ermine with his vines]
Ermine: Ahh! Spotted dinosaur ****!! Help!!
Falcon: Halfway right. FALCONE...PAUNCH
[Ivysaur goes flying into the wall]
[PT, Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Chairzard turn into trophies. Ermine, coughing, restores PT, Squirtle, and Ivysaur. Suddenly, a roar is heard, and Rayquaza's twisting form comes down from above]
Mario: Hang on, guys, time for a battl--
[Rayquaza takes out a machine]
Spat: It's the trophyfier!!
Mario: Run!!
[Instead, Rayquaza aims it at Chairzard. The trophy is blasted to pieces]
PT: Charizard!!
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« Reply #44 on: 10 June, 2008, 03:55:48 pm »

Yay the story continues!
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