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My uninteresting combination of SSBB and Users...Extravaganza?

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« Reply #60 on: 30 June, 2008, 01:44:53 pm »

NEEDZ MOAR ADOL
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« Reply #61 on: 30 June, 2008, 04:20:42 pm »

When did Sawnik come back?
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« Reply #62 on: 10 July, 2008, 03:28:42 pm »

Chapter 15
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UF: Gasp
Ermine: Gasp
Spat: I remembered to write again.
Adol: I'm bac--
Spat: I THINK I FORGOT SOME PEOPLE SO I GUESS YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO BE IN IT SOMEHOW
Sonic: Yay!
[Massive explosion]
Sonic: Yay!
Spat: Now that that's over.

Now the brawlers and users after a two week hiatus of existing walk along the dreary hallway of the mansion up a spiraling green marble staircase (what) into the master bedroom.

Mama Luigi: I am in the bedroom.
Toon Link: I wonder if this guy is related to me.
Mama Luigi: LINK. I...am your mother.
TL: :O
Mario: :O
Luigi: ...No, please no.
TL: MOMMY
Link: What are you doing?
TL: Don't you get it? I'm now pointlessly evil to add to the severe lack of villains!!
Spat: Gah!! My entire mind is melting..
GSD: WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT
Magic: I tHInk tHIS cHApteR MIGHT BE hard to UNdeRSTAND

King K. Rool, Ridley, Dark Samus, and Rayquaza suddenly burst through the wall.

Fooby: Oh teh noez!
K. Rool: TRY DOING A BARREL ROLL
Ridley: SAVE THE QUEEN I HAVE SIX LEGS
Dark Samus: MY ELK BELONGS TO THE TERMINATOR
Rayquaza: im no fish
Fooby: What?
Spat: I don't even know. Stop breaking the fourth wall and pretend we're normal! WE NOW GO TO THE SORT OF SERIOUS PART OF THE STORY

[lights go off]
[lights go on]

DK: ...YOU KILLED MY NEPHEW
Ridley: ...
DK: ARHVHAGHHGR
Mario: Since when could he talk?
Link: Since when did you lose your accent?

DK starts beating the crap out of Ridley.

Ermine: Hey Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikaaaa?
Ermine: Dark Samus looks like a water Pokemon.
Pikachu: Pikachu...
Ermine: ...STAB?
Pikachu: PIKA!

[Poke ^5]

Pikachu: PIKAAA...
Dark Samus:  Huh?
Pikachu: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Mario: Hwaaaaaa!!
Link: Hyurg...
Spat: *perch*
Adol: *fixes wall*
GSD: *explodes*
Bowser: RAWR
Meta Knight: BEHOLD
Kirby: Hi.
[Insert a ton of dust and explosion]
[Dust clears]

Everything is somehow still normal. Everyone's OK except DK, laying on the floor in pain, and Spat, asleep on Ridley's head.

Sonic: I THINK THAT UTENSIL COULD BE IN A PRECARIOUS SITUATION
Ermine: It's time for...
Sonic: MOAR STORY
Ermine: THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS THINKING
Sonic: WUT
Ermine: MOAR LIEK

[Gogogo Power Rangers]

Ermine: YAY
Mario: How the heck did you guys survive all that?
Mama Luigi: Simple.

[GOGOGO POWER RANGERS]

Mama Luigi: We're immune to physical attack and everything, only psychics can defeat that barrier.
Mario: Not a problem! Mewt--...Oh.
Mama Luigi: I lol'd.
Rayquaza: I'm still not a fish
Sasori: I am in the bathroom
Spat: *wakes up* O_o

Everyone looks at Ness, Lucas, and Lucario.

Lucario: =Right, I have a tea party to be at. *runs away*
Ness: ...Ok.
Lucas: *trips*

Rayquaza twisted through the air, biting at Ness. Ness dodged nimbly and used PK fire, catching Rayquaza's tail. Rayquaza roared in pain and turned around.

Mama Luigi: MY BEDROOM CAN NOT TAKE THIS

Everyone warps outside the mansion

Mama Luigi: That's better, resume fighting please.

Spat flies from Ridley desperately, who snatches with claw and tooth. Spat takes something out of his pocket.

Ridley: O_o
Spat: Lul, a smash ball. However, I can't break it in this--YIPE *flies*

Mama Luigi spawns bagels from under his hat at throws them toward Samus. Samus goes into morph ball and rolls under, then shoots her grapple beam. Mama Luigi dodges and throws a baby Yoshi.

Samus: ...IT'S SO FREAKING CUTE
Mama Luigi: mindgamez
Samus: Hu--

Mama Luigi kicks Samus in the head, damaging her power suit's helmet. She tries to fix it as Mama Luigi attacks GSD.

GSD: N...No!! I'm your biggest fan!!

Ermine: POWAR RANGER TIME
[Ermine, Falcon, Pikachu, and Lucario don body suits and attack King K. Rool, who attempts to fend them off with boxing gloves]
Captain Falcon: FALCONE...
K. Rool: TRY DOING A SOMERSAULT *hits button on pad next to him*

Galleom, Porky, and Duon burst out from below ground. Pikachu, Ermine, and Lucario go flying through the air, and the three bosses hit the ground, causing a huge tremor.

Galleom: IT'S OVER 9000
Porky: WHO TOOK MY PANTS
Duon: ...Don't...don't hurt me...

K. Rool: *watches Ermine and the Pokemon* Ahahahahaha! HAHAHA! H...w...wait. Weren't there 4 of...oh crap.
Falcon: *behind K. Rool* PAAAAAAAUNCH
[K. Rool flies into a mass of users attacking Mama Luigi and knocks them over]
Adol: >8U
SA2: >8U
Jawo: YOU RUINED MY SAND CASTLE >8U
SA2: What?
Jawo: I do have my priorities..
Spat: I have a feeling this will suit you guys better and throw everything in turmoil...

Spat stops flying and plummets toward the ground, then releases the smash ball.

GSG: You rigged this to be the hero!!
Spat: No, Adol gave this to me right when we left.
911: Huh?
Spat: You'll see.

Spat does a barrel roll to avoid the oncoming Ridley and flies away. Suddenly, Toon Link grabs the smash ball.

Unreal: *was fighting Toon Link* ...Uh oh...
Toon Link: >=D

Toon Link tries to use his final smash. Unreal braces himself and feels no pain.

Unreal: ...lolwut?

Toon Link is somehow doing the Triforce Slash to his own face.

TL: IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRNS

Toon Link falls over unconscious.

Adol: IT WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN
Judg: NOW, DEDEDE
Dedede: Ahma throwing mah lazer!!!
Judg: No.
Dedede: Waddle dees!!

Waddle dees start coming out of Dedede's sleeve. Finally, he spawns a smash ball.

Mama Luigi: How?
Judg: We put Smash balls on none.
ML: Grr....
Dedede: But dis ain't no ordinary smash ball.

Dedede eats the smash ball. Suddenly, everyone gets smash powers!

Magic: Ooh. Epic Ninja Turtle go?
Mama Luigi: Foolish fool! I told you that won't work!
Dedede: No one expects...

Mewtwo floats up out of a river.

Rayquaza: IT'S A FISH!?!?!??!?
Mewtwo: So I didn't die when I fell. But my power level is too far under 9000 to do much more. So.

Everyone goes into slow motion.

Mario: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Mewtwo: It's for the dramatic effect.
GSD: *explodes*
Mama Luigi: MY POWER IS LOSING
K. Rool: ...Why did I want to do a barrel roll?
Rayquaza: Am I fish?
Mewtwo: Barrier lifted.

Mewtwo falls back into the river.

Mario: *looks at Mama Luigi*
Link: I lol'd.
Spat: CHIHUAHUA
Dedede: RANDOM DANCING
Judg: I GOT BIG SWORD
Ike: GREAT AETHER

GIANT SHINY TEXT FOR ERMINE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE HIS ENDING


DK: I can play the drums.
Lucas: PK...
Ness: STARSTOOORM!
Lucario: I CAME BACK FROM THE TEA PARTY AURA AURA LASER

Dust clears again.
K. Rool is down. Rayquaza is down. Toon Link's been down. Mama Luigi is severely injured. Ridley twitches, and is down on the ground. Dark Samus is down. GSD explodes. We're still in slow motion. DK walks up to Ridley.

DK: Groo.
Ridley: *twitch*
DK: *beats the crap out of Ridley and walks away*

Mama Luigi attempts to struggle to his feet.

ML: Augh...I...

[UNREALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...]

ML: Well, crap.

[PAAAAAAAAAUNCH]


VOID OF NONEXISTANCE EATS THE BAD GUYS EXCEPT TOON LINK BECAUSE HE'S GOOD NOW

WE WIN

GSD EXPLODES

YOU HAVE WON THE GAME

Credits:
Me: Writing
You guys: Supporting
You guys: Ideas
GSD: Ideas, exploding
JT: Ninja turtles
Me: Posting
Me: Breaking the fourth wall
Me: Existing
Me: ^5?


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« Reply #63 on: 10 July, 2008, 04:16:54 pm »

What the... My ending was lame. PROTEST!!!

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« Reply #64 on: 11 July, 2008, 10:14:15 am »

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« Reply #65 on: 12 July, 2008, 04:01:41 pm »

Just got around to reading this, and it was awesome.  Good job spat.

Also the fact that I was in it was a nice plus.
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But... if our leaders actually reflected the wants of the people... then we'd be a democracy, and that's just gross.
Stalin was that **** guy who pops the ball during a basketball game and ruins it for everyone.
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« Reply #66 on: 22 July, 2008, 11:29:19 pm »

;_;
It's over.

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« Reply #67 on: 14 August, 2008, 11:23:51 am »

Ill read this after Cheesy
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