Ok, so we did more than just get dinner. I'm back now. Resume typing.
*This and upcoming scenes will be in different format due to more action scenes
Chapter 14, Part 2
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K. Rool donned a pair of boxing gloves and sent out a large army of Kremlings and Klaptraps ahead of him. DK grabbed his glove from Mario Baseball and engaged K. Rool in a fight. Rayquaza took out the trophy gun from SSE and started firing rapidly. Due to his lack of hands, this became a rather large problem, and he was soon attacked by ROB and Game & Watch, who had beaten through the army.
G+W: Thank you for that buff, Sakurai! *spams D-tilt*
Luigi: Too strong!!!
Bloodmage391: HOLD UP A SECOND
Sasori: Hey, you're back!
BM391: Being the smart ninja type dude I am, I have come up with a plan! *talks with Sasori, then backs out of the room*
The fighting splits into two sides, slowly, to make a small path in between the two sides. DK and K. Rool are still fighting it out, but K. Rool is clearly stronger. Rayquaza is completely diverted from battle by ROB and G&W.
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The group entered Ridley's lair as quietly as they could. Suddenly, Fooby's watch starts to glow, and Spat's shoe starts to glow.
Spat: Foobs.
Fooby: Spat.
Both: Now.
Fooby and Spat warp out of the lair inexplicably.
Sonic: ....The heck?
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K. Rool got the upper hand on DK and smashes him to the ground, dazed, and took the trophy gun from where it lay on the ground.
K. Rool: Prepare to meet your end, Donkey Kong!!
DK: <Something's bound to happen. Stupid story writer won't kill off my whole series.]
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song starts playing in the background.
BM: Good, you found the beatbox.
magic4224: That I did.
Sasori: Are you guys about to screw with the plot again?
Spat: Bloodmage and I got bored on AIM.
Sasori: Figures.
G-F-A-QS ninja turtles! G-F-A-QS ninja turtles!
Rayquaza: <This just gets worse as it goes.>
Bloodmage leads the pack
BM: What!? I'm Donatello!!
Fooby: HAH!
Kamikaze's Foobs bane t3h n00bz
Fooby: ...That's lame.
Magic's cool, but shrewd! Killer_Spatula's a party dude!
Magic: Yup. *throws a tree at Rayquaza*
Spat: That's what I'm talking about! Fear the chihuahua!! *attacks K. Rool*
BM: Don't leave me out.
Foobs: What about me!?
Mage aids Spat with K. Rool, and Fooby blasts full force into Rayquaza's face. Rayquaza roars and dives underground, and comes roaring back up, bringing the Ice Climbers with him.
Popo: ...Well, crap.
Nana: You said it.
Rayquaza turned around, abruptly bringing Popo and Nana down at insane speeds.
Popo: Now what!?
Magic4224: *clinging onto Rayquaza's tail*
Nana: Look!!
Rayquaza:
Magic4224: Mindgamez, son. *nukes Rayquaza*
Rayquaza crashes to the ground, and K. Rool is stabbed straight through by BM as he was blinded by Spat perching on him.
HEROES IN A MESSAGE BOARD
NINJA POWER
K. Rool somehow slowly stands up, and pulls the sword out from himself, and Rayquaza forces himself into the air.
Spat: What!? *tries to pull out katana* Oh.
BM: Song's over.
Magic4224: ...And we're out.
Everyone made a blind dash for the door as K. Rool and Rayquaza gain their senses.
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Samus: Right...I've never seen anything like this, so--
Meta Ridley swoops from above and makes a grabbing motion for Samus.
Samus: As expected as Jinjo. *shield rolls, leaving Falcon wide open to be grabbed*
Falcon: Crap! *taken away*
Snake: WHO STOLE MY PANTS!?
Dark Samus glances over.
Snake: ...Sounds like my kind of wom--*gets a missle to the face*
SaltyKracka: Fear my katana that has insults engraved on it!! *stabs at Dark Samus*
DS: <Lulz.> *pulls out trophy gun*
Ike: ...Prepare yourselves.
Falcon is now being clawed at by Ridley, and is trying to escape.
Falcon: Help me!
Bowser: No. I'm not playing the role of the hero solely because you saved me.
Sonic: Wait, I have a plan. *puts on bunny hood and uses spring jump*
Sonic grasps onto Meta Ridley's face, trying to block his eyes. Meta Ridley snaps at him viciously, but Sonic slips back and avoids.
Sonic: You're too slow!
Meta Ridley attacks with his claw, thus releasing Falcon but striking Sonic and knocking him to the ground. As Sonic falls, he's hit fully with the trophy gun's arrow, thus becoming a trophy himself. Dark Samus snatches it and throws it backward to prevent others from getting to it, and continues firing.
Mario: Wait...I've got an idea.
As the arrow heads toward Mario, he reflects it with his cape. Dark Samus had no time to ponder such questions as to why a cape overpowered it, and was forced to dodge. The arrow destroyed the gun, thus throwing Dark Samus backward.
Dark Samus: =Gah! Ridley! Now!!=
Meta Ridley: =Right.=
Ridley roars, causing the brawlers to cover their ears in pain. The roar translates to:
<FEAR THE WRATH OF MEAT RIDLEY!!!>
Falcon: Oh no!
Ike: We're doomed!!!
A giant slab of meat lands in front of everyone.
Ermine: ........It's not very effective.
Lucario: =That DEFINITELY had no stab bonus.=
Dark Samus: *facepalm* =Let's get out of here.=
There's a bright flash of light, and Dark Samus and Meat Ridley vanish. The lair itself is gone, as is Sonic's trophy.
Falcon: YES!
Voice: =Oh, don't be so sure.=
Falcon: ...No?
Meta Ridley and Dark Samus come back down from above.
Falcon: Something smart. Now. Ermine, come here.
[Ermine, Falcon, Pikachu, Lucario, and Samus rush off]
DS: I'm just gonna stay here to see what hap--
GOGOGO POWER RANGERS
DS: ...Wow.
Lucario: =I really think this is a bad idea..= *aura spheres Dark Samus*
Ermine: Come on! You even got to be the blue one!! *Bites at Ridley's tail*
Pikachu: <Guess what, Ridley? Electric's good against flying.> *Zap*
Ridley: *ROAR*
Pikachu: <Ooh, and I got STAB bonus.>
Falcon: FALCONE...
Ermine: Ahem.
Falcon: Right. RANGER PAUNCH!
[Park Rangers start flying out of Falcon's arm]
Falcon: Good crap!
DS: It's no use! Out now!
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Spat: KEEP RUNNING
BM: Why? They won't come...Oh, don't tell me.
Spat: Yep.
Fooby: This whole entire scene is based off another one of your dreams!?
Spat: Yep. Except the antagonist was a guy named Dave Williams, not King K. Ro--
Fooby: Get more creative.
Spat: You're jealous of my dreams.
[Ceiling starts caving in]
Spat: ...I don't remember this part. Up the staircase then?
[The brawlers are forced to run upward instead of down, due to the ceiling beam creating a blockade in front of them.]
In other news, Spat has developed severe pain in his wrist and must stop now. This keyboard actually reads, "To reduce risk of serious injury, read Safety & Comfort guide
I'm in a lot of pain though. Sorry. Gotta stop