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America deserves to steal your thunder!..And then destory it in countless pointless wars and debacals.
Pfft, sure.
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Just just say that both our countries suck in their own ways and leave it at that. I don't want to start a debate over it.
Humanity in general is pretty rubbish anyway...
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Haha, neither do I, and indeed both suck.
Got that right.
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Agent Smith might've had a point when he called Humanity a virus in The Matrix...
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He's right, humanity is a virus. A evil, nasty virus because we're all evil in someway and contribute to the destruction of ourselves.
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...I expected some kind of resistance.
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I'd have to say I'm more of a pessimist than an optimist.
The sad thing is that everything in your previous post was kinda true...
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I'm an optimistic x.x
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Postive: "The cup is half full."
Negative: "The cup is half empty."
Indecisive: "Well, half f- no wait... er, can you come back to me?"
Ignorant: "Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!"
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*is reminded of Demetri Martin* What if the cup was half-filled with babies blood. What would you say then? That, of course depends if it's coming from or going to a baby. Because if it's coming from one then you got to say it's half-empty.
...I forgot the rest of the joke.
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You're gonna carry that weight.
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*Meanwhile in the on topic part of the topic*
It's good Sas.
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"What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously.
But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured." - Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
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It is really good, the best of the five.
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*is reminded of Demetri Martin* What if the cup was half-filled with babies blood. What would you say then? That, of course depends if it's coming from or going to a baby. Because if it's coming from one then you got to say it's half-empty.
...I forgot the rest of the joke.
*is reminded by Bill Bailey* People come up to me and say "Bill, are you an optimist?", and I say "I hope so! Eh? See what I did there?". They say "Is the cup half-full or half-empty?", I say "Dunno, depends what's in the cup. Is it liquid? Maybe gravel? Is it beetroot, prawns, or maybe blood? Is it used in a sacrificial context?", and they say "It's alright, we'll ask someone else...".
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To be on topic!
I just saw it...that Umbridge teacher both made me laugh and scared. I don't remember Lina in the book though
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