Masterman
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« on: 16 June, 2008, 12:11:33 pm » |
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1: Part 4 Lunch
*Scourge and the others are finally patched up and are heading to lunch* Scourge: I'm so hungry...I feel so....skinny.. Sol: *drools* I smell meatloaf....*clutches stomach* Vegeta: M-M-M-Meatloaf??? The smell.....IT'S OVER NIN- Nappa: WHAT MEATLOAF??? Vegeta: NAPPA, STOP INTERRUPTING!!! Nappa: ........But Vegeta, you know what meatloaf does to my indegestion. Vegeta: NOT MY FAULT!!! Cell: *runs into Cafeteria*
Broly: *is still in clinic* KAKAROT!! Nurse Waddle Dee 1: Can someone please shut him up? Doctor Dee: Hmm......some laughing gas should hold him down. Broly: HA HA!! KA-HA HA HA!!! KAKA-HA HA HA!!! ROT!! A HAHA HA HA!!!! *laughs hard* *starts crying and falls on floor* KAK-KAK-KAK-BWAH HA HAA!!!
*meanwhile back a cafe* Koopa Bro. Green: *gets a spoon* HEY!! *Sephiroth bumps into him* Koopa Bro. Green: Watch where yur goin- *Sephiroth draws blade and points it at his face* Koopa Bro. Green: You can't cut in line! *smacks blade out of his hands* Sephiroth: Do you know who I am? Koopa Bro. Green: An ugly *****!! Sephiroth: Obviously your mouth speaks louder than your actions. Koopa Bro. Green: You want me to take action? Okay. Cut in front of me again, and I'll promise you that your face won't have a pleasant day. Scourge: Oh god....not another fight...I'm so hungry... Sol: Don't worry. First we eat, then we help him out. Scourge: Agreed. *goes to get plate* *Sephiroth holds hand out not letting anyone pass* Sephiroth: I don't think so. Scourge: Move your hand, or we'll have a serious problem.... Sol: *sticks blade at Sephiroth's throat* Let us pass, or I'll slash your throat out... Vegeta: *has a Galik Gun forming* Nappa: *clenches fist* Sephiroth: You're not getting past me. Forget it. Koopa Bro. Yellow: *slides between his legs* *quickly eats meatloaf with hands* Ohh...so good... Sephiroth: HEY!! *grabs Yellow by the shell and flings him at the drink machine where Koopa Bro. Black was getting a Coca-Cola* Koopa Bro. Black: *inserts quarter* *Out of order* Koopa Bro. Black: SON OF A *****!!! *looks at Sephiroth* Sephiroth: *smiles* Koopa Bro. Red: Okay...now, it's go time!!! *a voice is heard from the back* Bass: Don't do it.......he has.....demonic powers....beyond your belief...he'll kill you...*crawls forward on the verge of death* I.....couldn't defend myself......he crushed me..... Prometheus: BASS!!! Blues: *evil glare in eye* Sephiroth: *runs at Bass and slashes his head off* *everyone gasps* Blues: Okay that's it...*stands up* You're a dead man!! Sephiroth: Well why didn't you help him before? Blues: We thought you were cool. You're just some *****-ass bully. I ain't afraid of *****es!! Sephiroth: Hmph....what's this? 10 against 1? Cell: *stands up* Make that 11. Ansem: 12. Reptile: *observes* DDD: *frown on face* 13!! I say-I say- I say- make that 13!! K. Rool: Hmph..I think I'll pass... DDD: ***** K. Rool: *raises eyebrow* I'll deal with you later. *takes tray to dumpster* MK: Make it 14. Akuma: 15. Kazuya: 16. *Broly busts through wall* Broly: KAKAROT!!! MAKE IT 17!!! Mewtwo: 18. Black Knight: Hmmm..... Mephiles: Let's see.....odds are...Sephiroth is about to get his ass kicked... make it 19. Sephiroth: Cowards the lot of you!! I'll be back. I need time to- Ansem: Grow you some balls? *OOOoooooooooo* Sephiroth:..........*smirks* Just for that....you're my #1 target.... Ansem: I'm sorry, I don't have sex with other men. Sephiroth: Yur pushing it... Ansem: Up your butt? Gladly! Sephiroth: One more comment.....just one more and I'll cut your heart out and feed it to my bats!! Ansem:..........................Yo' Momma Sephiroth: *teleports behind Ansem and blade slits his neck* Ansem: Aghh...****!!! Sephiroth: See? I don't make threats, I execute them!!! Ansem: *from back of the room* You and me aren't going to get along.... Prometheus: TIME FOR SOME BOSS BATTLE MUSIC!!! Everybody: NOT YET!!! Prometheus: *crawls back into seat and pouts* Ansem: *squints at Sephiroth with mean look on face* Sephiroth: *does the same to Ansem* *Both of their faces are seen on opposite sides of the screen*
ROUND 1.......
*to be continued*
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