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The Green Antagonist

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Masterman
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« on: 23 June, 2008, 09:17:47 pm »

1: Part 5 Final
Intermission


Sephiroth: *glows with a demonic white aura* You will stop breathing in a couple of seconds...
Ansem: Oh please...these death jokes are getting old.
Sephiroth: Jokes? They aren't funny to me.
Ansem: Maybe because you don't have a sense of humor.
Sephiroth: Could be. Or maybe it's the fact that I don't care what you think.
Ansem: I'm going to rip you apart. It's because of you that we have FF7 fanboys/fangirls!!!
Sephiroth: I can't help that I'm cool. It's just natural charisma. Don't get mad at me because Square didn't give you cool attributes. But, enough of the chat, you're just trying to distract me from killing you. Now, on to the feast. My blade hungers!!
Ansem: *pulls out Xemnas' Lightsabers*
Sephiroth: *falls to floor* Lightsabers? HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!
Ansem: -_-
Sephiroth: AH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!! HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAAA HHHAAA HHAA!!!!
Ansem: >8U
Sephiroth: *stands up* Ok let's *looks* HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!
Ansem: *slices off strands of Sephiroth's hair*
Sephiroth: .......No one....messes my hair.... *glows again, but this time with a reddish tint* *the air in the lunchroom becomes heavy and dense*
Scourge: WTF? I can't breathe....We gotta get out of here....that guy is trying to kill us...*runs for the door but it quickly slams shut and locks on the outside* DAMMIT!!
Sol: ****, what are we gonna do?
Koopa Red: We're gonna take out the problem, Sephi.
Koopa Yellow: **** yeah.
Nappa: Vegeta.....what does the scouter say about the air level?
Vegeta: **** IT'S UNDER NINE-THOUSAAAANNNDD!!!
Nappa: HOLY **** WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Vegeta: NO ****!!!
Nappa: OH MY GOD!! *grasps head*
Vegeta: ARGH!!!
Cell: *charges a Super Kamehameha*
Broly: Broly.....feels......breathless.....*falls to floor*
Prometheus: Good thing we don't have internal organs, like lungs....we're unaffected.
Blues: Thank god...*looks over at Scourge's crew* They don't look so good...
Prometheus: Ah, let em' die. We didn't come here to spare others..
Blues: It's that kind of attitude that got Bass killed!!
Prometheus: SO WHAT!!! He was just gonna stab us in the back in the end!!!
Blues: **** you!! I'm helping them.
Prometheus: Be my guest *****!
Blues: *goes over to help Scourge up*
Scourge: How do we get out of here?
Blues: Through that vent above the soda machine. See it?
Scourge: Yeah...ohh....I can't breathe..
Sol: *on the verge of death* AH ****, I AIN'T DYING HERE!!!
Blues: *shares his sub-tank with Scourge and co.*
Scourge: Why are you helping us?
Blues: I may be bad....but, I know when to help others when they are in need. I didn't realize that before, and that mistake costed my friend's life. I don't want others to die because of my selfish pride. *looks at Prometheus*
Prometheus: Hmph..
Blues: C'mon, let's go!!


Ansem: Argh....I can't take much more...*collapses*
Sephiroth: *walks over to him and places his blade to his head* I told you....you die here...
Ansem: Urrgg.....I can't believe this...
Sephiroth: I'll see you in hell, Ansem. *prepares to kill him by raising his blade to slash his head off*
Vegeta: NOOWWW!!!!
Cell: HAAAAAAAA!!!!
*a glowing light appears in the corner of the screen*
Sephiroth: AWW DAMN!!! WHAT IS THAT??? *the light flashes him and he is blinded temporarily*
Cell: *rushes over, picks Ansem up and hurries through the vent where everyone else escaped from*
Sephiroth: .........GRAHGHHHH!!!!! *dashes through the vent after them*
*everyone is running down the hall and they start to split up through different doors*
Vegeta: The bathroom....No man will come in here while another man is in here. So, I'm safe...
Nappa: Hey Vegeta.
*a repeated thumping is heard on water*
Vegeta: Nappa.......are you.....are you...
Nappa: Pissing? That's right. My **** is-
Vegeta: OVER NINE-THOUSAAANNDD!!!!
Nappa: WHAT NINE-THOUSAND!!!!?Huh? I WAS ABOUT TO SAY FIVE-HUNDRED!! OH MY GOD!!!
Vegeta: NO!! Not you. That Sephiroth guy!! He's lurking around in the hall trying to find us!!!
Nappa: Oh...
Vegeta: WASH YOUR HANDS!!!
Nappa: This is Villain School.....not Hygiene School.
Vegeta: Well said.

Sol: Urk.......he's around here somewhere..
Koopa Red: Ah geez.....we really got to get rid of that guy. School has barely even started!!
Sol: I know...
Cell: Yeah, we should definitely get rid of him...
Koopa Red: How?
Cell: We gotta do...what others do to get rid of a threat. This is very...un-villainly...but....we gotta....
Sol: Yeah?
Koopa Red: Oh no......anything but that....
Cell: Snitch
Koopa Red: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: Hmm? *smiles*
Sol: *covers Red's mouth* You babbling idiot!!! He heard you!!!
Sephiroth: *walks in room and turns lights on* Hello.
Cell: ..........O_O
Sol: *covers Red's eyes* O_O
Koopa Red: Hey, I wanna see! Let go of me!!! *peeks* O_O
Sephiroth: What? I was looking for a shower....anybody know where one is? After I get done....THEN, I'll kill you all.
Sol: O_O *cough* Uhm....is t-that.....yours?
Sephiroth: Inhuman isn't it? Well, the girls don't like me for nothin'. *starts to sing as he walks by* "I'm pushin' it in....I'm pushin' it in....I gotta PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!!"
Sol: HOLY GOD!! O_O WHAT ARE YOU PUSHING MAN!?!? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
Sephiroth: Just for that...Imma push it in you.
Sol: GAHHH!!!! RETREAT!!!! *runs off*
Cell: *follows*
Sephiroth: *looks at a not moving Koopa Red* You still here? Shoo turtle.
Koopa Red: I'm interested in that. How does it function?
Sephiroth: Curious? Well, you came to the right person. Come on in. *demonic smile*
Koopa Red: Okay. *walks in* So......where do you........put it?
Sephiroth: In certain things....things with "openings", I'll say.
Koopa Red: Openings?
Sephiroth: You're in for a LOOOONG journey, you up to it?
Koopa Red: If I can grow one, yes!!!
Sephiroth: O_O Ambitious eh? Good. I'll take you through the basics.

*everyone is seen with their ears on the shower door listening*
*everyone looks at camera*
*everyone slowly backs up out of the door*

Scourge: I AIN'T SEE ****!!! *runs off*
Koopa Yellow: What? We do have one. In the back...
Koopa Black: And Red calls me stupid!!!
Sol: Damn.....what is up with this school.....?
Vegeta: This is just the beginning.
Nappa: OH MY GOD!!!


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