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The Green Antagonist

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Masterman
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« Reply #15 on: 11 August, 2008, 08:32:52 pm »

3: Part 3
Paranormal



Sol: You ready, fattie?
DDD: I SAY, I SAY-
Sol: I SAY, SHUT UP!!
DDD: !!!
Sol: *smirk*
Crazy: Hmm...seems we're getting hostile...let the match BEG-
Huh?: WAIIIITTT!!!
Crazy: Hmm?
Huh?: INTRUDERS FROM THE OUTSIDE!!
Crazy: WHAT!?!?
Ganon: *punches table* They're here...
Eggman: Hmm...
Bowser: Huh...*puts on a cape* *walks down the stairs of the tower they were spectating from*
Ganon: *follows*
Eggman: *rubs chin* Hold it, fellows.
Bowser: What?
Eggman: How about we let them do the fighting for us?
Bowser: ......Too risky.
Ganon: I'm with Robotnik on this one. Let's see what our students can do.
Bowser: Hruph...fine. But, if things get-
Eggman: Relax, Bowser. Everything will come out fine.
Bowser: .......
Ganon: *announces on intercom* STUDENTS!!! REPORT TO THE FRONT, IMMEDIATELY!!! We are unable to assist. Time to put your evil arts to the test!!
Scourge: Who's out there?
Ganon: Don't worry about minor details...
Sol: MINOR? How do we know that you might be trying to get us killed!!
Ganon: Scared?
Scourge: No.
Ganon: Well, then the two of you shut up, and do as you are told.
Scourge: Gr...Yes sir..
Ganon: Good. Now...MOVE OUT!!
Vegeta: What about Nappa?
Ganon: He isn't able to assist, you know that. And neither is Akuma.
Mephiles: ...Good.
*the students proceed to the front*
Scourge: I wonder what's out there...
Sol: *shrugs*
Koopa Red: *horrified* Probably a giant d-dog that will tear us to itty bitty p-pieces...*shakes*
Koopa Black: *eyes wide* ...D-D-D-Dog?
Sol: ...........
Prometheus: ........Umm..
Scorpion: ......
Scourge: Ah gee...it's raining again! And it's getting dark...
*noises come from front*
Sol: *gulp*
Sephiroth: ....What is this energy?
Shao Kahn: ....What are you babbling about?
Sephiroth: Not babbling, thinking. There's something out there...but it's existence is paranormal...like a poltergeist. It's energy is not from this world...
Scourge: G-G-G-Ghosts?
Sephiroth: Poltergeist means ghost. But, ghost is such a biased term.
Scourge: Eh.
Sol: Someone should go peek...
Vegeta: Yeah...
K. Rool: I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS!!! *runs to the front with a shotgun* COME GIT SOME OF-
Huh?:BOOBLAGOOBA!!!
K. Rool: *drops gun and mouth spreads wide* *points as mouth shakes* Y-Y-Y....You're...
Huh?: ......*floats and stares at K. Rool*
K. Rool: ...King Boo?
Huh?: *sticks tongue out* No. I am...*turns back and a horrifying, grotesque face appears on it's back* I AM BOOGABOO!!!
K. Rool: *screams* EVERYBODY!! RUN!!!
Boogaboo: *grabs K. Rool and beats the **** out of him*
K. Rool: ...
Boogaboo: HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!
Sol: *peeks* K. ROOL!!!!!!
Boogaboo: *sees Sol* *smiles and licks lips*
Sol: UGLY!!! *is horrified* oh my god....*hauls ass to the back*
Boogaboo: *flies to where everyone is* BOOOOO!!!!
Everybody: AGH!!!!
*everybody hauls ass behind Sol*
Boogaboo: *chases*

*from tower*
Ganon: HA HA HAA!! Let's see how they deal with the paranormal.
Bowser: I thought Mario and his forces were coming to attack..
Eggman: I would've panicked if that happened!!
Bower: *chuckles*


*everybody runs in the school*
Cell: Lights!! Hit the lights!!
Scourge: I can't see!
Vegeta: NAH DURRR SHERLOCK!!!
Scourge: *punches Vegeta*
Prometheus: .....Oh geez, here he comes!!!
*everybody runs into the living room*
Mephiles: *gulp* *runs and hides in closet*
Shadow: *hides in trash can*
Scorpion: *hides in same closet Mephiles is in*
Boogaboo: Come out, come out wherever you are!!
Scourge: *hides under sofa coushins*
Sol: *hides under lion-skin rug*
Shao Kahn: *hides under bed*
DDD: *tries to fit under bed* *wiggles*
Shao Kahn: you fat bastard!! Get out of here!!
Boogaboo: I heard that...*approaches living room*
Shao Kahn: *pulls DDD in*
*the bed is lopsided*
DDD: I say- I say, I'm allergic to dust!
Shao: *whispers* You should've thought of that earlier!! *smacks DDD*
Goro: *hides in bathroom*
Reptile: *follows*
Sephiroth: *jumps in hot tub*
Koopa Red: *jumps in fish tank*
Koopa Black: *jumps into a pile of teddy bears*
Koopa Green: *follows Black*
Koopa Yellow: *follows Green*
Vegeta: *hides behind door*
Cell: *has nowhere to hide* DAMMIT!! *runs where Goro is*
DDD: *about to sneeze* I SAY...............I SAY.....
Shao: *whispers furiously* NO....NO....NO... *tries to cover DDD's face*
DDD: I SAY.......I SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! ACHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*bed flies and hits wall*
Boogaboo: *crosses arms and sees Shao and DDD*
Shao: Uhm....hi there!
Boogaboo: GRAH!!! *grabs Shao and holds him close to face* *licks lips*
Shao: *scared* Please!!! DON'T!!!
DDD: I say-I say sucks to be-
Boogaboo: *smacks DDD across room and he hits door that reveals Vegeta*
Vegeta: OH.............................****.
Scourge: *laughs softly*
Sephiroth: *glug glug* *needs air*
Boogaboo: *eats Shao* *floats toward Vegeta*
Vegeta: SCREW YOU!! GALIK GUN!!!
*goes right through Boogaboo*
Vegeta: Damn...*tries to fly but only jumps* WTF
Boogaboo: Your saiyan powers don't work when I'm around. *picks up Vegeta*
Vegeta: Uhm....QUICK!! Someone tell me what the scouter says about his power level!!
Cell: *bursts through door with gigantic smile and wide eyes* IT'S OVER NINE-****!!!!
Boogaboo: *drops Vegeta* Yummy...*floats to Cell*
Scourge: *tries to hold laughter in*
Koopa Red: *giggles* *glug glarg*
Vegeta: Heh heh...*takes off down hallway*
*everybody else that was hiding does the same except DDD*
Sephiroth: *gasps for air* *jumps out of hot tub and follows everybody*
Cell: I WAS FRAMED!! VEGETA KNEW HOW MUCH I WANTED TO SAY THAT!!!
Boogaboo: Too bad. *grabs Cell* Green alien...my favorite!! *gobbles down Cell*
*Boogaboo's stomach is an empty hole leading to oblivion*
DDD: *shakes head* Oh......where am I? Hmm? I'm not stuttering!!
Boogaboo: *squeezes DDD*
DDD: I SAY-I SAY, unhand me, *****!!!
Boogaboo: *gulps down DDD* *farts* Fat and juicy!
*strolls down hallway*
Boogaboo: This is fun!!



*at a very well-known castle*
Huh?: So, we strike tomorrow?
Huh?: Yeah...Bowser won't know what hit em'.
Huh?: Ok. It's settled. Everybody, wait for your orders! You ready for this?
Huh?: LET'S-A DO IT!!
Huh?: You heard the man!! WE STRIKE.......AT DAWN!!!! *raises fist*
*a crowd of heroes shout "YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!"*







TBC

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