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The Miscellaneous Adventures of ZeldaFan and Friends.

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« on: 29 May, 2008, 10:16:00 pm »

Episode 1: A Figure from Bob's Past! A New Challenge Appears!

Narrator: We join our heroes, ZeldaFan and Tobi as they walk down a sunny dirt road. It's a beautiful day, and they seem to be enjoying the weather. But...where is Bob?

Tobi: Ah...what a nice day, huh Sempai?

ZeldaFan: You bet Tobi! I couldn't ask for nicer weather! And Bob claimed he had things to do, so he's not here to ruin our fun!

*Suddenly, several Bandits appear on the road, knives and swords brandished. The lead bandit, wielding a particularly large sword, appears behind them.*

Lead Bandit: Well wheat do we have here? A girl and a dork in a mask. Let's strip them of everything they've got.

Tobi: Wow, that sure was random, huh Sempai?

ZeldaFan: Yeah, almost like they showed up as an excuse for a fight scene to break out. Oh well, I was getting bored anyways. Tobi, you take the small guys. The leader is mine.

Tobi: You got it, Sempai! *in a flash, Tobi appears in the middle of the group of bandits. He takes one out with a punch to the face before any of them can react* Ta-da!

Bandit: Oh no! He got Steve! Let's get him! *charges at Tobi with his sword pointed right at the masked ninja*

Tobi: *jumps up and lands on the tip of the blade, using chakra to stand on it. He then uses his other foot to kick the bandit in the face, knocking him out*

Bandit 2: You won't get away with that. *charges at Tobi, wildly swinging his knife*

Tobi: *blocks with a kunai and knocks the bandit's knife away. Tobi then thrusts his own knife deep into the bandits shoulder, then picks him up and hurls him at one of his buddies* Ha! You guys are easy!

Bandit 3: He's tougher than he looks.

Bandit 4: Who cares? We don't get paid to gauge our opponents strength! We get paid to...err...what are we getting paid to do?

Bandit 5: Kill people and steal stuff!

Bandit 4: Yeah! That!

Bandit 7: So then...let's kill this git and steal his stuff!

Bandit 8: I agree!

*all the Bandits charge Tobi at the same time*

Tobi: Ok then, suit yourself. *makes some handsigns* Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu! *breathes fire at the charging bandits, hitting the all*

ZeldaFan: *at the same time, is staring at the Lead Bandit* Hmm...you shouldn't be too hard. *draws a bokuto* One bokuto is all I need.

Lead Bandit: You'll learn to regret the day you challenged Keith, King of the Bandits! *charges with his large sword*

ZeldaFan: *waits until the last minute, then ducks under the Lead Bandit's sword when he swings it. With a swift thrust upwards of her bokuto, she hits the Lead Bandit on the chin. She then jumps up and finishes him by smashing her bokuto over his head* Sorry, buddy, but this is just how we do things....in America!

*the bandits are now strewn about the road, defeated*

Tobi: Shall we continue Sempai?

??: Not so fast!

ZeldaFan and Tobi: Huh?

*a man jumps down from a nearby tree. He's wearing a blue martial artist's gi with torn off sleeves, which reveals his incredibly muscular body. His brown hair is worn up in topknot, and he has a full brown beard. His eyes are startlingly blue, and he has a huge grin on his face*

Muscular man: That was impressive! *laughs* Follow me...there's something I want to talk to you about. *begins to run into the forest, laughing*

ZeldaFan: *shrugs and follows*

Tobi: AH! Wait for Tobi! *also follows*

*Eventually, they catch up to the man in the middle of a clearing in the forest. He's standing there with the same huge grin on his face*

Muscular man: I'm was impressed by how easily you took out those bandits. My name is Jack....Jack the Invincible! If you can show me more of that skill in a sparring match....then I will tell you more about the man you know as Bob the Omnipotent. *laughs*

ZeldaFan: You're on! *immediately draws a bokuto and rushes at Jack, trying to hit him with a downward swing*

Jack: *blocks it with his palm* Nice. *laughs* Let's try this move. Force Palm! *thrusts his hand forward, hitting ZeldaFan in the gut with his palm, and knocking her back a bit*

ZeldaFan: Hmm...ok, let's try a different approach. *rushes at Jack, but at the last minute, vanishes and appears behind him, thrusting with her bokuto*

Jack: *flips into the air, turns around and faces ZeldaFan* Not bad! *while still in the air, his eyes suddenly glow, and he fires a beam of red energy at ZeldaFan*

ZeldaFan: What the? *barely rolls out of the way, then stands up and rushes at Jack with her bokuto ready to strike*

Jack: *laughs* This fight is definitely worth my time! Spirit Sword! *an orange glowing blade appears in his hand, and he blocks ZeldaFan's bokuto with it*

ZeldaFan: Wait...how can you do that? *jumps backwards* He's using...so many different moves. How does he know all these moves?

Jack: *laughs* I'm certainly not going to tell you! Now...take this! PK Fire! *shots a small bolt of energy at ZeldaFan*

ZeldaFan: *barely dodges as the bolt hits the ground and bursts into a pillar of flames* Darn...

Jack: *suddenly appears in front of ZeldaFan, laughing* Sky Uppercut! *upper cuts ZeldaFan into the air*

ZeldFan: Ah! *prepares for Jack's next move*

Jack: *jumps into the air, and appears behind ZeldaFan* Shishi Renden! *uses Sasuke's Lion's Barrage on her*

Tobi: *watches as ZeldaFan gets slammed into the ground by the Shishi Renden* SEMPAI! This guy...he's....he's some kind of copycat!

ZeldaFan: I...figured that out myself Tobi...it's obvious all his moves are stolen...the question is...how did he learn them.

Jack: *laughs* Hehehe, figure it out, and I'll stop the fight.

Tobi: Maybe he has Sharingan!

ZeldaFan: *facepalm* Tobi...that...that doesn't even make any sense. The Sharingan isn't even originally from this world. How would he have it? And all but the Shishi Renden that he's used aren't jutsus.

Tobi: ...oh yeah! You're probably right, Sempai.

Jack: *laughs* Nice guess, but nope. Try again. *rushes at ZeldaFan*

ZeldaFan: Argh! Take this! Bokuto style! Sword Pressure Bullet! *thrusts forward with the bokuto with so much force that the strength of the strike is transfered through the air and hits Jack*

Jack: *winces a little bit as the attack hits, but continues forward, laughing* Thanks for that! *grabs the blade of ZeldaFan's bokuto and strikes her hand, causing her to drop it. He then jumps backwards* Now...Bokuto style! Sword Pressure Bullet! *uses the exact same move on ZeldaFan, her shoulder being mildly cut by the impact because she has less muscles*

ZeldaFan: *clutches her shoulder* My own move...hehehe, you just showed me your secret. You're using...Blue Magic!

Jack: *grins and laughs* You're a clever one! *tosses the bokuto at ZeldaFan's feet* Yup! I'm a blue magic user. Any attack that hits me, I can use it. Not many people know of it, so I'm surprised you figured it out. Then again...anyone who travels with Bob would know about it.

ZeldaFan: Hey! That reminds me! You said you know something about Bob! Spill it! That guy is so mysterious....anything about his past has got to be awesome! *looks really excited*

Jack: Well, you gave me a good fight, and taught me a new move. I guess I can tell you. Bob the Omnipotent.....is my older brother. *laughs, then suddenly vanishes*

Tobi: ...wait...Bob has a brother?

ZeldaFan: ...which means he knows even more about Bob than just that...HEY! COME BACK HERE!

Narrator: And so, this adventure ends with the sight of ZeldaFan shouting into the forest, trying to get more information out of this mysterious Jack the Invincible, the one person who probably knows Bob the best. Speaking of which, what ever did happen to Bob?

~~Meanwhile~~

Bob: *is relaxing on a beach, in nothing but red swimming trunks, with a drink in his hand* Ah...I'm so glad I ditched those two to come here. It's so...peaceful without them.


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Sorry that took so long guys...I had to go to work part way through the story.
Well, tell me what you guys think!

And thanks for your support Blue! It means a lot to me. ^o^
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