BlueAnnihilator
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*Meanwhile, the group has set off back on the road towards the IL Guild. Night falls, and it becomes too dark for them to continue traveling*
Blue: Hmm, it's getting dark out.
Lilia: Should we head back to town, Blue?
Blue: Nah, we've come too far out to go back. We'll just set up camp here for the night.
Lilia: Camp!? B-but that means...we'll have to sleep outside!
Blue: Is something wrong with that?
Lilia: Yes! I don't want to be out here with the bugs and dirt and wild, ravenous creatures! Please, let's go back to the city and get a nice safe room!
Blue: Stop being a baby, Lilia. It's too dangerous for us to travel at night. With it being so dark outside, we'll lose our bearings and end up getting lost.
Jawo: Yeah, and besides, it'll be nice to chill outside for a change. I can't even remember the last time I slept under a starry sky.
Blue: So that's settles it. Jawo, you roll out the sleeping bags while I set up the fire.
Jawo: Sure thing, Blue.
Lilia: *groans*
*Jawo sets up the 3 sleeping bags, while Blue uses a Fire Spell to make a fire for the group the sit around*
Blue: Alright, camp is set up. So what's next?
Lilia: *stomach rumbles* How about some dinner? We haven't eaten anything all day!
Jawo: Well then get cooking.
Lilia: Me!? But I cooked yesterday! It's someone elses turn!
Blue: Oh for crying out loud, Lilia! You know we can't cook!
Jawo: Actually, Blue, I wouldn't mind fixing us up a little something.
Blue: Oh yeah? What can you cook?
Jawo: My mother knows a recipe for a mean beef stew. Trust me, it's amazing.
Blue: Beef stew, eh? Okay, Jawo. It's in your hands.
Jawo: Alright! I'll get started right now!
*Jawo gathers all of the necessary ingredients and throws them into a pot. He places it over the fire and begins to stir it all together*
Lilia: Well, how's it coming along?
Jawo: Just a little longer, Lilia. *tastes stew* Hmm...it needs something, but what?
*Jawo shuffles through his belongings*
Jawo: Ah, there we go. This should give it the kick it needs.
*Jawo adds his extra ingredient to the stew. Several minutes later, the stew is ready, and he prepares a serving for everyone*
Jawo: Eat up, guys! I put my best into this one.
Lilia: Wow, it smells delicious! I can't wait to dig in!
Blue: Hmm, the bouquet is quite soothing, I'll admit. But can it stand to satisfy my sophisticated palette? I shall put it to the test!
Jawo: Just shut up and eat, Blue.
Blue: Hmph, no need to get testy.
*Blue and Lilia taste the stew*
Jawo: Well? How do you like it?
*Upon tasting the stew, Blue's eyes bulge in a comical fashion. His cheeks bulge as if he's about to puke, but he swallows it down to avoid doing so*
Blue: Blargh!!! Jawo, what did you put in this!? It's God awful!
Jawo: Uhm, I thought it tasted a little bland, so I poured in a can of Sprite for some extra flavor.
Blue: Sprite!? Are you mad!? Who in their right mind puts soda in beef stew!? It's inconceivable!
Jawo: Well I liked it. *twiddles thumbs*
Blue: Well of course YOU'd like it. You're a Sprite freak! You like anything with Sprite in it! My God, what is wrong with you!?
Lilia: Oh, I don't know, Blue. I think it tastes pretty good. Jawo's right, the Lemony Limoney twist of Sprite is just what that stew needed.
Jawo: Ha! That's two to one, Blue. You lose!
*Blue slams the bowl on the ground, shattering it*
Lilia: Blue! That was my good china!!!
Blue: Well I don't care! Mark my words, Jawo. You'll pay dearly for making me experience that monstrosity you call culinary cuisine.
Jawo: Blue, do you need a time out?
Blue: Don't toy with me! Hah!!
*Blue tosses a Fireball at Jawo's bowl, breaking it and causing stew to splatter all over Jawo's pants*
Jawo: Hey!!! *cracks knuckles* You're dead meat...
Blue: *gulp*
Lilia: Jawo! No! Don't hurt him! ....Uh..?
*Jawo puts Blue in headlock and gives him a noogie*
Jawo: Mega Noogie!!!
Blue: No! Stop! Please!
Jawo: Not until you tell me who your King is.
Blue: You're my King!! Now let me gooooo! *sobs*
Jawo: Heh, okay crybaby.
Lilia: *sigh* You guys... *sweatdrop*
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