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AoB Gaiden: Shadow of Corruption (Complete)

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« Reply #15 on: 13 June, 2008, 01:18:43 am »

*Meanwhile, the group has set off back on the road towards the IL Guild. Night falls, and it becomes too dark for them to continue traveling*


Blue: Hmm, it's getting dark out.

Lilia: Should we head back to town, Blue?

Blue: Nah, we've come too far out to go back. We'll just set up camp here for the night.

Lilia: Camp!? B-but that means...we'll have to sleep outside!

Blue: Is something wrong with that?

Lilia: Yes! I don't want to be out here with the bugs and dirt and wild, ravenous creatures! Please, let's go back to the city and get a nice safe room!

Blue: Stop being a baby, Lilia. It's too dangerous for us to travel at night. With it being so dark outside, we'll lose our bearings and end up getting lost.

Jawo: Yeah, and besides, it'll be nice to chill outside for a change. I can't even remember the last time I slept under a starry sky.

Blue: So that's settles it. Jawo, you roll out the sleeping bags while I set up the fire.

Jawo: Sure thing, Blue.

Lilia: *groans*

*Jawo sets up the 3 sleeping bags, while Blue uses a Fire Spell to make a fire for the group the sit around*

Blue: Alright, camp is set up. So what's next?

Lilia: *stomach rumbles* How about some dinner? We haven't eaten anything all day!

Jawo: Well then get cooking.

Lilia: Me!? But I cooked yesterday! It's someone elses turn!

Blue: Oh for crying out loud, Lilia! You know we can't cook!

Jawo: Actually, Blue, I wouldn't mind fixing us up a little something.

Blue: Oh yeah? What can you cook?

Jawo: My mother knows a recipe for a mean beef stew. Trust me, it's amazing.

Blue: Beef stew, eh? Okay, Jawo. It's in your hands.

Jawo: Alright! I'll get started right now!

*Jawo gathers all of the necessary ingredients and throws them into a pot. He places it over the fire and begins to stir it all together*

Lilia: Well, how's it coming along?

Jawo: Just a little longer, Lilia. *tastes stew* Hmm...it needs something, but what?

*Jawo shuffles through his belongings*

Jawo: Ah, there we go. This should give it the kick it needs.

*Jawo adds his extra ingredient to the stew. Several minutes later, the stew is ready, and he prepares a serving for everyone*

Jawo: Eat up, guys! I put my best into this one.

Lilia: Wow, it smells delicious! I can't wait to dig in!

Blue: Hmm, the bouquet is quite soothing, I'll admit. But can it stand to satisfy my sophisticated palette? I shall put it to the test!

Jawo: Just shut up and eat, Blue.

Blue: Hmph, no need to get testy.

*Blue and Lilia taste the stew*

Jawo: Well? How do you like it?

*Upon tasting the stew, Blue's eyes bulge in a comical fashion. His cheeks bulge as if he's about to puke, but he swallows it down to avoid doing so*

Blue: Blargh!!! Jawo, what did you put in this!? It's God awful!

Jawo: Uhm, I thought it tasted a little bland, so I poured in a can of Sprite for some extra flavor.

Blue: Sprite!? Are you mad!? Who in their right mind puts soda in beef stew!? It's inconceivable!

Jawo: Well I liked it. *twiddles thumbs*

Blue: Well of course YOU'd like it. You're a Sprite freak! You like anything with Sprite in it! My God, what is wrong with you!?

Lilia: Oh, I don't know, Blue. I think it tastes pretty good. Jawo's right, the Lemony Limoney twist of Sprite is just what that stew needed.

Jawo: Ha! That's two to one, Blue. You lose!

*Blue slams the bowl on the ground, shattering it*

Lilia: Blue! That was my good china!!!

Blue: Well I don't care! Mark my words, Jawo. You'll pay dearly for making me experience that monstrosity you call culinary cuisine.

Jawo: Blue, do you need a time out?

Blue: Don't toy with me! Hah!!

*Blue tosses a Fireball at Jawo's bowl, breaking it and causing stew to splatter all over Jawo's pants*

Jawo: Hey!!! *cracks knuckles* You're dead meat...

Blue: *gulp*

Lilia: Jawo! No! Don't hurt him! ....Uh..?

*Jawo puts Blue in headlock and gives him a noogie*

Jawo: Mega Noogie!!!

Blue: No! Stop! Please!

Jawo: Not until you tell me who your King is.

Blue: You're my King!! Now let me gooooo! *sobs*

Jawo: Heh, okay crybaby.

Lilia: *sigh* You guys... *sweatdrop*

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