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BlueAnnihilator
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*Blue is running down the halls of the base, searching for the whereabouts of the Official*
Blue: Where could he be hiding...?
*Blue continues his search. Once he turns a corner leading down another hallway, he is sent flying when he's struck in the face with a powerful kick*
Blue: Uaaagh!! What the heck!?
??: Ha! How did you like that, Blue?
Blue: Wha-? Who are you?
ILJ: Me? Why I'm Rachel! Hunter Extraordinaire! But you can call me ILJ.
Blue: ILJ, huh? I can already tell that you're different from those other hunters we've been going up against. So tell me, why are you after me?
ILJ: Why do you think? To claim the bounty on your head, silly.
Blue: What? You mean you don't know that the bounty on me has been lifted?
ILJ: Ergh, not that again! Quit trying to mess with me!
Blue: What are you talking about? It's the truth! Now stop this foolishness and surrender.
ILJ: Well now, and if I don't?
Blue: Then I'll have no choice but to use force!
*Blue runs towards ILJ and throws a punch. She catches his fist, then pulls him forward and pushes him down. She then tries to stamp him with her heel, but Blue hops out of they way just in time*
ILJ: Goodness! You'd put your hands up against a woman? What kind of man are you?
Blue: The kind that doesn't give a darn what gender you are. I don't care if you're a girl, a baby, or somebody's grandma. If you're my enemy, you're going down.
ILJ: Ooh, you're so...forceful. I like that in a man.
Blue: *blushes* Egh..be quiet...
*As Blue and ILJ stare eachother down, Jawo and Lilia arrive on the scene*
Jawo: Yo, Blue!
Lilia: Blue, we found you!
Blue: Hey guys, I see you've made it out okay.
Jawo: No sweat, those guys were easy pickings. ....Uh? Hey, who's the chick?
Blue: That's ILJ, another bounty hunter...
Jawo: Oh yeah? Hm...she's pretty hot for a bounty hunter. Yes indeedy...
Lilia: Hn!? ILS, why you...!!!
*Lilia grabs Jawo's ear and tugs on it*
Jawo: Ow! Lilia, what's wrong with you!? I'm not ILS!
Lilia: Oh! Eheheh, sorry Jawo. Forcive habit. *rubs head*
Blue: Guys, stop playing around and give me a hand here.
ILJ: So, the three of you are going to come at me at once, eh? Heehee, sounds like fun!
Jawo: Sorry, Blue. No can do.
Blue: What? Why not!?
Jawo: I'll never ever hit a lady. It's just wrong.
Blue: You've gotta be kidding me. Didn't you hear? Chivalry is dead.
Jawo: Not according to the Code of Sprite Ethics it's not.
*Jawo pulls out a small booklet from his pocket*
Jawo: Here, it's states that "Ye who followseth the way of Sprite, must never attacketh the womeneth. Lest he be condemed to never quencheth his thirsteth again....eth." So you see, as a devout Sprite consumer, I'm strictly forbidden from raising my sword against a woman.
Blue: You just made that up!
Jawo: Yeah, well so what if I did? I've made my point, and I'm sticking by it. You'll just have to do it without me.
Blue: Ugh, you're no help at all. Come on, Lilia. We'll take her ourselves.
Lilia: I'm with you, Blue.
ILJ: Aw, so it's just going to be the two of you now? And here I thought I was gonna have some fun. *sigh* Oh well...
Blue: I'd be worried if I were you. There's no way you're gonna take the two of us armed with only a combat knife.
ILJ: Hmm, you know what? You're right. The knife is a little much. Maybe I should throw it away.
Jawo: Oooh! Burn!
Blue: Damn her. You're not gonna make a joke out of me!
*Blue runs in for another attack. He throws a punch, but ILJ catches his fist. He throws a punch with the other hand, but she catches that one as well. With his arms tied, he ducks and attempts to sweep kick her, but she hops over the attack. Blue then throws a flurry of kicks from all over, but ILJ blocks them all with little effort. When the last kick is throw, she grabs hold of his leg*
Blue: Ergh...
ILJ: Hahahah, nice try! But not good enough!
*ILJ throws Blue leg to the ground, causing him to lose his balance and stumble. She then uses that opportunity to land a few punches on Blue's face, and then finishes the assault with a kick to the ribs, knocking him to the ground*
Blue: Gaaaaah!!!
Lilia: *gasp* Blue!
ILJ: Had enough?
*Blue rises to his feet and wipes the blood from his mouth*
Blue: *panting* Not even close. There's no way I'm losing to a...weak female...
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