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BlueAnnihilator
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*The next morning, the group packs up and leaves Weyseid Village. Later in the day, they cross over into the desolate fields of the Yanju Wastelands*
Blue: *sweating* Is it me, or did it just get hotter all of a sudden?
Collin: Well that's to be expected, Blue. As we did just reach the Yanju Wastelands. The temperature often reaches as high as 120 degrees.
Lilia: 120 degrees!? That kind of heat is bad for my complexion!
Jawo: *sips a can of icy cold Sprite* Hah, you girls and your beauty fits.
*The group stops and stares at Jawo's Sprite, licking their lips with dry tongues*
Jawo: Huh? What are yo--Oh, I see! You want my Sprite, huh!? We'll you're not getting it!
*Jawo chugs the rest of the Sprite and crumples the can*
Jawo: Ha HA!
Everyone: Aww....
*The group continues through the scorching wastelands, slogging about at a sluggish pace*
ILS: Ooh...it's sooooo hooooo--..huh? Hey..Collin..
Collin: Yes, sir?
ILS: When did you get a font color?
Collin: Oh that? Yeah, it came to me just last night. I didn't know what it was at first until this weird guy came and explained it to me. I forget his name. Uhm...Billy...Joe...George...
ILS: Bob.
Collin: Yeah, that's it!
ILS: Well congratulations! Welcome to the world of fictional importance!
Jawo: Hmm, I wonder... Hey Blue.
Blue: What?
Jawo: Come over here for a sec.
Blue: Okay...
*Blue walks over to Jawo and he proceeds to whisper something in his ear*
Blue: You want me to what!?
Jawo: Oh come on! Just try it! Please?
Blue: But why me?
Jawo: Because you're the leader!
Blue: Alright, fine. *clears throat* Collin...
Collin: Yes, Blue?
Blue: You're out of the group.
*Collin's font color returns to black*
Collin: OH NO!!!
Jawo: Wow, it actually worked. Now turn it back on.
Blue: Okay, now you're back in.
*Collin's font color goes back to purple*
Collin: Phew. You had me going for a second there...
Blue: Now you're back out. Just for old times sake.
*Collin's font color turns to black*
Collin: Nooo! Oh, why must you torment me!? *sobs*
Blue: Hey, this is pretty cool... *rubs chin*
ILS: Blue! Stop picking on Collin!
Blue: Oh yeah!? Well I say you're out of the group, ILS!
*ILS' font color turns to black*
ILS: Hey! What did I do!?
Rachel: Wow, Blue. You're real mature.
Blue: Bye Rachel.
*Rachel's font color turns to black*
Rachel: Grow up!
Lilia: Blue, stop it! You're being rude!
Blue: You're gone!
*Lilia's font color turns to black*
Lilia: *gasp* Oh Blue! How could you!? *sobs*
Jawo: Alright Blue, enough's enough.
Blue: And last but not least...
*Jawo's font color turns to black*
Jawo: Hey!!
Blue: Hahahahaha! Your fate is in my hands! I've never felt so powerful!
ILS: Blue's abusing his main character status! We have to stop him!
Lilia: But how!?
Jawo: Like this!
*Jawo socks Blue in the jaw and knocks him to the ground*
Blue: Uuurggh....everyone's back in...
*The group's font color goes back to normal*
Everyone: Hooray!!!
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