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« Reply #90 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:01:11 pm »

Judg: I wanna a motorcycle that can go at the speed of light, can control the earth element, gravity, and fire. It needs to be able to shoot missiles, machine guns, shotguns, arrows, lasers, and frisbees. Wheels have spikes, and can spawn swords on the rims. I also want it to be ridable on ANY surface. Other abilities include oil slicks, smog trail, caltrop trail, and chain firing action. It can summon wings to fly too, and the front has a drill to dig with.

Now here's the good part:
It transforms into a mech, with rocket shoes, beam sabre, flamethrower, missiles, particle beam cannons, ice, electricity, and dark immunities, wolverine claws, giant sniper rifles, drills, and nuclear bombs.

Do you actually intend to buy this?
...........

No.

*The planet rumbles briefly*

>_>

*Throws Giant bag of JD on Counter*

CA upgrade for Dmax's Gloves.



AP please?

*hits judge with bag of 3000 JD*

okay now u can have it...

*hands over 3000 JD*

Judge, ive got a better version of judgement blade now! how do you feel?
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« Reply #91 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:01:46 pm »

Ha ha ha.


Anyways I suppose I'm bringing back Ultima and he has that shield that is in his armor that can grow to any size. It was like, 200 JD or something.


*rebuys*


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WHAT THEFAJKLFDJKASDFJK


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« Reply #92 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:02:02 pm »

*Throws Giant bag of JD on Counter*

CA upgrade for Dmax's Gloves.


^
Precisely why I was against Debt Resets.

Without any effort, Dmax can now purchase a CA weapon.

So don't fight Dmax...

>=D

you can do it too soon judge...
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« Reply #93 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:02:38 pm »

Judg: I wanna a motorcycle that can go at the speed of light, can control the earth element, gravity, and fire. It needs to be able to shoot missiles, machine guns, shotguns, arrows, lasers, and frisbees. Wheels have spikes, and can spawn swords on the rims. I also want it to be ridable on ANY surface. Other abilities include oil slicks, smog trail, caltrop trail, and chain firing action. It can summon wings to fly too, and the front has a drill to dig with.

Now here's the good part:
It transforms into a mech, with rocket shoes, beam sabre, flamethrower, missiles, particle beam cannons, ice, electricity, and dark immunities, wolverine claws, giant sniper rifles, drills, and nuclear bombs.

Do you actually intend to buy this?
...........

No.

*The planet rumbles briefly*

>_>

*Throws Giant bag of JD on Counter*

CA upgrade for Dmax's Gloves.



AP please?

*hits judge with bag of 3000 JD*

okay now u can have it...

*hands over 3000 JD*

Judge, ive got a better version of judgement blade now! how do you feel?

AP please?
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« Reply #94 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:02:45 pm »

What's that Doc? You want the moon? And you want everything on it? For each character?

Alright, that'll be 12,000 JD each.

What? You don't intend to buy it? Too bad! Evil

The List:
ThunderBird (DoctorWorm X): owes 12,000 JD
Billy (DoctorWorm X): owes 12,000 JD
Oorta (DoctorWorm X): Owes 12,000 JD

Thank you! Come again!
Doc: Excellent.

i don't see why everyone thinks you're so smart.. you just game me the moon


You were just window shopping. You don't get the moon until you pay off all your debts.

*Points at the first post*
*shrugs*
Doc: too bad TB and Billy aren't gonna be characters starting tomorrow...

but oh well, now at least no one else can have it...

*turns to Judg* 
The Bomber's base is still up there wanna help me get rid of it?


You do remember that if you reuse TB and Billy's AP the debt sticks right?

You'd have to restart TB's slot if you wanted to get out of the debt, and since Billy's AP is 0, you're technically reusing his AP if you restart, so the debt sticks for both.

You don't mess with me in mah mart!
Doc: billy actually has 1Ap so yea...

The show fight didn't count. I didn't consider it a real fight and didn't take the AP.
Doc: says you, now.

besides. I WANT THE F**KING MOON!

and your only way to win this arguement would be to take it away, which i seriously doubt you can do. after all, i have this hammer
*holds up a lego hammer*
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« Reply #95 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:04:00 pm »

Judg: I wanna a motorcycle that can go at the speed of light, can control the earth element, gravity, and fire. It needs to be able to shoot missiles, machine guns, shotguns, arrows, lasers, and frisbees. Wheels have spikes, and can spawn swords on the rims. I also want it to be ridable on ANY surface. Other abilities include oil slicks, smog trail, caltrop trail, and chain firing action. It can summon wings to fly too, and the front has a drill to dig with.

Now here's the good part:
It transforms into a mech, with rocket shoes, beam sabre, flamethrower, missiles, particle beam cannons, ice, electricity, and dark immunities, wolverine claws, giant sniper rifles, drills, and nuclear bombs.

Do you actually intend to buy this?
...........

No.

*The planet rumbles briefly*

>_>

*Throws Giant bag of JD on Counter*

CA upgrade for Dmax's Gloves.



AP please?

*hits judge with bag of 3000 JD*

okay now u can have it...

*hands over 3000 JD*

Judge, ive got a better version of judgement blade now! how do you feel?

AP please?

155.

im gonna have 200JD left.
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« Reply #96 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:04:26 pm »

*nukes the moon*
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« Reply #97 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:04:57 pm »

What's that Doc? You want the moon? And you want everything on it? For each character?

Alright, that'll be 12,000 JD each.

What? You don't intend to buy it? Too bad! Evil

The List:
ThunderBird (DoctorWorm X): owes 12,000 JD
Billy (DoctorWorm X): owes 12,000 JD
Oorta (DoctorWorm X): Owes 12,000 JD

Thank you! Come again!
Doc: Excellent.

i don't see why everyone thinks you're so smart.. you just game me the moon


You were just window shopping. You don't get the moon until you pay off all your debts.

*Points at the first post*
*shrugs*
Doc: too bad TB and Billy aren't gonna be characters starting tomorrow...

but oh well, now at least no one else can have it...

*turns to Judg* 
The Bomber's base is still up there wanna help me get rid of it?


You do remember that if you reuse TB and Billy's AP the debt sticks right?

You'd have to restart TB's slot if you wanted to get out of the debt, and since Billy's AP is 0, you're technically reusing his AP if you restart, so the debt sticks for both.

You don't mess with me in mah mart!
Doc: billy actually has 1Ap so yea...

The show fight didn't count. I didn't consider it a real fight and didn't take the AP.
Doc: says you, now.

besides. I WANT THE F**KING MOON!

and your only way to win this arguement would be to take it away, which i seriously doubt you can do. after all, i have this hammer
*holds up a lego hammer*


As I said, you don't actually have it yet. Read my conditions, I said that you have to pay it off before you can be in possession of it.
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« Reply #98 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:05:05 pm »

*nukes the moon*

technically now its IW.
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« Reply #99 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:05:45 pm »

Judg: I wanna a motorcycle that can go at the speed of light, can control the earth element, gravity, and fire. It needs to be able to shoot missiles, machine guns, shotguns, arrows, lasers, and frisbees. Wheels have spikes, and can spawn swords on the rims. I also want it to be ridable on ANY surface. Other abilities include oil slicks, smog trail, caltrop trail, and chain firing action. It can summon wings to fly too, and the front has a drill to dig with.

Now here's the good part:
It transforms into a mech, with rocket shoes, beam sabre, flamethrower, missiles, particle beam cannons, ice, electricity, and dark immunities, wolverine claws, giant sniper rifles, drills, and nuclear bombs.

Do you actually intend to buy this?
...........

No.

*The planet rumbles briefly*

>_>

*Throws Giant bag of JD on Counter*

CA upgrade for Dmax's Gloves.



AP please?

*hits judge with bag of 3000 JD*

okay now u can have it...

*hands over 3000 JD*

Judge, ive got a better version of judgement blade now! how do you feel?

AP please?

155.

im gonna have 200JD left.

*Done*

Thank you, come again!

*nukes the moon*

technically now its IW.

XD
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« Reply #100 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:05:55 pm »

Judg: I wanna a motorcycle that can go at the speed of light, can control the earth element, gravity, and fire. It needs to be able to shoot missiles, machine guns, shotguns, arrows, lasers, and frisbees. Wheels have spikes, and can spawn swords on the rims. I also want it to be ridable on ANY surface. Other abilities include oil slicks, smog trail, caltrop trail, and chain firing action. It can summon wings to fly too, and the front has a drill to dig with.

Now here's the good part:
It transforms into a mech, with rocket shoes, beam sabre, flamethrower, missiles, particle beam cannons, ice, electricity, and dark immunities, wolverine claws, giant sniper rifles, drills, and nuclear bombs.

Do you actually intend to buy this?
...........

No.

*The planet rumbles briefly*

>_>

*Throws Giant bag of JD on Counter*

CA upgrade for Dmax's Gloves.



AP please?

*hits judge with bag of 3000 JD*

okay now u can have it...

*hands over 3000 JD*

Judge, ive got a better version of judgement blade now! how do you feel?
I feel nothing.

Game Mechanics mean nothing.

Story-wise, Judgment Blade is the most broken thing in broken history, able to transcend and alter time itself, and cut entire worlds into different dimensions, where their struggle for power will eventually lead them to imploding.

And much more interdimensional BS.
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« Reply #101 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:06:59 pm »

What's that Doc? You want the moon? And you want everything on it? For each character?

Alright, that'll be 12,000 JD each.

What? You don't intend to buy it? Too bad! Evil

The List:
ThunderBird (DoctorWorm X): owes 12,000 JD
Billy (DoctorWorm X): owes 12,000 JD
Oorta (DoctorWorm X): Owes 12,000 JD

Thank you! Come again!
Doc: Excellent.

i don't see why everyone thinks you're so smart.. you just game me the moon


You were just window shopping. You don't get the moon until you pay off all your debts.

*Points at the first post*
*shrugs*
Doc: too bad TB and Billy aren't gonna be characters starting tomorrow...

but oh well, now at least no one else can have it...

*turns to Judg* 
The Bomber's base is still up there wanna help me get rid of it?


You do remember that if you reuse TB and Billy's AP the debt sticks right?

You'd have to restart TB's slot if you wanted to get out of the debt, and since Billy's AP is 0, you're technically reusing his AP if you restart, so the debt sticks for both.

You don't mess with me in mah mart!
Doc: billy actually has 1Ap so yea...

The show fight didn't count. I didn't consider it a real fight and didn't take the AP.
Doc: says you, now.

besides. I WANT THE F**KING MOON!

and your only way to win this arguement would be to take it away, which i seriously doubt you can do. after all, i have this hammer
*holds up a lego hammer*


As I said, you don't actually have it yet. Read my conditions, I said that you have to pay it off before you can be in possession of it.
Doc: and as i've already said, the only way for you to rightfully give me such a bill would be for me2 waste another 30 minutes of your time with calculations. but again, I CALL DIBS ON THE MOTHER F**KING MOON!
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« Reply #102 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:08:58 pm »

The List:
ThunderBird (DoctorWorm X): owes 12,000 JD
Billy (DoctorWorm X): owes 12,000 JD
Oorta (DoctorWorm X): Owes 12,000 JD
Dmax (Dmax): 3000 JD
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« Reply #103 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:16:57 pm »

*is ignored*


*breaks down the door, and cuts down the sign on the way out*
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« Reply #104 on: 04 August, 2008, 09:19:11 pm »

Gaffit, I'd like to send in this Job Application, if I may:

Name: Judg(ment Angel Zero)
Desired Occupation: Replacing Dmax
Resume: I iz good at mathz. And I iz actually gunna be usful/
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