NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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(Me? Cheating?? COME ON!!!) Emajee: "Yo u... pes t..." The book, however, respond swiftly with a spell of its own: Bodily Storm of Fire! Emajee is burning with the passion of a fire-elemental-plane elf. Not the tree hugger ones, obviously!
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Gaffit
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(Hey, wasn't implying nothin'. Just saying, it'd be an impossible claim to defend against)
Gaffit: Is there anything in this damn Caster that won't backfire on me!?
*Gaffit activates his caster which lamely spits out Water Conjuration*
Gaffit: Seriously? Whatever...
*The city is quickly flash-flooded by roaring waves which wipe away the steal nets as Gaffit watches from the safety of a rooftop, his invisibility wearing off*
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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(Not like those spells aren going to solve every problems as they show.)
(Read new spell)
(... Ok, you have a point. Looking for a better idea...)
The water floods everything, Emajee included. For an instant, nothing happens... Gaffit seems to have won.
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A whirlpool? What is it?
*Splash*
A gigantic Sea Serpent has been Called by the chaotic creature! Riding Leviathan, Emarjee cannot help but laugh... and believe me, it would creep Vecna to know the secret of such a laugh!
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Gaffit
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(Reads next spell. *Facepalm*, yeah, maybe we should...)
*The water suddenly becomes thick and dirty, eventually becoming so hard that the coat surrounding Leviathan and MAJ makes it so they can barely move, with Gaffit standing on the new barren plain that's buried the city*
Gaffit: Prepare yourselves, for MUCK CONJURATION!
*Some of the muck appears to be toxic, with Gaffit mostly immune*
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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(POSL)
(*Clean the mess*)
(Ok, why not generating five spells, each can be used only once per fight?)
For all answer, still riding the dying beast, she releases a ruby from her former body's bag. Emajee: "Oh... you so want to eat that muck... it's... tasty!" (Spell is Perfect Charm of Ruby, if you ask)
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Gaffit
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(Ooh, that could work, wouldn't be as expensive either)
*Gaffit goes to eat the muck, but it simply disintegrates before him, rendering it unable to eat*
*As Gaffit looks up at MAJ, a wave of acid washes over her, his caster reading Breath of Acid*
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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(Forgot to say that POSL stands for Pissing On Self Laughing)
(Prepare the cash, but may test it with different settings / maybe the dark ritual one for Jhurandi)
The acid is gathered by magic and fill a goblet Emajee just created. As it fills, it also empty itself. Emajee: "The life is an eternal sink of power until death... here's the message delivered by the The Goblet of Sadness."
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Gaffit
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Gaffit: Let's see your Goblet eat this! Glorified Bolts of Magma!
*Bolts of Magma rain down from the heavens on top of MAJ, while Gaffit attacks her from the front with his acid breath*
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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Emajee counters that pathetic attempt with... (*Reads new spell*) CANCEL MY ORDER! Some bastard 1st grade mages seem to have messed up with it!
Rations of Foul Sliperiness
*Summon a ham sandwich under her feet, sliding under the magma toward the ground, sliding and bumping on the sea serpent's body.*
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Gaffit
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(O_O I'm debating whether or not I should just give the match to you right now)
*Gaffit quickly casts The One Hundred Chants of Silver Conjuration*
*It begins raining one hundred pound blocks of silver form the sky*
Gaffit: Kay, not cool.
*Gaffit runs around in circles trying to dodge them*
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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(I can solve the problem... sort of.)
When Gaffit runs near Emajee, her added arm grabs him. And here goes the ultimate!
Emajee: "The Three!" *Punches in the nad!* Emajee: "Deadly Sorceries!!" *Second punch in the reproductive system* Emajee: "Of Sadness!!!" *Kick your future descendance and falls prone*
Emajee: "Tell me you're sad now!"
*Both are crushed before he could answer, winning silver as none is first*
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No way... It's...
You know what? The next spell I got? "The Infinite Callings of Silver Deflection". No, I'm not believing it either.
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Gaffit
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*Gaffit is unharmed by MAJ's assault as it finally stops raining silver*
*The Caster reds out the spell Masks of Flesh*
Gaffit: It didn't say where I was wearing the masks! Flesh makes for good cushioning...
*Gaffit beats Emajee over the head with his old Club of Wounding and takes the opportunity to break downwards through the roof of one the buildings buried in the muck and starts running through the now underground office*
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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Gaffit have the surprise to see Emajee in front of him...
... and on it's right...
... two on the left...
... More behind...
... And again...
They all look the same. Wounded, but barely standing. The book reads: "Srorrim fo Sligis Suordnow Etinifni"
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Gaffit
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*Gaffit, unable to tell which is the mirror and which is the real one, quickly uses his Caster to cast Star Repairing*
*MAJ's Thunderous Star that was eaten by the Living Holes is miraculously restored inside the office as it launches star lightning bolts at all the MAJ's*
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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(She is still up there. Not going to race you with a single leg!)
The ceiling is... mhhh... melting? Cannot find a better word to explain the effect of an acidic wall there.
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