Gaffit
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*Does so*
Lotus: ... Poker?
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Gaffit
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Lotus: I could flip through my generator a couple hundred times in the hope that it could summon a deck.
But probably not...
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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Nikoleis: " ... A deck, huh?" *descent in the mecha, then comes back with some cards* " Of course, it couldn't be more stupid." *Leaves the bot, then opens the cards deck* Nikoleis: " Here it is!" (Is Guest_162485)
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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(Abort idea. It only allow you to play with people from the same country!)
Nikoleis: "... Fives aces?"
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Gaffit
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Lotus: Nik, I think you might be trying to cheat me. And you do not want to play Go Fish with someone who can turn you into a fish.
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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Matrix: "Sorry, a system update obliged me to... hey, do you listen to me? No? Tornado Splash!"
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Gaffit
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*The tornado bursts apart as a powerful being with a noose-wrapped around his neck charges through the tornado towards Nik*
*The Enchanted Boss-Hangman throws a noose at a building above Nik and launches himself skyward before coming down on top of him*
Lotus: Not exactly Final Boss material, but he'll do.
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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Nikoleis: "Oh, damn." Matrix: "Don't be afraid, I'll drag you out. Screaming Geological Ripper." Nikoleis: "Glups!" *Runs like hell as the ground itself opens below him, cracking the Earth in two with a deep scar, where wind blows in it in a rushing stream.* *Oh, the hangman is going down there...*
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Gaffit
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*From the hole in the Earth, thousands of demons zerg rush Nikoleis as Lotus summons the Hellish Swarm*
*Fireballs and hellfire shoot from the demons at Nik*
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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Nikoleis: "REQUESTING BETTER IDEA NAO!" *Half baked for now* Matrix: "Hypnotic Charismatic Morph." And immediately, Nik is assuming the body of a greater demon. The lesser ones stop moving... Nikhorneleis: "... PLANT SAP FOR THE PLANT SAP GOD!"
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Gaffit
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*Lotus summons the Warped Cone Vivisector*
Lotus: Oh my God this one is gonna be gross.
*Lotus quickly averts her eyes, when she looks back a second later, all the demons have been vivisected, the fire inside them exploding violently around Nikoleis*
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NPC Overlord Nikoleis
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Nikhorneleis: "GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *He releases a Mystic Yell, destroying magic around him*
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Gaffit
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*Nik gets tapped on the shoulder* : Hey Bub, how about you pick on someone ten leagues above your own size? *Nik turns around to face Wolverine, who unsheathes his adamantium claws and slashes at Nik with perfect timing* Lotus: It's the Clockwork Wolverine, and he's the best at what he does.
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