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BP Murder Mystery. YET ANOTHER SPATTACULAR STORY

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« on: 13 July, 2008, 03:26:03 pm »

First off, ^5 all you supporters who gave me support last story.

*^5*

SECOND OFF

THIS IS NOT A NORMAL USER STORY


THIS

IS


SPARTA

...
...

Moar like Spatta? <__<


Anyway.

This is a partly interactive story. Basically, we're in a mansion. *dramatic chord* Secondly, there's a murderer on the loose! *dramatic chord* THIRDLY, YOU GUYS MUST FIND THE MURDERER THROUGH OUR DETECTIVES!! *another dramatic chord, and groan*

IT MIGHT BE FUN

WE'LL SEE



What I shall do is post sections of story. Such as "Ingslayer is now dead." But in a lot more words. Story, you know. Then YOU guys will TAKE THE EVIDENCE and the CLUES. You attempt to come up with a reasonable idea and you QUESTION the SUSPECT!!!


Such as!


Me:
Ingslayer yawned as he got up at 5:33 Saturday morning at the mansion. He lumbered over to the kitchen and prepared some pancakes. Ingslayer, being the awkward individual he is, wanted to make his very own breakfast and not eat what the others made him. As he began to make the pancakes he searched for the syrup. Finding it, he poured it generously over his golden brown pancakes and took a bite. His face turned purple as he coughed and retched AND HE FELL TO THE GROUND, NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN

Poster guy Dustin:
Was there poison in the syrup?

Me:
Detective Masterman tests the syrup and finds cyanide in it.

Poster guy Dustin:
Check around for fingerprints on the syrup bottle itself.

Me:
A tuft of brown fur is found near the cap that Ingslayer PROBABLY DIDN'T NOTICE

Poster guy Dustin:
Could it be...LUIGIKONG BECAUSE KONGS HAVE BROWN FUR!?!?!?!?

[LK gets dragged in for questioning]

[Dustin proceeds to question LK. I am now LK, you see]

Dustin: Did you put cyanide in the syrup? (lol, blunt)

Me: *as LK* No...why would I kill Ingslayer?


I think you get it.


Next post will show THE FIRST BIT OF STORY AND IT WILL COME IN A FEW HOURS OR LESS
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« Reply #1 on: 13 July, 2008, 07:20:17 pm »

=O.

Can I be an actual Ermine this time? Reg size or human size doesn't matter to me.
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« Reply #2 on: 13 July, 2008, 08:52:13 pm »

PROLOGUENESSSTUFFFFFFFF GO


Ermine put down his copy of brawl. "I'm afraid I'm about to hear Pika's down taunt for 8 minutes. I'm-a go check my mail!"
The 6 foot tall ermine (WUT) hopped out of his house and stealthily crawled to his mailbox for reasons he wishes not to disclose. He carefully broke open the mailbox, stuffed the mail in his mouth, and rushed back into the house. HOWEVER, HE WAS NOT UNSEEN...

[DarkNight11 is across the street]

"AH-HA! I SAW YOU!" he screeched. "NOW I WILL KNOW WHERE TO STUFF THAT ELK I WAS PLANNING TO PRANK YOU WITH!"
DarkNight also decided to check his mail. He took the letter out of his mailbox like a normal being and strolled back into his house and swiftly opened it, and read it aloud so we know what it says.

Dear every resident of Brawlers Paradise that I sent this to;
I, being extremely cool and having friends, have decided to host a party. Items are on. Free for all. Everyone's coming. Feel free to stay for more than one night though; CAUSE I BUILT MAHSELF AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND I DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Have fun, come enjoy yourselves.

Sincerely,
Sasori1122

P.S. we have running water


"WOW, he wants ME to come to HIS party!?" scoffed Ermine. He read a bit further. "WHAT!? RUNNING WATER!? DUDE I'M DEFINITELY COMING"

[Clip of DN and Ermine jumping onto a plane and flying to Sasoriland]
[Clip of Spat flying to Sasoriland]
[Clip of GSD exploding]

*22.5 hours later, they're all there. The party is pretty much over, but the RPers are still going strong*

"Yeah for existence!" Spazzy yelled as he backflipped.
"AHMA ELEPHANT!!!" Siax refuses to make sense in the early morning.

But suddenly.

A window shatters.

A tennis ball comes flying into the window...but it's on fire.

The tennis ball hits Nubchaos in the chest. However, spazzy had earlier dumped a tank of gasoline on Nub during a playful joke...

NUBCHAOS HAS BECOME A BEACON OF LIGHT BY ACCIDENT.

Loud footsteps are heard in the silence except for Rick Astley's hit single "We're no strangers to love" playing in the background.


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WHO DUN IT!?



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« Reply #3 on: 13 July, 2008, 08:52:42 pm »

DEAD:
NubChaos

ALIVE:
The rest of BP (it's a rather large thing)
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« Reply #4 on: 13 July, 2008, 09:09:20 pm »

Flamesnake did it because his name is like flame!
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« Reply #5 on: 13 July, 2008, 09:57:08 pm »

I wasn't really meaning those deductions, I was using a poor example.

I would mean more like, think a motive, what would they do, does it relate in any obscure way.
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« Reply #6 on: 13 July, 2008, 10:07:04 pm »

<Fail'd>

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« Reply #7 on: 14 July, 2008, 03:59:23 am »

Who dumped the petrol on him?
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« Reply #8 on: 14 July, 2008, 07:44:00 am »

Who dumped the petrol on him?
Spazzypeanut
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« Reply #9 on: 14 July, 2008, 11:55:17 am »

I can actually see him do that lol
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« Reply #10 on: 18 July, 2008, 08:30:24 pm »

I can actually see him do that lol

I was thinking the same thing lol >.>
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« Reply #11 on: 18 July, 2008, 10:10:58 pm »

yay I'm a poster guy!

Anyways... was anyone outside of the mansion during the time that the incident happened?
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« Reply #12 on: 19 July, 2008, 08:28:30 am »

yay I'm a poster guy!

Anyways... was anyone outside of the mansion during the time that the incident happened?
Detective Fooby: Well, I'll check now but it's been some time since the murder...

Fooby looks around the perimeter of the mansion

Detective Fooby: Some guys are playing manhunt, and a few are taking walks...but still, it's been a while. People could have gone in, out, or anywhere.
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« Reply #13 on: 19 July, 2008, 08:37:32 am »

Has there been anything left outside the window?
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« Reply #14 on: 19 July, 2008, 09:50:16 am »

Has there been anything left outside the window?
Detective Fooby: Yeah. There's a purpleish tennis racket, I saw when I walked past. Maybe the killer dropped it and ran...we need to do something now though.

A) Bring in people from outside to question
B) Bring in Spazzy, as he poured the gas on Nub
C) Ask around and see if anyone saw people coming in and out
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