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BP Murder Mystery. YET ANOTHER SPATTACULAR STORY

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« Reply #15 on: 19 July, 2008, 09:53:55 am »

A) or B)
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« Reply #16 on: 22 July, 2008, 11:08:59 pm »

Genius story.

B by the way.
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« Reply #17 on: 23 July, 2008, 09:09:29 am »

Spazzypeanut gets ushered into the question room

Spazzy: WHAT THE HECK DID I DO

Spazzy sees interrogation tools

Spazzy: O.o

Detective Fooby: Ah, it's just for show.

Detective LuigiKong: ya rly. Now...

Judg dashes into the room

Judg: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO YOUR DEFENSE?!

Spazzy: ...:'u

Judg: LIIIIIES

Detective randomguy: Shut up Judg. Now, Spazzy, why did you pour petrol on Nub?

Spazzy: Why not?

Fooby: He poses a good point.

Spazzy: Wait, why am I being questioned? What happened?

Fooby: Tennis, Nub died, your fault.

Spazzy: Ding dong, the witch is dead...

Fooby: Your gasoline shenanigans set him alight when a flaming ball flew into him. How do we know you aren't the murderer or you're in cahoots with him?

Spazzy: Or her. Anyway, I was just goofing off. Seriously. Ask anyone there, I did it laughingly. Then I went to bed almost right after.


WHAT DO YOU DO NOW

A) Release Spazzy and question the people who were hanging around near the staircase, where anyone would go/leave for bed
B) Keep Spazzy isolated
C) Wait it out till the next murder so you have more information (Specify release/hold Spazzy)
D) Examine the racket and window (Specify release/hold Spazzy)
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« Reply #18 on: 23 July, 2008, 09:15:05 am »

"Ding dong the witch is dead." I found that very suspicious. -_o

D. Hold Spzzy.
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« Reply #19 on: 23 July, 2008, 12:20:42 pm »

D. Hold.

Specially 'cos of the "or her" comment.
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« Reply #20 on: 23 July, 2008, 08:17:28 pm »

LuigiKong looks at the racket
LK: No prints or anything...it looks like Waluigi's racket.
random checks out the window
random: There is a smudge here. It's sort of fresh too...wait, there's more. You have to take off gloves or something to get through this window. There's more here.

after searching, random falls through a trap door

random: And this was clearly a brilliant move!

LK tosses down a flashlight. Random jumps back up after more searching

random: It seems as though...*holds up used razor*

Fooby: Gasp!

Dead
NubChaos
Raizor






WHAT DO YOU DO NOW

You get to think up your own option this time.
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« Reply #21 on: 23 July, 2008, 08:35:18 pm »

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Dead:
Raizor

I laughed. Hard.

Check Raizor for finger prints.
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« Reply #22 on: 23 July, 2008, 08:53:57 pm »

Fooby puts on gloves so as to not make prints and carefully takes Raizor out of the ditch

random: Don't break him!!!

Fooby: Sorry. <_<

Fooby: Ok, prints here...

SUPERSPEED ANYLAZATION

Judg rushes through the room

Judg: MAH PANTS MAH PANTS MAH PANTS

Fooby: Looks like 911's and random's.

Suspicious glare

random: Does it look like I have stubble to you?

Fooby: You shaved it off.

random: Oh, please. We were playing a game of rock, paper, and scissors.

Fooby: ...

random: We kind of had to help him make rock. He was doing paper pretty much every time.

Fooby: Ah.

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« Reply #23 on: 23 July, 2008, 11:17:05 pm »

Interrogate 911.
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« Reply #24 on: 25 July, 2008, 06:09:15 pm »

Eat some Cherry pie with Ermine.
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« Reply #25 on: 07 August, 2008, 12:03:26 pm »

xD This is awesome; are you still doin git?

And if you are, question -911-, but not directly; sort of be like "So, about those murders...." and if he just goes along with it and doesn't say "Murders? Yu mean, more than one?" then he'll be even more suspicious...
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« Reply #26 on: 14 August, 2008, 08:20:57 am »

Dagnabbit, forgot about this again.


Fooby: To the escape pod!! ...Er...upstairswards. <_<

random: I'm pretty sure Raizor's best friend wouldn'--

Fooby: THIS IS SPARTA!! Anything can happen!!

Fooby dashes upstairs

random: <_<

LK: >_>

random: ...Yeah.

Fooby falcon punches 911's door down and springs onto his head

Spriing_Loaded: Ow ;_;

911: What the cherry pie?

Ermine: *is eating pie in the corner of the room*

Fooby: Ooh, pie. *goes over and eats pie*

random and LuigiKong come upstairs and see 911's door splintered into 22.5 pieces

911: ...Hi.

random: ...Word?

LuigiKong: *looks around* Hey, where's Raizor?

911: I dunno. We were playing manhunt outside and I never found him. So...we all went to bed and left him.

random: Left him for dead?

911: *raises eyebrow* I wouldn't quite say that, but--

random holds up mangled raizor

911: It looks like he's sleeping...

random: Uh, does he normally shave people in his sleep?

911: Someone tried to mow the lawn with him outside.

random: Is that like, equivalent to its virginity?

911: ...I have no idea.

Everyone glances at the razor awkwardly

911: But yeah...I don't know what happened to him.



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« Reply #27 on: 14 August, 2008, 08:25:28 pm »

Interrogate Random.
Torture must be involved.
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« Reply #28 on: 14 August, 2008, 08:31:58 pm »

Leave my room, and never come again.
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« Reply #29 on: 14 August, 2008, 10:03:09 pm »

911 suddenly turns into an octopus and scares everyone out of the room.

911: Can't a guy have some privacy when he--....

random: <_<

911: You need a BP gold account to finish reading that sentence.

Fooby: WHY DID I HAVE TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT THEN

Judg: INTERROGATE INTERROGATE

Fooby: Where'd you come from?

Judg: It ALL started when a man and a woman loved each other very mu--

Fooby: Ok, ok. <_<

random: No, go on.

Fooby: <_<

random: ...Please?

Judg: You are so suspicious.

random: Go back to your little...wherever you just were.

Fooby: no u

Judg: randomguy is clearly a crook.

LK: Excuse me.

Judg: What?

LK: You MUST be politically correct.

Judg: ...randomguy is...clearly an...unsavory character.

LK: There you go.

random: What? I am not.


Judg starts beating random with a blunt pipe

Fooby: Bwaqqqqhhh!

LK: <___<? *ties Judg up and throws him into a sack* No beating up the detectives.

Judg is taken to a holding room


What will you do with Judg?


A) Interrogation (torture)
B) Interrogation (no torture)
C) Let him be in the room for a while
D) Figure out what happened to Spazzy because I forgot
E) Other


Only one of these will yield needed results, a couple might lead to it later though.
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