Message #557099

[BlueAnnihilator]

[Several hours after the end of the scene, Link is walking back into the studio carrying a flashy new camera]

Link: *whistles*

[As Link is walking, he passes by Bob going in the opposite direction]

Link: Heya, Bob. What's up?

Bob: Ah, Link. So, are you enjoying yourself so far?

Link: Oh yeah! Being the cameraman is more fun than bombing Dodongos!

Bob: Glad to hear it. Keep up the good work, lad.

[Bob notices the camera Link is holding]

Bob: Hm? What's that?

Link: Oh, you mean this? It's the new camera I bought.

Bob: New camera? What happened to the old one?

Link: *shrugs* Beats me. After we finished shooting the last scene, I left to take a break. But when I came back, it was gone. I think someone stole it.

Bob: Stole!? Who would do such a thing...? ...Tobi!

Link: Nah, It couldn't have been Tobi. He's been hanging out with Zeldafan the whole time.

Bob: Is that so? Then who could've done it?

Link: *shrugs* Maybe someone who wants to sabotage the movie.

Bob: Hmm...sabotage. *rubs chin* That must be it...!

Link: You think we should look into this?

Bob: No, no. We'll wait and see what develops first before taking action.

Link: Righto.

[Afterwards, preparations for the next scene begins. Mizuna arrives and hands out scripts to Blue and ILS]

Mizuna: Here are your scripts for the next scene, guys!

Blue: Thanks, Mizuna.

Jawo': So, is it just Blue and ILS this time?

Mizuna: Yeah, but the rest of you will get your turn later, so don't worry. Anyway, I gotta run. Zeldafan will be back here with your costumes in a bit. See ya!

[Mizuna walks off]

Blue: Hm... Agent 00Blue...

ILS: Whoa-ho! Check this out, chief. You get to be a secret agent! Talk about your lucky day, eh?

Blue: Huh? A secret agent?

ILS: Yeah, man. Dont'cha know that they get all the chicks? Put on that snazzy suit, down a vodka martini or two, and the babes'll be stickin' to ya like glue. Ohoho baby, I could so get into that.

Blue: Sounds more like a pervert's wet dream than a heroic adventure.

[Zeldafan walks in]

Zeldafan: Blue, ILS! Hi!

ILS: Yo, ZF. Ya got our costumes ready for us?

Zeldafan: You betcha! And from the looks of things, you're playing the role of a secret agent, Blue. How cool is that!?

Blue: Huh? I don't get it. Everyone seems to go crazy over the thought of being a secret agent, but I don't see the appeal.

Zeldafan: Blue, you're kidding, right? I mean, have you seen of any of the Bond girls at all? Me-yow!

ILS: Heehee. Told ya.

Blue: *groan*

Zeldafan: Anyway, you guys only have 10 minutes to get suited up, so I'd better not keep you any longer. You guys know what to do from here, so good luck.

Blue: All right. Let's go, ILS.

ILS: Right behind ya, chief.

[Blue and ILS head into the dressing room to get suited up for the next scene. 5 minutes later, the two walk out wearing tuxedos. Blue's is blue, while ILS' is black]

ILS: Hey! Lookin' good, chief!

Blue: Heh, thanks. I haven't worn one of these since the Replica Earth incident. I always did like how they feel.

ILS: Yeah, they do feel awesome, don't they? Now if only I had my cane...

Blue: ...

ILS: ...What? Chicks dig the cane.

[Bob walks in]

Bob: Are you two ready to go?

Blue: I guess.

Bob: Then let's do it!

[Bob snaps his fingers, and they are taken to the middle of a bustling casino]

ILS: Heheh, tres chic. I like.

Blue: Do you know what this place is, ILS?

ILS: Er...not really. *scratches head*

Bob: Ugh... It's a casino, you hicks. People from your world are so out of it, I swear. Now get on the set. The scene's about to begin.

[Blue and ILS walk infront of the camera, while Bob sits in his director's chair]

Bob: *Ahem* In this next scene, Blue will be playing the role of Blues Bond, the secret agent codenamed: 00Blue. He, along with his CIA pal, ILS Leiter, are on the trail of the evil banker, Le Jawouer.

Jawo: At least he's not recusing a princess.

Bob: Anyway! The two have tracked him to Casino Loyale and it's their job to put him out of commission for good! Let's begin.

Mizuna: I'm on it! Agent 00Blue at Casino Loyale: Take 1. ...Action! *snap*

ILS: Is this the place?

Blue: Hmm, Casino Loyale. Looks like it...

ILS: Le Jawoeur has gotta be hiding here! Let's go find him!

Blue: Okay, but first...we get a drink.

[Blue and ILS take a seat at the casino bar, soon after, the bartender walks up to them]

Bartender: What can I get you, sirs?

ILS: I'll have whatever he's having.

Blue: A dry martini. One. In a deep champagne goblet.

Bartender: And how would you like that martini, sir?

[Close up on Blue]

Blue: *looks into camera* Shaken, not stirred. *wink*

Bob: Cut! Awesome, Blue! Nicely done!

Blue: Shaken...not stirred. What does that mean anyway?

Bob: To hell if I know. Now get ready for the opening!

Blue: Oh! Right, let's do it!

[Cue the classic gun barrel sequence. A white dot begins scrolling across the screen. The dot then becomes a gunman's view-to-kill. Blue begins walking, while the gun barrel observes his movements. Blue then quickly turns to the left and fires his gun. Then white dot violently shakes, and the scene reddens with blood, followed by a loud thud]

THUD

Zeldafan: *gasp* Link!!

Blue: Uh oh...

Link: *coughcough* I've...been hit...

Zeldafan: Blue, you shot Link! How could you!?

Blue: I-It was an accident! I didn't mean to!

Link: World...growing dark. Is this...the Dark World?

Zeldafan: Link, hang on!

Link: Bl-Blue...

Blue: Link?

Link: D-defeat....G-Ga...non... Urgh...

Dodododododododoooo... Pwink!

[link succumbs to death from his fatal gunshot wound]

Zeldafan: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!!!

Tobi: So uh, should Tobi hold in the Reset button or what?

Bob: Well you wouldn't want to damage your save data.

Zeldafan: *angrily* Guys!