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Clash of Smash Battle Room 1

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« Reply #15 on: 06 August, 2008, 10:39:06 pm »

W.A.R.: Unidentified elongating target inbound. Primary target faster than previously calculated.

*W.A.R. quickly slices into the incoming Shoop with his Beam Sword with all that his robotic reflexes can muster, sending it hurtling into the Meme, which sends it flying into TBizzle*

*W.A.R. then equips his Blaster Rifle with a sniper rifle scope and proceeds to fire sniper shots at the two*

W.A.R.: Future note, target prone to random acts of deadly insanity.
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« Reply #16 on: 06 August, 2008, 10:52:01 pm »

*Bizzle kicks MEME back towards W.A.R.*

GODDAMMIT JOHN LOCK MODE ACTIVATE

MEME: I'LL **** YOUR **** UP

*All the sniper rounds penetrate MEME, but they are turned into flowers as they come out the other side*

MEME: I ****ING HATE YOU BIZZASDHFLUDSRYEW

*MEME begins to explode while still flying towards W.A.R.*
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« Reply #17 on: 06 August, 2008, 10:57:48 pm »

W.A.R.: Warning, explosion imminent, recommend counter and retaliation.

*W.A.R. throws a freezing grenade at the Meme, countering the explosion and freezing the Meme in a block of ice*

*W.A.R. then re-routes it's positronic energy and shoots a bolt of lightning into TBizzle*

W.A.R.: Future note cont. Target has a very low vocabulary consisting mostly of deragitory insults.
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« Reply #18 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:03:33 pm »


Gaffit: Damnit Judg, those gifs are freezing up my poor computer! Have mercy on the poor girl!
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« Reply #19 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:09:02 pm »


Gaffit: Damnit Judg, those gifs are freezing up my poor computer! Have mercy on the poor girl!
But it's lulzy. D:
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« Reply #20 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:10:52 pm »

WARNING LIGHTNING BOLT IMMINENT OH GOD I'M ****ED

Huh??: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!

OMG WHO WAS THAT

MEME: YOUR SAVIOR!

*MEME flies outta ****ing nowhere and kicks the **** outta the lightning bolt*

*MEME is ****ing fried to **** and is barely alive*

OMG HOW DID YOU GET OUTTA THE BLOCK OF ICE

MEME: I EXPLODED AGAIN.

LOL

*MEME dies*

*Flies towards W.A.R. while shooting ectoplasm beams*
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« Reply #21 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:16:09 pm »

W.A.R.: Sub-target downed, Primary Target is putting up a retaliatory front. Primary Target does not seem fazed by the loss however. Possible trap?

*W.A.R. reroutes power to create a temporary electric shielding around himself that deflects the ectoplasm and then fires several homing missiles at TBizzle from his shoulders*
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« Reply #22 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:25:54 pm »

*SUDDENLY A GHOST FLIES OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTEMPTS TO KILL W.A.R.*

BYAAAAAHHHH

*CAPITAL LETTERS FLY OUT OF BIZZLE'S MOUTH AND BEAT THE **** OUT OF THE MISSILES*

EXPLOSION BEAM GOGOGO

*Bizzle thrusts his hands forwards and shoots out an EXPLOSION BEAM WOAH, which is followed by CAPITAL LETTERS THAT TWIRL AROUND IT TO MAKE IT LOOK COOL*

*AND THE BEAM IS HEADED TOWARDS W.A.R. OMG*
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« Reply #23 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:30:56 pm »

W.A.R.: WARNING! WARNING! SPIRIT MEDIUM INCOMING! TAKE IMMEDIATE EVASIVE ACTION! WARNING! WARNING! MASSIVE BEAM INCOMING! TAKE IMMEDIATE EVASIVE ACTION!

*W.A.R. arcs a powerful beam of lightning from his shield into the ghost, dispersing it*

*W.A.R. then arcs the lightning into the massive beam, slowing it down enough to narrowly avoid it, the heat from the beam melting some of the artificial skin on his body while the force of the blast sends him flying to the ground*
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« Reply #24 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:35:03 pm »

Explosion beams? EXPLOSION **** BEAMS!?

Dude, you **** have the best **** profile ever, Tbizzle!
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« Reply #25 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:38:07 pm »

*A ****ING GIRDER SHOOTS UP FROM OUT OF THE GROUND TOWARDS W.A.R.*

*THAT ***ING MEME PEEKS OUT FROM BEHIND THE GIRDER LIKE A SMUG MOTHA****ER*

IF I SEE THAT ****ING CAT ONE MORE TIME

AAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATA

*FLIES TOWARDS W.A.R. WHILE PUNCHING BILLIONS OF TIMES WHOAMG*
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« Reply #26 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:45:37 pm »

*W.A.R. catches himself in mid-air and electrifies the girder the meme is standing on, frying the meme*

*W.A.R. then pulls out a number of grenades and flies towards TBizzle*
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« Reply #27 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:49:51 pm »

*MEME falls to the ground and QQs*

MEGASPIKE WHOAMG

*BIZZLE'S ARMOR TURNS INTO A GIANT ****ING SPIKE AND AN EXPLOSION SHOOTS OUT OF THE BACK END, PROPELLING IT AT WHOAMG SPEEDS TOWARDS W.A.R.*
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« Reply #28 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:52:59 pm »

*W.A.R. hurls the grenades at TBizzle, revealing them to be a combination of Tear Gas and Fog Grenades which blinds TBizzle while W.A.R.'s vision is unaffected allowing him to dodge the spike with his machine reflexes*

*Through the gas cloud W.A.R. appears behind TBizzle and stabs into him with his Beam Sword*
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« Reply #29 on: 06 August, 2008, 11:56:58 pm »

ARMOR: I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO ASPLODE YOUR BACK REAL QUICK, K BIZZLE?

I CAN'T SEE FOR ****

*AN EXPLOSION SHOOTS OUT FROM BIZZLE'S BACK RIGHT BEFORE THE BEAM SWORD HITS WHOAMG*
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