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I was reminded of how much the new characters in Street Fighter IV suck.

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« on: 09 August, 2008, 08:04:45 pm »

*Short Rant Warning*

Let's face it, these guys are all losers and just filler material so far from what I've seen. C.Viper has absolutely nothing interesting going for her at all, especially that she wears a tie and puts her hair in a ponytail just like Cammy. Abel is supposed to be original I guess, but he has a striking resemblance to Geese Howard that I just can't ignore and he's also yet another uninteresting design. El Fuerte is just evidence that there's a mexican wrestler fad going on, Dead or Alive 4 added a mexican wrestler, Virtua Fighter 5 added a mexican wrestler, and now Street Fighter IV adds a mexican wrestler. It's just extremely ****ing annoying and the BS just needs to stop, I applaud Namco for not adding one to Tekken 6, but they kinda ruined that when they added Rock Howard to there lineup.

Rufus is perhaps the only new character that actually gave me some kind of feeling when I saw him. Sure, it was kinda "WTF" but at least he has something going on for him. The other three new characters are just generic as hell, and the final boss for this game just shows that Capcom's designers are running out of ideas. Seth is the final boss of the game, and is basically just a bald Gill that doesn't wear a thong. Hell, there ****ing poses are almost the same.

So yeah, Capcom sucks at being interesting it seems. So while we all get a chance to play as Geese Howard posing as a french guy in SFIV and play as a flat-chested female Rock Howard(Yes, Geese and Rock are related) in Tekken 6, I'll go and play something that is MADE of originality. That's of course Guily Gear, Faust for the ****ing win.
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« Reply #1 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:09:09 pm »

I didn't read it yet, but I will after this post.

I only like 1 of the new Street Fighter IV characters, and that's El Fuerte, the luchador. Because he actually looks like I would have a good time playing as him.


EDIT: Alright, I finished reading it.

It actually makes A LOT of sense unlike most rants about this. <_< I applaud you. *applauds* Yeah, savor that.
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« Reply #2 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:19:04 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:19:58 pm »

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« Reply #4 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:20:54 pm »

Thanks, also El Fuerte MAY be cool but it's just that most 3D fighters nowadays are adding luchadors. He can save himself if he can be any fun.

Moar liek "too lazy; didn't read".
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« Reply #5 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:21:59 pm »

Thanks, also El Fuerte MAY be cool but it's just that most 3D fighters nowadays are adding luchadors. He can save himself if he can be any fun.

Moar liek "too lazy; didn't read".

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« Reply #6 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:30:31 pm »

^^^^^imo El Fuerte > Zangief

But that's just me because I'm no good as Zangief. >_> ^^^^^
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« Reply #7 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:42:16 pm »

Obviously because you're lame. Zangief>Not Zangief
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« Reply #8 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:44:05 pm »

but luchadores > wrestlers
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« Reply #9 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:55:30 pm »

Zangief wrestles bears for fun though. That's pretty badass. >_>
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« Reply #10 on: 09 August, 2008, 08:56:25 pm »

... Really?

That IS bad ass. >_>
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« Reply #11 on: 09 August, 2008, 11:13:16 pm »

Any character that requires 360 motion for most of his moves/good moves suck.

Anywho, what does C. Viper look like?

EDIT: Nevermind...

This is why I only play 3rd Strike and Alpha 2.

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« Reply #12 on: 09 August, 2008, 11:21:30 pm »

Capcom ran out of creativity for Street Fighter because they used it all up on the Ace Attorney games.
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« Reply #13 on: 10 August, 2008, 11:31:09 am »

Thanks, also El Fuerte MAY be cool but it's just that most 3D fighters nowadays are adding luchadors. He can save himself if he can be any fun.

Moar liek "too lazy; didn't read".

Remember my topic about tl; dr 911......


And I don't meant to get at you or to seem as if I disagree with all that you said, but what kind of characters would count as being good, in your opinion? A skinny light-skinned black kid who wears designers suits and uses Chinese Southern Fist fighting style? A middle-aged South American hair-dresser who has her own fighting style in which she walks on her hands? Or what?
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« Reply #14 on: 10 August, 2008, 01:20:14 pm »

Thanks, also El Fuerte MAY be cool but it's just that most 3D fighters nowadays are adding luchadors. He can save himself if he can be any fun.

Moar liek "too lazy; didn't read".

Remember my topic about tl; dr 911......


And I don't meant to get at you or to seem as if I disagree with all that you said, but what kind of characters would count as being good, in your opinion? A skinny light-skinned black kid who wears designers suits and uses Chinese Southern Fist fighting style? A middle-aged South American hair-dresser who has her own fighting style in which she walks on her hands? Or what?
Those all sound more interesting than all four new characters to be honest.
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