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I was reminded of how much the new characters in Street Fighter IV suck.

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« Reply #30 on: 10 August, 2008, 09:18:23 pm »

A stripper who carries around a pole that she swings around like a bo staff and periodically stabs it into the ground in order to perform spinning attacks; he outfits include a Nurse Busty, Officer Nasty, and The Wicked Wench of th ewest (as the battle continues on, she loses more and more clothes).
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« Reply #31 on: 10 August, 2008, 09:22:39 pm »

A short and muscular man in a white business suit with slicked back black hair who has pink sunglasses that fire ice beams and uses a large red thumbtack like a club and sword.
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« Reply #32 on: 10 August, 2008, 09:24:26 pm »

*laughs at these ideas*
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« Reply #33 on: 10 August, 2008, 09:29:20 pm »

A black biker babe from the late 60's who looks like this:




And uses her motorcycle for ground attacks and Love Gun for aerials; her bike comes equpped with a flamethrower attachment on the exhaust pipe.
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« Reply #34 on: 10 August, 2008, 10:13:07 pm »

A rocker who fights using his pet falcon that can turn into a griffin or a lion, and his pet fox who can shapeshift into anything, including weapons.


....and before anyone asks, this character is actually a character I came up with as a One Piece fan character. >_>
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« Reply #35 on: 10 August, 2008, 10:39:05 pm »

An old chinese guy in a wheelchair with no hair that used to be a Wushu master who now uses his oxygen tank and various chair attacks to fight.
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« Reply #36 on: 10 August, 2008, 10:41:10 pm »

A Mudkip with incredibly manly sunglasses that fights using his overwhelming manliness, Mudkip attacks, a giant robot Mudkip, and his sunglasses.
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« Reply #37 on: 10 August, 2008, 10:46:07 pm »

An old frog that smokes a huge cigar that he uses to fight with.
And uses an ashtray to throw around.







while smoking
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« Reply #38 on: 10 August, 2008, 11:17:33 pm »

A lawyer with spiky hair and a blue suit that points at people and yells stuff for massive damage.


<_< Phoenix Wright should totally be a secret character.
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« Reply #39 on: 10 August, 2008, 11:23:16 pm »

An old frog that smokes a huge cigar that he uses to fight with.
And uses an ashtray to throw around.


Lame and uninspired.




while smoking


*spits out tea; monocle flies free from brow, hits the tire of a passing truck and causes it to crash into a gas station, blowing up half the orphanage next door*

B-....brilliant! ****ing brilliant!
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« Reply #40 on: 10 August, 2008, 11:53:01 pm »

A lawyer with spiky hair and a blue suit that points at people and yells stuff for massive damage.


<_< Phoenix Wright should totally be a secret character.

Yes. Very yes. Even more very yes. The most yes in the entire world.
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« Reply #41 on: 11 August, 2008, 12:01:46 am »

A Muscular, Body Building, Black Midget with a 10 in Blonde afro who wears a pink speedo and hits people with a stream of Christmas Tree lights as a whip.
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"There's no need for sorrow, Queen. I died once already. I can't die twice. "

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"How about it undying man? care to die too?

"I can.....die?"

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« Reply #42 on: 11 August, 2008, 12:10:45 am »

A large and fat chinese man in grey and black camo shorts with a purple bullet-proof vest and biker gloves that uses Ninjutsu and swings a TV at his opponent once in a while.
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« Reply #43 on: 11 August, 2008, 12:28:23 am »

If I was a really hellacious artist, I would make the character select screen to our fighting game with these characters, and it would be awesome.
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« Reply #44 on: 11 August, 2008, 12:36:10 am »

An 8 foot tall penguin with a ciggarette that wears a red spotted yellow tie and has spiked army boots. Also has orange sunglasses and swings around a chainsaw.
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"Unfortunately, Hell had no vacancies."

"There's no need for sorrow, Queen. I died once already. I can't die twice. "

"Insane? We might be the only one's telling the truth."

"You, too... Immortal?"

Solid Snake: "Now you're a mere mortal, just like us."
Vamp: "But can you kill this mere mortal?"

"How about it undying man? care to die too?

"I can.....die?"

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